FabSwingers.com forum: Zombie Apocalypse

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can you survive one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a plan?

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Bed waiting

Yes, I've walked through Luton.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a heart beat been preping for years lol

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Feels like we're already fucking in one most of the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely, no chance they will come up north

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love a zombie apocalypse it would have been more fun than this covid shit anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a bug out bag and everything lol

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"Yes, I've walked through Luton.

I live in Devon, bit like going to the supermarket really

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By *r.CuddlesMan
over a year ago

Cuddleton ;-)

I have seen many many zombie movies included zombie land so yeah stick with me if you want to live

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Certainly not. I'd be the one running with the group who trips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive read wwz, so im ready

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Fuck yeah. I have a plan and a mossberg.

To be honest if it gets me out of work I’m all for it.

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

Yeah possibly could

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

Yes, I have collected all of my old records from my Dad's attic and now feel fully protected and ready for anything

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By *lovisMan
over a year ago

Twickenham

Can zombies swim ?

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Buy an antique suit of armour with roller skates and you’ll be fine.

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Got so much tinned food so yes.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Manchester Piccadilly Gardens - survived!

I'm good for anything the world can chuck my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, I have a portal gun.

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By *heel markMan
over a year ago

beside the sea

"Can zombies swim ?"

They can't on Call of Duty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like to say yes, but I don’t think it’d be for long.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nora front of the queue no fucker is coming near.

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By *ourNextAddictionMan
over a year ago

Somerset

Yeah be sound

I’ll buy a boat & live off the sea - shipwrecked style!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

With a 12 gauge and sufficient ammo, yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I can survive a brum ghetto Zombies are nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's already started! but I pretty sure we're all safe... Apparently they prefer queueing outside Primark to eating your flesh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope.

Cant run for shit.

Legs are problematic and I am slow as hell.

Best bet would be to find a bunker and hope the rest of the world sorted it before I starved to death

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course all you need to do is..

Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phillip (sorry phillip) grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Certainly not. I'd be the one running with the group who trips. "

I'd be the fat one who ran out of breath after 100 yards, so you'd be safe.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"With a 12 gauge and sufficient ammo, yes

I've opted for a scythe, to do some decapitation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope.

Cant run for shit.

Legs are problematic and I am slow as hell.

Best bet would be to find a bunker and hope the rest of the world sorted it before I starved to death

I think they're like alligators - run following a zig-zag path - on the straight they're faster than a small dog, but if you keep changing direction, they're not so clever and you may have a chance!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Of course all you need to do is..

Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phillip (sorry phillip) grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.

I'm with you. You know what you're doing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope.

Cant run for shit.

Legs are problematic and I am slow as hell.

Best bet would be to find a bunker and hope the rest of the world sorted it before I starved to death

I think they're like alligators - run following a zig-zag path - on the straight they're faster than a small dog, but if you keep changing direction, they're not so clever and you may have a chance!

Would 100% dislocate a knee and be a gonna haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends are they Walking Dead or World War Z Zombies?

If Walking Dead yes just run haha. If World War Z no chance. They are so fast. I’d bin it and end myself.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Nope.

Cant run for shit.

Legs are problematic and I am slow as hell.

Best bet would be to find a bunker and hope the rest of the world sorted it before I starved to death

I think they're like alligators - run following a zig-zag path - on the straight they're faster than a small dog, but if you keep changing direction, they're not so clever and you may have a chance!

Would 100% dislocate a knee and be a gonna haha"

Change of plan. I'm with Ivy. That way I'll be safe as they'll be on her.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Of course all you need to do is..

Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phillip (sorry phillip) grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.

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Haha

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Im a Zombie Whisperer so I'd be fine

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

Easy stab them in the brain

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With a 12 gauge and sufficient ammo, yes

I've opted for a scythe, to do some decapitation."

A katana with a 12 gauge with a 20 round drum magazine. My weps.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'd go to Peaches place .

One look from her and the Zombie fuckers will be off like a shot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope.

Cant run for shit.

Legs are problematic and I am slow as hell.

Best bet would be to find a bunker and hope the rest of the world sorted it before I starved to death

I think they're like alligators - run following a zig-zag path - on the straight they're faster than a small dog, but if you keep changing direction, they're not so clever and you may have a chance!

Would 100% dislocate a knee and be a gonna haha

Change of plan. I'm with Ivy. That way I'll be safe as they'll be on her."

Ohhh like that is it

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Nope.

Cant run for shit.

Legs are problematic and I am slow as hell.

Best bet would be to find a bunker and hope the rest of the world sorted it before I starved to death

I think they're like alligators - run following a zig-zag path - on the straight they're faster than a small dog, but if you keep changing direction, they're not so clever and you may have a chance!

Would 100% dislocate a knee and be a gonna haha

Change of plan. I'm with Ivy. That way I'll be safe as they'll be on her.

Ohhh like that is it

I mean.... I'd be sorry and all

Fuck it. Let's get in the car and join Fucknugget at Peach's. He's probably right about hers being safest.... and if the dirty look didn't scare them she's got that huge weapon she uses as a door stop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope.

Cant run for shit.

Legs are problematic and I am slow as hell.

Best bet would be to find a bunker and hope the rest of the world sorted it before I starved to death

I think they're like alligators - run following a zig-zag path - on the straight they're faster than a small dog, but if you keep changing direction, they're not so clever and you may have a chance!

Would 100% dislocate a knee and be a gonna haha

Change of plan. I'm with Ivy. That way I'll be safe as they'll be on her.

Ohhh like that is it

I mean.... I'd be sorry and all

You, peach, grumpy .... I suppose we will have to take sophie too...all locked up together.

Best offer I have had all year

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Nope.

Cant run for shit.

Legs are problematic and I am slow as hell.

Best bet would be to find a bunker and hope the rest of the world sorted it before I starved to death

I think they're like alligators - run following a zig-zag path - on the straight they're faster than a small dog, but if you keep changing direction, they're not so clever and you may have a chance!

Would 100% dislocate a knee and be a gonna haha

Change of plan. I'm with Ivy. That way I'll be safe as they'll be on her.

Ohhh like that is it

I mean.... I'd be sorry and all

I'm always right , you know this

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Nope.

Cant run for shit.

Legs are problematic and I am slow as hell.

Best bet would be to find a bunker and hope the rest of the world sorted it before I starved to death

I think they're like alligators - run following a zig-zag path - on the straight they're faster than a small dog, but if you keep changing direction, they're not so clever and you may have a chance!

Would 100% dislocate a knee and be a gonna haha

Change of plan. I'm with Ivy. That way I'll be safe as they'll be on her.

Ohhh like that is it

I mean.... I'd be sorry and all

You, peach, grumpy .... I suppose we will have to take sophie too...all locked up together.

Best offer I have had all year

Except for my snoring

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Handy-ish with a bow and arrow already, add a blunt instrument of some sort, then find a place to fortify. Having seen a shit-tonne of zombie flicks, everything'll go tit's up though

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Nope.

Cant run for shit.

Legs are problematic and I am slow as hell.

Best bet would be to find a bunker and hope the rest of the world sorted it before I starved to death

I think they're like alligators - run following a zig-zag path - on the straight they're faster than a small dog, but if you keep changing direction, they're not so clever and you may have a chance!

Would 100% dislocate a knee and be a gonna haha

Change of plan. I'm with Ivy. That way I'll be safe as they'll be on her.

Ohhh like that is it

I mean.... I'd be sorry and all

You, peach, grumpy .... I suppose we will have to take sophie too...all locked up together.

Best offer I have had all year

Oi! You had my boobs in your hands last week..... I thought that was the highlight of your year?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes got a plan allready.

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