FabSwingers.com forum: Would you give yourself one....

By *aomilatte OP Couple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

...Would you fuck yourself if you were a member of the opposite sex? Would you think "Oh God no" or "Yes, don't mind if I do"?

We're guessing first thing in the morning would be a lot of "No's", but dressed up for a night out would be a lot of "Yes, I wouldn't mind a little play with him/her"

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Yes I would....someone has to take pity on me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's been suggested a few times !

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Yes I would. I would have a beautiful penis that I could use to pleasure myself in a way that I've never been pleasured before. I'd enjoy watching myself orgasm on aforementioned beautiful penis, watching my eyes roll back in sheer delight and feeling my soft, pillowy lips surrounding my hard beautiful penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes I would. I would have a beautiful penis that I could use to pleasure myself in a way that I've never been pleasured before. I'd enjoy watching myself orgasm on aforementioned beautiful penis, watching my eyes roll back in sheer delight and feeling my soft, pillowy lips surrounding my hard beautiful penis. "

I think I enjoyed that comment more than I should have

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

No way. I wouldn’t even go on a social

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll probably be able to say something once I’ve stopped laughing at this question. * wiped tears of laughter from my eyes * Great thread.

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

On personality alone ? I'd definitely do me ...

Looks ? Not so much currently , I wouldn't fancy me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. I am perplexed as to why people find me sexually attractive. Oh wait. I have a vag. Thats why!

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

I would and if my cock was big enough I would definitely have a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made me smile this question as I used to think that the only person for me would be a female version of me. In answer yes I would.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Yup

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Yup"

I agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah. Look at him, he's riddled with anxiety!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Yup

I agree

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Yeah, I think I would

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Absolutely yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I so would I'm a sexy bastard

how could I resist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I certainly would. We'd have the same sense of humour and both have the same vulnerabilities. I would still insist on a social first though.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I would love that. I’d know exactly how to get the good spots on me

Boy Jamie would be a bit of a dish. I have rugby player shoulders as it is

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

I wouldn’t! I’m a realist and know I’m not very sexy,but on the other hand I could charm and laugh myself into bed for a quickie

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"...Would you fuck yourself if you were a member of the opposite sex? Would you think "Oh God no" or "Yes, don't mind if I do"?

We're guessing first thing in the morning would be a lot of "No's", but dressed up for a night out would be a lot of "Yes, I wouldn't mind a little play with him/her"

I would if I could engage my mind and make me laugh.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I would so do me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I so would I'm a sexy bastard

how could I resist "

But only if I read my.profile first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess it would depend on if I was a member of the opposite sex that a pulse would be enough to fuck anyone or not.

I'm all honesty I find it a weird question to answer and if I said yes to it would come across as someone who rated themselves. Which I don't. So I guess my answer is no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On personality alone ? I'd definitely do me ...

Looks ? Not so much currently , I wouldn't fancy me

You have gorgeous lips, face ones I mean, and a fabulous body so I don't see why you wouldn't X

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By *hris212186Man
over a year ago

rochester Kent

Could do with someone choosing to fuck me now, not had sex for 2 months and I’m full!

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By *hatever works for USCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield/Sunderland

Most definitely

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By *ueenieHWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Yes , I'd know exactly how I'd like it and what turns me on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would so do me

I would so do you!

Oh wait, I have.

As you were!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah .. just like buffalo bill ...

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I think I enjoyed that comment more than I should have

Melio would be a proper stud.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Abso-f*cking-lutely

We are both pleasers so we’d have a great time f*cking ourselves

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Yeah I'd take one for the team

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I find it difficult to imagine myself in that situation, so it's a definite maybe

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Tried it once didn't go down very well

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Av bin told go fuck urself few times x lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I so would.....

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By *ood time Chris BMan
over a year ago

TAUNTON AREA

"It's been suggested a few times !

Very good

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Definitely not

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

O gosh yes, I'm bang tidy !!! Xx

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Why do we have to be the opposite sex?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Yes

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

No. I'm too fat and hairy.

Which is ironic, as I like fat hairy men with nice faces.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Why do we have to be the opposite sex?"

View from the other side of the Looking Glass.

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By *inaryGuyMan
over a year ago

Near the River

Yes I would, though I'd be a female in that case and as there are so many beautiful women on Fab, I would have to fuck with them first....which could mean I never get to fuck with myself.

What a paradox

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By *rodie53Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Well dear I would give u one

And another

And another "" xxxxxxxx

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By *aomilatte OP Couple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

Some funny replies to lighten up hump day

Personally first thing in the morning when we look like we've been dragged through a bush backwards, we'll pass. Dressed up and freshly showered, we're on it for hours. ( Actually...got stuff to do later

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