FabSwingers.com forum: Trifle

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am about to eat half a trifle.

No you cannot have any.

Yes I will enjoy.

That is all

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Homemade or bought??

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

[Removed by poster at 28/04/21 22:37:50]

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Why only half?

Or had you eaten half before?

Which begs the question ... why did you only eat half before?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"[Trifle Removed by poster at 28/04/21 22:37:50]"

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By *urlyCatzWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool

If it was my homemade boozy trifle there wouldn't be half left for you to eat.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"I am about to eat half a trifle.

No you cannot have any.

Yes I will enjoy.

That is all

What’s wrong with the other half

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I had one of those GU Zillionaires' Chocolate & Salted Caramel Cheesecake Desserts earlier.

Damn, it was good (but too bloody small!) and had what looked like little bits of copper on the top (which I ate anyway cause I was in feeding frenzy mode)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sadly it is shop bought and the other half belongs to that bitch Sophie. Have to share everything

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

What flavour trifle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sadly it is shop bought and the other half belongs to that bitch Sophie. Have to share everything

If you don't tell her about it she doesn't need to get half

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What flavour trifle? "

Raspberry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sadly it is shop bought and the other half belongs to that bitch Sophie. Have to share everything

If you don't tell her about it she doesn't need to get half

She bought it

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"What flavour trifle?

Raspberry"

Mmm, has it got those sponge fingers in the jelly?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Sadly it is shop bought and the other half belongs to that bitch Sophie. Have to share everything

If you don't tell her about it she doesn't need to get half

She bought it

And now the struggle of trying to find which half looks the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sadly it is shop bought and the other half belongs to that bitch Sophie. Have to share everything

If you don't tell her about it she doesn't need to get half

She bought it

Tell her she that it was last week she got it and you had it then

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Sadly it is shop bought and the other half belongs to that bitch Sophie. Have to share everything

If you don't tell her about it she doesn't need to get half

She bought it

And now the struggle of trying to find which half looks the best

She already ate half so I get what's left

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Now I want trifle.

I'm gonna make one next week.

Maybe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What flavour trifle?

Raspberry

Mmm, has it got those sponge fingers in the jelly?

There's a layer of sponge yes

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Sadly it is shop bought and the other half belongs to that bitch Sophie. Have to share everything

If you don't tell her about it she doesn't need to get half

She bought it

And now the struggle of trying to find which half looks the best

She already ate half so I get what's left

Well at least she did leave it

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Sadly it is shop bought and the other half belongs to that bitch Sophie. Have to share everything

If you don't tell her about it she doesn't need to get half

Oi!!! I'll remember this next time you ask for blocks.....im going to spam you with cat pictures

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"What flavour trifle?

Raspberry

Mmm, has it got those sponge fingers in the jelly?

There's a layer of sponge yes

Yum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sadly it is shop bought and the other half belongs to that bitch Sophie. Have to share everything

If you don't tell her about it she doesn't need to get half

She bought it

Tell her you dropped it!

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Tell her it was rank and you binned it so she wasnt poisoned by it

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Now I want trifle.

I'm gonna make one next week.

Maybe."

Me too - do you put sherry or rum in it?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

My name is La Luna and I’m a Trifleholic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sadly it is shop bought and the other half belongs to that bitch Sophie. Have to share everything

If you don't tell her about it she doesn't need to get half

Oi!!! I'll remember this next time you ask for blocks.....im going to spam you with cat pictures

You can't you have me blocked already

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sadly it is shop bought and the other half belongs to that bitch Sophie. Have to share everything

If you don't tell her about it she doesn't need to get half

She bought it

And now the struggle of trying to find which half looks the best

She already ate half so I get what's left

Well at least she did leave it

My half didn't last long, now I am sad and will have to watch Sophie eat hers soon

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Why don't you eat the top half?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sadly it is shop bought and the other half belongs to that bitch Sophie. Have to share everything

If you don't tell her about it she doesn't need to get half

She bought it

Tell her you dropped it!

Or just eat it all ! I would

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Now I want trifle.

I'm gonna make one next week.

Maybe.

Me too - do you put sherry or rum in it?

Depends on what type. Amaretto with strawberry, spiced rum with raspberry.

And coffee liqueur with chocolate!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Sadly it is shop bought and the other half belongs to that bitch Sophie. Have to share everything

If you don't tell her about it she doesn't need to get half

She bought it

And now the struggle of trying to find which half looks the best

She already ate half so I get what's left

Well at least she did leave it

My half didn't last long, now I am sad and will have to watch Sophie eat hers soon

You should have eaten the bottom half. Because to get to that you have to eat the top half.

It's why I only ever drink the bottom half of my alcoholic beverages.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Now I want trifle.

I'm gonna make one next week.

Maybe.

Me too - do you put sherry or rum in it?

Depends on what type. Amaretto with strawberry, spiced rum with raspberry.

And coffee liqueur with chocolate!"

So when am I coming round for some of each

Trifle party anyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now I want trifle.

I'm gonna make one next week.

Maybe.

Me too - do you put sherry or rum in it?

Depends on what type. Amaretto with strawberry, spiced rum with raspberry.

And coffee liqueur with chocolate!"

Now I need to make an amaretto and strawberry one by the weekend, but a HUGE one so half is like the whole thing

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Now I want trifle.

I'm gonna make one next week.

Maybe."

Cookies too ??

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Sadly it is shop bought and the other half belongs to that bitch Sophie. Have to share everything

If you don't tell her about it she doesn't need to get half

She bought it

And now the struggle of trying to find which half looks the best

She already ate half so I get what's left

Well at least she did leave it

My half didn't last long, now I am sad and will have to watch Sophie eat hers soon

Sit there staring at her until she feels she has to share

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sadly it is shop bought and the other half belongs to that bitch Sophie. Have to share everything

If you don't tell her about it she doesn't need to get half

She bought it

And now the struggle of trying to find which half looks the best

She already ate half so I get what's left

Well at least she did leave it

My half didn't last long, now I am sad and will have to watch Sophie eat hers soon

Sit there staring at her until she feels she has to share

Like a begging dog with puppy eyes

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I am about to eat half a trifle.

No you cannot have any.

Yes I will enjoy.

That is all

That's a trifle selfish

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Sadly it is shop bought and the other half belongs to that bitch Sophie. Have to share everything

If you don't tell her about it she doesn't need to get half

She bought it

And now the struggle of trying to find which half looks the best

She already ate half so I get what's left

Well at least she did leave it

My half didn't last long, now I am sad and will have to watch Sophie eat hers soon

Sit there staring at her until she feels she has to share

Like a begging dog with puppy eyes

Whatever it takes for trifle

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Now I want trifle.

I'm gonna make one next week.

Maybe.

Me too - do you put sherry or rum in it?

Depends on what type. Amaretto with strawberry, spiced rum with raspberry.

And coffee liqueur with chocolate!

So when am I coming round for some of each

Trifle party anyone

I'm easy!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Now I want trifle.

I'm gonna make one next week.

Maybe.

Me too - do you put sherry or rum in it?

Depends on what type. Amaretto with strawberry, spiced rum with raspberry.

And coffee liqueur with chocolate!

Now I need to make an amaretto and strawberry one by the weekend, but a HUGE one so half is like the whole thing

I have the BEST trifle dish for that.....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Now I want trifle.

I'm gonna make one next week.

Maybe.

Cookies too ??

Yes. NEXT week.

Now think about that.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sadly it is shop bought and the other half belongs to that bitch Sophie. Have to share everything

Did you look at the underside of the packaging? I once bought a Tesco's trifle that had "Do not invert" written on the bottom of the packaging.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Now I want trifle.

I'm gonna make one next week.

Maybe.

Me too - do you put sherry or rum in it?

Depends on what type. Amaretto with strawberry, spiced rum with raspberry.

And coffee liqueur with chocolate!

Now I need to make an amaretto and strawberry one by the weekend, but a HUGE one so half is like the whole thing

I have the BEST trifle dish for that....."

I'm a trifle envious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Describe this trifle please....bowl lined with sliced Swiss roll? Set fruit and jelly on bottom? Another layer of sliced Swiss roll? Custard? Cream? Chocolate shavings?

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

custard trifle yum..

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Now I want trifle.

I'm gonna make one next week.

Maybe.

Cookies too ??

Yes. NEXT week.

Now think about that.....

I have. And I'm still confused

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sadly it is shop bought and the other half belongs to that bitch Sophie. Have to share everything

Did you look at the underside of the packaging? I once bought a Tesco's trifle that had "Do not invert" written on the bottom of the packaging.

Nice try wise guy, I am not falling for that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Describe this trifle please....bowl lined with sliced Swiss roll? Set fruit and jelly on bottom? Another layer of sliced Swiss roll? Custard? Cream? Chocolate shavings?"

Raspberries in raspberry jelly, thin layer of sponge, custard and cream.

Nothing special but I still wish I had more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirt!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dirt!

Blasphemy!

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"Sadly it is shop bought and the other half belongs to that bitch Sophie. Have to share everything

Everything?

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By *rying2niteMan
over a year ago

Egremont

My mums trifle is THE best....but you don't dare eat it if you have to drive....i swear she puts half a bottle of sherry in it !

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Sadly it is shop bought and the other half belongs to that bitch Sophie. Have to share everything

Everything?

Not quite everything....we don't share men as only one of us has any interest in them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope the custard sploshed down your cleavage you greedy woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could live on nothing but trifle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could live on nothing but trifle

Same here, I was informed several times growing up it is the first thing I ate as a baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could live on nothing but trifle

Same here, I was informed several times growing up it is the first thing I ate as a baby

A trifle diet obviously has waistline benefits...

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