Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
 | Back to forum list |
| Back to The Lounge |
| Jump to newest |  |
 .... I'm d*unk I can't stop smiling
 .... I can feel my stiffy shrinking every time her piles wobble
 .... of course that web cam isn't switched on
 .... is it in, why can't I feel anything?
 .... of course I am smiling, I have photos of someone I actually fancy on the inside of these lenses.
 .... I'm 18 and surprised I'm actually getting laid
 .... I can still taste jizz on my tongue
 .... I wish I could stop farting with every thrust.
 ... look at the cobwebs on that light fitting.
 ... I'm really d*unk and I am going to be sick any moment.
 .... In nominee de nostre Satanas Lucifere excelsis, I take this body.
 .... now I remember who you are!
 .... I am picturing you on our wedding day.
 .... have they just farted?
 .... play innocent, you'll scare the shit out of them if you get the knives out too early.
 .... I'm touching my toes and you are looking at my arse.
 .... after that much botox this is the only face I've got!
 .... finished! See ya! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"[Removed by poster at 10/08/12 20:41:28]"  Is it showertime yet... | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Top idea, half tempted to come up with some alternates to those..." Go for it! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
......that jizz went in my eye | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
" ......that jizz went in my eye"Did that jizz go in your eye? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
" ......that jizz went in my eye Did that jizz go in your eye?"....YES...... | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
...I wish I hadn't followed through with that last fart!
...Oh well it's not my bed so I won't have to do the laundry
... Did she just take a dump on my sheets? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
" ...I wish I hadn't followed through with that last fart!
...Oh well it's not my bed so I won't have to do the laundry
... Did she just take a dump on my sheets?"...I'm going to have to throw away my new sheets | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
.... have just stepped in dogshit
.... cant think of anything witty to respond with.
..God is with us.
....If I said what I really think I would get banned.
....Fisting is fun. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
" ......that jizz went in my eye Did that jizz go in your eye?....YES......"To prevent further accidents H&S said you should wear these... | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
....i work for the samaritians | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
....yes i have a pony tail | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
.....was that all four fingers AND your thumb? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
....thats NOT 10 " | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
....when exactly do you qualify as a vet? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
... my lip filler injection went wrong. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
....up ya bum | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
... I am not blushing sweetie, this chemical peel is fucking killing me. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
...my eye lift didnt go according to plan | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
... neither did mine! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
...this collagen implant malarky is shite! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
... in the morning if you find these lashes stuck to the end of your cock, don't panic! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
....no i havent had me teef done..honest! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
... I can see your jizz on my fringe. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
.... I blew that smoke ring out of my arse. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
...is my tongue brown yet? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
....squeeze my head | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
... yes I love anal play
... oh yes that feels good
... oh baby yeah
... make me gape baby
... oh no!
... oops
... that's never happened before
... bye then | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
.... I got 7 winks today and a friend request!
.... Why can I never get a meet. Think I might make a forum thread.
;-) .... you missed and got my eye!
.... another message saying 'Hey how are you?'
.... I wear shades and have 'Danger zone' stuck in my head.
.... You want me to put it where?
.... Tongue is tired and needs to recover.
.... Blood rushing to head.
... do I really have to do this? Go on then.
... This is my fake happy smile.
.... I'm a horny devil right now
.... Mouth open and ready for action
.... come to bed eyes
.... your finger just went where?
.... this isn't a halo. It's a gold medal for shagging.
.... This is my idea face.
.... really?
.... I approve! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
... no I don't want to suck it
... no not even a quick suck
... no not a lick either
... you can sulk all you like it's not happening
... YOU FUCKING WON!
...how about I give that lovely cock of yours a proper sucking | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
.... 'look, I have told you THREE times now - even with these on that is NOT, repeat, NOT 10 inches!!' | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Post new Message to Thread |
| back to top |  |
- Grrrrrrrrrr!
- I am really pissed, so I can't stop laughing.