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Me n my mate Doriss

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Fancy a man sandwich. Who wants to be our filling and what makes you tasty?

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ME!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was smothered in Marmite I'd be halfway there

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Hang on a second ... could we make it one of those double decker thingies?

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"If I was smothered in Marmite I'd be halfway there "

Ah damn I hate marmite though! Like proper hate it. She loves it though

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Hang on a second ... could we make it one of those double decker thingies? "

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tuna mayonnaise oh sweetcorn

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Tuna mayonnaise oh sweetcorn "

Hmmmm not sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ME! "

First one

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

Well if your offering not Nora I'll participate I've got plenty filling for you both and for afters I have some lovely fresh cream you may want to use on your strawberrys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hang on a second ... could we make it one of those double decker thingies? "

You’re in Babs

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Hello there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well if your offering not Nora I'll participate I've got plenty filling for you both and for afters I have some lovely fresh cream you may want to use on your strawberrys "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot and spicy....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ME!

First one "

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Well if your offering not Nora I'll participate I've got plenty filling for you both and for afters I have some lovely fresh cream you may want to use on your strawberrys "

We don’t want filling. We want you to be our filling. We’re the bread you’re the filling

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

I'm smooth and easy 2 spread x

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Hello there."

Hello. You’d make a nice filling

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm in!

Oh... wait.... I'm not a man

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Hang on a second ... could we make it one of those double decker thingies?

Yes!"

I have Nora and Doris! Ha I got in there first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello there."

Order number 69

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Doriss we’re getting all the hot ones. Shall we have a few sandwiches?

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Sounds like you'll have a buffet of sandwiches to make at this rate lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in!

Oh... wait.... I'm not a man "

You can be part of the double decker with Babs

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I'm in!

Oh... wait.... I'm not a man "

Me and you can have a sandwich. I’m still to persuade doriss to try the other side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doriss we’re getting all the hot ones. Shall we have a few sandwiches? "

Yes, we’ll have a picnic

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Doriss we’re getting all the hot ones. Shall we have a few sandwiches?

Yes, we’ll have a picnic "

A 2 week picnic!

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

If it's a triple decker, would be happy to top beck or bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doriss we’re getting all the hot ones. Shall we have a few sandwiches?

Yes, we’ll have a picnic "

And exchange fillings too...

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By *ancelot1633Man
over a year ago

folkstone

I taste good, there’s plenty to go round and I provide a couple of places for you to sit (and wriggle)

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm in!

Oh... wait.... I'm not a man

Me and you can have a sandwich. I’m still to persuade doriss to try the other side "

I'm pretty sure I still need persuading.... but I'm easily led

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I'm smooth and easy 2 spread x "

You’d slide nicely in between us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in!

Oh... wait.... I'm not a man "

I had the same thought ... it’s so much fun in between baps

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Well if your offering not Nora I'll participate I've got plenty filling for you both and for afters I have some lovely fresh cream you may want to use on your strawberrys

We don’t want filling. We want you to be our filling. We’re the bread you’re the filling "

but what happens if dorris turns you round and I fill your crust your not going to be happy are you

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Me. ....you'd make an old man very happy xx

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine


"Hello there.

Hello. You’d make a nice filling "

Ready and waiting.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I'm in!

Oh... wait.... I'm not a man

Me and you can have a sandwich. I’m still to persuade doriss to try the other side

I'm pretty sure I still need persuading.... but I'm easily led "

Hahah oh yeah you do too! I have good persuasive skills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Doriss we’re getting all the hot ones. Shall we have a few sandwiches?

Yes, we’ll have a picnic

A 2 week picnic!"

We can store them in cool boxes

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Well if your offering not Nora I'll participate I've got plenty filling for you both and for afters I have some lovely fresh cream you may want to use on your strawberrys

We don’t want filling. We want you to be our filling. We’re the bread you’re the filling but what happens if dorris turns you round and I fill your crust your not going to be happy are you "

Doriss can do any bum loving.

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By *urboTongue21Man
over a year ago

Walsall

I certainly would not complain being between you two, Nora and Doris, but I have two two questions for you; facing which way and do you like being eaten?

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By *uck1buddyMan
over a year ago

midlands

Room for a little one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well if your offering not Nora I'll participate I've got plenty filling for you both and for afters I have some lovely fresh cream you may want to use on your strawberrys

We don’t want filling. We want you to be our filling. We’re the bread you’re the filling but what happens if dorris turns you round and I fill your crust your not going to be happy are you

Doriss can do any bum loving. "

Feck off

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Doriss we’re getting all the hot ones. Shall we have a few sandwiches?

Yes, we’ll have a picnic

A 2 week picnic!

We can store them in cool boxes "

Not too cold though. We don’t want them to die. We’d be in trouble

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I certainly would not complain being between you two, Nora and Doris, but I have two two questions for you; facing which way and do you like being eaten? "

What like cannibalism?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Well if your offering not Nora I'll participate I've got plenty filling for you both and for afters I have some lovely fresh cream you may want to use on your strawberrys

We don’t want filling. We want you to be our filling. We’re the bread you’re the filling but what happens if dorris turns you round and I fill your crust your not going to be happy are you

Doriss can do any bum loving.

Feck off "

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Well if your offering not Nora I'll participate I've got plenty filling for you both and for afters I have some lovely fresh cream you may want to use on your strawberrys

We don’t want filling. We want you to be our filling. We’re the bread you’re the filling but what happens if dorris turns you round and I fill your crust your not going to be happy are you

Doriss can do any bum loving.

Feck off

"

You can do that part then Babs

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Well if your offering not Nora I'll participate I've got plenty filling for you both and for afters I have some lovely fresh cream you may want to use on your strawberrys

We don’t want filling. We want you to be our filling. We’re the bread you’re the filling but what happens if dorris turns you round and I fill your crust your not going to be happy are you

Doriss can do any bum loving.

Feck off "

Now now no need to be like that you know its a man's choice on here you take what your given young lady

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich


"I'm smooth and easy 2 spread x

You’d slide nicely in between us "

That would b so much fun me and 2 v hot women x

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Well if your offering not Nora I'll participate I've got plenty filling for you both and for afters I have some lovely fresh cream you may want to use on your strawberrys

We don’t want filling. We want you to be our filling. We’re the bread you’re the filling but what happens if dorris turns you round and I fill your crust your not going to be happy are you

Doriss can do any bum loving.

Feck off

Now now no need to be like that you know its a man's choice on here you take what your given young lady "

Would we both fit in your swing?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Well if your offering not Nora I'll participate I've got plenty filling for you both and for afters I have some lovely fresh cream you may want to use on your strawberrys

We don’t want filling. We want you to be our filling. We’re the bread you’re the filling but what happens if dorris turns you round and I fill your crust your not going to be happy are you

Doriss can do any bum loving.

Feck off

You can do that part then Babs "

I’m out

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Mystique

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I'm smooth and easy 2 spread x

You’d slide nicely in between us

That would b so much fun me and 2 v hot women x "

No! You’re getting mixed up! It’s me and Doriss!

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Well if your offering not Nora I'll participate I've got plenty filling for you both and for afters I have some lovely fresh cream you may want to use on your strawberrys

We don’t want filling. We want you to be our filling. We’re the bread you’re the filling but what happens if dorris turns you round and I fill your crust your not going to be happy are you

Doriss can do any bum loving.

Feck off

You can do that part then Babs

I’m out "

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

F&B

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"F&B"

Oh yes! Where is he! Someone go fetch him

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"F&B

Oh yes! Where is he! Someone go fetch him "

In my cellar

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"F&B

Oh yes! Where is he! Someone go fetch him

In my cellar "

Hahaha. Hope you’re providing him with watermelons.

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Well if your offering not Nora I'll participate I've got plenty filling for you both and for afters I have some lovely fresh cream you may want to use on your strawberrys

We don’t want filling. We want you to be our filling. We’re the bread you’re the filling but what happens if dorris turns you round and I fill your crust your not going to be happy are you

Doriss can do any bum loving.

Feck off

Now now no need to be like that you know its a man's choice on here you take what your given young lady

Would we both fit in your swing? "

Well you can go on the swing dorris can get on her knees and I'll just hang out the back of her

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I love a good picnic. Just don’t cut the sandwiches in to triangles.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Well if your offering not Nora I'll participate I've got plenty filling for you both and for afters I have some lovely fresh cream you may want to use on your strawberrys

We don’t want filling. We want you to be our filling. We’re the bread you’re the filling but what happens if dorris turns you round and I fill your crust your not going to be happy are you

Doriss can do any bum loving.

Feck off

Now now no need to be like that you know its a man's choice on here you take what your given young lady

Would we both fit in your swing?

Well you can go on the swing dorris can get on her knees and I'll just hang out the back of her "

So what do I get out of that scenario apart from a little sway in a swing?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there's any spare filling,I'd like to be an open sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tuna mayonnaise oh sweetcorn

Hmmmm not sure "

Ok no sweetcorn might get stuck !

Don’t worry expert sugar puff licker for you both

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Only tasty things about me are my cakes and Dick.

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I love a good picnic. Just don’t cut the sandwiches in to triangles. "

Nah don’t worry we’re not posh totty

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich


"I'm smooth and easy 2 spread x

You’d slide nicely in between us

That would b so much fun me and 2 v hot women x

No! You’re getting mixed up! It’s me and Doriss!"

Ur both v hot x

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Well if your offering not Nora I'll participate I've got plenty filling for you both and for afters I have some lovely fresh cream you may want to use on your strawberrys

We don’t want filling. We want you to be our filling. We’re the bread you’re the filling but what happens if dorris turns you round and I fill your crust your not going to be happy are you

Doriss can do any bum loving.

Feck off

Now now no need to be like that you know its a man's choice on here you take what your given young lady

Would we both fit in your swing?

Well you can go on the swing dorris can get on her knees and I'll just hang out the back of her

So what do I get out of that scenario apart from a little sway in a swing?!"

Shh I was making dorris taste you for the first time

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Only tasty things about me are my cakes and Dick. "

I don’t like cake. I’ll have the dick

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Well if your offering not Nora I'll participate I've got plenty filling for you both and for afters I have some lovely fresh cream you may want to use on your strawberrys

We don’t want filling. We want you to be our filling. We’re the bread you’re the filling but what happens if dorris turns you round and I fill your crust your not going to be happy are you

Doriss can do any bum loving.

Feck off

Now now no need to be like that you know its a man's choice on here you take what your given young lady

Would we both fit in your swing?

Well you can go on the swing dorris can get on her knees and I'll just hang out the back of her

So what do I get out of that scenario apart from a little sway in a swing?!

Shh I was making dorris taste you for the first time "

Oh! Good plan

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"F&B

Oh yes! Where is he! Someone go fetch him

In my cellar

Hahaha. Hope you’re providing him with watermelons. "

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

She’s done her usual and fecked off! Probably making a chilli

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"She’s done her usual and fecked off! Probably making a chilli "

She's read the thread and fecked off for a lady wank you mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm like marmalade: orange coloured, sweet, sticks around for ages and is liked my big bears (well that's the type of men who view my profile on here, no women unfortunately).

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"She’s done her usual and fecked off! Probably making a chilli

She's read the thread and fecked off for a lady wank you mean "

that’ll be it! Unless she’s nicking all the hot ones for herself! Don’t worry you’re safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She’s done her usual and fecked off! Probably making a chilli "

She gone off with all the men in cool boxes.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

That _asmeen

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"She’s done her usual and fecked off! Probably making a chilli

She gone off with all the men in cool boxes. "

Wouldn’t put it past her! Sneaky cow!

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"She’s done her usual and fecked off! Probably making a chilli

She's read the thread and fecked off for a lady wank you mean

that’ll be it! Unless she’s nicking all the hot ones for herself! Don’t worry you’re safe "

Aw thanks I always new I was an ugly c#nt

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"She’s done her usual and fecked off! Probably making a chilli

She's read the thread and fecked off for a lady wank you mean

that’ll be it! Unless she’s nicking all the hot ones for herself! Don’t worry you’re safe

Aw thanks I always new I was an ugly c#nt "

Fugly c#nt

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I'm like marmalade: orange coloured, sweet, sticks around for ages and is liked my big bears (well that's the type of men who view my profile on here, no women unfortunately)."

Noooo. Women are all in ninja mode that’s why!

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"She’s done her usual and fecked off! Probably making a chilli

She's read the thread and fecked off for a lady wank you mean

that’ll be it! Unless she’s nicking all the hot ones for herself! Don’t worry you’re safe

Aw thanks I always new I was an ugly c#nt

Fugly c#nt"

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Oooh Tony

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"She’s done her usual and fecked off! Probably making a chilli

She's read the thread and fecked off for a lady wank you mean

that’ll be it! Unless she’s nicking all the hot ones for herself! Don’t worry you’re safe

Aw thanks I always new I was an ugly c#nt

Fugly c#nt "

You knows I loves you and wants your body

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Can I watch

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Oooh Tony "

Tony who?

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Can I watch "

Jump in twinny!!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Oooh Tony

Tony who? "

Balony

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Can I watch

Jump in twinny!!"

I’ll not need telling twice

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Can I watch "

Can we just join forces you mackems aren't to fussy about us fugly c#unts

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Can I watch

Can we just join forces you mackems aren't to fussy about us fugly c#unts "

I’m the Mackem that’s the exception to the rule

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Can I watch

Can we just join forces you mackems aren't to fussy about us fugly c#unts

I’m the Mackem that’s the exception to the rule "

Ffs I thought I could rely on you cookie you have me all upset now

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Can I watch

Can we just join forces you mackems aren't to fussy about us fugly c#unts

I’m the Mackem that’s the exception to the rule

Ffs I thought I could rely on you cookie you have me all upset now "

Come and rub my after sun in that will cheer you up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No ta i only bang 99yr olds only they deserve my cobweb cleaning skills

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Can I watch

Can we just join forces you mackems aren't to fussy about us fugly c#unts

I’m the Mackem that’s the exception to the rule

Ffs I thought I could rely on you cookie you have me all upset now

Come and rub my after sun in that will cheer you up "

Have you burnt your lips I'll rub it in with my tongue

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Can I watch

Can we just join forces you mackems aren't to fussy about us fugly c#unts

I’m the Mackem that’s the exception to the rule

Ffs I thought I could rely on you cookie you have me all upset now

Come and rub my after sun in that will cheer you up "

Can I volunteer to do the boobs?

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Can I watch

Can we just join forces you mackems aren't to fussy about us fugly c#unts

I’m the Mackem that’s the exception to the rule

Ffs I thought I could rely on you cookie you have me all upset now

Come and rub my after sun in that will cheer you up

Can I volunteer to do the boobs? "

All yours

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"No ta i only bang 99yr olds only they deserve my cobweb cleaning skills "

I’m sure I’ve probably got a few cobwebs to be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I watch

Can we just join forces you mackems aren't to fussy about us fugly c#unts

I’m the Mackem that’s the exception to the rule

Ffs I thought I could rely on you cookie you have me all upset now

Come and rub my after sun in that will cheer you up

Can I volunteer to do the boobs? "

You stole my words!!!

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Can I watch

Can we just join forces you mackems aren't to fussy about us fugly c#unts

I’m the Mackem that’s the exception to the rule

Ffs I thought I could rely on you cookie you have me all upset now

Come and rub my after sun in that will cheer you up

Can I volunteer to do the boobs?

All yours "

Yay

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Can I watch

Can we just join forces you mackems aren't to fussy about us fugly c#unts

I’m the Mackem that’s the exception to the rule

Ffs I thought I could rely on you cookie you have me all upset now

Come and rub my after sun in that will cheer you up

Can I volunteer to do the boobs?

You stole my words!!! "

Snooze ya lose love!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I watch

Can we just join forces you mackems aren't to fussy about us fugly c#unts

I’m the Mackem that’s the exception to the rule

Ffs I thought I could rely on you cookie you have me all upset now

Come and rub my after sun in that will cheer you up

Can I volunteer to do the boobs?

You stole my words!!!

Snooze ya lose love!"

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"Fancy a man sandwich. Who wants to be our filling and what makes you tasty?

"

You cheating on me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No ta i only bang 99yr olds only they deserve my cobweb cleaning skills

I’m sure I’ve probably got a few cobwebs to be fair "

you have no idea last one was like trimming the labyrinth

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Fancy a man sandwich. Who wants to be our filling and what makes you tasty?

You cheating on me? "

Noooo wifey honest! There’s no other woman for me . Is it ok if I rub cream in cookies boobs though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is international travel allowed yet?

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"is international travel allowed yet? "

You trying to escape?!!

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine


"Hello there.

Order number 69 "

Before, during and after

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Fancy a man sandwich. Who wants to be our filling and what makes you tasty?

You cheating on me? "

o shut up and join in its a free for all hopefully my fugly mug will go un noticed

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"Fancy a man sandwich. Who wants to be our filling and what makes you tasty?

You cheating on me?

Noooo wifey honest! There’s no other woman for me . Is it ok if I rub cream in cookies boobs though? "

Only coz you asked nicely!

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Fancy a man sandwich. Who wants to be our filling and what makes you tasty?

You cheating on me? o shut up and join in its a free for all hopefully my fugly mug will go un noticed "

Nobody will see it. I’ll be sitting on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is international travel allowed yet?

You trying to escape?!! "

the great escape motorbike over the fence style

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I’m horny!! I need some amazing penis!!!!!

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Fancy a man sandwich. Who wants to be our filling and what makes you tasty?

You cheating on me?

Noooo wifey honest! There’s no other woman for me . Is it ok if I rub cream in cookies boobs though?

Only coz you asked nicely! "

Aw thanks

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I’m horny!! I need some amazing penis!!!!! "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Fancy a man sandwich. Who wants to be our filling and what makes you tasty?

"

* Waves * I don't need a reason Nora , you and Doris want me I know

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"is international travel allowed yet?

You trying to escape?!!

the great escape motorbike over the fence style "

Hahahah

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Fancy a man sandwich. Who wants to be our filling and what makes you tasty?

* Waves * I don't need a reason Nora , you and Doris want me I know "

Of course we do grumps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m horny!! I need some amazing penis!!!!! "

Really?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Fancy a man sandwich. Who wants to be our filling and what makes you tasty?

* Waves * I don't need a reason Nora , you and Doris want me I know

Of course we do grumps "

On my way

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Can I watch

Can we just join forces you mackems aren't to fussy about us fugly c#unts

I’m the Mackem that’s the exception to the rule

Ffs I thought I could rely on you cookie you have me all upset now

Come and rub my after sun in that will cheer you up

Can I volunteer to do the boobs?

You stole my words!!! "

One word

Nuru

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"I’m horny!! I need some amazing penis!!!!!

Really? "

Yes!!!!

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I don’t want any ladies just a nice group of men to wank and play with me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m horny!! I need some amazing penis!!!!!

Really?

Yes!!!! "

Would you like taste mine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can bring some prime Welsh beef as a filling

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"I don’t want any ladies just a nice group of men to wank and play with me please "

I’ll take your place

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley


"Fancy a man sandwich. Who wants to be our filling and what makes you tasty?

"

I’m the perfect bit of spice with a sweet after taste

I’m sure I’d be a little bit of what you fancy and satisfy your taste

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

best get whiskey'd up

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

God, I wish! I can't see me being in the running though. Luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll put in my cv and try my luck

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine


"I don’t want any ladies just a nice group of men to wank and play with me please "
Two rooms then.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"I’m horny!! I need some amazing penis!!!!! "

I do too Lexi...!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m horny!! I need some amazing penis!!!!!

I do too Lexi...!!!! "

Another one??OMG...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fact I taste like cake. Fuck the sarnie

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello there

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Oh my! I’ve just had my dinner but this is making me hungry again

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By *ensualgent38Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh & London

I have lots to share and how you don’t want to rush. I also come with the most delicious lady, so why don’t we make it a double decker sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"In "

In (between you both)

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"In "

If you weren’t it would just be an open sandwich

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"In "

Oh there you are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in!

Oh... wait.... I'm not a man "

Well I like a cream egg

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

The shower might be a right fit but I'm sure we could make it work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In

In (between you both) "

Alright Dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In

Oh there you are!"

I had to go eat a sandwich

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"In

Oh there you are!

I had to go eat a sandwich "

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I can make you both a sandwich. Ingredients?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I taste like pickle if you need that in the filling

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I can make you both a sandwich. Ingredients? "

We’ll have a bit of the ingredient known as _hillout please.

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"In

In (between you both)

Alright Dave "

Alright Dozza....is this the Dozza and Nozza Show?

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"In

In (between you both)

Alright Dave

Alright Dozza....is this the Dozza and Nozza Show? "

I like it!!!

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"I'm in!

Oh... wait.... I'm not a man "

How about we find another guy and make a club sandwich

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"In

In (between you both)

Alright Dave

Alright Dozza....is this the Dozza and Nozza Show?

I like it!!!"

Could be along the lines of Eurotrash if it was televised

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"In

In (between you both)

Alright Dave

Alright Dozza....is this the Dozza and Nozza Show?

I like it!!!

Could be along the lines of Eurotrash if it was televised "

Haha it would definitely be like eurotrash

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

pretty please

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

pretty please "

Stop advertising yourself on my thread ya tart!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel like I've got here late and I've missed a party haha

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

pretty please

Stop advertising yourself on my thread ya tart!"

She forgot the rest of the saying.....mightier than the sword

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

pretty please

Stop advertising yourself on my thread ya tart!"

Moi? Tart??

Ok I’ll leave

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

pretty please...... (just before I go)

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

pretty please

Stop advertising yourself on my thread ya tart!

Moi? Tart??

Ok I’ll leave

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

pretty please...... (just before I go) "

Don’t you have penis on tap? I need it more than you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My penis is available for a lady sandwich

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By *histlerMan
over a year ago

Guildford

Am I too late to the party?

A dry sandwich is the worst so I’d make sure to supply a moist filling.

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

pretty please

Stop advertising yourself on my thread ya tart!

Moi? Tart??

Ok I’ll leave

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

pretty please...... (just before I go)

Don’t you have penis on tap? I need it more than you! "

I think he’s on his period...... I’m rampant and he’s not interested

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"My penis is available for a lady sandwich "

Whoop whoop monkey penis!

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

pretty please

Stop advertising yourself on my thread ya tart!

Moi? Tart??

Ok I’ll leave

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

pretty please...... (just before I go)

Don’t you have penis on tap? I need it more than you!

I think he’s on his period...... I’m rampant and he’s not interested "

Oh no!

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"My penis is available for a lady sandwich

Whoop whoop monkey penis! "

Can I share Mr M. Doriss had disappeared again anyway!

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

pretty please

Stop advertising yourself on my thread ya tart!

Moi? Tart??

Ok I’ll leave

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

pretty please...... (just before I go)

Don’t you have penis on tap? I need it more than you!

I think he’s on his period...... I’m rampant and he’s not interested

Oh no! "

he won’t have a choice later!

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

pretty please

Stop advertising yourself on my thread ya tart!

Moi? Tart??

Ok I’ll leave

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

pretty please...... (just before I go)

Don’t you have penis on tap? I need it more than you!

I think he’s on his period...... I’m rampant and he’s not interested

Oh no!

he won’t have a choice later! "

Oh god don’t say that you’ll be slated!!

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"My penis is available for a lady sandwich

Whoop whoop monkey penis!

Can I share Mr M. Doriss had disappeared again anyway!"

Can we scissor too?

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

pretty please

Stop advertising yourself on my thread ya tart!

Moi? Tart??

Ok I’ll leave

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

pretty please...... (just before I go)

Don’t you have penis on tap? I need it more than you!

I think he’s on his period...... I’m rampant and he’s not interested

Oh no!

he won’t have a choice later!

Oh god don’t say that you’ll be slated!! "

Poor man! Gonna get lexied

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"My penis is available for a lady sandwich

Whoop whoop monkey penis!

Can I share Mr M. Doriss had disappeared again anyway!

Can we scissor too? "

Omg yes yes yes!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Fancy a man sandwich. Who wants to be our filling and what makes you tasty?

"

What better way to celebrate the ending of all the restrictions, than being the man sandwiched between Nora and Doriss? Such a great way to meet two eminent Forumites.....

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By *ora the explorer OP   Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Fancy a man sandwich. Who wants to be our filling and what makes you tasty?

What better way to celebrate the ending of all the restrictions, than being the man sandwiched between Nora and Doriss? Such a great way to meet two eminent Forumites..... "

Eminent! .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My penis is available for a lady sandwich

Whoop whoop monkey penis!

Can I share Mr M. Doriss had disappeared again anyway!"

I've never had my penis shared, if your both offering then yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My penis is available for a lady sandwich

Whoop whoop monkey penis!

Can I share Mr M. Doriss had disappeared again anyway!"

I keep getting hungry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In

In (between you both)

Alright Dave

Alright Dozza....is this the Dozza and Nozza Show? "

Yes

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