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"I'd love a penguin And a cup of coffee" In a thread, not so long ago, someone suggested you suck the coffee up through the Penguin bar. | |||
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"I'd love a penguin And a cup of coffee In a thread, not so long ago, someone suggested you suck the coffee up through the Penguin bar. " Kitkat is the best | |||
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"Did you actually get that joke off a Penguin bar wrapper ?? " Nope. Faceache | |||
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"Are penguins smaller than they used to be? Like wagon wheels? " If wagon wheels followed automotive fashion they would be 18” across by now | |||
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"Are penguins smaller than they used to be? Like wagon wheels? " Everything has went smaller took out the wow factor | |||
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"ISN'T SCIENCE FASCINATING Dead Penguins - I never knew this! Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ? Where do they go? Wonder no more ! ! ! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life. If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried. The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing: "Freeze a jolly good fellow." "Freeze a jolly good fellow." Good day to you all xxx " Poor old timtam | |||
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"Are penguins smaller than they used to be? Like wagon wheels? " Shrinkflation. | |||
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"Penguins do dress smartly " Imagine trying to get a Penguin in to sweat pants | |||
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"O gosh, and I was quite interested in what you was saying , I was thinking "that's so sweet" x " Me too! | |||
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"Poor pingu waaa waaa waaaa" he had it coming | |||
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