FabSwingers.com forum: Have your knickers ever blown over next door's fence?

By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Well have they?

Or maybe it was less blown and more tossed?

Do tell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would be weird if I had knickers in the first place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny you should say that next doors carousel blew over into mine this morning

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

No, I’m waiting until I move next door to an ageing lothario before I try this. Bookmarking for tips

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By *roop69Man
over a year ago

St Columb Major

My wife’s knickers blew off into the back of the shop next door best thing was the owner was our landlord.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but i did once post a poo thru her postbox for kicking my dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have lived next door to some tossers but thankfully they kept their undies to themselves.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Would be weird if I had knickers in the first place

A man in my knickers is a delight to behold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would be weird if I had knickers in the first place

A man in my knickers is a delight to behold

Toss your knickers over and let's test it

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Funny you should say that next doors carousel blew over into mine this morning "

My psychic powers are strong on a Monday

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Just reading the post made me chuckle.

I don't know why this has tickled me so

But no...the neighbours have never had my knickers land at their doorstep!

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"No, I’m waiting until I move next door to an ageing lothario before I try this. Bookmarking for tips

Di you have a particular pair primed and ready to go?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"No but i did once post a poo thru her postbox for kicking my dog"

Sounds like an episode of neighbours from hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No but i did once post a poo thru her postbox for kicking my dog

Sounds like an episode of neighbours from hell"

I think you got off lightly when they nicked your bin !

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"No but i did once post a poo thru her postbox for kicking my dog

Sounds like an episode of neighbours from hell

I think you got off lightly when they nicked your bin !

No shit!

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Not one piece of lingerie gets dried outside

Don't want them to fade

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

No. The only thing that goes over the fence is Nerf darts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope my next doors stay firmly pegged on the line. Shes in her 80s. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. The only thing that goes over the fence is Nerf darts

Can you be my neighbours? I have my own guns too

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"No. The only thing that goes over the fence is Nerf darts

Can you be my neighbours? I have my own guns too"

If you're happy to play Nerf with Mr KC and a 4yo, you're in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No. The only thing that goes over the fence is Nerf darts

Can you be my neighbours? I have my own guns too

If you're happy to play Nerf with Mr KC and a 4yo, you're in!

I'd be more than happy. No mercy though

It is a 2v1 afterall

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"My wife’s knickers blew off into the back of the shop next door best thing was the owner was our landlord."

How did you get them back?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"No. The only thing that goes over the fence is Nerf darts

Can you be my neighbours? I have my own guns too

If you're happy to play Nerf with Mr KC and a 4yo, you're in!

I'd be more than happy. No mercy though

It is a 2v1 afterall"

We'll get ya a visa to come over!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"No. The only thing that goes over the fence is Nerf darts

Haha we just had a nerf gun battle. And yes bless next door they always throw then back over the hedge.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"No but i did once post a poo thru her postbox for kicking my dog"

Urgh!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Is this a euphemism?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

"No, I’m waiting until I move next door to an ageing lothario before I try this. Bookmarking for tips

Di you have a particular pair primed and ready to go?"

Not yet, waiting to slim my booty down first or they could mistake them for a discarded flag

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I refuse to hang my parachutes on the line, for fear of them blowing into next door's garden.

I'm not asking for them fuckers back.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Yes ..it's not unusual to have to reclaim washing that's been blown along the cottages at dungeness

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

My boundary fence on 3 sides is 12ft high so I’m more likely to see my knickers hanging in the tree in my garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, but as a kid my brother posted clothes, including underwear, through the neighbours letter boxes!

I have no idea if they were clean and yes my mother had to retrieve them!!

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I have lived next door to some tossers but thankfully they kept their undies to themselves."

I've always been lucky with my neighbours.

And their undies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No... but I've blown over next doors knickers

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Would be weird if I had knickers in the first place

A man in my knickers is a delight to behold

Toss your knickers over and let's test it

Ok...incoming

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

I've had knickers. Duvet covers. Pillow cases and works uniform blow over to the neighbours garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And did you get them back ?

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By *attaHatter84Man
over a year ago

towcester

My boxers did, lucky it wasn’t an old pair lol

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

Mine blew off my wing mirror on the A421 while driving, they were drying still.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I’m just going to say ‘yes’ and leave it there

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By *icky and MandyCouple
over a year ago

Bournemouth

No, but the wind has blown my dress up when not wearing any......

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Just reading the post made me chuckle.

I don't know why this has tickled me so

But no...the neighbours have never had my knickers land at their doorstep!

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By *uncan LynnCouple
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

Our older neighbour used to chat when I was hanging out the washing. I almost never wear any.

Hanging out my stockings and basques he used to chuckle and say I remember the time.

One day he asked outright about the lack of knickers

When I said I never wore any. Well that was a whole new thing.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"No, I’m waiting until I move next door to an ageing lothario before I try this. Bookmarking for tips

Di you have a particular pair primed and ready to go?

Not yet, waiting to slim my booty down first or they could mistake them for a discarded flag

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Yes, when I sold Ann summers I washed my kit one day and put it all out to dry.

About an hour later we had a knock on the door, it was the vicar who had been visiting the neighbour 2 doors down holding some very skimpy underwear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, when I sold Ann summers I washed my kit one day and put it all out to dry.

About an hour later we had a knock on the door, it was the vicar who had been visiting the neighbour 2 doors down holding some very skimpy underwear.

I'm hoping that's because your stuff had blown 2 doors down, not that he had visited them initially holding it

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Yes, when I sold Ann summers I washed my kit one day and put it all out to dry.

About an hour later we had a knock on the door, it was the vicar who had been visiting the neighbour 2 doors down holding some very skimpy underwear.

I'm hoping that's because your stuff had blown 2 doors down, not that he had visited them initially holding it

Well they had landed in the garden 2 doors down.

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