FabSwingers.com forum: Cooking with semen

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Did anyone know there is a cookbook called natural harvest by Paul "Foite" Photenhauer using semen as an ingredient. Apparently it’s just like egg. Go figure.

I thought they must be having a l’oeuf but it’s real. Anyone given it a bash?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t think I could produce enough to equal an egg tbh. Sounds a bit gross. But try it and let us know the results

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Did anyone know there is a cookbook called natural harvest by Paul "Foite" Photenhauer using semen as an ingredient. Apparently it’s just like egg. Go figure.

I thought they must be having a l’oeuf but it’s real. Anyone given it a bash?

It would take months to make a decent omelette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did anyone know there is a cookbook called natural harvest by Paul "Foite" Photenhauer using semen as an ingredient. Apparently it’s just like egg. Go figure.

I thought they must be having a l’oeuf but it’s real. Anyone given it a bash?

I always give it a bash, that’s how I get the main ingredient

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did anyone know there is a cookbook called natural harvest by Paul "Foite" Photenhauer using semen as an ingredient. Apparently it’s just like egg. Go figure.

I thought they must be having a l’oeuf but it’s real. Anyone given it a bash?

It would take months to make a decent omelette

Depends how many contributors there were!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did anyone know there is a cookbook called natural harvest by Paul "Foite" Photenhauer using semen as an ingredient. Apparently it’s just like egg. Go figure.

I thought they must be having a l’oeuf but it’s real. Anyone given it a bash?

It would take months to make a decent omelette

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did anyone know there is a cookbook called natural harvest by Paul "Foite" Photenhauer using semen as an ingredient. Apparently it’s just like egg. Go figure.

I thought they must be having a l’oeuf but it’s real. Anyone given it a bash?

I always give it a bash, that’s how I get the main ingredient "

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m all for swallowing a load but this thread is a bit too

for me

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By *r. MacMan
over a year ago

Bexleyheath

I could probably make enough for 1 and and half eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive just nearly been sick lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not sure how you could commercialise such an operation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I’ve just gone off eggs

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I used to buy bottles of egg white and always thought it looked like jizz, used to make me heave

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Ive been sick in my mouth

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

No..can't say I have heard of it, or would fancy any of the recipes.

I have heard of cum ice cubes though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's a horny thought tbh. Especially if I wasn't told till I'd finished it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I KNEW there was something funny about meringues...

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By *r. MacMan
over a year ago

Bexleyheath

"I KNEW there was something funny about meringues...

hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cooking With Semen, food porn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet nigella has a jar of it somewhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I bet nigella has a jar of it somewhere

Hahahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a great one for lemon jizzle cake, I'd always wondered about that crusty topping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did anyone know there is a cookbook called natural harvest by Paul "Foite" Photenhauer using semen as an ingredient. Apparently it’s just like egg. Go figure.

I thought they must be having a l’oeuf but it’s real. Anyone given it a bash?

It would take months to make a decent omelette

Depends how many contributors there were!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this was a new cooking show with David seamen

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By *eigh guyMan
over a year ago

leigh

Would it be classed as vegan ?

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

You could make a bukacake

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Did anyone know there is a cookbook called natural harvest by Paul "Foite" Photenhauer using semen as an ingredient. Apparently it’s just like egg. Go figure.

I thought they must be having a l’oeuf but it’s real. Anyone given it a bash?

I bet he does a mean

Cumberland sausage and

Cumquats

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Tonbridge

I have heard of it but I lost my job in a restaurant the first time I tried it. Apparently that's not what McDonald's special sauce is, and even if it was I shouldn't have applied it fresh straight onto the burger. The kitchen staff didn't approve and we lost the customers who saw it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine a eclair

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By *amesB2021Man
over a year ago

ruislip

I here that adding to scrabbled eggs makes a good seasoning along with lots of black pepper obviously ??

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

Walsall

Sounds like the work of a disgruntled chef...

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By *edantic SheilaWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

*Pukes*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bet nigella has a jar of it somewhere

Hahahahahahahaha "

She’d be looking into the camera licking her lips provocatively whilst whisking

... I loooove Nigella

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By *icola2202Couple
over a year ago

Chatham

In the words of Ainsley Harriot “ give your meat a good ol rub”

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By *r. MacMan
over a year ago

Bexleyheath

"In the words of Ainsley Harriot “ give your meat a good ol rub”"

Hahaha oooohhhhg yeaaaahh boi

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

A local curry house used to add this occasionally so it was rumoured.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You could make a bukacake

Genius

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By *eeveeTV/TS
over a year ago

Doncaster

Dare I say this, but if you put 'cum omelette' into a popular search engine...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You could make a bukacake

Brilliant

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By *ndecidedMan
over a year ago

London

I have seen a porno where they had a bunch of guys cum in a bowl and then they made an omelette (I say omelette but there were no eggs!)

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By *luttTV/TS
over a year ago

Duns

Rather have it raw straight from the tap please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You could make a bukacake

Gang bang chicken.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would it be classed as vegan ? "

Tricky one?? Definitely more environmentally friendly than all the eggs production - Men doing their bit for the environment. Cum for the climate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's only like egg white. No fat (yolk).

Whisking increases volume, so use for meringues, souffles, etc.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"Would it be classed as vegan ? "

I don't think it would be as humans are animals and it's a product of a human.

If it were vegan, then that must mean human flesh was also vegan as that is also just a procuct of a human, so vegan cannibals could exist.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"Would it be classed as vegan ?

I don't think it would be as humans are animals and it's a product of a human.

If it were vegan, then that must mean human flesh was also vegan as that is also just a procuct of a human, so vegan cannibals could exist. "

Does that also mean vegans should technically always spit and not swallow though?

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"Would it be classed as vegan ?

I don't think it would be as humans are animals and it's a product of a human.

If it were vegan, then that must mean human flesh was also vegan as that is also just a procuct of a human, so vegan cannibals could exist. "

Does that also mean vegans should technically always spit and not swallow though?

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

There is a similar cocktail book by the same author.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"Did anyone know there is a cookbook called natural harvest by Paul "Foite" Photenhauer using semen as an ingredient. Apparently it’s just like egg. Go figure.

I thought they must be having a l’oeuf but it’s real. Anyone given it a bash?

I wonder if I can cook a Cupcake with my semen?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Yummy!

Incidentally, Bear Grylls taught me that my semen makes for a field expedient toothpaste

He also told me to utilise my shit as sunscreen.

God bless this judicious and venerable fellow

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By *r. MacMan
over a year ago

Bexleyheath

"There is a similar cocktail book by the same author.

I mean it's quite fitting

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

"Would it be classed as vegan ?

Tricky one?? Definitely more environmentally friendly than all the eggs production - Men doing their bit for the environment. Cum for the climate. "

This made me laugh out loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the dish needs a little salt haha

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