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"Awe hope you feel better soon I totally understand the pain a back is able to give when nerves have been twisted, I'd love to but similar circumstances reason I'm laying in bed "I feel your pain. Literally. Do we need to find someone to bring you a drink too? | |||
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"You shouldn’t of bent over so far for that pic "You say that now! Where were you yesterday before I did it?! | |||
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"Shall I bring a comode?" That is likely to be my next request..... Yes please  | |||
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"Awe hope you feel better soon I totally understand the pain a back is able to give when nerves have been twisted, I'd love to but similar circumstances reason I'm laying in bed
I feel your pain. Literally.
Do we need to find someone to bring you a drink too?"I've been surviving be strong pain relief and nope darling I wouldn't like to feel a burden so your welcome to anything I may be offered x  | |||
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"By brew do you mean Tea , you'll have to shout down how you like Tea "Yes. Cos I'm miserable. Hence tea. Hot and sweet, like I like my men. Oh. Hang on. Sweet is optional | |||
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"Shall I bring a comode? That is likely to be my next request..... Yes please "Better get someone else to wipe after | |||
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"You shouldn’t of bent over so far for that pic
cruel"She's a sensible woman is DC.... | |||
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"By brew do you mean Tea , you'll have to shout down how you like Tea
Yes. Cos I'm miserable. Hence tea. Hot and sweet, like I like my men.
Oh. Hang on. Sweet is optional "I say nothing  | |||
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"I'd be happy to come round and take your mind off your pain ??" Will you bring a cuppa? | |||
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"Awe hope you feel better soon I totally understand the pain a back is able to give when nerves have been twisted, I'd love to but similar circumstances reason I'm laying in bed
I feel your pain. Literally.
Do we need to find someone to bring you a drink too?
I've been surviving be strong pain relief and nope darling I wouldn't like to feel a burden so your welcome to anything I may be offered x "Thanks..... I have all the strong pain relief too. But don't tell anyone, they might steal it now they know my door is open. | |||
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"Shall I bring a comode? That is likely to be my next request..... Yes please
Better get someone else to wipe after"Well obviously....  | |||
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"....coming round to make me a brew please? Door is on the latch but I'm upstairs and the kettle etc is downstairs. There are biscuits, cake and chocolate in the cupboard that you should feel free to help yourself to and all I ask is a beverage. I should add that I'm not actually *just* being lazy, my back has twisted funny and I can't get out of bed. Help? "Its your own fault for laughing too hard at the thread about films that could be remade as pornos! | |||
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"By brew do you mean Tea , you'll have to shout down how you like Tea
Yes. Cos I'm miserable. Hence tea. Hot and sweet, like I like my men.
Oh. Hang on. Sweet is optional
I say nothing "I'm amending my order. Tea please, hot and strong with a hint of sweetness. | |||
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"Awe hope you feel better soon I totally understand the pain a back is able to give when nerves have been twisted, I'd love to but similar circumstances reason I'm laying in bed
I feel your pain. Literally.
Do we need to find someone to bring you a drink too?
I've been surviving be strong pain relief and nope darling I wouldn't like to feel a burden so your welcome to anything I may be offered x
Thanks..... I have all the strong pain relief too.
But don't tell anyone, they might steal it now they know my door is open."Shhhh your not sounding as desperate saying that | |||
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"....coming round to make me a brew please? Door is on the latch but I'm upstairs and the kettle etc is downstairs. There are biscuits, cake and chocolate in the cupboard that you should feel free to help yourself to and all I ask is a beverage. I should add that I'm not actually *just* being lazy, my back has twisted funny and I can't get out of bed. Help?
Its your own fault for laughing too hard at the thread about films that could be remade as pornos!"That thread was traumatic!! Funny as hell but traumatic nonetheless. | |||
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"Awe hope you feel better soon I totally understand the pain a back is able to give when nerves have been twisted, I'd love to but similar circumstances reason I'm laying in bed
I feel your pain. Literally.
Do we need to find someone to bring you a drink too?
I've been surviving be strong pain relief and nope darling I wouldn't like to feel a burden so your welcome to anything I may be offered x
Thanks..... I have all the strong pain relief too.
But don't tell anyone, they might steal it now they know my door is open.
Shhhh your not sounding as desperate saying that "Good point. Woe is me, I have none of the good dr*gs  | |||
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"You shouldn’t of bent over so far for that pic
You say that now!
Where were you yesterday before I did it?! "Brewing tea! | |||
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"You shouldn’t of bent over so far for that pic
You say that now!
Where were you yesterday before I did it?!
Brewing tea! "That's just teasing! | |||
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"....coming round to make me a brew please? Door is on the latch but I'm upstairs and the kettle etc is downstairs. There are biscuits, cake and chocolate in the cupboard that you should feel free to help yourself to and all I ask is a beverage. I should add that I'm not actually *just* being lazy, my back has twisted funny and I can't get out of bed. Help? "Milk and sugar? Anything else we can help ourselves to when we bring it up for you? ?? | |||
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"By brew do you mean Tea , you'll have to shout down how you like Tea
Yes. Cos I'm miserable. Hence tea. Hot and sweet, like I like my men.
Oh. Hang on. Sweet is optional
I say nothing
I'm amending my order. You please, hot and strong with a hint of sweetness. "OK  | |||
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"....coming round to make me a brew please? Door is on the latch but I'm upstairs and the kettle etc is downstairs. There are biscuits, cake and chocolate in the cupboard that you should feel free to help yourself to and all I ask is a beverage. I should add that I'm not actually *just* being lazy, my back has twisted funny and I can't get out of bed. Help?
Milk and sugar?
Anything else we can help ourselves to when we bring it up for you? ??"Milk and one please. And quite frankly at this point anything you like is yours for a cuppa. If you also bring water I'll even stop moaning. | |||
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"By brew do you mean Tea , you'll have to shout down how you like Tea
Yes. Cos I'm miserable. Hence tea. Hot and sweet, like I like my men.
Oh. Hang on. Sweet is optional
I say nothing
I'm amending my order. You please, hot and strong with a hint of sweetness.
OK "Twat  | |||
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"By brew do you mean Tea , you'll have to shout down how you like Tea
Yes. Cos I'm miserable. Hence tea. Hot and sweet, like I like my men.
Oh. Hang on. Sweet is optional
I say nothing
I'm amending my order. You please, hot and strong with a hint of sweetness.
OK
Twat "Hehe | |||
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"By brew do you mean Tea , you'll have to shout down how you like Tea
Yes. Cos I'm miserable. Hence tea. Hot and sweet, like I like my men.
Oh. Hang on. Sweet is optional
I say nothing
I'm amending my order. You please, hot and strong with a hint of sweetness.
OK
Twat
Hehe "I just want tea!! Is it too much to ask??  | |||
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"You shouldn’t of bent over so far for that pic
You say that now!
Where were you yesterday before I did it?!
Brewing tea!
That's just teasing!" | |||
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"....coming round to make me a brew please? Door is on the latch but I'm upstairs and the kettle etc is downstairs. There are biscuits, cake and chocolate in the cupboard that you should feel free to help yourself to and all I ask is a beverage. I should add that I'm not actually *just* being lazy, my back has twisted funny and I can't get out of bed. Help? "On my way! | |||
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"....coming round to make me a brew please? Door is on the latch but I'm upstairs and the kettle etc is downstairs. There are biscuits, cake and chocolate in the cupboard that you should feel free to help yourself to and all I ask is a beverage. I should add that I'm not actually *just* being lazy, my back has twisted funny and I can't get out of bed. Help?
On my way! "Excellent news! Although I'm starting not to believe anyone is coming, as no one has turned up yet.... | |||
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"By brew do you mean Tea , you'll have to shout down how you like Tea
Yes. Cos I'm miserable. Hence tea. Hot and sweet, like I like my men.
Oh. Hang on. Sweet is optional
I say nothing
I'm amending my order. You please, hot and strong with a hint of sweetness.
OK
Twat
Hehe
I just want tea!! Is it too much to ask?? "Bloody demanding you . OK  | |||
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"By brew do you mean Tea , you'll have to shout down how you like Tea
Yes. Cos I'm miserable. Hence tea. Hot and sweet, like I like my men.
Oh. Hang on. Sweet is optional
I say nothing
I'm amending my order. You please, hot and strong with a hint of sweetness.
OK
Twat
Hehe
I just want tea!! Is it too much to ask??
Bloody demanding you .
OK "I suppose you're going to say you are on the way as well..... and just not come | |||
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"....coming round to make me a brew please? Door is on the latch but I'm upstairs and the kettle etc is downstairs. There are biscuits, cake and chocolate in the cupboard that you should feel free to help yourself to and all I ask is a beverage. I should add that I'm not actually *just* being lazy, my back has twisted funny and I can't get out of bed. Help?
On my way!
Excellent news!
Although I'm starting not to believe anyone is coming, as no one has turned up yet...."I'll be there in like 7 hours | |||
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"....coming round to make me a brew please? Door is on the latch but I'm upstairs and the kettle etc is downstairs. There are biscuits, cake and chocolate in the cupboard that you should feel free to help yourself to and all I ask is a beverage. I should add that I'm not actually *just* being lazy, my back has twisted funny and I can't get out of bed. Help?
On my way!
Excellent news!
Although I'm starting not to believe anyone is coming, as no one has turned up yet....
I'll be there in like 7 hours "Reasonable. I'll be the one in the bed half dead from dehydration. | |||
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"By brew do you mean Tea , you'll have to shout down how you like Tea
Yes. Cos I'm miserable. Hence tea. Hot and sweet, like I like my men.
Oh. Hang on. Sweet is optional
I say nothing
I'm amending my order. You please, hot and strong with a hint of sweetness.
OK
Twat
Hehe
I just want tea!! Is it too much to ask??
Bloody demanding you .
OK
I suppose you're going to say you are on the way as well..... and just not come "I could answer that in so many ways . But I think it's about 5 hours isn't it so be awake around 4 am | |||
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"....coming round to make me a brew please? Door is on the latch but I'm upstairs and the kettle etc is downstairs. There are biscuits, cake and chocolate in the cupboard that you should feel free to help yourself to and all I ask is a beverage. I should add that I'm not actually *just* being lazy, my back has twisted funny and I can't get out of bed. Help?
On my way!
Excellent news!
Although I'm starting not to believe anyone is coming, as no one has turned up yet....
I'll be there in like 7 hours
Reasonable. I'll be the one in the bed half dead from dehydration." Wish I had a private jet | |||
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"By brew do you mean Tea , you'll have to shout down how you like Tea
Yes. Cos I'm miserable. Hence tea. Hot and sweet, like I like my men.
Oh. Hang on. Sweet is optional
I say nothing
I'm amending my order. You please, hot and strong with a hint of sweetness.
OK
Twat
Hehe
I just want tea!! Is it too much to ask??
Bloody demanding you .
OK
I suppose you're going to say you are on the way as well..... and just not come
I could answer that in so many ways . But I think it's about 5 hours isn't it so be awake around 4 am "As I said. Door is open. And I am happy to be woken with a cuppa. Although can I have tea and coffee please? | |||
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"....coming round to make me a brew please? Door is on the latch but I'm upstairs and the kettle etc is downstairs. There are biscuits, cake and chocolate in the cupboard that you should feel free to help yourself to and all I ask is a beverage. I should add that I'm not actually *just* being lazy, my back has twisted funny and I can't get out of bed. Help?
On my way!
Excellent news!
Although I'm starting not to believe anyone is coming, as no one has turned up yet....
I'll be there in like 7 hours
Reasonable. I'll be the one in the bed half dead from dehydration.
Wish I had a private jet"Helicopter would be better.... | |||
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"By brew do you mean Tea , you'll have to shout down how you like Tea
Yes. Cos I'm miserable. Hence tea. Hot and sweet, like I like my men.
Oh. Hang on. Sweet is optional
I say nothing
I'm amending my order. You please, hot and strong with a hint of sweetness.
OK
Twat
Hehe
I just want tea!! Is it too much to ask??
Bloody demanding you .
OK
I suppose you're going to say you are on the way as well..... and just not come
I could answer that in so many ways . But I think it's about 5 hours isn't it so be awake around 4 am
As I said. Door is open. And I am happy to be woken with a cuppa. Although can I have tea and coffee please?"Tea and Coffee ffs , you don't want much do ya ?? | |||
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"....coming round to make me a brew please? Door is on the latch but I'm upstairs and the kettle etc is downstairs. There are biscuits, cake and chocolate in the cupboard that you should feel free to help yourself to and all I ask is a beverage. I should add that I'm not actually *just* being lazy, my back has twisted funny and I can't get out of bed. Help?
On my way!
Excellent news!
Although I'm starting not to believe anyone is coming, as no one has turned up yet....
I'll be there in like 7 hours
Reasonable. I'll be the one in the bed half dead from dehydration.
Wish I had a private jet
Helicopter would be better...."Longer flight but easier to land, indeed. | |||
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"By brew do you mean Tea , you'll have to shout down how you like Tea
Yes. Cos I'm miserable. Hence tea. Hot and sweet, like I like my men.
Oh. Hang on. Sweet is optional
I say nothing
I'm amending my order. You please, hot and strong with a hint of sweetness.
OK
Twat
Hehe
I just want tea!! Is it too much to ask??
Bloody demanding you .
OK
I suppose you're going to say you are on the way as well..... and just not come
I could answer that in so many ways . But I think it's about 5 hours isn't it so be awake around 4 am
As I said. Door is open. And I am happy to be woken with a cuppa. Although can I have tea and coffee please?
Tea and Coffee ffs , you don't want much do ya ?? "Bring Chris Hemsworth too | |||
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"....coming round to make me a brew please? Door is on the latch but I'm upstairs and the kettle etc is downstairs. There are biscuits, cake and chocolate in the cupboard that you should feel free to help yourself to and all I ask is a beverage. I should add that I'm not actually *just* being lazy, my back has twisted funny and I can't get out of bed. Help?
On my way!
Excellent news!
Although I'm starting not to believe anyone is coming, as no one has turned up yet....
I'll be there in like 7 hours
Reasonable. I'll be the one in the bed half dead from dehydration.
Wish I had a private jet
Helicopter would be better....
Longer flight but easier to land, indeed."I'm always thinking of the simple solutions.... | |||
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"By brew do you mean Tea , you'll have to shout down how you like Tea
Yes. Cos I'm miserable. Hence tea. Hot and sweet, like I like my men.
Oh. Hang on. Sweet is optional
I say nothing
I'm amending my order. You please, hot and strong with a hint of sweetness.
OK
Twat
Hehe
I just want tea!! Is it too much to ask??
Bloody demanding you .
OK
I suppose you're going to say you are on the way as well..... and just not come
I could answer that in so many ways . But I think it's about 5 hours isn't it so be awake around 4 am
As I said. Door is open. And I am happy to be woken with a cuppa. Although can I have tea and coffee please?
Tea and Coffee ffs , you don't want much do ya ??
Bring Chris Hemsworth too"Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement | |||
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"....coming round to make me a brew please? Door is on the latch but I'm upstairs and the kettle etc is downstairs. There are biscuits, cake and chocolate in the cupboard that you should feel free to help yourself to and all I ask is a beverage. I should add that I'm not actually *just* being lazy, my back has twisted funny and I can't get out of bed. Help?
On my way!
Excellent news!
Although I'm starting not to believe anyone is coming, as no one has turned up yet....
I'll be there in like 7 hours
Reasonable. I'll be the one in the bed half dead from dehydration.
Wish I had a private jet
Helicopter would be better....
Longer flight but easier to land, indeed.
I'm always thinking of the simple solutions...."Green tea and black coffee? Anything else.... | |||
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"How would you like it served?" Like you are in your profile picture would work | |||
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"By brew do you mean Tea , you'll have to shout down how you like Tea
Yes. Cos I'm miserable. Hence tea. Hot and sweet, like I like my men.
Oh. Hang on. Sweet is optional
I say nothing
I'm amending my order. You please, hot and strong with a hint of sweetness.
OK
Twat
Hehe
I just want tea!! Is it too much to ask??
Bloody demanding you .
OK
I suppose you're going to say you are on the way as well..... and just not come
I could answer that in so many ways . But I think it's about 5 hours isn't it so be awake around 4 am
As I said. Door is open. And I am happy to be woken with a cuppa. Although can I have tea and coffee please?
Tea and Coffee ffs , you don't want much do ya ??
Bring Chris Hemsworth too
Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement "You can watch | |||
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"By brew do you mean Tea , you'll have to shout down how you like Tea
Yes. Cos I'm miserable. Hence tea. Hot and sweet, like I like my men.
Oh. Hang on. Sweet is optional
I say nothing
I'm amending my order. You please, hot and strong with a hint of sweetness.
OK
Twat
Hehe
I just want tea!! Is it too much to ask??
Bloody demanding you .
OK
I suppose you're going to say you are on the way as well..... and just not come
I could answer that in so many ways . But I think it's about 5 hours isn't it so be awake around 4 am
As I said. Door is open. And I am happy to be woken with a cuppa. Although can I have tea and coffee please?
Tea and Coffee ffs , you don't want much do ya ??
Bring Chris Hemsworth too
Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement "Chris Hemsworth's autograph? | |||
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"....coming round to make me a brew please? Door is on the latch but I'm upstairs and the kettle etc is downstairs. There are biscuits, cake and chocolate in the cupboard that you should feel free to help yourself to and all I ask is a beverage. I should add that I'm not actually *just* being lazy, my back has twisted funny and I can't get out of bed. Help?
On my way!
Excellent news!
Although I'm starting not to believe anyone is coming, as no one has turned up yet....
I'll be there in like 7 hours
Reasonable. I'll be the one in the bed half dead from dehydration.
Wish I had a private jet
Helicopter would be better....
Longer flight but easier to land, indeed.
I'm always thinking of the simple solutions....
Green tea and black coffee?
Anything else...."Erm..... white for both please. And my house has a strict no pants policy. | |||
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"By brew do you mean Tea , you'll have to shout down how you like Tea
Yes. Cos I'm miserable. Hence tea. Hot and sweet, like I like my men.
Oh. Hang on. Sweet is optional
I say nothing
I'm amending my order. You please, hot and strong with a hint of sweetness.
OK
Twat
Hehe
I just want tea!! Is it too much to ask??
Bloody demanding you .
OK
I suppose you're going to say you are on the way as well..... and just not come
I could answer that in so many ways . But I think it's about 5 hours isn't it so be awake around 4 am
As I said. Door is open. And I am happy to be woken with a cuppa. Although can I have tea and coffee please?
Tea and Coffee ffs , you don't want much do ya ??
Bring Chris Hemsworth too
Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement
Chris Hemsworth's autograph?"That's a much better answer than I gave! | |||
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"....coming round to make me a brew please? Door is on the latch but I'm upstairs and the kettle etc is downstairs. There are biscuits, cake and chocolate in the cupboard that you should feel free to help yourself to and all I ask is a beverage. I should add that I'm not actually *just* being lazy, my back has twisted funny and I can't get out of bed. Help?
On my way!
Excellent news!
Although I'm starting not to believe anyone is coming, as no one has turned up yet....
I'll be there in like 7 hours
Reasonable. I'll be the one in the bed half dead from dehydration.
Wish I had a private jet
Helicopter would be better....
Longer flight but easier to land, indeed.
I'm always thinking of the simple solutions....
Green tea and black coffee?
Anything else....
Erm..... white for both please.
And my house has a strict no pants policy."Of course for both requests  | |||
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Side note - that hair colour  | |||
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"By brew do you mean Tea , you'll have to shout down how you like Tea
Yes. Cos I'm miserable. Hence tea. Hot and sweet, like I like my men.
Oh. Hang on. Sweet is optional
I say nothing
I'm amending my order. You please, hot and strong with a hint of sweetness.
OK
Twat
Hehe
I just want tea!! Is it too much to ask??
Bloody demanding you .
OK
I suppose you're going to say you are on the way as well..... and just not come
I could answer that in so many ways . But I think it's about 5 hours isn't it so be awake around 4 am
As I said. Door is open. And I am happy to be woken with a cuppa. Although can I have tea and coffee please?
Tea and Coffee ffs , you don't want much do ya ??
Bring Chris Hemsworth too
Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement
You can watch "Thanks . Only you could get away with that comment | |||
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"....coming round to make me a brew please? Door is on the latch but I'm upstairs and the kettle etc is downstairs. There are biscuits, cake and chocolate in the cupboard that you should feel free to help yourself to and all I ask is a beverage. I should add that I'm not actually *just* being lazy, my back has twisted funny and I can't get out of bed. Help?
On my way!
Excellent news!
Although I'm starting not to believe anyone is coming, as no one has turned up yet....
I'll be there in like 7 hours
Reasonable. I'll be the one in the bed half dead from dehydration.
Wish I had a private jet
Helicopter would be better....
Longer flight but easier to land, indeed.
I'm always thinking of the simple solutions....
Green tea and black coffee?
Anything else....
Erm..... white for both please.
And my house has a strict no pants policy.
Of course for both requests "Why thank you | |||
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"By brew do you mean Tea , you'll have to shout down how you like Tea
Yes. Cos I'm miserable. Hence tea. Hot and sweet, like I like my men.
Oh. Hang on. Sweet is optional
I say nothing
I'm amending my order. You please, hot and strong with a hint of sweetness.
OK
Twat
Hehe
I just want tea!! Is it too much to ask??
Bloody demanding you .
OK
I suppose you're going to say you are on the way as well..... and just not come
I could answer that in so many ways . But I think it's about 5 hours isn't it so be awake around 4 am
As I said. Door is open. And I am happy to be woken with a cuppa. Although can I have tea and coffee please?
Tea and Coffee ffs , you don't want much do ya ??
Bring Chris Hemsworth too
Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement
Chris Hemsworth's autograph?
That's a much better answer than I gave! "I didn't mean to beat your answer, sorry | |||
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"Awww I'm sending hair strokes as well. Soon I'll be closer
Side note - that hair colour "Yay!!! And thank you | |||
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"By brew do you mean Tea , you'll have to shout down how you like Tea
Yes. Cos I'm miserable. Hence tea. Hot and sweet, like I like my men.
Oh. Hang on. Sweet is optional
I say nothing
I'm amending my order. You please, hot and strong with a hint of sweetness.
OK
Twat
Hehe
I just want tea!! Is it too much to ask??
Bloody demanding you .
OK
I suppose you're going to say you are on the way as well..... and just not come
I could answer that in so many ways . But I think it's about 5 hours isn't it so be awake around 4 am
As I said. Door is open. And I am happy to be woken with a cuppa. Although can I have tea and coffee please?
Tea and Coffee ffs , you don't want much do ya ??
Bring Chris Hemsworth too
Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement
You can watch
Thanks . Only you could get away with that comment "You can film too if you like | |||
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"By brew do you mean Tea , you'll have to shout down how you like Tea
Yes. Cos I'm miserable. Hence tea. Hot and sweet, like I like my men.
Oh. Hang on. Sweet is optional
I say nothing
I'm amending my order. You please, hot and strong with a hint of sweetness.
OK
Twat
Hehe
I just want tea!! Is it too much to ask??
Bloody demanding you .
OK
I suppose you're going to say you are on the way as well..... and just not come
I could answer that in so many ways . But I think it's about 5 hours isn't it so be awake around 4 am
As I said. Door is open. And I am happy to be woken with a cuppa. Although can I have tea and coffee please?
Tea and Coffee ffs , you don't want much do ya ??
Bring Chris Hemsworth too
Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement
Chris Hemsworth's autograph?"If he was at Poshes gaffe I doubt she'd give him time to be fair | |||
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"By brew do you mean Tea , you'll have to shout down how you like Tea
Yes. Cos I'm miserable. Hence tea. Hot and sweet, like I like my men.
Oh. Hang on. Sweet is optional
I say nothing
I'm amending my order. You please, hot and strong with a hint of sweetness.
OK
Twat
Hehe
I just want tea!! Is it too much to ask??
Bloody demanding you .
OK
I suppose you're going to say you are on the way as well..... and just not come
I could answer that in so many ways . But I think it's about 5 hours isn't it so be awake around 4 am
As I said. Door is open. And I am happy to be woken with a cuppa. Although can I have tea and coffee please?
Tea and Coffee ffs , you don't want much do ya ??
Bring Chris Hemsworth too
Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement
Chris Hemsworth's autograph?
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"By brew do you mean Tea , you'll have to shout down how you like Tea
Yes. Cos I'm miserable. Hence tea. Hot and sweet, like I like my men.
Oh. Hang on. Sweet is optional
I say nothing
I'm amending my order. You please, hot and strong with a hint of sweetness.
OK
Twat
Hehe
I just want tea!! Is it too much to ask??
Bloody demanding you .
OK
I suppose you're going to say you are on the way as well..... and just not come
I could answer that in so many ways . But I think it's about 5 hours isn't it so be awake around 4 am
As I said. Door is open. And I am happy to be woken with a cuppa. Although can I have tea and coffee please?
Tea and Coffee ffs , you don't want much do ya ??
Bring Chris Hemsworth too
Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement
Chris Hemsworth's autograph?
If he was at Poshes gaffe I doubt she'd give him time to be fair
Oi..... I'm sure even the Hemsworth needs time to recharge."He would yes . That doesn't mean you'll let him though | |||
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You too."
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"By brew do you mean Tea , you'll have to shout down how you like Tea
Yes. Cos I'm miserable. Hence tea. Hot and sweet, like I like my men.
Oh. Hang on. Sweet is optional
I say nothing
I'm amending my order. You please, hot and strong with a hint of sweetness.
OK
Twat
Hehe
I just want tea!! Is it too much to ask??
Bloody demanding you .
OK
I suppose you're going to say you are on the way as well..... and just not come
I could answer that in so many ways . But I think it's about 5 hours isn't it so be awake around 4 am
As I said. Door is open. And I am happy to be woken with a cuppa. Although can I have tea and coffee please?
Tea and Coffee ffs , you don't want much do ya ??
Bring Chris Hemsworth too
Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement
Chris Hemsworth's autograph?
If he was at Poshes gaffe I doubt she'd give him time to be fair
Oi..... I'm sure even the Hemsworth needs time to recharge.
He would yes . That doesn't mean you'll let him though "Ahem. I think you'll find I'm good like that. 78 seconds recharge time should be enough. | |||
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"By brew do you mean Tea , you'll have to shout down how you like Tea
Yes. Cos I'm miserable. Hence tea. Hot and sweet, like I like my men.
Oh. Hang on. Sweet is optional
I say nothing
I'm amending my order. You please, hot and strong with a hint of sweetness.
OK
Twat
Hehe
I just want tea!! Is it too much to ask??
Bloody demanding you .
OK
I suppose you're going to say you are on the way as well..... and just not come
I could answer that in so many ways . But I think it's about 5 hours isn't it so be awake around 4 am
As I said. Door is open. And I am happy to be woken with a cuppa. Although can I have tea and coffee please?
Tea and Coffee ffs , you don't want much do ya ??
Bring Chris Hemsworth too
Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement
Chris Hemsworth's autograph?
If he was at Poshes gaffe I doubt she'd give him time to be fair
Oi..... I'm sure even the Hemsworth needs time to recharge.
He would yes . That doesn't mean you'll let him though
Ahem.
I think you'll find I'm good like that.
78 seconds recharge time should be enough."Once again , I say nothing | |||
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" Bring Chris Hemsworth too Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement
Chris Hemsworth's autograph?
If he was at Poshes gaffe I doubt she'd give him time to be fair
Oi..... I'm sure even the Hemsworth needs time to recharge.
He would yes . That doesn't mean you'll let him though
Ahem.
I think you'll find I'm good like that.
78 seconds recharge time should be enough.
Once again , I say nothing "Chicken | |||
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" Bring Chris Hemsworth too Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement
Chris Hemsworth's autograph?
If he was at Poshes gaffe I doubt she'd give him time to be fair
Oi..... I'm sure even the Hemsworth needs time to recharge.
He would yes . That doesn't mean you'll let him though
Ahem.
I think you'll find I'm good like that.
78 seconds recharge time should be enough.
Once again , I say nothing
Chicken "No , just a cock | |||
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" Bring Chris Hemsworth too Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement
Chris Hemsworth's autograph?
If he was at Poshes gaffe I doubt she'd give him time to be fair
Oi..... I'm sure even the Hemsworth needs time to recharge.
He would yes . That doesn't mean you'll let him though
Ahem.
I think you'll find I'm good like that.
78 seconds recharge time should be enough.
Once again , I say nothing
Chicken
No , just a cock "I'm saying nothing | |||
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" Bring Chris Hemsworth too Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement
Chris Hemsworth's autograph?
If he was at Poshes gaffe I doubt she'd give him time to be fair
Oi..... I'm sure even the Hemsworth needs time to recharge.
He would yes . That doesn't mean you'll let him though
Ahem.
I think you'll find I'm good like that.
78 seconds recharge time should be enough.
Once again , I say nothing
Chicken
No , just a cock
I'm saying nothing " | |||
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" Bring Chris Hemsworth too Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement
Chris Hemsworth's autograph?
If he was at Poshes gaffe I doubt she'd give him time to be fair
Oi..... I'm sure even the Hemsworth needs time to recharge.
He would yes . That doesn't mean you'll let him though
Ahem.
I think you'll find I'm good like that.
78 seconds recharge time should be enough.
Once again , I say nothing
Chicken
No , just a cock
I'm saying nothing
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" Bring Chris Hemsworth too Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement
Chris Hemsworth's autograph?
If he was at Poshes gaffe I doubt she'd give him time to be fair
Oi..... I'm sure even the Hemsworth needs time to recharge.
He would yes . That doesn't mean you'll let him though
Ahem.
I think you'll find I'm good like that.
78 seconds recharge time should be enough.
Once again , I say nothing
Chicken
No , just a cock
I'm saying nothing
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" Bring Chris Hemsworth too Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement
Chris Hemsworth's autograph?
If he was at Poshes gaffe I doubt she'd give him time to be fair
Oi..... I'm sure even the Hemsworth needs time to recharge.
He would yes . That doesn't mean you'll let him though
Ahem.
I think you'll find I'm good like that.
78 seconds recharge time should be enough.
Once again , I say nothing
Chicken
No , just a cock
I'm saying nothing
What would you like for breakfast?"Eggs over easy please | |||
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" Bring Chris Hemsworth too Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement
Chris Hemsworth's autograph?
If he was at Poshes gaffe I doubt she'd give him time to be fair
Oi..... I'm sure even the Hemsworth needs time to recharge.
He would yes . That doesn't mean you'll let him though
Ahem.
I think you'll find I'm good like that.
78 seconds recharge time should be enough.
Once again , I say nothing
Chicken
No , just a cock
I'm saying nothing
What would you like for breakfast?
Eggs over easy please "That would be six eggs omelette! | |||
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" Bring Chris Hemsworth too Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement
Chris Hemsworth's autograph?
If he was at Poshes gaffe I doubt she'd give him time to be fair
Oi..... I'm sure even the Hemsworth needs time to recharge.
He would yes . That doesn't mean you'll let him though
Ahem.
I think you'll find I'm good like that.
78 seconds recharge time should be enough.
Once again , I say nothing
Chicken
No , just a cock
I'm saying nothing
What would you like for breakfast?
Eggs over easy please
That would be six eggs omelette!" noooo..... fried n flipped but still runny! | |||
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" Bring Chris Hemsworth too Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement
Chris Hemsworth's autograph?
If he was at Poshes gaffe I doubt she'd give him time to be fair
Oi..... I'm sure even the Hemsworth needs time to recharge.
He would yes . That doesn't mean you'll let him though
Ahem.
I think you'll find I'm good like that.
78 seconds recharge time should be enough.
Once again , I say nothing
Chicken
No , just a cock
I'm saying nothing
What would you like for breakfast?
Eggs over easy please
That would be six eggs omelette!
noooo..... fried n flipped but still runny!"We need to ask Grumpy aswell | |||
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" Bring Chris Hemsworth too Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement
Chris Hemsworth's autograph?
If he was at Poshes gaffe I doubt she'd give him time to be fair
Oi..... I'm sure even the Hemsworth needs time to recharge.
He would yes . That doesn't mean you'll let him though
Ahem.
I think you'll find I'm good like that.
78 seconds recharge time should be enough.
Once again , I say nothing
Chicken
No , just a cock
I'm saying nothing
What would you like for breakfast?
Eggs over easy please
That would be six eggs omelette!
noooo..... fried n flipped but still runny!
We need to ask Grumpy aswell "I'm on it.... OI..... FUCKNUGGET..... Breakfast? | |||
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" Bring Chris Hemsworth too Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement
Chris Hemsworth's autograph?
If he was at Poshes gaffe I doubt she'd give him time to be fair
Oi..... I'm sure even the Hemsworth needs time to recharge.
He would yes . That doesn't mean you'll let him though
Ahem.
I think you'll find I'm good like that.
78 seconds recharge time should be enough.
Once again , I say nothing
Chicken
No , just a cock
I'm saying nothing
What would you like for breakfast?
Eggs over easy please
That would be six eggs omelette!
noooo..... fried n flipped but still runny!
We need to ask Grumpy aswell
I'm on it....
OI..... FUCKNUGGET.....
Breakfast?" | |||
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" Bring Chris Hemsworth too Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement
Chris Hemsworth's autograph?
If he was at Poshes gaffe I doubt she'd give him time to be fair
Oi..... I'm sure even the Hemsworth needs time to recharge.
He would yes . That doesn't mean you'll let him though
Ahem.
I think you'll find I'm good like that.
78 seconds recharge time should be enough.
Once again , I say nothing
Chicken
No , just a cock
I'm saying nothing
What would you like for breakfast?
Eggs over easy please
That would be six eggs omelette!
noooo..... fried n flipped but still runny!
We need to ask Grumpy aswell
I'm on it....
OI..... FUCKNUGGET.....
Breakfast?
"He's not listening. | |||
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" Bring Chris Hemsworth too Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement
Chris Hemsworth's autograph?
If he was at Poshes gaffe I doubt she'd give him time to be fair
Oi..... I'm sure even the Hemsworth needs time to recharge.
He would yes . That doesn't mean you'll let him though
Ahem.
I think you'll find I'm good like that.
78 seconds recharge time should be enough.
Once again , I say nothing
Chicken
No , just a cock
I'm saying nothing
What would you like for breakfast?
Eggs over easy please
That would be six eggs omelette!
noooo..... fried n flipped but still runny!
We need to ask Grumpy aswell
I'm on it....
OI..... FUCKNUGGET.....
Breakfast?
He's not listening."He's not staying for breakfast then! | |||
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" Bring Chris Hemsworth too Erm.. OK... And what do I get out of this arrangement
Chris Hemsworth's autograph?
If he was at Poshes gaffe I doubt she'd give him time to be fair
Oi..... I'm sure even the Hemsworth needs time to recharge.
He would yes . That doesn't mean you'll let him though
Ahem.
I think you'll find I'm good like that.
78 seconds recharge time should be enough.
Once again , I say nothing
Chicken
No , just a cock
I'm saying nothing
What would you like for breakfast?
Eggs over easy please
That would be six eggs omelette!
noooo..... fried n flipped but still runny!
We need to ask Grumpy aswell
I'm on it....
OI..... FUCKNUGGET.....
Breakfast?
He's not listening.
He's not staying for breakfast then!"He will be gutted. He likes food. | |||
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I'll find a butler "I fell asleep so sadly couldn't attend , I'm putting my uniform in now | |||
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"Breakfast in bed Madame?
I'll find a butler
I fell asleep so sadly couldn't attend , I'm putting my uniform in now "Great. I'll organise shifts. | |||
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"Breakfast in bed Madame?
I'll find a butler "A buff one..... in the buff please | |||
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"Breakfast in bed Madame?
I'll find a butler
I fell asleep so sadly couldn't attend , I'm putting my uniform in now "You're sacked for tardiness | |||
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"How do you know when you've been burgled by a gay man? The furniture is rearranged and there's a quiche in the oven. But would he have made me tea? He'd probably make your dinner as well, if you gave him a bj. "Not sure a gay man would want a bj from me but I'd give it a go | |||
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"One hump or two Er lump of sugar
Yes please. I'll take the humping."Hallelujah | |||
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"One hump or two Er lump of sugar
Yes please. I'll take the humping.
Hallelujah "Woo hoo! You realised I'm an angel! | |||
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"GOOD MORNING POSH. KETTLE’S ON. SUGAR AND MILK? WHAT’S THAT? RIGHT, BE UP SOON. I waited..... you're still not here.... "What??? It’s there, on your bedside table. I suppose you’re going to say you don’t even recall I ran the bath for you. Has that gone cold as well??
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"GOOD MORNING POSH. KETTLE’S ON. SUGAR AND MILK? WHAT’S THAT? RIGHT, BE UP SOON. I waited..... you're still not here....
What??? It’s there, on your bedside table. I suppose you’re going to say you don’t even recall I ran the bath for you. Has that gone cold as well??
Just how powerfull are these meds??? "Bath? What bath? I missed a bath AND a brew? You'll have to come back again. (They're pretty strong) | |||
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"One hump or two Er lump of sugar
Yes please. I'll take the humping.
Hallelujah
Woo hoo! You realised I'm an angel! "How can you not be with that smile? | |||
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"GOOD MORNING POSH. KETTLE’S ON. SUGAR AND MILK? WHAT’S THAT? RIGHT, BE UP SOON. I waited..... you're still not here....
What??? It’s there, on your bedside table. I suppose you’re going to say you don’t even recall I ran the bath for you. Has that gone cold as well??
Just how powerfull are these meds???
Bath? What bath? I missed a bath AND a brew?
You'll have to come back again.
(They're pretty strong)"Bloody love that pic lady!! | |||
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"One hump or two Er lump of sugar
Yes please. I'll take the humping.
Hallelujah
Woo hoo! You realised I'm an angel!
How can you not be with that smile? "This is what I keep telling them! Also.... totally blushing now | |||
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"GOOD MORNING POSH. KETTLE’S ON. SUGAR AND MILK? WHAT’S THAT? RIGHT, BE UP SOON. I waited..... you're still not here....
What??? It’s there, on your bedside table. I suppose you’re going to say you don’t even recall I ran the bath for you. Has that gone cold as well??
Just how powerfull are these meds???
Bath? What bath? I missed a bath AND a brew?
You'll have to come back again.
(They're pretty strong)
Bloody love that pic lady!!"Aww Nora.... thanks | |||
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"....coming round to make me a brew please? Door is on the latch but I'm upstairs and the kettle etc is downstairs. There are biscuits, cake and chocolate in the cupboard that you should feel free to help yourself to and all I ask is a beverage. I should add that I'm not actually *just* being lazy, my back has twisted funny and I can't get out of bed. Help? "Lol epic if I was closer I would love to make you a cuppa lol | |||
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"....coming round to make me a brew please? Door is on the latch but I'm upstairs and the kettle etc is downstairs. There are biscuits, cake and chocolate in the cupboard that you should feel free to help yourself to and all I ask is a beverage. I should add that I'm not actually *just* being lazy, my back has twisted funny and I can't get out of bed. Help? "I would get there but not for altruistic reasons, it would be purely for my sexual gratification. I would pretend to show concern and even make the fucking tea while appearing sympathetic. However, I’m not a beast, so if you are incapacitated and unable to willingly get on all fours then you are no good for me. So, given the distance, I’m not coming. | |||
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"....coming round to make me a brew please? Door is on the latch but I'm upstairs and the kettle etc is downstairs. There are biscuits, cake and chocolate in the cupboard that you should feel free to help yourself to and all I ask is a beverage. I should add that I'm not actually *just* being lazy, my back has twisted funny and I can't get out of bed. Help?
Lol epic if I was closer I would love to make you a cuppa lol"Distance is no excuse! Dancer is coming from Scotland..... if you leave now you'll get here before she does | |||
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"....coming round to make me a brew please? Door is on the latch but I'm upstairs and the kettle etc is downstairs. There are biscuits, cake and chocolate in the cupboard that you should feel free to help yourself to and all I ask is a beverage. I should add that I'm not actually *just* being lazy, my back has twisted funny and I can't get out of bed. Help?
I would get there but not for altruistic reasons, it would be purely for my sexual gratification. I would pretend to show concern and even make the fucking tea while appearing sympathetic. However, I’m not a beast, so if you are incapacitated and unable to willingly get on all fours then you are no good for me. So, given the distance, I’m not coming."I like your honesty. Sadly though, given you're not coming, you won't find out that actually all fours is the most comfortable position for me to be in when my back is dodgy, so I have in fact been face down, arse up all night..... | |||
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"One hump or two Er lump of sugar
Yes please. I'll take the humping.
Hallelujah
Woo hoo! You realised I'm an angel!
How can you not be with that smile?
This is what I keep telling them!
Also.... totally blushing now "Oops, pop your head on my chest and no one will see | |||
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"Does anybody fancy ............ You Yes me
Aww Fiddles. Knew I could rely on you
How do you like your toast buttering, do you like it barely touched with it gently caressed or dripping in the hot gloopy stuff. "How did you even manage to make toast sound like soft porn? You have skills Mr | |||
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"One hump or two Er lump of sugar
Yes please. I'll take the humping.
Hallelujah
Woo hoo! You realised I'm an angel!
How can you not be with that smile?
This is what I keep telling them!
Also.... totally blushing now
Oops, pop your head on my chest and no one will see "Ok
Such a gent. | |||
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"Does anybody fancy ............ You Yes me
Aww Fiddles. Knew I could rely on you
How do you like your toast buttering, do you like it barely touched with it gently caressed or dripping in the hot gloopy stuff.
How did you even manage to make toast sound like soft porn?
You have skills Mr "Have you not seen It Happened in the Pantry. It’s a classic | |||
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"Does anybody fancy ............ You Yes me
Aww Fiddles. Knew I could rely on you
How do you like your toast buttering, do you like it barely touched with it gently caressed or dripping in the hot gloopy stuff.
How did you even manage to make toast sound like soft porn?
You have skills Mr
Have you not seen
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"Good morning NSP. Unfortunately I fell asleep and crashed my helicopter somewhere in Wales
I hope you feel better "Morning..... I thought I saw a fireball over the Channel. Hope you're ok and made it out relatively unscathed. As you're already in Wales it shouldn't take too long to walk/swim here now though | |||
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"Wish my teporter was working I would have love to then give you a nice back massage then run around doing all the house work in a maids out fit then to top it off a good cuddle as I tell you your wonderful and beautiful Yes please. You do need to get the teleporter fixed you know...." It will be for soon geting closer to being fix beautiful x | |||
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"Wish my teporter was working I would have love to then give you a nice back massage then run around doing all the house work in a maids out fit then to top it off a good cuddle as I tell you your wonderful and beautiful Yes please. You do need to get the teleporter fixed you know.... It will be for soon geting closer to being fix beautiful x" Yay! | |||
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"Good morning NSP. Unfortunately I fell asleep and crashed my helicopter somewhere in Wales
I hope you feel better
Morning..... I thought I saw a fireball over the Channel. Hope you're ok and made it out relatively unscathed. As you're already in Wales it shouldn't take too long to walk/swim here now though "I'm okay, thanks. Broken legs but I can crawl | |||
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"Good morning NSP. Unfortunately I fell asleep and crashed my helicopter somewhere in Wales
I hope you feel better
Morning..... I thought I saw a fireball over the Channel. Hope you're ok and made it out relatively unscathed. As you're already in Wales it shouldn't take too long to walk/swim here now though
I'm okay, thanks. Broken legs but I can crawl "That's the spirit! I'm not completely heartless. I've still left the door open. | |||
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"Good morning NSP. Unfortunately I fell asleep and crashed my helicopter somewhere in Wales
I hope you feel better
Morning..... I thought I saw a fireball over the Channel. Hope you're ok and made it out relatively unscathed. As you're already in Wales it shouldn't take too long to walk/swim here now though
I'm okay, thanks. Broken legs but I can crawl
That's the spirit!
I'm not completely heartless. I've still left the door open." | |||
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"Does anybody fancy ............ You Yes me
Aww Fiddles. Knew I could rely on you
How do you like your toast buttering, do you like it barely touched with it gently caressed or dripping in the hot gloopy stuff.
How did you even manage to make toast sound like soft porn?
You have skills Mr
Have you not seen
It Happened in the Pantry. It’s a classic
We should watch it together "We should remake it together | |||
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"Good morning NSP. Unfortunately I fell asleep and crashed my helicopter somewhere in Wales
I hope you feel better
Morning..... I thought I saw a fireball over the Channel. Hope you're ok and made it out relatively unscathed. As you're already in Wales it shouldn't take too long to walk/swim here now though
I'm okay, thanks. Broken legs but I can crawl
That's the spirit!
I'm not completely heartless. I've still left the door open.
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"Does anybody fancy ............ You Yes me
Aww Fiddles. Knew I could rely on you
How do you like your toast buttering, do you like it barely touched with it gently caressed or dripping in the hot gloopy stuff.
How did you even manage to make toast sound like soft porn?
You have skills Mr
Have you not seen
It Happened in the Pantry. It’s a classic
We should watch it together
We should remake it together "I'm game | |||
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"....coming round to make me a brew please? Door is on the latch but I'm upstairs and the kettle etc is downstairs. There are biscuits, cake and chocolate in the cupboard that you should feel free to help yourself to and all I ask is a beverage. I should add that I'm not actually *just* being lazy, my back has twisted funny and I can't get out of bed. Help? "I'll two in mine plz Posh, never mind the back and not being able to get up | |||
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"....coming round to make me a brew please? Door is on the latch but I'm upstairs and the kettle etc is downstairs. There are biscuits, cake and chocolate in the cupboard that you should feel free to help yourself to and all I ask is a beverage. I should add that I'm not actually *just* being lazy, my back has twisted funny and I can't get out of bed. Help?
I'll two in mine plz Posh, never mind the back and not being able to get up "Have* | |||
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"....coming round to make me a brew please? Door is on the latch but I'm upstairs and the kettle etc is downstairs. There are biscuits, cake and chocolate in the cupboard that you should feel free to help yourself to and all I ask is a beverage. I should add that I'm not actually *just* being lazy, my back has twisted funny and I can't get out of bed. Help?
I'll two in mine plz Posh, never mind the back and not being able to get up "You totally missed the part where I've been on all fours all night because it's most comfortable, didn't you.... | |||
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"You absolutely know I would if I could, but I can't "See, this is just making excuses. Full hazmat suit would mean you were still isolated! | |||
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"NSP - shall i come round and make you breakfast this morning? " Yes please. And coffee? | |||
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"Does anybody fancy ............ You Yes me
Aww Fiddles. Knew I could rely on you
How do you like your toast buttering, do you like it barely touched with it gently caressed or dripping in the hot gloopy stuff.
How did you even manage to make toast sound like soft porn?
You have skills Mr
Have you not seen
It Happened in the Pantry. It’s a classic
We should watch it together
We should remake it together
I'm game "Scene 1 Camera pans round to find me kneading the biggest dumplings you can imagine. The maid is tasting the sausage making sure it’s hot enough. | |||
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"NSP - shall i come round and make you breakfast this morning? Yes please. And coffee? "Blimey. Still needy then? OK, but I'll have to put a peg on my nose as I can't stand the smell of coffee. Bacon & egg rolls OK? | |||
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"GOOD MORNING POSH. KETTLE’S ON. SUGAR AND MILK? WHAT’S THAT? RIGHT, BE UP SOON. I waited..... you're still not here....
What??? It’s there, on your bedside table. I suppose you’re going to say you don’t even recall I ran the bath for you. Has that gone cold as well??
Just how powerfull are these meds???
Bath? What bath? I missed a bath AND a brew?
You'll have to come back again.
(They're pretty strong)"WHAT’S THAT? YES, I’M IN THE BATH. I DIDN’T WANT TO WASTE IT WHILST YOU WERE WASTED ON THOSE MEDS. HAS ANTONE BROUGHT OUR TEA AND MY BISCUITS YET? | |||
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"Does anybody fancy ............ You Yes me
Aww Fiddles. Knew I could rely on you
How do you like your toast buttering, do you like it barely touched with it gently caressed or dripping in the hot gloopy stuff.
How did you even manage to make toast sound like soft porn?
You have skills Mr
Have you not seen
It Happened in the Pantry. It’s a classic
We should watch it together
We should remake it together
I'm game
Scene 1
Camera pans round to find me kneading the biggest dumplings you can imagine.
The maid is tasting the sausage making sure it’s hot enough. "You never told me you were a screenwriter! What part do I have? | |||
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"NSP - shall i come round and make you breakfast this morning? Yes please. And coffee?
Blimey. Still needy then?
OK, but I'll have to put a peg on my nose as I can't stand the smell of coffee.
Bacon & egg rolls OK? "You're a true saint. Especially as you can't stand the smell of coffee. | |||
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"GOOD MORNING POSH. KETTLE’S ON. SUGAR AND MILK? WHAT’S THAT? RIGHT, BE UP SOON. I waited..... you're still not here....
What??? It’s there, on your bedside table. I suppose you’re going to say you don’t even recall I ran the bath for you. Has that gone cold as well??
Just how powerfull are these meds???
Bath? What bath? I missed a bath AND a brew?
You'll have to come back again.
(They're pretty strong)
WHAT’S THAT? YES, I’M IN THE BATH. I DIDN’T WANT TO WASTE IT WHILST YOU WERE WASTED ON THOSE MEDS.
HAS ANTONE BROUGHT OUR TEA AND MY BISCUITS YET?"Not yet..... and ffs. Sexy naked man in my bath and I'm on all fours in bed. There is something wrong here. | |||
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"Does anybody fancy ............ You Yes me
Aww Fiddles. Knew I could rely on you
How do you like your toast buttering, do you like it barely touched with it gently caressed or dripping in the hot gloopy stuff.
How did you even manage to make toast sound like soft porn?
You have skills Mr
Have you not seen
It Happened in the Pantry. It’s a classic
We should watch it together
We should remake it together
I'm game
Scene 1
Camera pans round to find me kneading the biggest dumplings you can imagine.
The maid is tasting the sausage making sure it’s hot enough.
You never told me you were a screenwriter!
What part do I have? "You are lady of the house who gets a real good seeing to by the handsome butler played by me. | |||
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"....coming round to make me a brew please? Door is on the latch but I'm upstairs and the kettle etc is downstairs. There are biscuits, cake and chocolate in the cupboard that you should feel free to help yourself to and all I ask is a beverage. I should add that I'm not actually *just* being lazy, my back has twisted funny and I can't get out of bed. Help?
I'll two in mine plz Posh, never mind the back and not being able to get up
You totally missed the part where I've been on all fours all night because it's most comfortable, didn't you.... "I.missed all of it to honest Posh got to brew then, commented, you like carpet burns on your knees tho | |||
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"Does anybody fancy ............ You Yes me
Aww Fiddles. Knew I could rely on you
How do you like your toast buttering, do you like it barely touched with it gently caressed or dripping in the hot gloopy stuff.
How did you even manage to make toast sound like soft porn?
You have skills Mr
Have you not seen
It Happened in the Pantry. It’s a classic
We should watch it together
We should remake it together
I'm game
Scene 1
Camera pans round to find me kneading the biggest dumplings you can imagine.
The maid is tasting the sausage making sure it’s hot enough.
You never told me you were a screenwriter!
What part do I have?
You are lady of the house who gets a real good seeing to by the handsome butler played by me. "I can do that! | |||
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"NSP - shall i come round and make you breakfast this morning? Yes please. And coffee?
Blimey. Still needy then?
OK, but I'll have to put a peg on my nose as I can't stand the smell of coffee.
Bacon & egg rolls OK?
You're a true saint. Especially as you can't stand the smell of coffee."I know. | |||
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"....coming round to make me a brew please? Door is on the latch but I'm upstairs and the kettle etc is downstairs. There are biscuits, cake and chocolate in the cupboard that you should feel free to help yourself to and all I ask is a beverage. I should add that I'm not actually *just* being lazy, my back has twisted funny and I can't get out of bed. Help?
I'll two in mine plz Posh, never mind the back and not being able to get up
You totally missed the part where I've been on all fours all night because it's most comfortable, didn't you....
I.missed all of it to honest Posh got to brew then, commented, you like carpet burns on your knees tho "I'm not on the floor this time.... I'm in bed! | |||
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"NSP - shall i come round and make you breakfast this morning? Yes please. And coffee?
Blimey. Still needy then?
OK, but I'll have to put a peg on my nose as I can't stand the smell of coffee.
Bacon & egg rolls OK?
You're a true saint. Especially as you can't stand the smell of coffee.
I know. "Bet you still have at least one horn hidden there though. | |||
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"Does anybody fancy ............ You Yes me
Aww Fiddles. Knew I could rely on you
How do you like your toast buttering, do you like it barely touched with it gently caressed or dripping in the hot gloopy stuff.
How did you even manage to make toast sound like soft porn?
You have skills Mr
Have you not seen
It Happened in the Pantry. It’s a classic
We should watch it together
We should remake it together
I'm game
Scene 1
Camera pans round to find me kneading the biggest dumplings you can imagine.
The maid is tasting the sausage making sure it’s hot enough.
You never told me you were a screenwriter!
What part do I have?
You are lady of the house who gets a real good seeing to by the handsome butler played by me.
I can do that!"“Action” | |||
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"Does anybody fancy ............ You Yes me
Aww Fiddles. Knew I could rely on you
How do you like your toast buttering, do you like it barely touched with it gently caressed or dripping in the hot gloopy stuff.
How did you even manage to make toast sound like soft porn?
You have skills Mr
Have you not seen
It Happened in the Pantry. It’s a classic
We should watch it together
We should remake it together
I'm game
Scene 1
Camera pans round to find me kneading the biggest dumplings you can imagine.
The maid is tasting the sausage making sure it’s hot enough.
You never told me you were a screenwriter!
What part do I have?
You are lady of the house who gets a real good seeing to by the handsome butler played by me.
I can do that!
“Action” "There will be plenty of that | |||
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"NSP - shall i come round and make you breakfast this morning? Yes please. And coffee?
Blimey. Still needy then?
OK, but I'll have to put a peg on my nose as I can't stand the smell of coffee.
Bacon & egg rolls OK?
You're a true saint. Especially as you can't stand the smell of coffee.
I know.
Bet you still have at least one horn hidden there though."One????? I've got so many saved up - god help the first lady I get to meet. | |||
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"NSP - shall i come round and make you breakfast this morning? Yes please. And coffee?
Blimey. Still needy then?
OK, but I'll have to put a peg on my nose as I can't stand the smell of coffee.
Bacon & egg rolls OK?
You're a true saint. Especially as you can't stand the smell of coffee.
I know.
Bet you still have at least one horn hidden there though.
One?????
I've got so many saved up - god help the first lady I get to meet. "
Sounds alarming.... | |||
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"NSP - shall i come round and make you breakfast this morning? Yes please. And coffee?
Blimey. Still needy then?
OK, but I'll have to put a peg on my nose as I can't stand the smell of coffee.
Bacon & egg rolls OK?
You're a true saint. Especially as you can't stand the smell of coffee.
I know.
Bet you still have at least one horn hidden there though.
One?????
I've got so many saved up - god help the first lady I get to meet.
Sounds alarming...."It may have to be a 'no holds barred' meet. | |||
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"NSP - shall i come round and make you breakfast this morning? Yes please. And coffee?
Blimey. Still needy then?
OK, but I'll have to put a peg on my nose as I can't stand the smell of coffee.
Bacon & egg rolls OK?
You're a true saint. Especially as you can't stand the smell of coffee.
I know.
Bet you still have at least one horn hidden there though.
One?????
I've got so many saved up - god help the first lady I get to meet.
Sounds alarming....
It may have to be a 'no holds barred' meet. "Holding on a meet is very important. | |||
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