FabSwingers.com forum: What SHOULD you be doing....

By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

.....right now?

Because I probably should be doing anything other than perving and faffing about on the forum.

And I'm pretty sure some of you should be too.

So tell a nosey, shameless attention seeking whore, what you should be doing instead of hanging about here flirting and fabbing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minding my own business m, unlike you.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

I’ve taken a day off so I’m chilling out waiting for a call.

I literally should be doing nothing.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Minding my own business m, unlike you.

You asked who stole the sun! That's not very mindy own businessy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

assignments, dissertation prep, more assignments, cleaning the bathroom, hoovering, sucking my other half's dick.... basically anything other than sitting down with a coffee and daydreaming

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’ve taken a day off so I’m chilling out waiting for a call.

I literally should be doing nothing. "

Wrong answer. There's something you should be doing

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"assignments, dissertation prep, more assignments, cleaning the bathroom, hoovering, sucking my other half's dick.... boobie squished with the OP.... basically anything other than sitting down with a coffee and daydreaming

Px "

FIFY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

day 2 of 5 day zoom course.

tutor is setting tasks but hasn't realised the answers are in the online workbooks sent out... so nailing the tasks in 5 mins and then spending 15 mins being a nuisance on fab

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"day 2 of 5 day zoom course.

tutor is setting tasks but hasn't realised the answers are in the online workbooks sent out... so nailing the tasks in 5 mins and then spending 15 mins being a nuisance on fab

You're not being a nuisance. Try harder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Minding my own business m, unlike you.

You asked who stole the sun! That's not very mindy own businessy!

It was. I was minding my own business with the sun and someone took it away. I wanted them to give it back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Writing, cleaning, organising something and probably a few other things I've forgotten about. I did remember to book my smear test though, I think that deserves another coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"assignments, dissertation prep, more assignments, cleaning the bathroom, hoovering, sucking my other half's dick.... basically anything other than sitting down with a coffee and daydreaming

Px "

Sorry, something in what you said triggered my day dream.

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Something with boring IT bureaucracy...

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I'm at work so I suppose I should be working, but I don't feel great and just can't be arsed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it said who disappointed now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should probably be paying more attention to the teams meetings Ive been in and am in now

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Working but decided to take a flexi day

J x

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Listening about the various social networks and support option available in my organisation

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Minding my own business m, unlike you.

You asked who stole the sun! That's not very mindy own businessy!

It was. I was minding my own business with the sun and someone took it away. I wanted them to give it back.

You bring the sunshine into my life

(Oh bloody hell, I even made myself cringe with that)

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Writing, cleaning, organising something and probably a few other things I've forgotten about. I did remember to book my smear test though, I think that deserves another coffee

It does! I need to do that.

Book mine I mean. Not yours.

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By *randomwhitedude75Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I should definitely be shaving my cock and giving it a stroke, but I haven’t got to that part yet!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Something with boring IT bureaucracy..."

That sounds exciting

I tried. I really did. But I just can't even pretend my last sentence is true.

Stay on fab instead

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm at work so I suppose I should be working, but I don't feel great and just can't be arsed

Don't do it!

Indulge your can't be arsed!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I thought it said who disappointed now

Are you disappointed?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I should probably be paying more attention to the teams meetings Ive been in and am in now

Are they important?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Working but decided to take a flexi day

J x"

Ooh good call.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Listening about the various social networks and support option available in my organisation "

Have they mentioned fab forums as a social network yet?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I should definitely be shaving my cock and giving it a stroke, but I haven’t got to that part yet!"

Need a hand? I have 2 spare....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm technically working though a lot of waiting around in the fracture clinic

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

I'm waiting 4 the engineer 2 finish fitting air source pump so I can strip scaffolding. So chilling at mo in Northampton x

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm technically working though a lot of waiting around in the fracture clinic

Ouch! I hope you're not broken!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm waiting 4 the engineer 2 finish fitting air source pump so I can strip scaffolding. So chilling at mo in Northampton x "

And then you should be videoing the stripping.....

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Everything I’m not doing and nothing I could be doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I should probably be paying more attention to the teams meetings Ive been in and am in now

Are they important?"

Er.......they seem to be coping without my full attention

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Listening about the various social networks and support option available in my organisation

Have they mentioned fab forums as a social network yet?"

No. I might pop it in the chat box though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm technically working though a lot of waiting around in the fracture clinic

Ouch! I hope you're not broken!"

Not me thankfully but am here in a work capacity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should be reading "how to make friends and influence people" but find myself telling telephone canvassers to go forth and multiply

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'm waiting 4 the engineer 2 finish fitting air source pump so I can strip scaffolding. So chilling at mo in Northampton x "

You're in Northampton??

I apologise in advance haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Writing, cleaning, organising something and probably a few other things I've forgotten about. I did remember to book my smear test though, I think that deserves another coffee

It does! I need to do that.

Book mine I mean. Not yours."

I shall do to you what a lovely friend done to me, bug you silly untill you do it!

It's also the only way I remembered haha!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Everything I’m not doing and nothing I could be doing

My brain took a while to decipher that....

More coffee, less meds required here

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I should probably be paying more attention to the teams meetings Ive been in and am in now

Are they important?

Er.......they seem to be coping without my full attention

That's good!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Listening about the various social networks and support option available in my organisation

Have they mentioned fab forums as a social network yet?

No. I might pop it in the chat box though

You should! And let me know how it goes....

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

".....right now?

Because I probably should be doing anything other than perving and faffing about on the forum.

And I'm pretty sure some of you should be too.

So tell a nosey, shameless attention seeking whore, what you should be doing instead of hanging about here flirting and fabbing?

Day off today, so lying on the couch, dog draped all over me. Lazy day

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm technically working though a lot of waiting around in the fracture clinic

Ouch! I hope you're not broken!

Not me thankfully but am here in a work capacity "

I'm glad you're ok. Hope it doesn't take too long for you.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I should be reading "how to make friends and influence people" but find myself telling telephone canvassers to go forth and multiply

I don't answer the phone any more....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm waiting 4 the engineer 2 finish fitting air source pump so I can strip scaffolding. So chilling at mo in Northampton x

You're in Northampton??

I apologise in advance haha

He's making the place even more appealing

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Probably cleaning but the doctor said no

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Writing, cleaning, organising something and probably a few other things I've forgotten about. I did remember to book my smear test though, I think that deserves another coffee

It does! I need to do that.

Book mine I mean. Not yours.

I shall do to you what a lovely friend done to me, bug you silly untill you do it!

It's also the only way I remembered haha! "

I've just done it....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

".....right now?

Because I probably should be doing anything other than perving and faffing about on the forum.

And I'm pretty sure some of you should be too.

So tell a nosey, shameless attention seeking whore, what you should be doing instead of hanging about here flirting and fabbing?

Day off today, so lying on the couch, dog draped all over me. Lazy day"

Do you need company?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'm waiting 4 the engineer 2 finish fitting air source pump so I can strip scaffolding. So chilling at mo in Northampton x

You're in Northampton??

I apologise in advance haha

He's making the place even more appealing

Trust you

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Watching Winter Soldier and having peculiar daydreams about an engineered arm.

What am I doing? Faffing around on my phone, debating checking work emails. And also eating an apple.

The last part is very important.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Probably cleaning but the doctor said no "

In that case, you are right where you should be!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm waiting 4 the engineer 2 finish fitting air source pump so I can strip scaffolding. So chilling at mo in Northampton x

You're in Northampton??

I apologise in advance haha

He's making the place even more appealing

Trust you

Me? Sweet,innocent, angelic me?

I'm totally not considering driving to Northampton right now....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Watching Winter Soldier and having peculiar daydreams about an engineered arm.

What am I doing? Faffing around on my phone, debating checking work emails. And also eating an apple.

The last part is very important."

The last part is MOST important.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Writing, cleaning, organising something and probably a few other things I've forgotten about. I did remember to book my smear test though, I think that deserves another coffee

It does! I need to do that.

Book mine I mean. Not yours.

I shall do to you what a lovely friend done to me, bug you silly untill you do it!

It's also the only way I remembered haha!

I've just done it...."

Well done xx

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

I should be working but its raining so I refuse to get out the van

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Watching Winter Soldier and having peculiar daydreams about an engineered arm.

What am I doing? Faffing around on my phone, debating checking work emails. And also eating an apple.

The last part is very important.

The last part is MOST important."

Steady on with the most Miss Mosty, it's only just gone midday.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Writing, cleaning, organising something and probably a few other things I've forgotten about. I did remember to book my smear test though, I think that deserves another coffee

It does! I need to do that.

Book mine I mean. Not yours.

I shall do to you what a lovely friend done to me, bug you silly untill you do it!

It's also the only way I remembered haha!

I've just done it....

Well done xx"

Fankoo

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I should be working but its raining so I refuse to get out the van

Raining? Tis sunny here....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Watching Winter Soldier and having peculiar daydreams about an engineered arm.

What am I doing? Faffing around on my phone, debating checking work emails. And also eating an apple.

The last part is very important.

The last part is MOST important.

Steady on with the most Miss Mosty, it's only just gone midday. "

The last part is MOST important at the current just gone midday time of the day today.

Better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting in the bath, speaking to my doctors or cutting a fabric template.

They can wait

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'm waiting 4 the engineer 2 finish fitting air source pump so I can strip scaffolding. So chilling at mo in Northampton x

You're in Northampton??

I apologise in advance haha

He's making the place even more appealing

Trust you

Me? Sweet,innocent, angelic me?

I'm totally not considering driving to Northampton right now...."

Well you know the way

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Getting in the bath, speaking to my doctors or cutting a fabric template.

They can wait

I want a bath.....

And don't mention the doctors or I'll get nagged

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm waiting 4 the engineer 2 finish fitting air source pump so I can strip scaffolding. So chilling at mo in Northampton x

You're in Northampton??

I apologise in advance haha

He's making the place even more appealing

Trust you

Me? Sweet,innocent, angelic me?

I'm totally not considering driving to Northampton right now....

Well you know the way

I've never driven it....

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Making a porn film with you

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Everything I’m not doing and nothing I could be doing

My brain took a while to decipher that....

More coffee, less meds required here

That’s quite good for me at this time of day

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Making a porn film with you

See..... I knew I could rely on you to have the correct answer!!

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Working but I'm hiding as it's a shit day today

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Everything I’m not doing and nothing I could be doing

My brain took a while to decipher that....

More coffee, less meds required here

That’s quite good for me at this time of day

It was impressive word work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should be decorating the hall, stairs and landing. Instead we went to the beach , had some uninterrupted adult time and now we're both back in bed for a hour

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really should be working, got another bathroom to finish, but i do like a browse on the forums

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Working but I'm hiding as it's a shit day today

Want a huggle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m at work

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Should be decorating the hall, stairs and landing. Instead we went to the beach , had some uninterrupted adult time and now we're both back in bed for a hour

I'm not jealous.

No. Wait. I am.

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By *agnar1980Man
over a year ago

Poole

Should be working but looking for porn or wondering if anyone wants to cam & chat?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Working and house hunting. Both are stressing me out so I keeping coming on here instead

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I really should be working, got another bathroom to finish, but i do like a browse on the forums

How much have you got left to do?

Work. Not browsing.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Making a porn film with you

In your Nans spare room?

(Which autocorrect changed to spare ribs

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'm waiting 4 the engineer 2 finish fitting air source pump so I can strip scaffolding. So chilling at mo in Northampton x

You're in Northampton??

I apologise in advance haha

He's making the place even more appealing

Trust you

Me? Sweet,innocent, angelic me?

I'm totally not considering driving to Northampton right now....

Well you know the way

I've never driven it...."

Good point

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m at work

Being paid to be on fab is awesome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Minding my own business m, unlike you.

You asked who stole the sun! That's not very mindy own businessy!

It was. I was minding my own business with the sun and someone took it away. I wanted them to give it back.

You bring the sunshine into my life

(Oh bloody hell, I even made myself cringe with that)"

I’d love to take the credit but Chunky Gent says the sun shines out of his arse.

Seek and ye shall find, young ‘un.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Should be working but looking for porn or wondering if anyone wants to cam & chat?

Ooh what porn?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Working and house hunting. Both are stressing me out so I keeping coming on here instead

Devon is lovely for houses. Just saying

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Making a porn film with you

In your Nans spare room?

(Which autocorrect changed to spare ribs

Room would be easier than ribs....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Minding my own business m, unlike you.

You asked who stole the sun! That's not very mindy own businessy!

It was. I was minding my own business with the sun and someone took it away. I wanted them to give it back.

You bring the sunshine into my life

(Oh bloody hell, I even made myself cringe with that)

I’d love to take the credit but Chunky Gent says the sun shines out of his arse.

Seek and ye shall find, young ‘un. "

You called me young

I like you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm waiting 4 the engineer 2 finish fitting air source pump so I can strip scaffolding. So chilling at mo in Northampton x

You're in Northampton??

I apologise in advance haha

He's making the place even more appealing

Trust you

Me? Sweet,innocent, angelic me?

I'm totally not considering driving to Northampton right now....

Well you know the way

I've never driven it....

Good point

Google knows.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Working and house hunting. Both are stressing me out so I keeping coming on here instead

Devon is lovely for houses. Just saying

Oohh I know! And definitely some of the best views too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should be decorating the hall, stairs and landing. Instead we went to the beach , had some uninterrupted adult time and now we're both back in bed for a hour

I'm not jealous.

No. Wait. I am.

If only every day could be like this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everything I’m not doing and nothing I could be doing

My brain took a while to decipher that....

More coffee, less meds required here

That’s quite good for me at this time of day

How bad are you normally, at this time of the day?

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By *mg 321Man
over a year ago

Blackpool

I should be adding up numbers. As an accountant being on here is far more fun than my vanilla life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting in the bath, speaking to my doctors or cutting a fabric template.

They can wait

I want a bath.....

And don't mention the doctors or I'll get nagged

I am going into the jacuzzi bath at 2pm with bubbles.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Working but decided to take a flexi day

J x

Ooh good call. "

Feeling out of sorts after 2nd CV jab yesterday x

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Working and house hunting. Both are stressing me out so I keeping coming on here instead

Devon is lovely for houses. Just saying

Oohh I know! And definitely some of the best views too

Most definitely. I'll guide you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Should be decorating the hall, stairs and landing. Instead we went to the beach , had some uninterrupted adult time and now we're both back in bed for a hour

I'm not jealous.

No. Wait. I am.

If only every day could be like this

Every day should be like that....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I should be adding up numbers. As an accountant being on here is far more fun than my vanilla life. "

I need an accountant....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Getting in the bath, speaking to my doctors or cutting a fabric template.

They can wait

I want a bath.....

And don't mention the doctors or I'll get nagged

I am going into the jacuzzi bath at 2pm with bubbles.

I can't bath. My tattooist says so

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Working but decided to take a flexi day

J x

Ooh good call.

Feeling out of sorts after 2nd CV jab yesterday x"

Awwww.... sending hugs lovely xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should be teaching a mechanics course but whilst they watch the clips I'm on here haha

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By *randomwhitedude75Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"I should definitely be shaving my cock and giving it a stroke, but I haven’t got to that part yet!

Need a hand? I have 2 spare....

Deal, would you rather do the stroking, or shaving?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I should be teaching a mechanics course but whilst they watch the clips I'm on here haha "

You're using a lot of clips aren't you!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I should definitely be shaving my cock and giving it a stroke, but I haven’t got to that part yet!

Need a hand? I have 2 spare....

Deal, would you rather do the stroking, or shaving?

Stroking. Unless you're feeling brave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working, instead I’m now on your pics!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I should be teaching a mechanics course but whilst they watch the clips I'm on here haha

You're using a lot of clips aren't you!"

Yeah, but we are ahead of schedule anyway, its part of tomorrow's stuff we are doing today but soon time to head into the workshop to play with cars trucks and tools haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Minding my own business m, unlike you.

You asked who stole the sun! That's not very mindy own businessy!

It was. I was minding my own business with the sun and someone took it away. I wanted them to give it back.

You bring the sunshine into my life

(Oh bloody hell, I even made myself cringe with that)

I’d love to take the credit but Chunky Gent says the sun shines out of his arse.

Seek and ye shall find, young ‘un.

You called me young

I like you

Forever young, my sweet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should be working not wanking

working from home turns to be wanking from home

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Working, instead I’m now on your pics!!! "

I hope you shouldn't be working hard!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I should be teaching a mechanics course but whilst they watch the clips I'm on here haha

You're using a lot of clips aren't you!

Yeah, but we are ahead of schedule anyway, its part of tomorrow's stuff we are doing today but soon time to head into the workshop to play with cars trucks and tools haha"

Video or it didn't happen (yes I'm a pervert)

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Minding my own business m, unlike you.

You asked who stole the sun! That's not very mindy own businessy!

It was. I was minding my own business with the sun and someone took it away. I wanted them to give it back.

You bring the sunshine into my life

(Oh bloody hell, I even made myself cringe with that)

I’d love to take the credit but Chunky Gent says the sun shines out of his arse.

Seek and ye shall find, young ‘un.

You called me young

I like you

Forever young, my sweet.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I should be working not wanking

working from home turns to be wanking from home

Yes.... it does rather....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Video of what may I ask... working on cars or playing with repair tools...

I'll give you permission to play with my tool thou

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By *randomwhitedude75Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"I should definitely be shaving my cock and giving it a stroke, but I haven’t got to that part yet!

Need a hand? I have 2 spare....

Deal, would you rather do the stroking, or shaving?

Stroking. Unless you're feeling brave

Will have to judge your technique first, give me your best shot, and plenty of lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really should be working, got another bathroom to finish, but i do like a browse on the forums

How much have you got left to do?

Work. Not browsing."
Just the en suite to finish, hopefully finish for three today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should be chasing agents to get out of acw but really can't be bothered

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Video of what may I ask... working on cars or playing with repair tools...

I'll give you permission to play with my tool thou

Video of both.

And thank you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I should definitely be shaving my cock and giving it a stroke, but I haven’t got to that part yet!

Need a hand? I have 2 spare....

Deal, would you rather do the stroking, or shaving?

Stroking. Unless you're feeling brave

Will have to judge your technique first, give me your best shot, and plenty of lube

Deal

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Someone lol

I'm someone?

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Paperwork gardening and DIY in this order the chill has killed the mood as well as the rain

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I really should be working, got another bathroom to finish, but i do like a browse on the forums

How much have you got left to do?

Work. Not browsing.Just the en suite to finish, hopefully finish for three today

Get on with it then!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I should be chasing agents to get out of acw but really can't be bothered "

What's acw?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Paperwork gardening and DIY in this order the chill has killed the mood as well as the rain"

Hmmmm. Fab style or home style DIY?

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By *randomwhitedude75Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"I should definitely be shaving my cock and giving it a stroke, but I haven’t got to that part yet!

Need a hand? I have 2 spare....

Deal, would you rather do the stroking, or shaving?

Stroking. Unless you're feeling brave

Will have to judge your technique first, give me your best shot, and plenty of lube

Deal "

In fact, you give me your best shot, and I’ll give you mine! If you know what I mean

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I should definitely be shaving my cock and giving it a stroke, but I haven’t got to that part yet!

Need a hand? I have 2 spare....

Deal, would you rather do the stroking, or shaving?

Stroking. Unless you're feeling brave

Will have to judge your technique first, give me your best shot, and plenty of lube

Deal

In fact, you give me your best shot, and I’ll give you mine! If you know what I mean

I think I may have cracked your code.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I should be chasing agents to get out of acw but really can't be bothered

What's acw?"

After call work, it's where you sit and avoid taking another call lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I should be working not wanking

working from home turns to be wanking from home

Yes.... it does rather....

I actually enjoy it more than working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone lol

I'm someone?

come ere you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Video of what may I ask... working on cars or playing with repair tools...

I'll give you permission to play with my tool thou

Video of both.

And thank you

Can't send videos, massively disappointed now thou its not that exciting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm looking at your pics

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I should be chasing agents to get out of acw but really can't be bothered

What's acw?

After call work, it's where you sit and avoid taking another call lol "

Ahhh..... that sounds like something important then....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I should be working not wanking

working from home turns to be wanking from home

Yes.... it does rather....

I actually enjoy it more than working

That's a shock....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Someone lol

I'm someone?

come ere you

Ok....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Video of what may I ask... working on cars or playing with repair tools...

I'll give you permission to play with my tool thou

Video of both.

And thank you

Can't send videos, massively disappointed now thou its not that exciting "

It is a shame.....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm looking at your pics"

I was looking at yours earlier. Your cowboy hat is extremely distracting to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should be in the gym, instead I'm cleaning the mess in the kitchen the eldest has left and also having a look at copious amounts of booby pictures on Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should be in another life or working hard but im done with doing that

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Should be in the gym, instead I'm cleaning the mess in the kitchen the eldest has left and also having a look at copious amounts of booby pictures on Fab "

Hello. I have boobs

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I should be in another life or working hard but im done with doing that "

Don't do those things!

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I can multi task so I’m good

*smug face*

*drops £5000 motor*

Arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dying my hair. Master Procrastinator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should be in the gym, instead I'm cleaning the mess in the kitchen the eldest has left and also having a look at copious amounts of booby pictures on Fab

Hello. I have boobs

Wonderful boobs they are too

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I can multi task so I’m good

*smug face*

*drops £5000 motor*

Arse"

Oops.

Although now I'm focusing on your arse.

Sorry

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Paperwork gardening and DIY in this order the chill has killed the mood as well as the rain

Hmmmm. Fab style or home style DIY?"

Sadly home style the joys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I should be chasing agents to get out of acw but really can't be bothered

What's acw?

After call work, it's where you sit and avoid taking another call lol

Ahhh..... that sounds like something important then...."

It is cos alot of our bonus is based on it, but it's boring cos it's the same agents who are call avoiding

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Dying my hair. Master Procrastinator

Don't do that while holding your phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should be cleaning up or something but I'm really tired today again. I'm glad I got my jab .. I'm just bored with being tired

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Should be in the gym, instead I'm cleaning the mess in the kitchen the eldest has left and also having a look at copious amounts of booby pictures on Fab

Hello. I have boobs

Wonderful boobs they are too"

Why thank you. I grew them myself

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Paperwork gardening and DIY in this order the chill has killed the mood as well as the rain

Hmmmm. Fab style or home style DIY?

Sadly home style the joys"

I love home style..... let me do it?!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Getting my arse in gear and making sure I'm all set for my mates funeral Thursday morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Writing lots of site reports. Am mainly watching Steph's Lunchtime Bollocks. M

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I should be chasing agents to get out of acw but really can't be bothered

What's acw?

After call work, it's where you sit and avoid taking another call lol

Ahhh..... that sounds like something important then....

It is cos alot of our bonus is based on it, but it's boring cos it's the same agents who are call avoiding "

Just give them all a slap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should be doing an mot but perving instead

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I should be cleaning up or something but I'm really tired today again. I'm glad I got my jab .. I'm just bored with being tired"

I hear you. I was wiped for days after mine.

But jab! Yay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dying my hair. Master Procrastinator

Don't do that while holding your phone

Nah. I'll do it laaaaaater

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Getting my arse in gear and making sure I'm all set for my mates funeral Thursday morning.

Sending big love Peach. You got this gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should be eating some thing as my blood sugars are going very very low!!!!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Writing lots of site reports. Am mainly watching Steph's Lunchtime Bollocks. M"

I've never even heard of that.

But I don't have a TV....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Should be doing an mot but perving instead

Do the mot.... then perve!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I should be cleaning up or something but I'm really tired today again. I'm glad I got my jab .. I'm just bored with being tired

I hear you. I was wiped for days after mine.

But jab! Yay!"

And my wife gets hers tomorrow. Yay again!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Dying my hair. Master Procrastinator

Don't do that while holding your phone

Nah. I'll do it laaaaaater

Good call!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I should be eating some thing as my blood sugars are going very very low!!!!

Eat then. Now!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I should be cleaning up or something but I'm really tired today again. I'm glad I got my jab .. I'm just bored with being tired

I hear you. I was wiped for days after mine.

But jab! Yay!

And my wife gets hers tomorrow. Yay again!

Woo hoo! You'll both have been stabbed!

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Eating a Greggs sausage roll and a Belgium bun whilst perving

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I can multi task so I’m good

*smug face*

*drops £5000 motor*

Arse

Oops.

Although now I'm focusing on your arse.

Sorry

Don’t be sorry, I’ve a great arse

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Eating a Greggs sausage roll and a Belgium bun whilst perving "

As always C.... exactly what you should be doing is what you are doing!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I can multi task so I’m good

*smug face*

*drops £5000 motor*

Arse

Oops.

Although now I'm focusing on your arse.

Sorry

Don’t be sorry, I’ve a great arse

Yes. Yes you have. I may have examined it closely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".....right now?

Because I probably should be doing anything other than perving and faffing about on the forum.

And I'm pretty sure some of you should be too.

So tell a nosey, shameless attention seeking whore, what you should be doing instead of hanging about here flirting and fabbing?

Concentrating on my soup

*looks down ... aww fuuuuuuuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should be working but keep finding myself on here lol

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

".....right now?

Because I probably should be doing anything other than perving and faffing about on the forum.

And I'm pretty sure some of you should be too.

So tell a nosey, shameless attention seeking whore, what you should be doing instead of hanging about here flirting and fabbing?

Concentrating on my soup

*looks down ... aww fuuuuuuuck

Oops..... spillage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should be doing an mot but perving instead

Haha thats what I'm supposed to be teaching and assessing

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I should be working but keep finding myself on here lol "

Bad man. Naughty. Bad

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Gardening - I've got a few bushes to trim! I'm afraid I let the garden go...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Gardening - I've got a few bushes to trim! I'm afraid I let the garden go...

Outrageous behaviour!

My garden is quite well tended

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I am not here. I am writing a piece for a group I belong to ......

Right now it's ........... short ish

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I should be on the loo ......... bladder's full.

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