FabSwingers.com forum: Do men find it sexy when a woman farts in bed

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

and then holds your head under the covers?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I really hope so. This is how I flirt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I really hope so. This is how I fart "

Hold ya noses chaps, Jamie’s soiled her hants

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'd stick the covers over her head ... that'll learn her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We can only hope lol

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By *onkyLemonsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

It depends what we’ve had for dinner

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

Hell nope gross full stop,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I demand an enthusiastic and heart-felt fist bump in recognition of my wind passing abilities. If I don't get one there's no repeat meet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd stick the covers over her head ... that'll learn her

I wouldn’t try.

Their deceptively strong and besides, they love their own smells.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

My comment normally was good arse, I miss that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We can only hope lol "

My ‘friend’ loves it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck no, no absofuckinglutely not

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

I do it all the time..men seem to like it so much that when I pull the covers back agsin they usually fallen into a deep sleep..must be relaxing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It depends what we’ve had for dinner

Ok, I’ll give you the scenario.

Macaroni cheese with a slice of strong garlic bread followed by a walls funny foot for dessert.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but if that’s your thing then good for you... I find sexy essentials in women by other means

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hell nope gross full stop,, "

I think you have confused full stops with commas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and then holds your head under the covers?"

Shit happens

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I demand an enthusiastic and heart-felt fist bump in recognition of my wind passing abilities. If I don't get one there's no repeat meet."

Enthusiasm is one of the only positive personality traits I still possess.

That and enjoying the aroma made by ladies bottoms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I demand an enthusiastic and heart-felt fist bump in recognition of my wind passing abilities. If I don't get one there's no repeat meet.

Enthusiasm is one of the only positive personality traits I still possess.

That and enjoying the aroma made by ladies bottoms."

Both those qualities should go on your CV and, eventually, your obituary.

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By *onkyLemonsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"It depends what we’ve had for dinner

Ok, I’ll give you the scenario.

Macaroni cheese with a slice of strong garlic bread followed by a walls funny foot for dessert."

As the man in this couple, I can confirm that I do not find it sexy. Her farts tend to smell like they’re formed from Sulfur supplied by the devil himself.

Funny story; one time Mrs actually dropped her guts and our one year old (at the time) started heaving and was going to throw up. She had to be taken out of the room.

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This might explain why our inbox is constantly empty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My comment normally was good arse, I miss that "

I sense the pain in your response there forum brother.

Keep the faith, there’s more smelly bottomed ladies of your dreams out there somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck no, no absofuckinglutely not

It’s a sensitive question to ask so I’ll understand perfectly if you don’t want to answer but...

Have you ever experienced a Dutch lady oven?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm vegetarian. Mine don't smell at all (it's freaky), but I'm in fact pretty much always farting. You just don't realise it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont know about sexy.....but Id love her sense of humour.....which is sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer the cup and chuck method.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do it all the time..men seem to like it so much that when I pull the covers back agsin they usually fallen into a deep sleep..must be relaxing

You sound like a keeper!!!

Could you possibly pop one in a test tube and stopper it then post it to me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No just think it’s funny even funnier when they do a fanny fart

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"and then holds your head under the covers?

Shit happens

Not necessarily in bed or even from a woman, but my always thought and sometimes given response is "One day that won't be wind"!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No but if that’s your thing then good for you... I find sexy essentials in women by other means "

I’m intrigued.

Essentially I see what you mean...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm vegetarian. Mine don't smell at all (it's freaky), but I'm in fact pretty much always farting. You just don't realise it

When I did a Michael Moseley healthy eating thing a couple of years ago I stopped farting completely. No farts for 12 weeks! I almost didn't feel like me anymore.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"and then holds your head under the covers?

Shit happens

That’s where I draw the line...

If it’s really runny I sometimes sign my name too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Both those qualities should go on your CV and, eventually, your obituary."

Sam Tender

Unemployed bottom sniffer.

Passed away peacefully in his sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both those qualities should go on your CV and, eventually, your obituary.

Sam Tender

Unemployed bottom sniffer.

Passed away peacefully in his sleep.

I've got a tear in my eye *sniff*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alls fair as long as there's no follow through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alls fair as long as there's no follow through"

If you have any poo... Fling it now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It depends what we’ve had for dinner

Ok, I’ll give you the scenario.

Macaroni cheese with a slice of strong garlic bread followed by a walls funny foot for dessert.

As the man in this couple, I can confirm that I do not find it sexy. Her farts tend to smell like they’re formed from Sulfur supplied by the devil himself.

Funny story; one time Mrs actually dropped her guts and our one year old (at the time) started heaving and was going to throw up. She had to be taken out of the room.

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This might explain why our inbox is constantly empty

I just hope her sense of humour is as strong as your child’s sense of smell was!!

I’m sure your inbox is perfectly healthy, your wife is deliciously photogenic and unless they invent a scratch n’ sniff phone you can keep the trumps a secret until it’s too late for any meet to get away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alls fair as long as there's no follow through

If you have any poo... Fling it now

"
monkey see monkey do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alls fair as long as there's no follow through

If you have any poo... Fling it now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm vegetarian. Mine don't smell at all (it's freaky), but I'm in fact pretty much always farting. You just don't realise it

Meh.

And your bottom looks to have so much potential!

What if I fed you a litre of chocolate ice cream and two bowls of Allbran a couple of hours before?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I dont know about sexy.....but Id love her sense of humour.....which is sexy

Eggg zactly!

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

I appreciate the heat they provide

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I prefer the cup and chuck method."

Aha!

A proper lass.

You have stolen my heart sweet lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm vegetarian. Mine don't smell at all (it's freaky), but I'm in fact pretty much always farting. You just don't realise it

Meh.

And your bottom looks to have so much potential!

What if I fed you a litre of chocolate ice cream and two bowls of Allbran a couple of hours before?"

Well, you might want to stand back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont know about sexy.....but Id love her sense of humour.....which is sexy

Eggg zactly!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No just think it’s funny even funnier when they do a fanny fart

Love puffs don’t smell.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"and then holds your head under the covers?

Shit happens

Not necessarily in bed or even from a woman, but my always thought and sometimes given response is "One day that won't be wind"!"

I like to think that was the inspiration for Patrick Swayze’s hit record from the motion picture ‘Dirty dancing’

Great film btw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really hope so. This is how I flirt "

Remind me to have a canary in a cage to hand, if you decide to flirt with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she farts and sounds like a wookie dying ..... nope... no blanky.

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

Nooooo only men fart

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