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Dead penguin society

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

ISN'T SCIENCE FASCINATING

Dead Penguins - I never knew this!

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ?

Where do they go?

Wonder no more ! ! !

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

Good day to you all xxx

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

O gosh, and I was quite interested in what you was saying , I was thinking "that's so sweet" x

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I don’t make this stuff up.

I have others do that for me

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

The question we should be asking is do penguins swing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Dead penguins

Can't take care of themselves

Dead penguins

Can't take things off the shelf'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love a penguin

And a cup of coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I detect a hint of parody here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd love a penguin

And a cup of coffee"

In a thread, not so long ago, someone suggested you suck the coffee up through the Penguin bar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where the chocolate go?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Did you actually get that joke off a Penguin bar wrapper ??

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"I'd love a penguin

And a cup of coffee

In a thread, not so long ago, someone suggested you suck the coffee up through the Penguin bar. "

Kitkat is the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The penguins in madigqscar are actually ww2 solders reincarnated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you actually get that joke off a Penguin bar wrapper ?? "

Nope. Faceache

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By *uliaChrisCouple
over a year ago

westerham

Are penguins smaller than they used to be? Like wagon wheels?

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Are penguins smaller than they used to be? Like wagon wheels? "

If wagon wheels followed automotive fashion they would be 18” across by now

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Are penguins smaller than they used to be? Like wagon wheels? "

Everything has went smaller took out the wow factor

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Or maybe they are far away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ISN'T SCIENCE FASCINATING

Dead Penguins - I never knew this!

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ?

Where do they go?

Wonder no more ! ! !

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

Good day to you all xxx "

Poor old timtam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are penguins smaller than they used to be? Like wagon wheels? "

Shrinkflation.

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Penguins do dress smartly

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Penguins do dress smartly "

Imagine trying to get a Penguin in to sweat pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or maybe they are far away"

Perspective.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"O gosh, and I was quite interested in what you was saying , I was thinking "that's so sweet" x "

Me too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor pingu waaa waaa waaaa

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Poor pingu waaa waaa waaaa"
he had it coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poor pingu waaa waaa waaaahe had it coming "

Fuck him

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Maybe that’s how they died?

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