FabSwingers.com forum: I'd like to take this opportunity to apologise.

By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

To all the people I haven't offended yet, but don't worry I'm sure I'll get to you soon

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

So you should, I'm offended you haven't offended me yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To all the people I haven't offended yet, but don't worry I'm sure I'll get to you soon

I thought it would only be a matter of time!

Survived it so far

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"To all the people I haven't offended yet, but don't worry I'm sure I'll get to you soon

Have you been taking thread tips from wonko?!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Is this the right room for an argument.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it would have started from day 1

I feel invisible

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"So you should, I'm offended you haven't offended me yet

Don't worry I will

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

So you should , us "unoffended " have been feeling left out .

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Well you’ve got a real challenge on your hands trying to offend me

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Ooh! Do me!

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"To all the people I haven't offended yet, but don't worry I'm sure I'll get to you soon

I thought it would only be a matter of time!

Survived it so far

So far

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"To all the people I haven't offended yet, but don't worry I'm sure I'll get to you soon

Have you been taking thread tips from wonko?! "

I'm offended

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"So you should , us "unoffended " have been feeling left out ."

Let's make an unoffended clique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

- I think I've offended everyone on the forum at some point too

Sorry not sorry

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Is this the right room for an argument.

No its 2 doors down

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I thought it would have started from day 1

I feel invisible

That’ll be because of the desert camouflage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

- I think I've offended everyone on the forum at some point too

Sorry not sorry

No I think I’ve unfortunately dodge that tongue lashing

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I thought it would have started from day 1

I feel invisible

Its cos you are cammed up no one can see you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought it would have started from day 1

I feel invisible

That’ll be because of the desert camouflage.

Ha fair point

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"So you should , us "unoffended " have been feeling left out ."

Don't become a follower of the flock

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Well you’ve got a real challenge on your hands trying to offend me

God don't I know it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought it would have started from day 1

I feel invisible

Its cos you are cammed up no one can see you

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Ooh! Do me!"

If you insist

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

- I think I've offended everyone on the forum at some point too

Sorry not sorry

Gizza a snog

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"To all the people I haven't offended yet, but don't worry I'm sure I'll get to you soon

Was not aware of yourself

sorry for giving a shit.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

- I think I've offended everyone on the forum at some point too

Sorry not sorry

Not me. I'm unoffendable

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"So you should , us "unoffended " have been feeling left out .

Let's make an unoffended clique

I'm in

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Right I'd best get ready for work.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Hurry up! There's only so long I can keep myself agitated and ready to fight you

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"So you should , us "unoffended " have been feeling left out .

Let's make an unoffended clique

I'm in

We need a name.

The sticks and stones club?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"So you should , us "unoffended " have been feeling left out .

Let's make an unoffended clique

Can we not just make a whole new fab for the unoffendable. Granted it will be small! But fun

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Right I'd best get ready for work."

You gave up too quickly PeePee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

**** this get coffee

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"So you should , us "unoffended " have been feeling left out .

Let's make an unoffended clique

Can we not just make a whole new fab for the unoffendable. Granted it will be small! But fun

Small would be an understatement

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Hurry up! There's only so long I can keep myself agitated and ready to fight you

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Hang on

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"So you should , us "unoffended " have been feeling left out .

Let's make an unoffended clique

Can we not just make a whole new fab for the unoffendable. Granted it will be small! But fun

Small would be an understatement

. True!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"To all the people I haven't offended yet, but don't worry I'm sure I'll get to you soon

Hurry up! I haven't got all day.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Hurry up! There's only so long I can keep myself agitated and ready to fight you

Hang on

The anticipation is killing me!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Is this the right room for an argument.

No. This is the Offensive Room. Arguments are down the corridor and to the left fatso!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Is this the right room for an argument.

No. This is the Offensive Room. Arguments are down the corridor and to the left fatso!"

Hahahaha. Too funny

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Is this the right room for an argument.

No. This is the Offensive Room. Arguments are down the corridor and to the left fatso!"

I'm turned on by being called fatty.

Is there a word for being aroused by insults?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"To all the people I haven't offended yet, but don't worry I'm sure I'll get to you soon

Have you been taking thread tips from wonko?!

I'm offended

My work here is done

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Should I change my name to sir offended man yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one writes like PP,

No one fights like PP,

No one offends the forums as quick as PP

For there's no one so inked and as manly

His parts are not private you see...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See,I keep saying I get ignored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bout bloody time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try harder..

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I'm not sure if you have offended me but everyone else does so you missing out on joining the club

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Bout bloody time!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To all the people I haven't offended yet, but don't worry I'm sure I'll get to you soon

Have you been taking thread tips from wonko?! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this the right room for an argument.

No its 2 doors down"

No it isn’t

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this the right room for an argument.

No its 2 doors down

No it isn’t "

Women and directions .. am i right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this the right room for an argument.

No its 2 doors down

No it isn’t

Women and directions .. am i right?"

Pfft, at least we ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this the right room for an argument.

No its 2 doors down

No it isn’t

Women and directions .. am i right?

Pfft, at least we ask

But do you listen to the reply?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

You offended me the first time I met you at the MLS in Brum, at least Jim bought me some flapjack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this the right room for an argument.

No its 2 doors down

No it isn’t

Women and directions .. am i right?

Pfft, at least we ask

But do you listen to the reply?

Well, the first bit I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do love offending people

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"To all the people I haven't offended yet, but don't worry I'm sure I'll get to you soon

Have you been taking thread tips from wonko?!

I think he’s offended.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Have you spent too much time in the sun PP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To all the people I haven't offended yet, but don't worry I'm sure I'll get to you soon

Have you been taking thread tips from wonko?!

I think he’s offended. "

nope. no one is as good as me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See,I keep saying I get ignored

Well done pp,you've done it.

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By *ear in the chairMan
over a year ago

yeah there

Pp, do you have any aspiration to teabag me? If not, quite hard to offend.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Nah pp, you're fine. Doubt you could even if you tried.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

- I think I've offended everyone on the forum at some point too

Sorry not sorry

No I think I’ve unfortunately dodge that tongue lashing

For now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where are you PP. Throw it my way

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

- I think I've offended everyone on the forum at some point too

Sorry not sorry

Nah. You're a grumpy pussycat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

- I think I've offended everyone on the forum at some point too

Sorry not sorry

Nah. You're a grumpy pussycat.

Haha thanks Meli - just wait until you get to my age - you'll look back and think fuck me Poppins was right!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

- I think I've offended everyone on the forum at some point too

Sorry not sorry

Nah. You're a grumpy pussycat.

Haha thanks Meli - just wait until you get to my age - you'll look back and think fuck me Poppins was right!

I look back and think fuck me Poppins is hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

- I think I've offended everyone on the forum at some point too

Sorry not sorry

Nah. You're a grumpy pussycat.

Haha thanks Meli - just wait until you get to my age - you'll look back and think fuck me Poppins was right!

I look back and think fuck me Poppins is hot

Fibber

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

- I think I've offended everyone on the forum at some point too

Sorry not sorry

Nah. You're a grumpy pussycat.

Haha thanks Meli - just wait until you get to my age - you'll look back and think fuck me Poppins was right!

I look back and think fuck me Poppins is hot

Fibber

Fiddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite honestly, I’m tired of waiting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To all the people I haven't offended yet, but don't worry I'm sure I'll get to you soon

Very funny lol

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Have you spent too much time in the sun PP

Nope home now and butt naked

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"See,I keep saying I get ignored

No you don't..

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"No one writes like PP,

No one fights like PP,

No one offends the forums as quick as PP

For there's no one so inked and as manly

His parts are not private you see...

You got that right

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Quite honestly, I’m tired of waiting.

Stop moaning and get to the back of the queue

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

- I think I've offended everyone on the forum at some point too

Sorry not sorry

Nah. You're a grumpy pussycat.

Haha thanks Meli - just wait until you get to my age - you'll look back and think fuck me Poppins was right!

I look back and think fuck me Poppins is hot

Fibber

No he's right for once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I’m in."

Why?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Go on then. I dare you

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Go on then. I dare you

What you are daring me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

- I think I've offended everyone on the forum at some point too

Sorry not sorry

I don’t ever remember anything connected to you so I’m guessing I just counter blocked.

It must have been something I said. Who knows eh.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Go on then. I dare you

What you are daring me

Yep. Offend me.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

What did you do this time?

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"What did you do this time?

Nothing but I'm sure someone somewhere will be pissed off with me

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Go on then. I dare you

What you are daring me

Yep. Offend me.

Your grey roots have come through again

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Go on then. I dare you

What you are daring me

Yep. Offend me.

Your grey roots have come through again

That's not offensive.... I mean, is also not true but I totally rock my grey quiff

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Go on then. I dare you

What you are daring me

Yep. Offend me.

Your grey roots have come through again

That's not offensive.... I mean, is also not true but I totally rock my grey quiff"

Yeah but they are on your fanny

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Go on then. I dare you

What you are daring me

Yep. Offend me.

Your grey roots have come through again

That's not offensive.... I mean, is also not true but I totally rock my grey quiff

Yeah but they are on your fanny

Good point.

Note to self.... get strimmer out

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Go on then. I dare you

What you are daring me

Yep. Offend me.

Your grey roots have come through again

That's not offensive.... I mean, is also not true but I totally rock my grey quiff"

Yeah but they are on your fanny

Oh and whilst I'm here I would definitely pushed you in the lake when you bent over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To all the people I haven't offended yet, but don't worry I'm sure I'll get to you soon

You’ve never offended me... I’m hurt

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Go on then. I dare you

What you are daring me

Yep. Offend me.

Your grey roots have come through again

That's not offensive.... I mean, is also not true but I totally rock my grey quiff

Yeah but they are on your fanny

Oh and whilst I'm here I would definitely pushed you in the lake when you bent over

I know!

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