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By *rHornyGent OP   Man
over a year ago

South London

So I was with a fab friend yesterday and we decided to see how many whole grapes you could fit into your mouth without choking or breaking any.

She managed 13 and I called a halt at 30.

Post your efforts below

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can stick £1.34 in 2ps down my foreskin if that counts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I put the grape in my bottom mouth ? Aka my rectum ?

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By *aughty_tonyMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn


"I can stick £1.34 in 2ps down my foreskin if that counts? "

Lol im not going to try but gave me a chuckle

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

In your mouth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can stick £1.34 in 2ps down my foreskin if that counts?

Lol im not going to try but gave me a chuckle"

*He says while getting his male purse *

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

Haha

I can fit 4 creme eggs in my mouth with my lips closed

Love a food challenge

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Haha

I can fit 4 creme eggs in my mouth with my lips closed

Love a food challenge "

Grapes at dawn then?

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By *rHornyGent OP   Man
over a year ago

South London


"Haha

I can fit 4 creme eggs in my mouth with my lips closed

Love a food challenge "

Will see how close I come

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"I can stick £1.34 in 2ps down my foreskin if that counts? "

This is why I love contact less payments

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By *asual_WandererWoman
over a year ago

A spot you want me

Need grapes

The disappointment is real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It only counts if you cram grapes in you gob and can say 'buffalo' too.

Back to square one...do not pass go, do not collect £100

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I was with a fab friend yesterday and we decided to see how many whole grapes you could fit into your mouth without choking or breaking any.

She managed 13 and I called a halt at 30.

Post your efforts below "

Now try it with marshmallows, not the small ones that's cheating! But do not swallow or chew and say fluffy bunnies after each one.

Then try it with malteasers.

I'd be interested to see how many you can manage on those!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you know that grapes are a choking hazard! Crazy fool, talk about living life on the edge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can stick £1.34 in 2ps down my foreskin if that counts? "

How much in £2 coins or is that stretching it a bit too much?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I can't read this thread without having a little panic.

I cut up my 30 something year old son's lunch grapes, in case he asphyxiates on them.(Can't type the actual word I wanted to).

I know.

You don't need to tell me.

Please don't cram loads of grapes in your mouth. You might breathe one in

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Do you know that grapes are a choking hazard! Crazy fool, talk about living life on the edge "

I knew I wasn't the only one.

Also, why do they allow choking and not the root word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can stick £1.34 in 2ps down my foreskin if that counts? "

This is beginning to sound more like a maths problem: Mr Mystique has £2 in 2p pieces. If he stuffs 67 down his foreskin, how much change will be have left?

Not sure if it'll make it into this year's AQA GCSE maths paper, but you never know ...

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By *rHornyGent OP   Man
over a year ago

South London


"So I was with a fab friend yesterday and we decided to see how many whole grapes you could fit into your mouth without choking or breaking any.

She managed 13 and I called a halt at 30.

Post your efforts below

Now try it with marshmallows, not the small ones that's cheating! But do not swallow or chew and say fluffy bunnies after each one.

Then try it with malteasers.

I'd be interested to see how many you can manage on those!

"

Watch this space fluffy bunny

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Some grapes are like plums

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield


"Haha

I can fit 4 creme eggs in my mouth with my lips closed

Love a food challenge "

I can do 2 Wagon Wheels with my lips closed, chew and swallow them without dying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not going to attempt this.

As I wouldn't beat the current Forum grape challenge record holder.

I have a small mouth & even standard sized gags are too big.

I had to buy ones with smaller balls and rings.

I tried the marshmallow version of this years ago at a party.

You had to stuff as many standard sized marshmallows into your mouth as you could while still being able to say "chubby bunnies" & for those playing the game to be able to hear you clear enough!

Not only did I fail miserably as was expected, all of that sugar melting & sticking to my teeth made my teeth sensitive for a while afterwards! Not worth it.

Bella.

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By *irmingham_Sissy_MaidTV/TS
over a year ago

sutton Coldfield

That sounds like something Charles Darwin would approve of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can stick £1.34 in 2ps down my foreskin if that counts? "

If that's true it's a mighty big foreskin!

2ps are about 2mm thick so in total that's a 134mm stretch

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