FabSwingers.com forum: RSJ’s

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

It’s long overdue: Rolled Steel Joists -they deserve a thread say I

Are you sexually aroused by RSJ’s? Perhaps you have made love atop one?

All RSJ related stories welcome here; Let’s spread the love for these wondrous things

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Should I Google this ??

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Should I Google this ??

You could, but you might end up sending random porn to those in your friends list ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is it? Are they massive metal things? Xx

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Say Catnic to me ... go on ... you know you want to

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

I've fancied the guy that installed 2 rsjs in my house if that counts ....

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Let's not forget about lintels they need love too

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Should I Google this ??

You could, but you might end up sending random porn to those in your friends list ..."

Oh no , I thought this was long forgotten about

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Should I Google this ??

You could, but you might end up sending random porn to those in your friends list ...

Oh no , I thought this was long forgotten about

Oh hell no ... you've missed me ... I know you have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s long overdue: Rolled Steel Joists -they deserve a thread say I

Are you sexually aroused by RSJ’s? Perhaps you have made love atop one?

All RSJ related stories welcome here; Let’s spread the love for these wondrous things

Cold on your arse in winter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve installed a few

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Yay verily! They’re most glorious things (unless you drop one on your foot...)

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Massive erections

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'd round off the edges before I'd play with one

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Massive erections

At last, context I can support...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amount I've tried to move and also carry bloody heavy

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

What are they

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

The most civil of engineering

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

For all those asking; also known as an ‘I Beam’ (and various other names), RSJ’s are heavy, steel construction, weight bearing beams.

They are mighty! Praise be!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Should I Google this ??

You could, but you might end up sending random porn to those in your friends list ...

Oh no , I thought this was long forgotten about

Oh hell no ... you've missed me ... I know you have

Haha even I'd forgotten about it

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Should I Google this ??

You could, but you might end up sending random porn to those in your friends list ...

Oh no , I thought this was long forgotten about

Oh hell no ... you've missed me ... I know you have

Haha even I'd forgotten about it

All the more rain to remind you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Should I Google this ??

You could, but you might end up sending random porn to those in your friends list ...

Oh no , I thought this was long forgotten about

Oh hell no ... you've missed me ... I know you have

Haha even I'd forgotten about it

All the more rain to remind you

What's the weather got to do with it ??

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Should I Google this ??

You could, but you might end up sending random porn to those in your friends list ...

Oh no , I thought this was long forgotten about

Oh hell no ... you've missed me ... I know you have

Haha even I'd forgotten about it

All the more rain to remind you

What's the weather got to do with it ??

Dammit!!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Currently waiting for my contractor to get his arse in gear and install a couple of joists in my kitchen.

The amount of time I've been waiting leads me to be frustrated rather than aroused by them

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

I see your RSJ

And raise you REJs - reinforced elastomer joints ... drool

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Should I Google this ??

You could, but you might end up sending random porn to those in your friends list ...

Oh no , I thought this was long forgotten about

Oh hell no ... you've missed me ... I know you have

Haha even I'd forgotten about it

All the more rain to remind you

What's the weather got to do with it ??

Dammit!!

Haha

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

The classic icon photo ..... the guys sat on an RSJ hanging from a crane

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

[Removed by poster at 28/04/21 21:53:42]

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

___

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

___

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"___

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Yup lol

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I see your RSJ

And raise you REJs - reinforced elastomer joints ... drool"

Phwoar! They are admittedly mightily sexy looking!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"The classic icon photo ..... the guys sat on an RSJ hanging from a crane "

Oh them things . Now I know

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm partial to a beaming smile

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"The classic icon photo ..... the guys sat on an RSJ hanging from a crane "

Manliest photos ever taken

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I'm partial to a beaming smile

You're just partial to a beam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a coded class 1 welder of 34yrs I've welded literally miles on some of the largest fabrications here, in Europe and Australia... Its definitely an overrated experience

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"As a coded class 1 welder of 34yrs I've welded literally miles on some of the largest fabrications here, in Europe and Australia... Its definitely an overrated experience

Well aren't you a clever welder, Thunderbotty

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By *orks Randy MANMan
over a year ago

doncaster

UC s are stiffer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a coded class 1 welder of 34yrs I've welded literally miles on some of the largest fabrications here, in Europe and Australia... Its definitely an overrated experience

Well aren't you a clever welder, Thunderbotty

If I was a clever botty I'd be like you...a sexy hotty

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"UC s are stiffer

But Parallel Flanged Channels are the sexiest of them all

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"As a coded class 1 welder of 34yrs I've welded literally miles on some of the largest fabrications here, in Europe and Australia... Its definitely an overrated experience

Well aren't you a clever welder, Thunderbotty

If I was a clever botty I'd be like you...a sexy hotty

Oh you silver-tongued chap, you.

Not just a hot botty, are you? X

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"UC s are stiffer

But Parallel Flanged Channels are the sexiest of them all

You said flange

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Sexiest thread of the day this

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"UC s are stiffer

But Parallel Flanged Channels are the sexiest of them all

You said flange

See even the name of them simply oozes sex! (They’re also referred to as ‘C Sections but that has altogether different connotations...)

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

I dont think there's any structure to any of these comments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"UC s are stiffer

But Parallel Flanged Channels are the sexiest of them all

Only if the weld procedure requires the flanges to be full penetration... ohh baby

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"As a coded class 1 welder of 34yrs I've welded literally miles on some of the largest fabrications here, in Europe and Australia... Its definitely an overrated experience

I bet you’ve welded a few gussets in your time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a coded class 1 welder of 34yrs I've welded literally miles on some of the largest fabrications here, in Europe and Australia... Its definitely an overrated experience

I bet you’ve welded a few gussets in your time. "

Welders do it in all positions... gussets included

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't leave those accro's out, the long slender extended poles of shear sexyness

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"UC s are stiffer

But Parallel Flanged Channels are the sexiest of them all

Only if the weld procedure requires the flanges to be full penetration... ohh baby

All this talk is giving me a major girder!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"As a coded class 1 welder of 34yrs I've welded literally miles on some of the largest fabrications here, in Europe and Australia... Its definitely an overrated experience

I bet you’ve welded a few gussets in your time.

Welders do it in all positions... gussets included

I could have done with your expertise earlier today.

I blew through

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Don't leave those accro's out, the long slender extended poles of shear sexyness"

Oh god yesss! Acrow Props - that divine, long screw thread on them coupled with their curves just makes me want to rub up and down them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shed 10 pipe deserves recognition as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't leave those accro's out, the long slender extended poles of shear sexyness

Oh god yesss! Acrow Props - that divine, long screw thread on them coupled with their curves just makes me want to rub up and down them

Lube them up with a bit of grease watch them grow, with a few twists of the wrists, effortless

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

"As a coded class 1 welder of 34yrs I've welded literally miles on some of the largest fabrications here, in Europe and Australia... Its definitely an overrated experience

I bet you’ve welded a few gussets in your time.

Welders do it in all positions... gussets included

A full penetration butt is the pinnacle though.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Don't leave those accro's out, the long slender extended poles of shear sexyness

Oh god yesss! Acrow Props - that divine, long screw thread on them coupled with their curves just makes me want to rub up and down them

Lube them up with a bit of grease watch them grow, with a few twists of the wrists, effortless "

Get a strong boy on top and it's double mmm...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Anyone fancy reaming some holes

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

Proper welders do it with 18 inches too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive got a couple around the house somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a coded class 1 welder of 34yrs I've welded literally miles on some of the largest fabrications here, in Europe and Australia... Its definitely an overrated experience

I bet you’ve welded a few gussets in your time.

Welders do it in all positions... gussets included

I could have done with your expertise earlier today.

I blew through

Premature penetration aye..? Happens to the best of us buddy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It took 9 men to lift the enormous rsj into my new extension, it’s overkill and way over spec but it’s stopping my house from falling down.

It was fun watching it being lifted in though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a coded class 1 welder of 34yrs I've welded literally miles on some of the largest fabrications here, in Europe and Australia... Its definitely an overrated experience

I bet you’ve welded a few gussets in your time.

Welders do it in all positions... gussets included

A full penetration butt is the pinnacle though."

Make it a full pen' double V butt in a 6G with low hydrogen rods and I'm in heaven... fuck I need to get a life

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"It took 9 men to lift the enormous rsj into my new extension, it’s overkill and way over spec but it’s stopping my house from falling down.

It was fun watching it being lifted in though..."

I do hope that you pay reverent homage to the divine beam every night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It took 9 men to lift the enormous rsj into my new extension, it’s overkill and way over spec but it’s stopping my house from falling down.

It was fun watching it being lifted in though...

I do hope that you pay reverent homage to the divine beam every night?

It’s yet to he plastered over & still exposed so I give it frequent admiring glances on a daily basis..

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"It took 9 men to lift the enormous rsj into my new extension, it’s overkill and way over spec but it’s stopping my house from falling down.

It was fun watching it being lifted in though...

I do hope that you pay reverent homage to the divine beam every night?

It’s yet to he plastered over & still exposed so I give it frequent admiring glances on a daily basis.."

Good girl

I know that the mighty girder would delight if you were to run your hands over it, up and down rhythmically....

Of course, you might need a step ladder for this purpose which incidentally are decidedly sexy little minxes in their own right

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I think I need to find me a welder

with steel girders and slim poles with a long screw

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

This reminds me: Dewalt vs Makita?

Which is sexiest?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"This reminds me: Dewalt vs Makita?

Which is sexiest?

You had me at flange, but you've lost me now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I need to find me a welder

with steel girders and slim poles with a long screw

Aheem...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

What are they

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"This reminds me: Dewalt vs Makita?

Which is sexiest?

You had me at flange, but you've lost me now

Both makes of power tool....both incredibly sexy but I think Dewalt has the slight edge for me. Their drills.....I feel invincible whenever I wield one

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"What are they "

RSJ’s? They’re structural girders that can bear extreme weight loads. Mighty things indeed!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I've picked up a few in my time - not that I'm bragging.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"What are they

RSJ’s? They’re structural girders that can bear extreme weight loads. Mighty things indeed!

Thankyou x

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By *ewdtenantMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"It’s long overdue: Rolled Steel Joists -they deserve a thread say I

Are you sexually aroused by RSJ’s? Perhaps you have made love atop one?

All RSJ related stories welcome here; Let’s spread the love for these wondrous things

Cold on your arse in winter"

All I can say, is " glulam". Might get splinters, though.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Steel IS sexy; It has been proven here this very night folks

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Steel IS sexy; It has been proven here this very night folks

What are they

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Steel IS sexy; It has been proven here this very night folks

What are they

Even steel cutlery has a certain exquisite sexiness about it now I contemplate it...

A stainless steel spoon inserted sensuously into ones mouth......ooooo ‘tis deliciously naughty

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Steel IS sexy; It has been proven here this very night folks

What are they

Even steel cutlery has a certain exquisite sexiness about it now I contemplate it...

A stainless steel spoon inserted sensuously into ones mouth......ooooo ‘tis deliciously naughty

Necklace x

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Steel IS sexy; It has been proven here this very night folks

What are they

Even steel cutlery has a certain exquisite sexiness about it now I contemplate it...

A stainless steel spoon inserted sensuously into ones mouth......ooooo ‘tis deliciously naughty

Necklace x"

Now necklaces especially, I have always found to be sexy!

I’m a bit of a bling lover truth be told

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Steel IS sexy; It has been proven here this very night folks

What are they

Even steel cutlery has a certain exquisite sexiness about it now I contemplate it...

A stainless steel spoon inserted sensuously into ones mouth......ooooo ‘tis deliciously naughty

Necklace x

Now necklaces especially, I have always found to be sexy!

I’m a bit of a bling lover truth be told

As am I xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t forgot no RSJ is complete without a gripple being well hung from it

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