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By *ilks xXx OP   Woman
over a year ago

East Mids

I’ve just come up to bed, saw a medium sized spider on my ceiling above my bed. I’ve named him ‘Herbert’. He fell off and landed on my face, ran down my arm and across the bed .... thus was a great opportunity to take a pic or two and send to my daughter .... I have told her that Herbert is staying with me in my room until further notice. He is in training. He is to protect clothing, make up and underwear from intruders.

He is only small but I will train him to pounce, rear and spit ....

she has been warned !

Are you spider friendly ?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

Hell no! Herbert wouldn’t have made it off that ceiling!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I have a small one on my wall right now , I leave them be , they do way more good than harm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve literally just done a status update about spiders. I’m scared daft of them. I run away screaming with my arms in the air at just the sight of them!

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By *hetalltravellerMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

I am but my cat is not. Herbert would be catfood I'm afraid.

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By *ilks xXx OP   Woman
over a year ago

East Mids


"Hell no! Herbert wouldn’t have made it off that ceiling! "

Awww poor spider

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By *nottygirlWoman
over a year ago

Glasgowshire

Eh???

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Very spider friendly.

In our home we have spiders named budda elvis and jesus.

B'room lives above shower and k'chen behind the fridge.

Then theres almost leggless nick who doesnt get around much but seems happy enough

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By *ilks xXx OP   Woman
over a year ago

East Mids


"I have a small one on my wall right now , I leave them be , they do way more good than harm "

Fly eating friends ....

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South


"I have a small one on my wall right now , I leave them be , they do way more good than harm "

Do they? Do they really? They could breakdance their way up your nose whilst you’re sleeping.....

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"I have a small one on my wall right now , I leave them be , they do way more good than harm

Do they? Do they really? They could breakdance their way up your nose whilst you’re sleeping....."

Most action I've had in ages

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By *ilks xXx OP   Woman
over a year ago

East Mids


"Very spider friendly.

In our home we have spiders named budda elvis and jesus.

B'room lives above shower and k'chen behind the fridge.

Then theres almost leggless nick who doesnt get around much but seems happy enough "

Fantastic lol

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By *hetalltravellerMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen


"Very spider friendly.

In our home we have spiders named budda elvis and jesus.

B'room lives above shower and k'chen behind the fridge.

Then theres almost leggless nick who doesnt get around much but seems happy enough "

How can you tell he's happy? Is there a look of contentment in several of his eyes?

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

I don't mind a few spiders they do more good than harm..

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"Very spider friendly.

In our home we have spiders named budda elvis and jesus.

B'room lives above shower and k'chen behind the fridge.

Then theres almost leggless nick who doesnt get around much but seems happy enough

How can you tell he's happy? Is there a look of contentment in several of his eyes?"

He waves one of his remaining limbs now and again. He could be making rude gestures but I prefer to think of it as a greeting

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I like spiders and as I live in an older house I get the big ones come to visit around September. They are always welcome although I do not wish to share my bed with them.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South


"Very spider friendly.

In our home we have spiders named budda elvis and jesus.

B'room lives above shower and k'chen behind the fridge.

Then theres almost leggless nick who doesnt get around much but seems happy enough

How can you tell he's happy? Is there a look of contentment in several of his eyes?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trade you. Wolf spiders are the devil reincarnated. Brush them out the door and 500 babies scatter off the backs of them.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South


"Trade you. Wolf spiders are the devil reincarnated. Brush them out the door and 500 babies scatter off the backs of them."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spiders walk over your face while your sleeping, dragging their Willie's over your face......

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By *ewdtenantMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

I apologize to spiders. I can hear them say, " why did you do that?", when I disturb their little spider hovels. It's a form of Pascales' wager when the giant spider invasion arrives.

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

I like spiders that don't want to bite me like false widows do so they go splat

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

I apologise to all bugs if I do something accidentally. But I like spiders. They’re welcome to live peacefully in our house (no biting, nose breakdancing, or attacking allowed).

My daughter, she’s the one screaming “mum there’s a spider” and refusing to go in the room.

I might not be so comfortable with them if I lived in the US or Oz however.

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a couple who live in the corner of my bedroom, they are allowed, but only if they STAY.UP.THERE.

They are the spindly legged type, and they eat the fat hairy ones, which is why I allow them.

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