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"Sunshine. I was about to enjoy a coffee and pastry in the garden and it has suddenly turned too chilly to do that. Which one of you those clouds my way!! " | |||
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"Put a jumper on and man up!" No, I refuse to get out of my dressing gown and slippers!! | |||
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"I'm not amused. My plans in the garden requires dryish weather. Now I have nothing to fill my sad lonely day Oh dear fab it is then "Yeh....I’m going to kick his/her arse when I find out who it was!! | |||
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"I'm not amused. My plans in the garden requires dryish weather. Now I have nothing to fill my sad lonely day Oh dear fab it is then
Yeh....I’m going to kick his/her arse when I find out who it was!!"Spank it instead. That's true fab style | |||
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"Put a jumper on and man up! No, I refuse to get out of my dressing gown and slippers!!" You need a fluffy hooded onesie then. | |||
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"I can see clearly now the the rain has gone.. I can see all obstacles in my way, gone are the dark clouds that had me blind It's gonna be a bright (Bright), bright (Bright) Sun-shiny day Woops sorry wrong thread "Yeh....gone is my sun shiny day!! I am most displeased!! | |||
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"I'm not amused. My plans in the garden requires dryish weather. Now I have nothing to fill my sad lonely day Oh dear fab it is then
Yeh....I’m going to kick his/her arse when I find out who it was!!
Spank it instead. That's true fab style "Paddles at the ready. | |||
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"We've had a spot of rain here "See! Who did this. Show yourself!! | |||
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"Put a jumper on and man up! No, I refuse to get out of my dressing gown and slippers!! You need a fluffy hooded onesie then." Is there a fetish or kink for it? I’ll get one if there is. | |||
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"It's over here, sorry "Hmm....that’s quite telling. * takes note of clue # 1* | |||
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"Put a jumper on and man up! No, I refuse to get out of my dressing gown and slippers!! You need a fluffy hooded onesie then. Is there a fetish or kink for it? I’ll get one if there is." Furries! | |||
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"OP - didn't you know??? The sun shines out of my arse. But it's covered up today. It will be back out again soon. "THAT is surely THE post of the day in the Forum!!!! | |||
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"Don't mention COFFEE GRRRR "Precisely, it’s added the bitterness back into it for me now. | |||
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"Put a jumper on and man up! No, I refuse to get out of my dressing gown and slippers!! You need a fluffy hooded onesie then. Is there a fetish or kink for it? I’ll get one if there is. Furries!"
I shall be ordering a bunny tail butt plug with it then. | |||
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"Sun is still out here only a little bit but it’s there " You’ll be getting your clouds soon enough. | |||
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"I can see clearly now the the rain has gone.. I can see all obstacles in my way, gone are the dark clouds that had me blind It's gonna be a bright (Bright), bright (Bright) Sun-shiny day Woops sorry wrong thread "Are you alright | |||
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"It's over here, sorry
Hmm....that’s quite telling. * takes note of clue # 1*"Has Sparklebitch been bending over again?  | |||
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"I can see clearly now the the rain has gone.. I can see all obstacles in my way, gone are the dark clouds that had me blind It's gonna be a bright (Bright), bright (Bright) Sun-shiny day Woops sorry wrong thread
Are you alright "She has clearly had too much sun. | |||
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"It's over here, sorry
Hmm....that’s quite telling. * takes note of clue # 1*
Has Sparklebitch been bending over again? "No, that would trigger the rainbow | |||
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"I can see clearly now the the rain has gone.. I can see all obstacles in my way, gone are the dark clouds that had me blind It's gonna be a bright (Bright), bright (Bright) Sun-shiny day Woops sorry wrong thread
Are you alright
She has clearly had too much sun. "Meow.  | |||
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"Sunshine. I was about to enjoy a coffee and pastry in the garden and it’s suddenly turned too chilly to do that. Which one of you those clouds my way!! "Me. I bought a sun lounger at the weekend and now the sunshine has disappeared  sorry x | |||
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"Sun is still out here only a little bit but it’s there You’ll be getting your clouds soon enough." Don’t tell me that | |||
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"Sunshine. I was about to enjoy a coffee and pastry in the garden and it’s suddenly turned too chilly to do that. Which one of you those clouds my way!!
Me. I bought a sun lounger at the weekend and now the sunshine has disappeared sorry x"I started the big mission of sorting my garden last week, we're due rain tomorrow | |||
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"Undecided here. Grey clouds one way, blue sky the other. " " Ask Chunky Gent to either bend over or sit down and stop messing us about. The sun shines out of his arse, apparently!! | |||
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"Sunshine. I was about to enjoy a coffee and pastry in the garden and it’s suddenly turned too chilly to do that. Which one of you those clouds my way!!
Me. I bought a sun lounger at the weekend and now the sunshine has disappeared sorry x"You jinxed us, you little brat!!! | |||
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"I’m sad the sunshine has gone. My mood was great last week and I know that’s why. " I’ll have a word with Chunky Gent to bend over and shine some of that sunshine out of his arse your way. I hope that help lift your mood again.   | |||
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"Sun is still out here only a little bit but it’s there You’ll be getting your clouds soon enough. Don’t tell me that "Shhh.....I didn’t say a thing. You imagined it. | |||
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"Sunshine. I was about to enjoy a coffee and pastry in the garden and it’s suddenly turned too chilly to do that. Which one of you those clouds my way!!
Me. I bought a sun lounger at the weekend and now the sunshine has disappeared sorry x
I started the big mission of sorting my garden last week, we're due rain tomorrow "* clue # 2* I see a pattern building here. | |||
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"Beer gardens will be emptied on a positive " You make a very good point!  | |||
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"I’m sad the sunshine has gone. My mood was great last week and I know that’s why. I’ll have a word with Chunky Gent to bend over and shine some of that sunshine out of his arse your way. I hope that help lift your mood again. "Hope that wasn’t a dig at him  | |||
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"OP - didn't you know??? The sun shines out of my arse. But it's covered up today. It will be back out again soon. "Thank you. Now please stay in position. The sun is lovely and the sky is blue again.  | |||
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"Its been rubbish here since yesterday morning "You need a trip to Peterborough.  | |||
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"I’m sad the sunshine has gone. My mood was great last week and I know that’s why. I’ll have a word with Chunky Gent to bend over and shine some of that sunshine out of his arse your way. I hope that help lift your mood again.
Hope that wasn’t a dig at him "It's all groovy, baby. | |||
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"I’m sad the sunshine has gone. My mood was great last week and I know that’s why. I’ll have a word with Chunky Gent to bend over and shine some of that sunshine out of his arse your way. I hope that help lift your mood again.
Hope that wasn’t a dig at him
It's all groovy, baby. "This is why I should read threads before commenting. I was nearly on the way with my shotgun! | |||
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"I’m sad the sunshine has gone. My mood was great last week and I know that’s why. I’ll have a word with Chunky Gent to bend over and shine some of that sunshine out of his arse your way. I hope that help lift your mood again.
Hope that wasn’t a dig at him
It's all groovy, baby.
This is why I should read threads before commenting. I was nearly on the way with my shotgun! "Easy tiger. I think you need to burn off this aggression in the bedroom. . Your's or mine??  . | |||
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"Someone stuck the sunshine up their..  "I'm trying to protect the zone layer. | |||
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"I’m sad the sunshine has gone. My mood was great last week and I know that’s why. I’ll have a word with Chunky Gent to bend over and shine some of that sunshine out of his arse your way. I hope that help lift your mood again.
Hope that wasn’t a dig at him
It's all groovy, baby.
This is why I should read threads before commenting. I was nearly on the way with my shotgun!
Easy tiger.
I think you need to burn off this aggression in the bedroom.
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Your's or mine?? . "Ooof....thanks for saving my arse from a pasting by this little feisty kitten. | |||
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"I’m out for a pub tea later ...... I need the sunshine I’ve popped it in my pocket "How did it go? Turned out to be a lovely day again after I finished my coffee and pastry.  | |||
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"Its been rubbish here since yesterday morning "Seems my little rant and thread to kick arse helped scare the clouds away. It threatened to until my little fit!! Try it next time. | |||
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"I’m sad the sunshine has gone. My mood was great last week and I know that’s why. I’ll have a word with Chunky Gent to bend over and shine some of that sunshine out of his arse your way. I hope that help lift your mood again.
Hope that wasn’t a dig at him
It's all groovy, baby.
This is why I should read threads before commenting. I was nearly on the way with my shotgun! "We good now, right? Just gently put that down, there’s a good girl. | |||
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"Someone stuck the sunshine up their.. "......Chunky, someone wants to have a word with you. | |||
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"Someone stuck the sunshine up their..
......Chunky, someone wants to have a word with you."Gosh it would be a long monologue | |||
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"Someone stuck the sunshine up their..
......Chunky, someone wants to have a word with you."I tried to explain, but i think she's got the hump with me. | |||
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"Not bragging but we've had sunshine all day "Yeah......you’re not bragging at all. Tssst...Londoners. | |||
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"Someone stuck the sunshine up their..
......Chunky, someone wants to have a word with you.
I tried to explain, but i think she's got the hump with me. "That’ll teach you to stop shining it out of your arse! | |||
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"Its raining " It’s all right. It’s night The sun needs to rest. | |||
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"Someone stuck the sunshine up their..
......Chunky, someone wants to have a word with you.
I tried to explain, but i think she's got the hump with me.
That’ll teach you to stop shining it out of your arse!"Nobody's perfect. Not even me. | |||
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