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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How many of you would bring food to the bedroom and get mesy

I always love lick some cream on som nise tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Melted chocolate or whipped cream!

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

Could get messy plus it taints the taste of the strawberries

Rubber sheets would also have to be laid down

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Nah too messy and stinky. Ice is fine though and champagne

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines


"Melted chocolate or whipped cream!"
both

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Melted chocolate or whipped cream!"

Damn girl I like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sex itself is messy

We always could tidy up afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate and strawberries

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By *onkyLemonsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Love it! Just don’t like the mess afterwards

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By *ourNextAddictionMan
over a year ago

Somerset

Ice cube play when senses are high - maybe some whipped cream & chocolate.

But couldn’t go full on, would be too sticky! Even chocolate is a push...

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Have sex and eat snacks afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ice cube play when senses are high - maybe some whipped cream & chocolate.

But couldn’t go full on, would be too sticky! Even chocolate is a push... "

Yes love a bit of ice cube play!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cookings orgasmic... so its a good start

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lady is it true rubing ice cube on your spine and neck is a turn on

Need some advise

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Hate crumbs in the bed......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can be a bit messy.

Ice

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

No thank you.

I can see the appeal but I would far rather eat the food than wear it, and I'm really not a fan of messy sex.

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

No, I just have to clean it straught up plus a curry is hard to get out of the bed sheets.

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Whatever you do....don't get chocolate mousse on the valance.

That's for the Alan Partridge fans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not getting messy but a little treat would be fine. And always a nice wine kissing.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"No thank you.

I can see the appeal but I would far rather eat the food than wear it, and I'm really not a fan of messy sex."

I'm gonna add to that, I've seen so many episodes of sex sent me to the ER that foreign objects that aren't designed for sexual activities give me the heebie jeebies and paranoia

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Strawberries and whipping cream or fondue chocolate

Strawberries with sugar and ice cubes is the perfect

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No thank you.

I can see the appeal but I would far rather eat the food than wear it, and I'm really not a fan of messy sex.

I'm gonna add to that, I've seen so many episodes of sex sent me to the ER that foreign objects that aren't designed for sexual activities give me the heebie jeebies and paranoia "

I take it you work in er

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not really into this. I'll enjoy a nice snack after sex lol

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"No thank you.

I can see the appeal but I would far rather eat the food than wear it, and I'm really not a fan of messy sex.

I'm gonna add to that, I've seen so many episodes of sex sent me to the ER that foreign objects that aren't designed for sexual activities give me the heebie jeebies and paranoia

I take it you work in er"

No, that would mean I live in Amercia.

It's a TV show where they tell of accidents that happen through sexual activity. Eye opening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No thank you.

I can see the appeal but I would far rather eat the food than wear it, and I'm really not a fan of messy sex."

Me neither.

Hairy food out of orifices

Talk about asking for an infection

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"No thank you.

I can see the appeal but I would far rather eat the food than wear it, and I'm really not a fan of messy sex.

Me neither.

Hairy food out of orifices

Talk about asking for an infection "

Exactly! I get BV off shower gel, I'd be positively hoofing down there at food stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No thank you.

I can see the appeal but I would far rather eat the food than wear it, and I'm really not a fan of messy sex.

Me neither.

Hairy food out of orifices

Talk about asking for an infection

Exactly! I get BV off shower gel, I'd be positively hoofing down there at food stuff "

Yeah it's manky!

Just no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not for me only ice cubes

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"No thank you.

I can see the appeal but I would far rather eat the food than wear it, and I'm really not a fan of messy sex.

Me neither.

Hairy food out of orifices

Talk about asking for an infection

Exactly! I get BV off shower gel, I'd be positively hoofing down there at food stuff

Yeah it's manky!

Just no."

I'd also be worried the chocolate I licked wasn't chocolate.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A greasy kebab smeared slowly and sensuously over bare bosoms sort of thing?

Fatty chips stroked oh so gently over the wanton clitoris?

Pizza rubbed firmly into the buttocks?

Not for me

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

We played about with strawberries and chocolate body paint. Once. When we were about 21. Too sticky and urgh. I think the body paint became ice cream topping

So...... No, ta!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It doesn't have to be inside the bedroom if one is concerned about the mess!

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By *ornUnderStoneMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

One of my girlfriends liked being fucked with a chocolate bar until it had melted everywhere, then have me lick it from her thighs and pussy

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"One of my girlfriends liked being fucked with a chocolate bar until it had melted everywhere, then have me lick it from her thighs and pussy"

Chocolate breaks and melts, making it likely it would leave some residue or crumbs in the vagina after being removed. Anything foreign body left in the vagina can cause infection.

The sugar present in chocolate can cause issues, too.

The vagina has a delicate ecosystem going on that depends on maintaining a specific pH balance with the help of good bacteria. If you shove anything sugary in there, you’ll disrupt that healthy bacteria, allow bad bacteria to thrive, and cause all sorts of damage, including infection, pain, and irritation.

If you were to give yourself an infection thanks to chocolate, you would likely need to undergo treatment from a gynaecologist and would be advised to stop having sex while your vagina sorts itself out. So as sexy as drizzling chocolate on your clit may sound, it will likely land you in a sex drought shortly after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just like to eat in bed after sex does that count?

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over a year ago

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By *ornUnderStoneMan
over a year ago

Dorchester


"One of my girlfriends liked being fucked with a chocolate bar until it had melted everywhere, then have me lick it from her thighs and pussy

Chocolate breaks and melts, making it likely it would leave some residue or crumbs in the vagina after being removed. Anything foreign body left in the vagina can cause infection.

The sugar present in chocolate can cause issues, too.

The vagina has a delicate ecosystem going on that depends on maintaining a specific pH balance with the help of good bacteria. If you shove anything sugary in there, you’ll disrupt that healthy bacteria, allow bad bacteria to thrive, and cause all sorts of damage, including infection, pain, and irritation.

If you were to give yourself an infection thanks to chocolate, you would likely need to undergo treatment from a gynaecologist and would be advised to stop having sex while your vagina sorts itself out. So as sexy as drizzling chocolate on your clit may sound, it will likely land you in a sex drought shortly after."

I never knew that. Shit, she did get a really bad infection at one point. You've got me wondering if that was how!! We were both clean.

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