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By *gent Coulson OP Man
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Not exactly the sexiest thing in the world.

My arse is bomb and cold

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Not exactly the sexiest thing in the world.

My arse is bomb and cold"

Why is your arse a bomb?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Not exactly the sexiest thing in the world.

My arse is bomb and cold

Why is your arse a bomb?

Clues in the username......shhhhh on a mission

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By *gent Coulson OP Man
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"Not exactly the sexiest thing in the world.

My arse is bomb and cold

Why is your arse a bomb?

"
oops numb, must check before hitting send next time

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Not exactly the sexiest thing in the world.

My arse is bomb and cold

Why is your arse a bomb?

Clues in the username......shhhhh on a mission "

Crap. Sorry n all....

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Not exactly the sexiest thing in the world.

My arse is bomb and cold

Why is your arse a bomb?

Clues in the username......shhhhh on a mission

Crap. Sorry n all...."

If you know, you know.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Not exactly the sexiest thing in the world.

My arse is bomb and cold

Why is your arse a bomb?

Clues in the username......shhhhh on a mission

Crap. Sorry n all....

If you know, you know. "

I don't know, you know?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Not exactly the sexiest thing in the world.

My arse is bomb and cold

Why is your arse a bomb?

oops numb, must check before hitting send next time"

A numb bum bomb sounds dangerous.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Not exactly the sexiest thing in the world.

My arse is bomb and cold

Why is your arse a bomb?

Clues in the username......shhhhh on a mission

Crap. Sorry n all....

If you know, you know.

I don't know, you know?"

That’s because it’s “need to know”, ya know

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I was given 2 last time so I was totally covered

J x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Not exactly the sexiest thing in the world.

My arse is bomb and cold

Why is your arse a bomb?

Clues in the username......shhhhh on a mission

Crap. Sorry n all....

If you know, you know.

I don't know, you know?

That’s because it’s “need to know”, ya know"

But what if I need to know but they don't know I need to know. Then I won't know when I need to know, y'know?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Also,they'll whip it off you when you're under. Then you'll be nekkid.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Not exactly the sexiest thing in the world.

My arse is bomb and cold

Why is your arse a bomb?

Clues in the username......shhhhh on a mission

Crap. Sorry n all....

If you know, you know.

I don't know, you know?

That’s because it’s “need to know”, ya know

But what if I need to know but they don't know I need to know. Then I won't know when I need to know, y'know?"

If you need to know, then you would know, you would need the knowing if you knew, ya ken?

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By *gent Coulson OP Man
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"Also,they'll whip it off you when you're under. Then you'll be nekkid."
nooooooooo

I'm going home, not having anyone looking at me nekked

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I remember a nurse giving me five minutes notice that I had to take my knickers off before the surgeon sent for me

(Ooh kinky)

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By *gent Coulson OP Man
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"Not exactly the sexiest thing in the world.

My arse is bomb and cold

Why is your arse a bomb?

Clues in the username......shhhhh on a mission

Crap. Sorry n all....

If you know, you know.

I don't know, you know?

That’s because it’s “need to know”, ya know

But what if I need to know but they don't know I need to know. Then I won't know when I need to know, y'know?"
I could inform you but the data stick has to be fully inserted for the tranfer

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Not exactly the sexiest thing in the world.

My arse is bomb and cold

Why is your arse a bomb?

Clues in the username......shhhhh on a mission

Crap. Sorry n all....

If you know, you know.

I don't know, you know?

That’s because it’s “need to know”, ya know

But what if I need to know but they don't know I need to know. Then I won't know when I need to know, y'know?

If you need to know, then you would know, you would need the knowing if you knew, ya ken? "

But I need to know that I have a need for the knowing. If they don't know that I know I need to know then WHY THE HELL IS THERE A BOMB IN HIS ARSE? Get me?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Also,they'll whip it off you when you're under. Then you'll be nekkid. nooooooooo

I'm going home, not having anyone looking at me nekked"

Get back on that bed and suck it up buttercup.

(Someone once said that to me

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Not exactly the sexiest thing in the world.

My arse is bomb and cold

Why is your arse a bomb?

Clues in the username......shhhhh on a mission

Crap. Sorry n all....

If you know, you know.

I don't know, you know?

That’s because it’s “need to know”, ya know

But what if I need to know but they don't know I need to know. Then I won't know when I need to know, y'know?

If you need to know, then you would know, you would need the knowing if you knew, ya ken?

But I need to know that I have a need for the knowing. If they don't know that I know I need to know then WHY THE HELL IS THERE A BOMB IN HIS ARSE? Get me?"

Terrorists?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I remember a nurse giving me five minutes notice that I had to take my knickers off before the surgeon sent for me

(Ooh kinky)"

I always refuse to take my socks off until the last second and make them put them back on me when it's over

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Not exactly the sexiest thing in the world.

My arse is bomb and cold"

I'm not sure sexy was in the design brief

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I remember a nurse giving me five minutes notice that I had to take my knickers off before the surgeon sent for me

(Ooh kinky)"

Surely that's doable in 5 minutes though??

Would take me 5 seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As my last best wishes post went down like a lead balloon, I'm sending you all the best, hope it goes well for you! Genuinely

xxx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Ate you ok x

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Not exactly the sexiest thing in the world.

My arse is bomb and cold

Why is your arse a bomb?

Clues in the username......shhhhh on a mission

Crap. Sorry n all....

If you know, you know.

I don't know, you know?

That’s because it’s “need to know”, ya know

But what if I need to know but they don't know I need to know. Then I won't know when I need to know, y'know?

If you need to know, then you would know, you would need the knowing if you knew, ya ken?

But I need to know that I have a need for the knowing. If they don't know that I know I need to know then WHY THE HELL IS THERE A BOMB IN HIS ARSE? Get me?"

You need to calm down or his arse is gonna blow, he has a deadman trigger. Look, if you needed to know, then you would definitely know, ya ken? But as you don’t have the knowing you don’t need to know which is why you don’t know.

((It’s something to do with cheese, you didn’t hear that from me))

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Always wondered why they don't give you a cotton poncho that you throw over you head with and tie with velcro fastenings

I can never tie the back of a gown properly anyway which makes it worse

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Not exactly the sexiest thing in the world.

My arse is bomb and cold

Why is your arse a bomb?

Clues in the username......shhhhh on a mission

Crap. Sorry n all....

If you know, you know.

I don't know, you know?

That’s because it’s “need to know”, ya know

But what if I need to know but they don't know I need to know. Then I won't know when I need to know, y'know?

If you need to know, then you would know, you would need the knowing if you knew, ya ken?

But I need to know that I have a need for the knowing. If they don't know that I know I need to know then WHY THE HELL IS THERE A BOMB IN HIS ARSE? Get me?

((It’s something to do with cheese, you didn’t hear that from me)) "

What kind of cheese?

(I definitely do need to know y'know)

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I remember a nurse giving me five minutes notice that I had to take my knickers off before the surgeon sent for me

(Ooh kinky)

Surely that's doable in 5 minutes though??

Would take me 5 seconds

Taking mine off?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"Also,they'll whip it off you when you're under. Then you'll be nekkid. nooooooooo

I'm going home, not having anyone looking at me nekked"

That's not what you told me!

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By *gent Coulson OP Man
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"Also,they'll whip it off you when you're under. Then you'll be nekkid. nooooooooo

I'm going home, not having anyone looking at me nekked

That's not what you told me!"
your not a stranger

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Not exactly the sexiest thing in the world.

My arse is bomb and cold

Why is your arse a bomb?

Clues in the username......shhhhh on a mission

Crap. Sorry n all....

If you know, you know.

I don't know, you know?

That’s because it’s “need to know”, ya know

But what if I need to know but they don't know I need to know. Then I won't know when I need to know, y'know?

If you need to know, then you would know, you would need the knowing if you knew, ya ken?

But I need to know that I have a need for the knowing. If they don't know that I know I need to know then WHY THE HELL IS THERE A BOMB IN HIS ARSE? Get me?

((It’s something to do with cheese, you didn’t hear that from me))

What kind of cheese?

(I definitely do need to know y'know)"

Lancashire Bomb

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Not exactly the sexiest thing in the world.

My arse is bomb and cold

Why is your arse a bomb?

Clues in the username......shhhhh on a mission

Crap. Sorry n all....

If you know, you know.

I don't know, you know?

That’s because it’s “need to know”, ya know

But what if I need to know but they don't know I need to know. Then I won't know when I need to know, y'know?

If you need to know, then you would know, you would need the knowing if you knew, ya ken?

But I need to know that I have a need for the knowing. If they don't know that I know I need to know then WHY THE HELL IS THERE A BOMB IN HIS ARSE? Get me?

((It’s something to do with cheese, you didn’t hear that from me))

What kind of cheese?

(I definitely do need to know y'know)

Lancashire Bomb "

Ahhh. Makes sense. Also now I'm worried that Agent Coulson has a cheesy butthole.

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By *gent Coulson OP Man
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"Not exactly the sexiest thing in the world.

My arse is bomb and cold

Why is your arse a bomb?

Clues in the username......shhhhh on a mission

Crap. Sorry n all....

If you know, you know.

I don't know, you know?

That’s because it’s “need to know”, ya know

But what if I need to know but they don't know I need to know. Then I won't know when I need to know, y'know?

If you need to know, then you would know, you would need the knowing if you knew, ya ken?

But I need to know that I have a need for the knowing. If they don't know that I know I need to know then WHY THE HELL IS THERE A BOMB IN HIS ARSE? Get me?

((It’s something to do with cheese, you didn’t hear that from me))

What kind of cheese?

(I definitely do need to know y'know)

Lancashire Bomb

Ahhh. Makes sense. Also now I'm worried that Agent Coulson has a cheesy butthole."
had to put it somewhere, nil by mouth remember

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Not exactly the sexiest thing in the world.

My arse is bomb and cold

Why is your arse a bomb?

Clues in the username......shhhhh on a mission

Crap. Sorry n all....

If you know, you know.

I don't know, you know?

That’s because it’s “need to know”, ya know

But what if I need to know but they don't know I need to know. Then I won't know when I need to know, y'know?

If you need to know, then you would know, you would need the knowing if you knew, ya ken?

But I need to know that I have a need for the knowing. If they don't know that I know I need to know then WHY THE HELL IS THERE A BOMB IN HIS ARSE? Get me?

((It’s something to do with cheese, you didn’t hear that from me))

What kind of cheese?

(I definitely do need to know y'know)

Lancashire Bomb

Ahhh. Makes sense. Also now I'm worried that Agent Coulson has a cheesy butthole. had to put it somewhere, nil by mouth remember"

with the coffee?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Not exactly the sexiest thing in the world.

My arse is bomb and cold

Why is your arse a bomb?

Clues in the username......shhhhh on a mission

Crap. Sorry n all....

If you know, you know.

I don't know, you know?

That’s because it’s “need to know”, ya know

But what if I need to know but they don't know I need to know. Then I won't know when I need to know, y'know?

If you need to know, then you would know, you would need the knowing if you knew, ya ken?

But I need to know that I have a need for the knowing. If they don't know that I know I need to know then WHY THE HELL IS THERE A BOMB IN HIS ARSE? Get me?

((It’s something to do with cheese, you didn’t hear that from me))

What kind of cheese?

(I definitely do need to know y'know)

Lancashire Bomb

Ahhh. Makes sense. Also now I'm worried that Agent Coulson has a cheesy butthole. had to put it somewhere, nil by mouth remember"

Cheese smuggling is an offence under Covid Regulation Agent Coulson you are disavowed

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By *gent Coulson OP Man
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"Not exactly the sexiest thing in the world.

My arse is bomb and cold

Why is your arse a bomb?

Clues in the username......shhhhh on a mission

Crap. Sorry n all....

If you know, you know.

I don't know, you know?

That’s because it’s “need to know”, ya know

But what if I need to know but they don't know I need to know. Then I won't know when I need to know, y'know?

If you need to know, then you would know, you would need the knowing if you knew, ya ken?

But I need to know that I have a need for the knowing. If they don't know that I know I need to know then WHY THE HELL IS THERE A BOMB IN HIS ARSE? Get me?

((It’s something to do with cheese, you didn’t hear that from me))

What kind of cheese?

(I definitely do need to know y'know)

Lancashire Bomb

Ahhh. Makes sense. Also now I'm worried that Agent Coulson has a cheesy butthole. had to put it somewhere, nil by mouth remember

with the coffee?"
granny never turned up with it

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Not exactly the sexiest thing in the world.

My arse is bomb and cold

Why is your arse a bomb?

Clues in the username......shhhhh on a mission

Crap. Sorry n all....

If you know, you know.

I don't know, you know?

That’s because it’s “need to know”, ya know

But what if I need to know but they don't know I need to know. Then I won't know when I need to know, y'know?

If you need to know, then you would know, you would need the knowing if you knew, ya ken?

But I need to know that I have a need for the knowing. If they don't know that I know I need to know then WHY THE HELL IS THERE A BOMB IN HIS ARSE? Get me?

((It’s something to do with cheese, you didn’t hear that from me))

What kind of cheese?

(I definitely do need to know y'know)

Lancashire Bomb

Ahhh. Makes sense. Also now I'm worried that Agent Coulson has a cheesy butthole. had to put it somewhere, nil by mouth remember

with the coffee? granny never turned up with it

Awwww.

I have coffee. Again. Sorry.

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By *gent Coulson OP Man
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"Not exactly the sexiest thing in the world.

My arse is bomb and cold

Why is your arse a bomb?

Clues in the username......shhhhh on a mission

Crap. Sorry n all....

If you know, you know.

I don't know, you know?

That’s because it’s “need to know”, ya know

But what if I need to know but they don't know I need to know. Then I won't know when I need to know, y'know?

If you need to know, then you would know, you would need the knowing if you knew, ya ken?

But I need to know that I have a need for the knowing. If they don't know that I know I need to know then WHY THE HELL IS THERE A BOMB IN HIS ARSE? Get me?

((It’s something to do with cheese, you didn’t hear that from me))

What kind of cheese?

(I definitely do need to know y'know)

Lancashire Bomb

Ahhh. Makes sense. Also now I'm worried that Agent Coulson has a cheesy butthole. had to put it somewhere, nil by mouth remember

with the coffee? granny never turned up with it

Awwww.

I have coffee. Again. Sorry."
you do realise, I am going to come down there and spank your bottom

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Not exactly the sexiest thing in the world.

My arse is bomb and cold

Why is your arse a bomb?

Clues in the username......shhhhh on a mission

Crap. Sorry n all....

If you know, you know.

I don't know, you know?

That’s because it’s “need to know”, ya know

But what if I need to know but they don't know I need to know. Then I won't know when I need to know, y'know?

If you need to know, then you would know, you would need the knowing if you knew, ya ken?

But I need to know that I have a need for the knowing. If they don't know that I know I need to know then WHY THE HELL IS THERE A BOMB IN HIS ARSE? Get me?

((It’s something to do with cheese, you didn’t hear that from me))

What kind of cheese?

(I definitely do need to know y'know)

Lancashire Bomb

Ahhh. Makes sense. Also now I'm worried that Agent Coulson has a cheesy butthole. had to put it somewhere, nil by mouth remember

with the coffee? granny never turned up with it

Awwww.

I have coffee. Again. Sorry. you do realise, I am going to come down there and spank your bottom

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Is he in? Is he under?

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By *gent Coulson OP Man
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Not in and not under, not for the lack of trying

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Not in and not under, not for the lack of trying"

Says every man on fab....

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By *gent Coulson OP Man
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"Not in and not under, not for the lack of trying

Says every man on fab...."
I meant in surgery and under anaesthetic, what ever were you thinking young lady

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Not in and not under, not for the lack of trying

Says every man on fab.... I meant in surgery and under anaesthetic, what ever were you thinking young lady"

Nothing....I'm sweet and innocent

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