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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

....coming round to make me a brew please?

Door is on the latch but I'm upstairs and the kettle etc is downstairs.

There are biscuits, cake and chocolate in the cupboard that you should feel free to help yourself to and all I ask is a beverage.

I should add that I'm not actually *just* being lazy, my back has twisted funny and I can't get out of bed.

Help?

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

I'd be right over if you can wait a few hours

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'd be right over if you can wait a few hours "

Well I'm not going anywhere....

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Awe hope you feel better soon

I totally understand the pain a back is able to give when nerves have been twisted, I'd love to but similar circumstances reason I'm laying in bed

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

You shouldn’t of bent over so far for that pic

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Awe hope you feel better soon

I totally understand the pain a back is able to give when nerves have been twisted, I'd love to but similar circumstances reason I'm laying in bed "

I feel your pain. Literally.

Do we need to find someone to bring you a drink too?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"You shouldn’t of bent over so far for that pic "

You say that now!

Where were you yesterday before I did it?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shall I bring a comode?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All fours would been better

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

By brew do you mean Tea , you'll have to shout down how you like Tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You shouldn’t of bent over so far for that pic "

cruel

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Shall I bring a comode?"

That is likely to be my next request.....

Yes please

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By *in-CityMan
over a year ago

Doncaster

I'd be happy to come round and take your mind off your pain ??

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"All fours would been better "

Everyone's a critic today!

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Awe hope you feel better soon

I totally understand the pain a back is able to give when nerves have been twisted, I'd love to but similar circumstances reason I'm laying in bed

I feel your pain. Literally.

Do we need to find someone to bring you a drink too?"

I've been surviving be strong pain relief and nope darling I wouldn't like to feel a burden so your welcome to anything I may be offered x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"By brew do you mean Tea , you'll have to shout down how you like Tea "

Yes. Cos I'm miserable. Hence tea. Hot and sweet, like I like my men.

Oh. Hang on. Sweet is optional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shall I bring a comode?

That is likely to be my next request.....

Yes please "

Better get someone else to wipe after

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"You shouldn’t of bent over so far for that pic

cruel"

She's a sensible woman is DC....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"By brew do you mean Tea , you'll have to shout down how you like Tea

Yes. Cos I'm miserable. Hence tea. Hot and sweet, like I like my men.

Oh. Hang on. Sweet is optional "

I say nothing

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'd be happy to come round and take your mind off your pain ??"

Will you bring a cuppa?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Awe hope you feel better soon

I totally understand the pain a back is able to give when nerves have been twisted, I'd love to but similar circumstances reason I'm laying in bed

I feel your pain. Literally.

Do we need to find someone to bring you a drink too?

I've been surviving be strong pain relief and nope darling I wouldn't like to feel a burden so your welcome to anything I may be offered x "

Thanks..... I have all the strong pain relief too.

But don't tell anyone, they might steal it now they know my door is open.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Shall I bring a comode?

That is likely to be my next request.....

Yes please

Better get someone else to wipe after"

Well obviously....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....coming round to make me a brew please?

Door is on the latch but I'm upstairs and the kettle etc is downstairs.

There are biscuits, cake and chocolate in the cupboard that you should feel free to help yourself to and all I ask is a beverage.

I should add that I'm not actually *just* being lazy, my back has twisted funny and I can't get out of bed.

Help? "

Its your own fault for laughing too hard at the thread about films that could be remade as pornos!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"By brew do you mean Tea , you'll have to shout down how you like Tea

Yes. Cos I'm miserable. Hence tea. Hot and sweet, like I like my men.

Oh. Hang on. Sweet is optional

I say nothing "

I'm amending my order. Tea please, hot and strong with a hint of sweetness.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Awe hope you feel better soon

I totally understand the pain a back is able to give when nerves have been twisted, I'd love to but similar circumstances reason I'm laying in bed

I feel your pain. Literally.

Do we need to find someone to bring you a drink too?

I've been surviving be strong pain relief and nope darling I wouldn't like to feel a burden so your welcome to anything I may be offered x

Thanks..... I have all the strong pain relief too.

But don't tell anyone, they might steal it now they know my door is open."

Shhhh your not sounding as desperate saying that

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"....coming round to make me a brew please?

Door is on the latch but I'm upstairs and the kettle etc is downstairs.

There are biscuits, cake and chocolate in the cupboard that you should feel free to help yourself to and all I ask is a beverage.

I should add that I'm not actually *just* being lazy, my back has twisted funny and I can't get out of bed.

Help?

Its your own fault for laughing too hard at the thread about films that could be remade as pornos!"

That thread was traumatic!!

Funny as hell but traumatic nonetheless.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Awe hope you feel better soon

I totally understand the pain a back is able to give when nerves have been twisted, I'd love to but similar circumstances reason I'm laying in bed

I feel your pain. Literally.

Do we need to find someone to bring you a drink too?

I've been surviving be strong pain relief and nope darling I wouldn't like to feel a burden so your welcome to anything I may be offered x

Thanks..... I have all the strong pain relief too.

But don't tell anyone, they might steal it now they know my door is open.

Shhhh your not sounding as desperate saying that "

Good point.

Woe is me, I have none of the good dr*gs

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"You shouldn’t of bent over so far for that pic

You say that now!

Where were you yesterday before I did it?! "

Brewing tea!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"You shouldn’t of bent over so far for that pic

You say that now!

Where were you yesterday before I did it?!

Brewing tea! "

That's just teasing!

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By *evonshireboyMan
over a year ago

North Devon


"....coming round to make me a brew please?

Door is on the latch but I'm upstairs and the kettle etc is downstairs.

There are biscuits, cake and chocolate in the cupboard that you should feel free to help yourself to and all I ask is a beverage.

I should add that I'm not actually *just* being lazy, my back has twisted funny and I can't get out of bed.

Help? "

Milk and sugar?

Anything else we can help ourselves to when we bring it up for you? ??

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"By brew do you mean Tea , you'll have to shout down how you like Tea

Yes. Cos I'm miserable. Hence tea. Hot and sweet, like I like my men.

Oh. Hang on. Sweet is optional

I say nothing

I'm amending my order. You please, hot and strong with a hint of sweetness. "

OK

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"....coming round to make me a brew please?

Door is on the latch but I'm upstairs and the kettle etc is downstairs.

There are biscuits, cake and chocolate in the cupboard that you should feel free to help yourself to and all I ask is a beverage.

I should add that I'm not actually *just* being lazy, my back has twisted funny and I can't get out of bed.

Help?

Milk and sugar?

Anything else we can help ourselves to when we bring it up for you? ??"

Milk and one please.

And quite frankly at this point anything you like is yours for a cuppa.

If you also bring water I'll even stop moaning.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"By brew do you mean Tea , you'll have to shout down how you like Tea

Yes. Cos I'm miserable. Hence tea. Hot and sweet, like I like my men.

Oh. Hang on. Sweet is optional

I say nothing

I'm amending my order. You please, hot and strong with a hint of sweetness.

OK "

Twat

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"By brew do you mean Tea , you'll have to shout down how you like Tea

Yes. Cos I'm miserable. Hence tea. Hot and sweet, like I like my men.

Oh. Hang on. Sweet is optional

I say nothing

I'm amending my order. You please, hot and strong with a hint of sweetness.

OK

Twat "

Hehe

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"By brew do you mean Tea , you'll have to shout down how you like Tea

Yes. Cos I'm miserable. Hence tea. Hot and sweet, like I like my men.

Oh. Hang on. Sweet is optional

I say nothing

I'm amending my order. You please, hot and strong with a hint of sweetness.

OK

Twat

Hehe "

I just want tea!! Is it too much to ask??

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"You shouldn’t of bent over so far for that pic

You say that now!

Where were you yesterday before I did it?!

Brewing tea!

That's just teasing!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....coming round to make me a brew please?

Door is on the latch but I'm upstairs and the kettle etc is downstairs.

There are biscuits, cake and chocolate in the cupboard that you should feel free to help yourself to and all I ask is a beverage.

I should add that I'm not actually *just* being lazy, my back has twisted funny and I can't get out of bed.

Help? "

On my way!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"....coming round to make me a brew please?

Door is on the latch but I'm upstairs and the kettle etc is downstairs.

There are biscuits, cake and chocolate in the cupboard that you should feel free to help yourself to and all I ask is a beverage.

I should add that I'm not actually *just* being lazy, my back has twisted funny and I can't get out of bed.

Help?

On my way! "

Excellent news!

Although I'm starting not to believe anyone is coming, as no one has turned up yet....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"By brew do you mean Tea , you'll have to shout down how you like Tea

Yes. Cos I'm miserable. Hence tea. Hot and sweet, like I like my men.

Oh. Hang on. Sweet is optional

I say nothing

I'm amending my order. You please, hot and strong with a hint of sweetness.

OK

Twat

Hehe

I just want tea!! Is it too much to ask?? "

Bloody demanding you .

OK

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"By brew do you mean Tea , you'll have to shout down how you like Tea

Yes. Cos I'm miserable. Hence tea. Hot and sweet, like I like my men.

Oh. Hang on. Sweet is optional

I say nothing

I'm amending my order. You please, hot and strong with a hint of sweetness.

OK

Twat

Hehe

I just want tea!! Is it too much to ask??

Bloody demanding you .

OK "

I suppose you're going to say you are on the way as well..... and just not come

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....coming round to make me a brew please?

Door is on the latch but I'm upstairs and the kettle etc is downstairs.

There are biscuits, cake and chocolate in the cupboard that you should feel free to help yourself to and all I ask is a beverage.

I should add that I'm not actually *just* being lazy, my back has twisted funny and I can't get out of bed.

Help?

On my way!

Excellent news!

Although I'm starting not to believe anyone is coming, as no one has turned up yet...."

I'll be there in like 7 hours

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"....coming round to make me a brew please?

Door is on the latch but I'm upstairs and the kettle etc is downstairs.

There are biscuits, cake and chocolate in the cupboard that you should feel free to help yourself to and all I ask is a beverage.

I should add that I'm not actually *just* being lazy, my back has twisted funny and I can't get out of bed.

Help?

On my way!

Excellent news!

Although I'm starting not to believe anyone is coming, as no one has turned up yet....

I'll be there in like 7 hours "

Reasonable. I'll be the one in the bed half dead from dehydration.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"By brew do you mean Tea , you'll have to shout down how you like Tea

Yes. Cos I'm miserable. Hence tea. Hot and sweet, like I like my men.

Oh. Hang on. Sweet is optional

I say nothing

I'm amending my order. You please, hot and strong with a hint of sweetness.

OK

Twat

Hehe

I just want tea!! Is it too much to ask??

Bloody demanding you .

OK

I suppose you're going to say you are on the way as well..... and just not come "

I could answer that in so many ways . But I think it's about 5 hours isn't it so be awake around 4 am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....coming round to make me a brew please?

Door is on the latch but I'm upstairs and the kettle etc is downstairs.

There are biscuits, cake and chocolate in the cupboard that you should feel free to help yourself to and all I ask is a beverage.

I should add that I'm not actually *just* being lazy, my back has twisted funny and I can't get out of bed.

Help?

On my way!

Excellent news!

Although I'm starting not to believe anyone is coming, as no one has turned up yet....

I'll be there in like 7 hours

Reasonable. I'll be the one in the bed half dead from dehydration."

Wish I had a private jet

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"By brew do you mean Tea , you'll have to shout down how you like Tea

Yes. Cos I'm miserable. Hence tea. Hot and sweet, like I like my men.

Oh. Hang on. Sweet is optional

I say nothing

I'm amending my order. You please, hot and strong with a hint of sweetness.

OK

Twat

Hehe

I just want tea!! Is it too much to ask??

Bloody demanding you .

OK

I suppose you're going to say you are on the way as well..... and just not come

I could answer that in so many ways . But I think it's about 5 hours isn't it so be awake around 4 am "

As I said. Door is open. And I am happy to be woken with a cuppa. Although can I have tea and coffee please?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"....coming round to make me a brew please?

Door is on the latch but I'm upstairs and the kettle etc is downstairs.

There are biscuits, cake and chocolate in the cupboard that you should feel free to help yourself to and all I ask is a beverage.

I should add that I'm not actually *just* being lazy, my back has twisted funny and I can't get out of bed.

Help?

On my way!

Excellent news!

Although I'm starting not to believe anyone is coming, as no one has turned up yet....

I'll be there in like 7 hours

Reasonable. I'll be the one in the bed half dead from dehydration.

Wish I had a private jet"

Helicopter would be better....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"By brew do you mean Tea , you'll have to shout down how you like Tea

Yes. Cos I'm miserable. Hence tea. Hot and sweet, like I like my men.

Oh. Hang on. Sweet is optional

I say nothing

I'm amending my order. You please, hot and strong with a hint of sweetness.

OK

Twat

Hehe

I just want tea!! Is it too much to ask??

Bloody demanding you .

OK

I suppose you're going to say you are on the way as well..... and just not come

I could answer that in so many ways . But I think it's about 5 hours isn't it so be awake around 4 am

As I said. Door is open. And I am happy to be woken with a cuppa. Although can I have tea and coffee please?"

Tea and Coffee ffs , you don't want much do ya ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....coming round to make me a brew please?

Door is on the latch but I'm upstairs and the kettle etc is downstairs.

There are biscuits, cake and chocolate in the cupboard that you should feel free to help yourself to and all I ask is a beverage.

I should add that I'm not actually *just* being lazy, my back has twisted funny and I can't get out of bed.

Help?

On my way!

Excellent news!

Although I'm starting not to believe anyone is coming, as no one has turned up yet....

I'll be there in like 7 hours

Reasonable. I'll be the one in the bed half dead from dehydration.

Wish I had a private jet

Helicopter would be better...."

Longer flight but easier to land, indeed.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"By brew do you mean Tea , you'll have to shout down how you like Tea

Yes. Cos I'm miserable. Hence tea. Hot and sweet, like I like my men.

Oh. Hang on. Sweet is optional

I say nothing

I'm amending my order. You please, hot and strong with a hint of sweetness.

OK

Twat

Hehe

I just want tea!! Is it too much to ask??

Bloody demanding you .

OK

I suppose you're going to say you are on the way as well..... and just not come

I could answer that in so many ways . But I think it's about 5 hours isn't it so be awake around 4 am

As I said. Door is open. And I am happy to be woken with a cuppa. Although can I have tea and coffee please?

Tea and Coffee ffs , you don't want much do ya ?? "

Bring Chris Hemsworth too

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"....coming round to make me a brew please?

Door is on the latch but I'm upstairs and the kettle etc is downstairs.

There are biscuits, cake and chocolate in the cupboard that you should feel free to help yourself to and all I ask is a beverage.

I should add that I'm not actually *just* being lazy, my back has twisted funny and I can't get out of bed.

Help?

On my way!

Excellent news!

Although I'm starting not to believe anyone is coming, as no one has turned up yet....

I'll be there in like 7 hours

Reasonable. I'll be the one in the bed half dead from dehydration.

Wish I had a private jet

Helicopter would be better....

Longer flight but easier to land, indeed."

I'm always thinking of the simple solutions....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How would you like it served?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"By brew do you mean Tea , you'll have to shout down how you like Tea

Yes. Cos I'm miserable. Hence tea. Hot and sweet, like I like my men.

Oh. Hang on. Sweet is optional

I say nothing

I'm amending my order. You please, hot and strong with a hint of sweetness.

OK

Twat

Hehe

I just want tea!! Is it too much to ask??

Bloody demanding you .

OK

I suppose you're going to say you are on the way as well..... and just not come

I could answer that in so many ways . But I think it's about 5 hours isn't it so be awake around 4 am

As I said. Door is open. And I am happy to be woken with a cuppa. Although can I have tea and coffee please?

Tea and Coffee ffs , you don't want much do ya ??

Bring Chris Hemsworth too"

Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....coming round to make me a brew please?

Door is on the latch but I'm upstairs and the kettle etc is downstairs.

There are biscuits, cake and chocolate in the cupboard that you should feel free to help yourself to and all I ask is a beverage.

I should add that I'm not actually *just* being lazy, my back has twisted funny and I can't get out of bed.

Help?

On my way!

Excellent news!

Although I'm starting not to believe anyone is coming, as no one has turned up yet....

I'll be there in like 7 hours

Reasonable. I'll be the one in the bed half dead from dehydration.

Wish I had a private jet

Helicopter would be better....

Longer flight but easier to land, indeed.

I'm always thinking of the simple solutions...."

Green tea and black coffee?

Anything else....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"How would you like it served?"

Like you are in your profile picture would work

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"By brew do you mean Tea , you'll have to shout down how you like Tea

Yes. Cos I'm miserable. Hence tea. Hot and sweet, like I like my men.

Oh. Hang on. Sweet is optional

I say nothing

I'm amending my order. You please, hot and strong with a hint of sweetness.

OK

Twat

Hehe

I just want tea!! Is it too much to ask??

Bloody demanding you .

OK

I suppose you're going to say you are on the way as well..... and just not come

I could answer that in so many ways . But I think it's about 5 hours isn't it so be awake around 4 am

As I said. Door is open. And I am happy to be woken with a cuppa. Although can I have tea and coffee please?

Tea and Coffee ffs , you don't want much do ya ??

Bring Chris Hemsworth too

Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement "

You can watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By brew do you mean Tea , you'll have to shout down how you like Tea

Yes. Cos I'm miserable. Hence tea. Hot and sweet, like I like my men.

Oh. Hang on. Sweet is optional

I say nothing

I'm amending my order. You please, hot and strong with a hint of sweetness.

OK

Twat

Hehe

I just want tea!! Is it too much to ask??

Bloody demanding you .

OK

I suppose you're going to say you are on the way as well..... and just not come

I could answer that in so many ways . But I think it's about 5 hours isn't it so be awake around 4 am

As I said. Door is open. And I am happy to be woken with a cuppa. Although can I have tea and coffee please?

Tea and Coffee ffs , you don't want much do ya ??

Bring Chris Hemsworth too

Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement "

Chris Hemsworth's autograph?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"....coming round to make me a brew please?

Door is on the latch but I'm upstairs and the kettle etc is downstairs.

There are biscuits, cake and chocolate in the cupboard that you should feel free to help yourself to and all I ask is a beverage.

I should add that I'm not actually *just* being lazy, my back has twisted funny and I can't get out of bed.

Help?

On my way!

Excellent news!

Although I'm starting not to believe anyone is coming, as no one has turned up yet....

I'll be there in like 7 hours

Reasonable. I'll be the one in the bed half dead from dehydration.

Wish I had a private jet

Helicopter would be better....

Longer flight but easier to land, indeed.

I'm always thinking of the simple solutions....

Green tea and black coffee?

Anything else...."

Erm..... white for both please.

And my house has a strict no pants policy.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"By brew do you mean Tea , you'll have to shout down how you like Tea

Yes. Cos I'm miserable. Hence tea. Hot and sweet, like I like my men.

Oh. Hang on. Sweet is optional

I say nothing

I'm amending my order. You please, hot and strong with a hint of sweetness.

OK

Twat

Hehe

I just want tea!! Is it too much to ask??

Bloody demanding you .

OK

I suppose you're going to say you are on the way as well..... and just not come

I could answer that in so many ways . But I think it's about 5 hours isn't it so be awake around 4 am

As I said. Door is open. And I am happy to be woken with a cuppa. Although can I have tea and coffee please?

Tea and Coffee ffs , you don't want much do ya ??

Bring Chris Hemsworth too

Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement

Chris Hemsworth's autograph?"

That's a much better answer than I gave!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....coming round to make me a brew please?

Door is on the latch but I'm upstairs and the kettle etc is downstairs.

There are biscuits, cake and chocolate in the cupboard that you should feel free to help yourself to and all I ask is a beverage.

I should add that I'm not actually *just* being lazy, my back has twisted funny and I can't get out of bed.

Help?

On my way!

Excellent news!

Although I'm starting not to believe anyone is coming, as no one has turned up yet....

I'll be there in like 7 hours

Reasonable. I'll be the one in the bed half dead from dehydration.

Wish I had a private jet

Helicopter would be better....

Longer flight but easier to land, indeed.

I'm always thinking of the simple solutions....

Green tea and black coffee?

Anything else....

Erm..... white for both please.

And my house has a strict no pants policy."

Of course for both requests

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Awww I'm sending hair strokes as well. Soon I'll be closer

Side note - that hair colour

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"By brew do you mean Tea , you'll have to shout down how you like Tea

Yes. Cos I'm miserable. Hence tea. Hot and sweet, like I like my men.

Oh. Hang on. Sweet is optional

I say nothing

I'm amending my order. You please, hot and strong with a hint of sweetness.

OK

Twat

Hehe

I just want tea!! Is it too much to ask??

Bloody demanding you .

OK

I suppose you're going to say you are on the way as well..... and just not come

I could answer that in so many ways . But I think it's about 5 hours isn't it so be awake around 4 am

As I said. Door is open. And I am happy to be woken with a cuppa. Although can I have tea and coffee please?

Tea and Coffee ffs , you don't want much do ya ??

Bring Chris Hemsworth too

Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement

You can watch "

Thanks . Only you could get away with that comment

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"....coming round to make me a brew please?

Door is on the latch but I'm upstairs and the kettle etc is downstairs.

There are biscuits, cake and chocolate in the cupboard that you should feel free to help yourself to and all I ask is a beverage.

I should add that I'm not actually *just* being lazy, my back has twisted funny and I can't get out of bed.

Help?

On my way!

Excellent news!

Although I'm starting not to believe anyone is coming, as no one has turned up yet....

I'll be there in like 7 hours

Reasonable. I'll be the one in the bed half dead from dehydration.

Wish I had a private jet

Helicopter would be better....

Longer flight but easier to land, indeed.

I'm always thinking of the simple solutions....

Green tea and black coffee?

Anything else....

Erm..... white for both please.

And my house has a strict no pants policy.

Of course for both requests "

Why thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By brew do you mean Tea , you'll have to shout down how you like Tea

Yes. Cos I'm miserable. Hence tea. Hot and sweet, like I like my men.

Oh. Hang on. Sweet is optional

I say nothing

I'm amending my order. You please, hot and strong with a hint of sweetness.

OK

Twat

Hehe

I just want tea!! Is it too much to ask??

Bloody demanding you .

OK

I suppose you're going to say you are on the way as well..... and just not come

I could answer that in so many ways . But I think it's about 5 hours isn't it so be awake around 4 am

As I said. Door is open. And I am happy to be woken with a cuppa. Although can I have tea and coffee please?

Tea and Coffee ffs , you don't want much do ya ??

Bring Chris Hemsworth too

Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement

Chris Hemsworth's autograph?

That's a much better answer than I gave! "

I didn't mean to beat your answer, sorry

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Awww I'm sending hair strokes as well. Soon I'll be closer

Side note - that hair colour "

Yay!!!

And thank you

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"By brew do you mean Tea , you'll have to shout down how you like Tea

Yes. Cos I'm miserable. Hence tea. Hot and sweet, like I like my men.

Oh. Hang on. Sweet is optional

I say nothing

I'm amending my order. You please, hot and strong with a hint of sweetness.

OK

Twat

Hehe

I just want tea!! Is it too much to ask??

Bloody demanding you .

OK

I suppose you're going to say you are on the way as well..... and just not come

I could answer that in so many ways . But I think it's about 5 hours isn't it so be awake around 4 am

As I said. Door is open. And I am happy to be woken with a cuppa. Although can I have tea and coffee please?

Tea and Coffee ffs , you don't want much do ya ??

Bring Chris Hemsworth too

Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement

You can watch

Thanks . Only you could get away with that comment "

You can film too if you like

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"By brew do you mean Tea , you'll have to shout down how you like Tea

Yes. Cos I'm miserable. Hence tea. Hot and sweet, like I like my men.

Oh. Hang on. Sweet is optional

I say nothing

I'm amending my order. You please, hot and strong with a hint of sweetness.

OK

Twat

Hehe

I just want tea!! Is it too much to ask??

Bloody demanding you .

OK

I suppose you're going to say you are on the way as well..... and just not come

I could answer that in so many ways . But I think it's about 5 hours isn't it so be awake around 4 am

As I said. Door is open. And I am happy to be woken with a cuppa. Although can I have tea and coffee please?

Tea and Coffee ffs , you don't want much do ya ??

Bring Chris Hemsworth too

Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement

Chris Hemsworth's autograph?"

If he was at Poshes gaffe I doubt she'd give him time to be fair

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"By brew do you mean Tea , you'll have to shout down how you like Tea

Yes. Cos I'm miserable. Hence tea. Hot and sweet, like I like my men.

Oh. Hang on. Sweet is optional

I say nothing

I'm amending my order. You please, hot and strong with a hint of sweetness.

OK

Twat

Hehe

I just want tea!! Is it too much to ask??

Bloody demanding you .

OK

I suppose you're going to say you are on the way as well..... and just not come

I could answer that in so many ways . But I think it's about 5 hours isn't it so be awake around 4 am

As I said. Door is open. And I am happy to be woken with a cuppa. Although can I have tea and coffee please?

Tea and Coffee ffs , you don't want much do ya ??

Bring Chris Hemsworth too

Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement

Chris Hemsworth's autograph?

If he was at Poshes gaffe I doubt she'd give him time to be fair "

Oi..... I'm sure even the Hemsworth needs time to recharge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How would you like it served?

Like you are in your profile picture would work "

You too.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"By brew do you mean Tea , you'll have to shout down how you like Tea

Yes. Cos I'm miserable. Hence tea. Hot and sweet, like I like my men.

Oh. Hang on. Sweet is optional

I say nothing

I'm amending my order. You please, hot and strong with a hint of sweetness.

OK

Twat

Hehe

I just want tea!! Is it too much to ask??

Bloody demanding you .

OK

I suppose you're going to say you are on the way as well..... and just not come

I could answer that in so many ways . But I think it's about 5 hours isn't it so be awake around 4 am

As I said. Door is open. And I am happy to be woken with a cuppa. Although can I have tea and coffee please?

Tea and Coffee ffs , you don't want much do ya ??

Bring Chris Hemsworth too

Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement

Chris Hemsworth's autograph?

If he was at Poshes gaffe I doubt she'd give him time to be fair

Oi..... I'm sure even the Hemsworth needs time to recharge."

He would yes . That doesn't mean you'll let him though

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"How would you like it served?

Like you are in your profile picture would work

You too."

You're making me blush.... all over

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"By brew do you mean Tea , you'll have to shout down how you like Tea

Yes. Cos I'm miserable. Hence tea. Hot and sweet, like I like my men.

Oh. Hang on. Sweet is optional

I say nothing

I'm amending my order. You please, hot and strong with a hint of sweetness.

OK

Twat

Hehe

I just want tea!! Is it too much to ask??

Bloody demanding you .

OK

I suppose you're going to say you are on the way as well..... and just not come

I could answer that in so many ways . But I think it's about 5 hours isn't it so be awake around 4 am

As I said. Door is open. And I am happy to be woken with a cuppa. Although can I have tea and coffee please?

Tea and Coffee ffs , you don't want much do ya ??

Bring Chris Hemsworth too

Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement

Chris Hemsworth's autograph?

If he was at Poshes gaffe I doubt she'd give him time to be fair

Oi..... I'm sure even the Hemsworth needs time to recharge.

He would yes . That doesn't mean you'll let him though "

Ahem.

I think you'll find I'm good like that.

78 seconds recharge time should be enough.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"By brew do you mean Tea , you'll have to shout down how you like Tea

Yes. Cos I'm miserable. Hence tea. Hot and sweet, like I like my men.

Oh. Hang on. Sweet is optional

I say nothing

I'm amending my order. You please, hot and strong with a hint of sweetness.

OK

Twat

Hehe

I just want tea!! Is it too much to ask??

Bloody demanding you .

OK

I suppose you're going to say you are on the way as well..... and just not come

I could answer that in so many ways . But I think it's about 5 hours isn't it so be awake around 4 am

As I said. Door is open. And I am happy to be woken with a cuppa. Although can I have tea and coffee please?

Tea and Coffee ffs , you don't want much do ya ??

Bring Chris Hemsworth too

Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement

Chris Hemsworth's autograph?

If he was at Poshes gaffe I doubt she'd give him time to be fair

Oi..... I'm sure even the Hemsworth needs time to recharge.

He would yes . That doesn't mean you'll let him though

Ahem.

I think you'll find I'm good like that.

78 seconds recharge time should be enough."

Once again , I say nothing

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

Bring Chris Hemsworth too

Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement

Chris Hemsworth's autograph?

If he was at Poshes gaffe I doubt she'd give him time to be fair

Oi..... I'm sure even the Hemsworth needs time to recharge.

He would yes . That doesn't mean you'll let him though

Ahem.

I think you'll find I'm good like that.

78 seconds recharge time should be enough.

Once again , I say nothing "

Chicken

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"

Bring Chris Hemsworth too

Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement

Chris Hemsworth's autograph?

If he was at Poshes gaffe I doubt she'd give him time to be fair

Oi..... I'm sure even the Hemsworth needs time to recharge.

He would yes . That doesn't mean you'll let him though

Ahem.

I think you'll find I'm good like that.

78 seconds recharge time should be enough.

Once again , I say nothing

Chicken "

No , just a cock

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

Bring Chris Hemsworth too

Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement

Chris Hemsworth's autograph?

If he was at Poshes gaffe I doubt she'd give him time to be fair

Oi..... I'm sure even the Hemsworth needs time to recharge.

He would yes . That doesn't mean you'll let him though

Ahem.

I think you'll find I'm good like that.

78 seconds recharge time should be enough.

Once again , I say nothing

Chicken

No , just a cock "

I'm saying nothing

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"

Bring Chris Hemsworth too

Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement

Chris Hemsworth's autograph?

If he was at Poshes gaffe I doubt she'd give him time to be fair

Oi..... I'm sure even the Hemsworth needs time to recharge.

He would yes . That doesn't mean you'll let him though

Ahem.

I think you'll find I'm good like that.

78 seconds recharge time should be enough.

Once again , I say nothing

Chicken

No , just a cock

I'm saying nothing "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Bring Chris Hemsworth too

Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement

Chris Hemsworth's autograph?

If he was at Poshes gaffe I doubt she'd give him time to be fair

Oi..... I'm sure even the Hemsworth needs time to recharge.

He would yes . That doesn't mean you'll let him though

Ahem.

I think you'll find I'm good like that.

78 seconds recharge time should be enough.

Once again , I say nothing

Chicken

No , just a cock

I'm saying nothing

"

What would you like for breakfast?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

Bring Chris Hemsworth too

Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement

Chris Hemsworth's autograph?

If he was at Poshes gaffe I doubt she'd give him time to be fair

Oi..... I'm sure even the Hemsworth needs time to recharge.

He would yes . That doesn't mean you'll let him though

Ahem.

I think you'll find I'm good like that.

78 seconds recharge time should be enough.

Once again , I say nothing

Chicken

No , just a cock

I'm saying nothing

"

Twat.

Are you nearly here yet?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

Bring Chris Hemsworth too

Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement

Chris Hemsworth's autograph?

If he was at Poshes gaffe I doubt she'd give him time to be fair

Oi..... I'm sure even the Hemsworth needs time to recharge.

He would yes . That doesn't mean you'll let him though

Ahem.

I think you'll find I'm good like that.

78 seconds recharge time should be enough.

Once again , I say nothing

Chicken

No , just a cock

I'm saying nothing

What would you like for breakfast?"

Eggs over easy please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Bring Chris Hemsworth too

Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement

Chris Hemsworth's autograph?

If he was at Poshes gaffe I doubt she'd give him time to be fair

Oi..... I'm sure even the Hemsworth needs time to recharge.

He would yes . That doesn't mean you'll let him though

Ahem.

I think you'll find I'm good like that.

78 seconds recharge time should be enough.

Once again , I say nothing

Chicken

No , just a cock

I'm saying nothing

What would you like for breakfast?

Eggs over easy please "

That would be six eggs omelette!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

Bring Chris Hemsworth too

Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement

Chris Hemsworth's autograph?

If he was at Poshes gaffe I doubt she'd give him time to be fair

Oi..... I'm sure even the Hemsworth needs time to recharge.

He would yes . That doesn't mean you'll let him though

Ahem.

I think you'll find I'm good like that.

78 seconds recharge time should be enough.

Once again , I say nothing

Chicken

No , just a cock

I'm saying nothing

What would you like for breakfast?

Eggs over easy please

That would be six eggs omelette!"

noooo..... fried n flipped but still runny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Bring Chris Hemsworth too

Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement

Chris Hemsworth's autograph?

If he was at Poshes gaffe I doubt she'd give him time to be fair

Oi..... I'm sure even the Hemsworth needs time to recharge.

He would yes . That doesn't mean you'll let him though

Ahem.

I think you'll find I'm good like that.

78 seconds recharge time should be enough.

Once again , I say nothing

Chicken

No , just a cock

I'm saying nothing

What would you like for breakfast?

Eggs over easy please

That would be six eggs omelette!

noooo..... fried n flipped but still runny!"

We need to ask Grumpy aswell

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

Bring Chris Hemsworth too

Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement

Chris Hemsworth's autograph?

If he was at Poshes gaffe I doubt she'd give him time to be fair

Oi..... I'm sure even the Hemsworth needs time to recharge.

He would yes . That doesn't mean you'll let him though

Ahem.

I think you'll find I'm good like that.

78 seconds recharge time should be enough.

Once again , I say nothing

Chicken

No , just a cock

I'm saying nothing

What would you like for breakfast?

Eggs over easy please

That would be six eggs omelette!

noooo..... fried n flipped but still runny!

We need to ask Grumpy aswell "

I'm on it....

OI..... FUCKNUGGET.....

Breakfast?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Bring Chris Hemsworth too

Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement

Chris Hemsworth's autograph?

If he was at Poshes gaffe I doubt she'd give him time to be fair

Oi..... I'm sure even the Hemsworth needs time to recharge.

He would yes . That doesn't mean you'll let him though

Ahem.

I think you'll find I'm good like that.

78 seconds recharge time should be enough.

Once again , I say nothing

Chicken

No , just a cock

I'm saying nothing

What would you like for breakfast?

Eggs over easy please

That would be six eggs omelette!

noooo..... fried n flipped but still runny!

We need to ask Grumpy aswell

I'm on it....

OI..... FUCKNUGGET.....

Breakfast?"

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

Bring Chris Hemsworth too

Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement

Chris Hemsworth's autograph?

If he was at Poshes gaffe I doubt she'd give him time to be fair

Oi..... I'm sure even the Hemsworth needs time to recharge.

He would yes . That doesn't mean you'll let him though

Ahem.

I think you'll find I'm good like that.

78 seconds recharge time should be enough.

Once again , I say nothing

Chicken

No , just a cock

I'm saying nothing

What would you like for breakfast?

Eggs over easy please

That would be six eggs omelette!

noooo..... fried n flipped but still runny!

We need to ask Grumpy aswell

I'm on it....

OI..... FUCKNUGGET.....

Breakfast?

"

He's not listening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Bring Chris Hemsworth too

Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement

Chris Hemsworth's autograph?

If he was at Poshes gaffe I doubt she'd give him time to be fair

Oi..... I'm sure even the Hemsworth needs time to recharge.

He would yes . That doesn't mean you'll let him though

Ahem.

I think you'll find I'm good like that.

78 seconds recharge time should be enough.

Once again , I say nothing

Chicken

No , just a cock

I'm saying nothing

What would you like for breakfast?

Eggs over easy please

That would be six eggs omelette!

noooo..... fried n flipped but still runny!

We need to ask Grumpy aswell

I'm on it....

OI..... FUCKNUGGET.....

Breakfast?

He's not listening."

He's not staying for breakfast then!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"

Bring Chris Hemsworth too

Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement

Chris Hemsworth's autograph?

If he was at Poshes gaffe I doubt she'd give him time to be fair

Oi..... I'm sure even the Hemsworth needs time to recharge.

He would yes . That doesn't mean you'll let him though

Ahem.

I think you'll find I'm good like that.

78 seconds recharge time should be enough.

Once again , I say nothing

Chicken

No , just a cock

I'm saying nothing

What would you like for breakfast?

Eggs over easy please

That would be six eggs omelette!

noooo..... fried n flipped but still runny!

We need to ask Grumpy aswell

I'm on it....

OI..... FUCKNUGGET.....

Breakfast?

He's not listening.

He's not staying for breakfast then!"

He will be gutted. He likes food.

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By *r. MacMan
over a year ago

Bexleyheath

Happily what biscuits we talking though

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Happily what biscuits we talking though "

Honestly I don't know. The nephews raised the tin earlier so unlikely to be anything with dark chocolate left.

They're all home made though.

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By *r. MacMan
over a year ago

Bexleyheath


"Happily what biscuits we talking though

Honestly I don't know. The nephews raised the tin earlier so unlikely to be anything with dark chocolate left.

They're all home made though."

Get that kettle 9n I'm coming now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GOOD MORNING POSH. KETTLE’S ON. SUGAR AND MILK? WHAT’S THAT? RIGHT, BE UP SOON.

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Sorry ur not well .

Anything I can do 2 make it better ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breakfast in bed Madame?

I'll find a butler

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Breakfast in bed Madame?

I'll find a butler "

I fell asleep so sadly couldn't attend , I'm putting my uniform in now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you still alive?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Breakfast in bed Madame?

I'll find a butler

I fell asleep so sadly couldn't attend , I'm putting my uniform in now "

Great. I'll organise shifts.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Are you still alive? "

No. I died of dehydration overnight.

Could you please organise my fab funeral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One hump or two

Er lump of sugar

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Sorry ur not well .

Anything I can do 2 make it better ? "

Well.... I'm parched and you're like a long, tall drink of water.... come here and let me have a good slurp?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"GOOD MORNING POSH. KETTLE’S ON. SUGAR AND MILK? WHAT’S THAT? RIGHT, BE UP SOON. "

I waited..... you're still not here....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Happily what biscuits we talking though

Honestly I don't know. The nephews raised the tin earlier so unlikely to be anything with dark chocolate left.

They're all home made though.

Get that kettle 9n I'm coming now "

I've heard that before

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Breakfast in bed Madame?

I'll find a butler "

A buff one..... in the buff please

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Breakfast in bed Madame?

I'll find a butler

I fell asleep so sadly couldn't attend , I'm putting my uniform in now "

You're sacked for tardiness

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"One hump or two

Er lump of sugar "

Yes please. I'll take the humping.

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

How do you know when you've been burgled by a gay man? The furniture is rearranged and there's a quiche in the oven.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"How do you know when you've been burgled by a gay man? The furniture is rearranged and there's a quiche in the oven."

But would he have made me tea?

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood


"How do you know when you've been burgled by a gay man? The furniture is rearranged and there's a quiche in the oven.

But would he have made me tea?"

He'd probably make your dinner as well, if you gave him a bj.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"How do you know when you've been burgled by a gay man? The furniture is rearranged and there's a quiche in the oven.

But would he have made me tea?

He'd probably make your dinner as well, if you gave him a bj. "

Not sure a gay man would want a bj from me but I'd give it a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One hump or two

Er lump of sugar

Yes please. I'll take the humping."

Hallelujah

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Does anybody fancy ............

You

Yes me

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"One hump or two

Er lump of sugar

Yes please. I'll take the humping.

Hallelujah "

Woo hoo! You realised I'm an angel!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Does anybody fancy ............

You

Yes me "

Aww Fiddles. Knew I could rely on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"GOOD MORNING POSH. KETTLE’S ON. SUGAR AND MILK? WHAT’S THAT? RIGHT, BE UP SOON.

I waited..... you're still not here.... "

What??? It’s there, on your bedside table. I suppose you’re going to say you don’t even recall I ran the bath for you. Has that gone cold as well??

Just how powerfull are these meds???

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"GOOD MORNING POSH. KETTLE’S ON. SUGAR AND MILK? WHAT’S THAT? RIGHT, BE UP SOON.

I waited..... you're still not here....

What??? It’s there, on your bedside table. I suppose you’re going to say you don’t even recall I ran the bath for you. Has that gone cold as well??

Just how powerfull are these meds??? "

Bath? What bath? I missed a bath AND a brew?

You'll have to come back again.

(They're pretty strong)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One hump or two

Er lump of sugar

Yes please. I'll take the humping.

Hallelujah

Woo hoo! You realised I'm an angel! "

How can you not be with that smile?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"GOOD MORNING POSH. KETTLE’S ON. SUGAR AND MILK? WHAT’S THAT? RIGHT, BE UP SOON.

I waited..... you're still not here....

What??? It’s there, on your bedside table. I suppose you’re going to say you don’t even recall I ran the bath for you. Has that gone cold as well??

Just how powerfull are these meds???

Bath? What bath? I missed a bath AND a brew?

You'll have to come back again.

(They're pretty strong)"

Bloody love that pic lady!!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"One hump or two

Er lump of sugar

Yes please. I'll take the humping.

Hallelujah

Woo hoo! You realised I'm an angel!

How can you not be with that smile? "

This is what I keep telling them!

Also.... totally blushing now

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"GOOD MORNING POSH. KETTLE’S ON. SUGAR AND MILK? WHAT’S THAT? RIGHT, BE UP SOON.

I waited..... you're still not here....

What??? It’s there, on your bedside table. I suppose you’re going to say you don’t even recall I ran the bath for you. Has that gone cold as well??

Just how powerfull are these meds???

Bath? What bath? I missed a bath AND a brew?

You'll have to come back again.

(They're pretty strong)

Bloody love that pic lady!!"

Aww Nora.... thanks

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

I’ll make you a brew and bring us some cake to share...don’t mind if I slip in beside you, do you? X

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’ll make you a brew and bring us some cake to share...don’t mind if I slip in beside you, do you? X"

Oooh hello..... absolutely don't mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....coming round to make me a brew please?

Door is on the latch but I'm upstairs and the kettle etc is downstairs.

There are biscuits, cake and chocolate in the cupboard that you should feel free to help yourself to and all I ask is a beverage.

I should add that I'm not actually *just* being lazy, my back has twisted funny and I can't get out of bed.

Help? "

Lol epic if I was closer I would love to make you a cuppa lol

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"....coming round to make me a brew please?

Door is on the latch but I'm upstairs and the kettle etc is downstairs.

There are biscuits, cake and chocolate in the cupboard that you should feel free to help yourself to and all I ask is a beverage.

I should add that I'm not actually *just* being lazy, my back has twisted funny and I can't get out of bed.

Help? "

I would get there but not for altruistic reasons, it would be purely for my sexual gratification. I would pretend to show concern and even make the fucking tea while appearing sympathetic. However, I’m not a beast, so if you are incapacitated and unable to willingly get on all fours then you are no good for me. So, given the distance, I’m not coming.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"....coming round to make me a brew please?

Door is on the latch but I'm upstairs and the kettle etc is downstairs.

There are biscuits, cake and chocolate in the cupboard that you should feel free to help yourself to and all I ask is a beverage.

I should add that I'm not actually *just* being lazy, my back has twisted funny and I can't get out of bed.

Help?

Lol epic if I was closer I would love to make you a cuppa lol"

Distance is no excuse!

Dancer is coming from Scotland..... if you leave now you'll get here before she does

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Does anybody fancy ............

You

Yes me

Aww Fiddles. Knew I could rely on you "

How do you like your toast buttering, do you like it barely touched with it gently caressed or dripping in the hot gloopy stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it just the biscuits and chocolate we can help ourselves to?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"....coming round to make me a brew please?

Door is on the latch but I'm upstairs and the kettle etc is downstairs.

There are biscuits, cake and chocolate in the cupboard that you should feel free to help yourself to and all I ask is a beverage.

I should add that I'm not actually *just* being lazy, my back has twisted funny and I can't get out of bed.

Help?

I would get there but not for altruistic reasons, it would be purely for my sexual gratification. I would pretend to show concern and even make the fucking tea while appearing sympathetic. However, I’m not a beast, so if you are incapacitated and unable to willingly get on all fours then you are no good for me. So, given the distance, I’m not coming."

I like your honesty.

Sadly though, given you're not coming, you won't find out that actually all fours is the most comfortable position for me to be in when my back is dodgy, so I have in fact been face down, arse up all night.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One hump or two

Er lump of sugar

Yes please. I'll take the humping.

Hallelujah

Woo hoo! You realised I'm an angel!

How can you not be with that smile?

This is what I keep telling them!

Also.... totally blushing now "

Oops, pop your head on my chest and no one will see

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Does anybody fancy ............

You

Yes me

Aww Fiddles. Knew I could rely on you

How do you like your toast buttering, do you like it barely touched with it gently caressed or dripping in the hot gloopy stuff. "

How did you even manage to make toast sound like soft porn?

You have skills Mr

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Is it just the biscuits and chocolate we can help ourselves to?"

Anything you like..... I'm generous if I get a beverage out of it

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"One hump or two

Er lump of sugar

Yes please. I'll take the humping.

Hallelujah

Woo hoo! You realised I'm an angel!

How can you not be with that smile?

This is what I keep telling them!

Also.... totally blushing now

Oops, pop your head on my chest and no one will see "

Ok

Such a gent.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Does anybody fancy ............

You

Yes me

Aww Fiddles. Knew I could rely on you

How do you like your toast buttering, do you like it barely touched with it gently caressed or dripping in the hot gloopy stuff.

How did you even manage to make toast sound like soft porn?

You have skills Mr "

Have you not seen

It Happened in the Pantry. It’s a classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning NSP.

Unfortunately I fell asleep and crashed my helicopter somewhere in Wales

I hope you feel better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish my teporter was working I would have love to then give you a nice back massage then run around doing all the house work in a maids out fit then to top it off a good cuddle as I tell you your wonderful and beautiful

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Does anybody fancy ............

You

Yes me

Aww Fiddles. Knew I could rely on you

How do you like your toast buttering, do you like it barely touched with it gently caressed or dripping in the hot gloopy stuff.

How did you even manage to make toast sound like soft porn?

You have skills Mr

Have you not seen

It Happened in the Pantry. It’s a classic "

We should watch it together

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Good morning NSP.

Unfortunately I fell asleep and crashed my helicopter somewhere in Wales

I hope you feel better "

Morning..... I thought I saw a fireball over the Channel. Hope you're ok and made it out relatively unscathed. As you're already in Wales it shouldn't take too long to walk/swim here now though

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Wish my teporter was working I would have love to then give you a nice back massage then run around doing all the house work in a maids out fit then to top it off a good cuddle as I tell you your wonderful and beautiful "

Yes please. You do need to get the teleporter fixed you know....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wish my teporter was working I would have love to then give you a nice back massage then run around doing all the house work in a maids out fit then to top it off a good cuddle as I tell you your wonderful and beautiful

Yes please. You do need to get the teleporter fixed you know...."

It will be for soon geting closer to being fix beautiful x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Wish my teporter was working I would have love to then give you a nice back massage then run around doing all the house work in a maids out fit then to top it off a good cuddle as I tell you your wonderful and beautiful

Yes please. You do need to get the teleporter fixed you know....

It will be for soon geting closer to being fix beautiful x"

Yay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning NSP.

Unfortunately I fell asleep and crashed my helicopter somewhere in Wales

I hope you feel better

Morning..... I thought I saw a fireball over the Channel. Hope you're ok and made it out relatively unscathed. As you're already in Wales it shouldn't take too long to walk/swim here now though "

I'm okay, thanks. Broken legs but I can crawl

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Good morning NSP.

Unfortunately I fell asleep and crashed my helicopter somewhere in Wales

I hope you feel better

Morning..... I thought I saw a fireball over the Channel. Hope you're ok and made it out relatively unscathed. As you're already in Wales it shouldn't take too long to walk/swim here now though

I'm okay, thanks. Broken legs but I can crawl "

That's the spirit!

I'm not completely heartless. I've still left the door open.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning NSP.

Unfortunately I fell asleep and crashed my helicopter somewhere in Wales

I hope you feel better

Morning..... I thought I saw a fireball over the Channel. Hope you're ok and made it out relatively unscathed. As you're already in Wales it shouldn't take too long to walk/swim here now though

I'm okay, thanks. Broken legs but I can crawl

That's the spirit!

I'm not completely heartless. I've still left the door open."

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Does anybody fancy ............

You

Yes me

Aww Fiddles. Knew I could rely on you

How do you like your toast buttering, do you like it barely touched with it gently caressed or dripping in the hot gloopy stuff.

How did you even manage to make toast sound like soft porn?

You have skills Mr

Have you not seen

It Happened in the Pantry. It’s a classic

We should watch it together "

We should remake it together

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Good morning NSP.

Unfortunately I fell asleep and crashed my helicopter somewhere in Wales

I hope you feel better

Morning..... I thought I saw a fireball over the Channel. Hope you're ok and made it out relatively unscathed. As you're already in Wales it shouldn't take too long to walk/swim here now though

I'm okay, thanks. Broken legs but I can crawl

That's the spirit!

I'm not completely heartless. I've still left the door open.

"

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Does anybody fancy ............

You

Yes me

Aww Fiddles. Knew I could rely on you

How do you like your toast buttering, do you like it barely touched with it gently caressed or dripping in the hot gloopy stuff.

How did you even manage to make toast sound like soft porn?

You have skills Mr

Have you not seen

It Happened in the Pantry. It’s a classic

We should watch it together

We should remake it together "

I'm game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....coming round to make me a brew please?

Door is on the latch but I'm upstairs and the kettle etc is downstairs.

There are biscuits, cake and chocolate in the cupboard that you should feel free to help yourself to and all I ask is a beverage.

I should add that I'm not actually *just* being lazy, my back has twisted funny and I can't get out of bed.

Help? "

I'll two in mine plz Posh, never mind the back and not being able to get up

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

You absolutely know I would if I could, but I can't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....coming round to make me a brew please?

Door is on the latch but I'm upstairs and the kettle etc is downstairs.

There are biscuits, cake and chocolate in the cupboard that you should feel free to help yourself to and all I ask is a beverage.

I should add that I'm not actually *just* being lazy, my back has twisted funny and I can't get out of bed.

Help?

I'll two in mine plz Posh, never mind the back and not being able to get up "

Have*

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"....coming round to make me a brew please?

Door is on the latch but I'm upstairs and the kettle etc is downstairs.

There are biscuits, cake and chocolate in the cupboard that you should feel free to help yourself to and all I ask is a beverage.

I should add that I'm not actually *just* being lazy, my back has twisted funny and I can't get out of bed.

Help?

I'll two in mine plz Posh, never mind the back and not being able to get up "

You totally missed the part where I've been on all fours all night because it's most comfortable, didn't you....

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

NSP - shall i come round and make you breakfast this morning?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"You absolutely know I would if I could, but I can't "

See, this is just making excuses.

Full hazmat suit would mean you were still isolated!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"NSP - shall i come round and make you breakfast this morning? "

Yes please. And coffee?

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Does anybody fancy ............

You

Yes me

Aww Fiddles. Knew I could rely on you

How do you like your toast buttering, do you like it barely touched with it gently caressed or dripping in the hot gloopy stuff.

How did you even manage to make toast sound like soft porn?

You have skills Mr

Have you not seen

It Happened in the Pantry. It’s a classic

We should watch it together

We should remake it together

I'm game "

Scene 1

Camera pans round to find me kneading the biggest dumplings you can imagine.

The maid is tasting the sausage making sure it’s hot enough.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"NSP - shall i come round and make you breakfast this morning?

Yes please. And coffee? "

Blimey. Still needy then?

OK, but I'll have to put a peg on my nose as I can't stand the smell of coffee.

Bacon & egg rolls OK?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"GOOD MORNING POSH. KETTLE’S ON. SUGAR AND MILK? WHAT’S THAT? RIGHT, BE UP SOON.

I waited..... you're still not here....

What??? It’s there, on your bedside table. I suppose you’re going to say you don’t even recall I ran the bath for you. Has that gone cold as well??

Just how powerfull are these meds???

Bath? What bath? I missed a bath AND a brew?

You'll have to come back again.

(They're pretty strong)"

WHAT’S THAT? YES, I’M IN THE BATH. I DIDN’T WANT TO WASTE IT WHILST YOU WERE WASTED ON THOSE MEDS.

HAS ANTONE BROUGHT OUR TEA AND MY BISCUITS YET?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Does anybody fancy ............

You

Yes me

Aww Fiddles. Knew I could rely on you

How do you like your toast buttering, do you like it barely touched with it gently caressed or dripping in the hot gloopy stuff.

How did you even manage to make toast sound like soft porn?

You have skills Mr

Have you not seen

It Happened in the Pantry. It’s a classic

We should watch it together

We should remake it together

I'm game

Scene 1

Camera pans round to find me kneading the biggest dumplings you can imagine.

The maid is tasting the sausage making sure it’s hot enough. "

You never told me you were a screenwriter!

What part do I have?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"NSP - shall i come round and make you breakfast this morning?

Yes please. And coffee?

Blimey. Still needy then?

OK, but I'll have to put a peg on my nose as I can't stand the smell of coffee.

Bacon & egg rolls OK? "

You're a true saint. Especially as you can't stand the smell of coffee.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"GOOD MORNING POSH. KETTLE’S ON. SUGAR AND MILK? WHAT’S THAT? RIGHT, BE UP SOON.

I waited..... you're still not here....

What??? It’s there, on your bedside table. I suppose you’re going to say you don’t even recall I ran the bath for you. Has that gone cold as well??

Just how powerfull are these meds???

Bath? What bath? I missed a bath AND a brew?

You'll have to come back again.

(They're pretty strong)

WHAT’S THAT? YES, I’M IN THE BATH. I DIDN’T WANT TO WASTE IT WHILST YOU WERE WASTED ON THOSE MEDS.

HAS ANTONE BROUGHT OUR TEA AND MY BISCUITS YET?"

Not yet..... and ffs. Sexy naked man in my bath and I'm on all fours in bed. There is something wrong here.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Does anybody fancy ............

You

Yes me

Aww Fiddles. Knew I could rely on you

How do you like your toast buttering, do you like it barely touched with it gently caressed or dripping in the hot gloopy stuff.

How did you even manage to make toast sound like soft porn?

You have skills Mr

Have you not seen

It Happened in the Pantry. It’s a classic

We should watch it together

We should remake it together

I'm game

Scene 1

Camera pans round to find me kneading the biggest dumplings you can imagine.

The maid is tasting the sausage making sure it’s hot enough.

You never told me you were a screenwriter!

What part do I have? "

You are lady of the house who gets a real good seeing to by the handsome butler played by me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....coming round to make me a brew please?

Door is on the latch but I'm upstairs and the kettle etc is downstairs.

There are biscuits, cake and chocolate in the cupboard that you should feel free to help yourself to and all I ask is a beverage.

I should add that I'm not actually *just* being lazy, my back has twisted funny and I can't get out of bed.

Help?

I'll two in mine plz Posh, never mind the back and not being able to get up

You totally missed the part where I've been on all fours all night because it's most comfortable, didn't you.... "

I.missed all of it to honest Posh got to brew then, commented, you like carpet burns on your knees tho

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Does anybody fancy ............

You

Yes me

Aww Fiddles. Knew I could rely on you

How do you like your toast buttering, do you like it barely touched with it gently caressed or dripping in the hot gloopy stuff.

How did you even manage to make toast sound like soft porn?

You have skills Mr

Have you not seen

It Happened in the Pantry. It’s a classic

We should watch it together

We should remake it together

I'm game

Scene 1

Camera pans round to find me kneading the biggest dumplings you can imagine.

The maid is tasting the sausage making sure it’s hot enough.

You never told me you were a screenwriter!

What part do I have?

You are lady of the house who gets a real good seeing to by the handsome butler played by me. "

I can do that!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"NSP - shall i come round and make you breakfast this morning?

Yes please. And coffee?

Blimey. Still needy then?

OK, but I'll have to put a peg on my nose as I can't stand the smell of coffee.

Bacon & egg rolls OK?

You're a true saint. Especially as you can't stand the smell of coffee."

I know.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"....coming round to make me a brew please?

Door is on the latch but I'm upstairs and the kettle etc is downstairs.

There are biscuits, cake and chocolate in the cupboard that you should feel free to help yourself to and all I ask is a beverage.

I should add that I'm not actually *just* being lazy, my back has twisted funny and I can't get out of bed.

Help?

I'll two in mine plz Posh, never mind the back and not being able to get up

You totally missed the part where I've been on all fours all night because it's most comfortable, didn't you....

I.missed all of it to honest Posh got to brew then, commented, you like carpet burns on your knees tho "

I'm not on the floor this time.... I'm in bed!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"NSP - shall i come round and make you breakfast this morning?

Yes please. And coffee?

Blimey. Still needy then?

OK, but I'll have to put a peg on my nose as I can't stand the smell of coffee.

Bacon & egg rolls OK?

You're a true saint. Especially as you can't stand the smell of coffee.

I know. "

Bet you still have at least one horn hidden there though.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Does anybody fancy ............

You

Yes me

Aww Fiddles. Knew I could rely on you

How do you like your toast buttering, do you like it barely touched with it gently caressed or dripping in the hot gloopy stuff.

How did you even manage to make toast sound like soft porn?

You have skills Mr

Have you not seen

It Happened in the Pantry. It’s a classic

We should watch it together

We should remake it together

I'm game

Scene 1

Camera pans round to find me kneading the biggest dumplings you can imagine.

The maid is tasting the sausage making sure it’s hot enough.

You never told me you were a screenwriter!

What part do I have?

You are lady of the house who gets a real good seeing to by the handsome butler played by me.

I can do that!"

“Action”

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Does anybody fancy ............

You

Yes me

Aww Fiddles. Knew I could rely on you

How do you like your toast buttering, do you like it barely touched with it gently caressed or dripping in the hot gloopy stuff.

How did you even manage to make toast sound like soft porn?

You have skills Mr

Have you not seen

It Happened in the Pantry. It’s a classic

We should watch it together

We should remake it together

I'm game

Scene 1

Camera pans round to find me kneading the biggest dumplings you can imagine.

The maid is tasting the sausage making sure it’s hot enough.

You never told me you were a screenwriter!

What part do I have?

You are lady of the house who gets a real good seeing to by the handsome butler played by me.

I can do that!

“Action” "

There will be plenty of that

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"NSP - shall i come round and make you breakfast this morning?

Yes please. And coffee?

Blimey. Still needy then?

OK, but I'll have to put a peg on my nose as I can't stand the smell of coffee.

Bacon & egg rolls OK?

You're a true saint. Especially as you can't stand the smell of coffee.

I know.

Bet you still have at least one horn hidden there though."

One?????

I've got so many saved up - god help the first lady I get to meet.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"NSP - shall i come round and make you breakfast this morning?

Yes please. And coffee?

Blimey. Still needy then?

OK, but I'll have to put a peg on my nose as I can't stand the smell of coffee.

Bacon & egg rolls OK?

You're a true saint. Especially as you can't stand the smell of coffee.

I know.

Bet you still have at least one horn hidden there though.

One?????

I've got so many saved up - god help the first lady I get to meet. "

Sounds alarming....

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"NSP - shall i come round and make you breakfast this morning?

Yes please. And coffee?

Blimey. Still needy then?

OK, but I'll have to put a peg on my nose as I can't stand the smell of coffee.

Bacon & egg rolls OK?

You're a true saint. Especially as you can't stand the smell of coffee.

I know.

Bet you still have at least one horn hidden there though.

One?????

I've got so many saved up - god help the first lady I get to meet.

Sounds alarming...."

It may have to be a 'no holds barred' meet.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"NSP - shall i come round and make you breakfast this morning?

Yes please. And coffee?

Blimey. Still needy then?

OK, but I'll have to put a peg on my nose as I can't stand the smell of coffee.

Bacon & egg rolls OK?

You're a true saint. Especially as you can't stand the smell of coffee.

I know.

Bet you still have at least one horn hidden there though.

One?????

I've got so many saved up - god help the first lady I get to meet.

Sounds alarming....

It may have to be a 'no holds barred' meet. "

Holding on a meet is very important.

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