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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

the cats fallen asleep on me, that’s me stuck on the couch for the rest of the evening

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

That’s what happens when you stroke it

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By *ourNextAddictionMan
over a year ago

Somerset

Give it a stroke, should start purrrr’n real soon

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By *esmond and Molly JonesCouple
over a year ago

Watford

Who was it? Hitler or some tyrant in history who famously took off his dressing gown so that he didn't have to disturb the cat that was sleeping on the sleeve.

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

Why don't people just move the cat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Give it a stroke, should start purrrr’n real soon"

if i stroke it, the claws come out and dig in

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By *aniboyMan
over a year ago

london

This is a real weird forum LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is a real weird forum LOL"

well we can’t all be normal

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Why don't people just move the cat?

Some cats are just bat shit crazy and will rip your arm off just for talking to it, never mind moving it! They curl under and grab onto you!

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

"Why don't people just move the cat?

Some cats are just bat shit crazy and will rip your arm off just for talking to it, never mind moving it! They curl under and grab onto you!"

Ahhh, well that makes sense.

My cat gets moved and I'm still alive (so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why don't people just move the cat?

I genuinely just gasped in horror at that suggestion. In my house we call it Cat Paralysis and is an acceptable reason to postpone whatever task we were about to start.

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

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"Why don't people just move the cat?

I genuinely just gasped in horror at that suggestion. In my house we call it Cat Paralysis and is an acceptable reason to postpone whatever task we were about to start. "

I'm starting to feel like a really bad person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luckily mine does this with anyone who dares to walk through the front door and sits down ... they're kind and won't move him whereas we do!!

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I hope you don't need a wee...

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Maybe blow on it, used to work on my cat. She'd wake up and move.

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