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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Sometimes I’m plagued by random thoughts that I need answers to, what are yours and perhaps people can give you some answers...

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Why are jigsaws sold in pieces but the jigsaw tool is sold complete?

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By *aughty_tonyMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn

Why is a slightly open door, called a jar?

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Why is a Yorkshire pudding called a pudding when it's not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is a Yorkshire pudding called a pudding when it's not"

You can have Yorkshire pudding as a pudding with golden syrup.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is a slightly open door, called a jar?"

Possibly from Scottish dialect 'a char' (turned a little way).

Bill Hicks:

'One time me and three friends dropped acid and drove around in my dad's car. He has one of those talking cars, we're tripping, and the car goes, "The door is ajar." We pulled over and thought about that for 12 hours. "How can a door be a jar?" … "Why would they put a jar on a car?" … "Oh man, the freeway's melting!" … "Put it in the jar."'

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

If Cinderella’s shoe was the perfect fit, why did it fall off?

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"If Cinderella’s shoe was the perfect fit, why did it fall off?"

Same reason that a meet ‘inadvertently’ leaves an item of clothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If Cinderella’s shoe was the perfect fit, why did it fall off?"

It wasn't a shoe but a slipper - designed to be easily slipped on or off.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

What is the purpose of the daddy long legs....apart from some children's amusement of pulling wings or legs of.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are jigsaws sold in pieces but the jigsaw tool is sold complete? "

Jigsaw tool came first. You needed a jigsaw to make a jigsaw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are places for getting your nails done called nail bars? You don't have haircutting bars. And why are massage places called parlours? A parlour was a room in a home where you received guests and had conversations. Who decided to commandeer these words?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it dangerous to pass wind on the International Space Station & does it just float about in non gravity?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the tube ?

Why is Mrs Brown's Boys so popular?

Why do blow jobs actually suck ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think Sean Bean should pick between the pronunciations "seen been" or "shorn born" he can't have both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word 'cocktail'. Wtf ?

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I think Sean Bean should pick between the pronunciations "seen been" or "shorn born" he can't have both."

I’ve been saying that for years!

I’m glad to see that someone else agrees that he’s just being greedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don’t people learn from mistakes ?

Or real question why don’t the human race learn from there mistakes

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I always thought the Frankly Services on the M5 should have an ! After it

As in Frankly Services !

Odd random shit I know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are places for getting your nails done called nail bars? You don't have haircutting bars. And why are massage places called parlours? A parlour was a room in a home where you received guests and had conversations. Who decided to commandeer these words?"

C14th parlour means merely 'room off a main hall offering some privacy'. Which could be an explanation or by C19th also means 'showroom for a business'.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines


"Why is a Yorkshire pudding called a pudding when it's not

You can have Yorkshire pudding as a pudding with golden syrup."

That is just so wrong

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Why is a Yorkshire pudding called a pudding when it's not

You can have Yorkshire pudding as a pudding with golden syrup.

That is just so wrong "

It’s amazing

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

What dick invented the English language to be so confusing.

Lead and lead spelt the same but for a capital letter but two different words.

Polish- polish

Row - row

Ahhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why don’t people learn from mistakes ?

Or real question why don’t the human race learn from there mistakes "

The oft quoted saying for this is 'Those Who Do Not Learn History Are Doomed To Repeat It' but this is a mis-quote ('Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it' - George Santayana).

The essential argument is that because humans die then each new generation will make the same 'mistakes'. Essentially we cannot learn from the past because we have not lived it and have no memory of it because we do not live forever.

For personal mistakes it is possibly erroneous thinking of 'this time it will be different'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What dick invented the English language to be so confusing.

Lead and lead spelt the same but for a capital letter but two different words.

Polish- polish

Row - row

Ahhhhhh"

These are heteronyms (same spelling, different pronunciation/meaning). These English words are spelt from their etymology rather than their sound.

In English the correct pronunciation when reading the word is inferred from the context.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are places for getting your nails done called nail bars? You don't have haircutting bars. And why are massage places called parlours? A parlour was a room in a home where you received guests and had conversations. Who decided to commandeer these words?

C14th parlour means merely 'room off a main hall offering some privacy'. Which could be an explanation or by C19th also means 'showroom for a business'."

I thought it was from the French 'parler' - to speak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think Sean Bean should pick between the pronunciations "seen been" or "shorn born" he can't have both.

I’ve been saying that for years!

I’m glad to see that someone else agrees that he’s just being greedy"

Great minds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why don’t people learn from mistakes ?

Or real question why don’t the human race learn from there mistakes

The oft quoted saying for this is 'Those Who Do Not Learn History Are Doomed To Repeat It' but this is a mis-quote ('Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it' - George Santayana).

The essential argument is that because humans die then each new generation will make the same 'mistakes'. Essentially we cannot learn from the past because we have not lived it and have no memory of it because we do not live forever.

For personal mistakes it is possibly erroneous thinking of 'this time it will be different'."

There's also the modern version, "those who know their history and doomed to watch others repeat it".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are places for getting your nails done called nail bars? You don't have haircutting bars. And why are massage places called parlours? A parlour was a room in a home where you received guests and had conversations. Who decided to commandeer these words?

C14th parlour means merely 'room off a main hall offering some privacy'. Which could be an explanation or by C19th also means 'showroom for a business'.

I thought it was from the French 'parler' - to speak."

It is originally and C13th meant 'apartment in a monastery for conversations with outside persons'. As with many words in English they can take on different meanings over time.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

What is the point of a pigeon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What dick invented the English language to be so confusing.

Lead and lead spelt the same but for a capital letter but two different words.

Polish- polish

Row - row

Ahhhhhh"

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Fish that are fished in lakes. What do they learn from being actively fished...

Do they take the bait and think sod it..it's a photo op and worth it for a tasty morsel.

Or actively hide away because they are camera shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often wandered why the indentation in a house brick was called a frog, because it didn’t Resemble one and the reason is ‘in the 1930s the bricks were made by hand in slop moulds and the indent required a wooden former in the bottom of the mould box. This looked like a crouching frog and the name stuck despite its reference to the indent.’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don't we use the phrase Near East as much as Middle and Far?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How can humans have completely different reactions to the same thing, for example food, someone can totally love one kind of food while another person totally hates it, they’re both tasting the same thing so why the polarised opinions, doesn’t make sense ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How come the EU had a surplus butter mountain for 30 years, but they wouldn't let anyone slide down it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What would happen if two black holes collide ?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Why is a Yorkshire pudding called a pudding when it's not

You can have Yorkshire pudding as a pudding with golden syrup."

Or jam and ice cream... yum

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Everybody’s random thoughts are so much more intellectual than mine

I sometimes wonder what would happen to my phone if my thumbs were amputated ..... I’m useless with passwords

I’m weird I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What would happen if two black holes collide ? "

Gravitational waves across much of the universe... apparently. As predicted by Einstein.

Talking of which how come I only realised last year that his name literally means one glass in German?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Everybody’s random thoughts are so much more intellectual than mine

I sometimes wonder what would happen to my phone if my thumbs were amputated ..... I’m useless with passwords

I’m weird I know "

Punch in your code, reset your fingerprint and use a different finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is the point of a pigeon? "

The beak?

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Everybody’s random thoughts are so much more intellectual than mine

I sometimes wonder what would happen to my phone if my thumbs were amputated ..... I’m useless with passwords

I’m weird I know

Punch in your code, reset your fingerprint and use a different finger "

My voice of reason

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Everybody’s random thoughts are so much more intellectual than mine

I sometimes wonder what would happen to my phone if my thumbs were amputated ..... I’m useless with passwords

I’m weird I know "

You've obviously not read mine!

I'd say we are on a par

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Everybody’s random thoughts are so much more intellectual than mine

I sometimes wonder what would happen to my phone if my thumbs were amputated ..... I’m useless with passwords

I’m weird I know

You've obviously not read mine!

I'd say we are on a par "

I didn’t read the thread

Yay someone who thinks like me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What would happen if two black holes collide ?

Gravitational waves across much of the universe... apparently. As predicted by Einstein.

Talking of which how come I only realised last year that his name literally means one glass in German? "

Really, the Germans have some great words that refer to very specific things like Waldeinsamkeit refers to the feeling of being alone in a forest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something that occurred to me a couple of years ago.....

My sister and I only have sons, so an ancient genetic line of women going back to the dawn of human life has died with us. Made me kind of sad. Same for my brother and dad. Brother has no children and won't be procreating in the future, so that specific genetic material which has been passed down from father to son for millenia will die with my brother.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What would happen if two black holes collide ?

Gravitational waves across much of the universe... apparently. As predicted by Einstein.

Talking of which how come I only realised last year that his name literally means one glass in German?

Really, the Germans have some great words that refer to very specific things like Waldeinsamkeit refers to the feeling of being alone in a forest. "

I love Germans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is the point of a pigeon? "

Due to the laws of entropy what is the point of anything ?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Fish that are fished in lakes. What do they learn from being actively fished...

Do they take the bait and think sod it..it's a photo op and worth it for a tasty morsel.

Or actively hide away because they are camera shy"

Haha I now have this vision of fish preparing their pout as they come out the water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something that occurred to me a couple of years ago.....

My sister and I only have sons, so an ancient genetic line of women going back to the dawn of human life has died with us. Made me kind of sad. Same for my brother and dad. Brother has no children and won't be procreating in the future, so that specific genetic material which has been passed down from father to son for millenia will die with my brother."

What if your sons have daughters? Won't that work? Or am I being thick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something that occurred to me a couple of years ago.....

My sister and I only have sons, so an ancient genetic line of women going back to the dawn of human life has died with us. Made me kind of sad. Same for my brother and dad. Brother has no children and won't be procreating in the future, so that specific genetic material which has been passed down from father to son for millenia will die with my brother.

What if your sons have daughters? Won't that work? Or am I being thick?"

I suppose the x chromosome they supply to their daughter will have originally come from me, but it was the line of women, mother to daughter, being broken that felt poignant for some reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something that occurred to me a couple of years ago.....

My sister and I only have sons, so an ancient genetic line of women going back to the dawn of human life has died with us. Made me kind of sad. Same for my brother and dad. Brother has no children and won't be procreating in the future, so that specific genetic material which has been passed down from father to son for millenia will die with my brother.

What if your sons have daughters? Won't that work? Or am I being thick?

I suppose the x chromosome they supply to their daughter will have originally come from me, but it was the line of women, mother to daughter, being broken that felt poignant for some reason."

I get that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Something that occurred to me a couple of years ago.....

My sister and I only have sons, so an ancient genetic line of women going back to the dawn of human life has died with us. Made me kind of sad. Same for my brother and dad. Brother has no children and won't be procreating in the future, so that specific genetic material which has been passed down from father to son for millenia will die with my brother.

What if your sons have daughters? Won't that work? Or am I being thick?

I suppose the x chromosome they supply to their daughter will have originally come from me, but it was the line of women, mother to daughter, being broken that felt poignant for some reason."

I understand where you are coming from, someone put it to me another way (I only have a lad, the only boy of his generation across both sides of the family).... he breaks the bond of a grandmother carrying their granddaughter before her daughter is born. As females are born with their eggs, our grandmothers technically carried two generations in their pregnancy. With each boy this connection is broken.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something that occurred to me a couple of years ago.....

My sister and I only have sons, so an ancient genetic line of women going back to the dawn of human life has died with us. Made me kind of sad. Same for my brother and dad. Brother has no children and won't be procreating in the future, so that specific genetic material which has been passed down from father to son for millenia will die with my brother.

What if your sons have daughters? Won't that work? Or am I being thick?

I suppose the x chromosome they supply to their daughter will have originally come from me, but it was the line of women, mother to daughter, being broken that felt poignant for some reason.

I understand where you are coming from, someone put it to me another way (I only have a lad, the only boy of his generation across both sides of the family).... he breaks the bond of a grandmother carrying their granddaughter before her daughter is born. As females are born with their eggs, our grandmothers technically carried two generations in their pregnancy. With each boy this connection is broken. "

Exactly! Such a good way to explain it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 25/04/21 18:05:32]"

I liked that one, buddy! Got me pondering about momentum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fascinating thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy a fuck?"

Who doesnt eh, Jim?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 25/04/21 18:05:32]

I liked that one, buddy! Got me pondering about momentum. "

I liked that one too. My brother and I tried it out when we were on a train when we were little, but we got told off and made to sit down.

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By *oxyVikingCouple
over a year ago

East Anglia

Got nothing interesting to add, but love this!! Freya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy a fuck?"

I'll have a duck please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy a fuck?

I'll have a duck please "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy a fuck?

I'll have a duck please

"

Thank you, that was a good ducking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy a fuck?

I'll have a duck please

Thank you, that was a good ducking. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy a fuck?

I'll have a duck please

Thank you, that was a good ducking.

"

Smug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got nothing interesting to add, but love this!! Freya "

Go on, share a random thought with us. Are you the namesake of a Norse Goddess?

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By *aughty_tonyMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn


"Why is a slightly open door, called a jar?

Possibly from Scottish dialect 'a char' (turned a little way).

Bill Hicks:

'One time me and three friends dropped acid and drove around in my dad's car. He has one of those talking cars, we're tripping, and the car goes, "The door is ajar." We pulled over and thought about that for 12 hours. "How can a door be a jar?" … "Why would they put a jar on a car?" … "Oh man, the freeway's melting!" … "Put it in the jar."'"

Thanks for enlighten me

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I think Sean Bean should pick between the pronunciations "seen been" or "shorn born" he can't have both."

He doesn't have to because he's just so damn sexy he can have it all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does randomly hearing one of your favourite song’s on the radio sound so much better than when you put it on yourself ?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Why does randomly hearing one of your favourite song’s on the radio sound so much better than when you put it on yourself ? "

A surprise ignition of a memory rather than a forced one - that’s my theory anyhoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does randomly hearing one of your favourite song’s on the radio sound so much better than when you put it on yourself ?

A surprise ignition of a memory rather than a forced one - that’s my theory anyhoo "

Yeah, it’s the element of surprise that seems to make you hear the song with fresh ears.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"What is the point of a pigeon? "

It’s called the beak.

You’re welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is the point of a pigeon?

It’s called the beak.

You’re welcome "

Pay attention, Bond.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is sliced bread actually that amazing to be used as a yardstick of best things?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Why are jigsaws sold in pieces but the jigsaw tool is sold complete? "

Because ..... A jigsaw picture has been jig-sawed into pieces around all those curves and straights but jig-saw is a saw that jigs about - like a dance.

The saw jigs.

If we hammered the picture it would be a hammered but we don't hammer it, we jigsaw it with a jigsaw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it just coincidence that when you say ‘forward’ or ‘back’ your lips move in those directions ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Why is a slightly open door, called a jar?"

It is not a jar. It's ajar. Ajar is another word for slightly open.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eh up, Granny's here. Stand by your beds...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it just coincidence that when you say ‘forward’ or ‘back’ your lips move in those directions ? "

I'd never noticed.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"What is the point of a pigeon?

It’s called the beak.

You’re welcome

Pay attention, Bond. "

Yeah, I just came back to the thread.

In my defence, the joke was right there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is the point of a pigeon?

It’s called the beak.

You’re welcome

Pay attention, Bond.

Yeah, I just came back to the thread.

In my defence, the joke was right there"

Ikr! Great minds again, we muct stop meeting like this.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Is sliced bread actually that amazing to be used as a yardstick of best things?"

Try slicing your own bread for a few years, then let us know...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese is just solidified milk solids. Why hasn't anyone invented a cheese milkshake?

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"What is the point of a pigeon?

It’s called the beak.

You’re welcome

Pay attention, Bond.

Yeah, I just came back to the thread.

In my defence, the joke was right there

Ikr! Great minds again, we muct stop meeting like this."

Is it you that keeps drinking my coffee?

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over a year ago


"What is the point of a pigeon?

It’s called the beak.

You’re welcome

Pay attention, Bond.

Yeah, I just came back to the thread.

In my defence, the joke was right there

Ikr! Great minds again, we muct stop meeting like this.

Is it you that keeps drinking my coffee? "

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Cheese is just solidified milk solids. Why hasn't anyone invented a cheese milkshake?"

Cold cheese sauce. Thank me later

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"If Cinderella’s shoe was the perfect fit, why did it fall off?"

Cos the stupid Prince stood on the back of it as she fled.......

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Why is a Yorkshire pudding called a pudding when it's not

You can have Yorkshire pudding as a pudding with golden syrup.

That is just so wrong "

Yorkshire pudding and pancakes are the same mixture just cooked differently. I bet you would put golden syrup on a pancake so why not a Yorkshire pudding?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheese is just solidified milk solids. Why hasn't anyone invented a cheese milkshake?

Cold cheese sauce. Thank me later"

oh i saw a thread the other day about a cheese drink - im sure the thread was things that exist but shouldn’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Technically the Middle East states which border the Mediterranean are the Near East, but it has fallen out of common usage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is a Yorkshire pudding called a pudding when it's not

You can have Yorkshire pudding as a pudding with golden syrup.

That is just so wrong

Yorkshire pudding and pancakes are the same mixture just cooked differently. I bet you would put golden syrup on a pancake so why not a Yorkshire pudding? "

Would you put gravy on a pancake?

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Why is a Yorkshire pudding called a pudding when it's not

You can have Yorkshire pudding as a pudding with golden syrup.

That is just so wrong

Yorkshire pudding and pancakes are the same mixture just cooked differently. I bet you would put golden syrup on a pancake so why not a Yorkshire pudding?

Would you put gravy on a pancake?"

Yes I have had savoury ones with mince in.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Why is a Yorkshire pudding called a pudding when it's not

You can have Yorkshire pudding as a pudding with golden syrup.

That is just so wrong "

Why ? It's just pancake mix done in a hot oven ....... you'd have syrup on a pancake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it just coincidence that when you say ‘forward’ or ‘back’ your lips move in those directions ? "

oh this is a new and amazingly satisfying fact to me

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Why is a Yorkshire pudding called a pudding when it's not

You can have Yorkshire pudding as a pudding with golden syrup.

That is just so wrong

Yorkshire pudding and pancakes are the same mixture just cooked differently. I bet you would put golden syrup on a pancake so why not a Yorkshire pudding?

Would you put gravy on a pancake?"

Crepes are the same thing and they can be savoury, so sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is a Yorkshire pudding called a pudding when it's not

You can have Yorkshire pudding as a pudding with golden syrup.

That is just so wrong

Yorkshire pudding and pancakes are the same mixture just cooked differently. I bet you would put golden syrup on a pancake so why not a Yorkshire pudding?

Would you put gravy on a pancake?

Yes I have had savoury ones with mince in. "

I'd give that a go. Outside an indie club I used to go to in the 90s was a pancake van that would do pizza toppings

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Cheese is just solidified milk solids. Why hasn't anyone invented a cheese milkshake?"

No. Cheese is not solidified milk.

Cheese is a chemical reaction when milk becomes acidic due to it being fed on by bacteria. The acid makes the protein in milk into a plastic like substance called casein. We know the ones we like as 'cheese' ......

It's a chemical reaction so you can't get the milk back from cheese they are two different substances.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it just coincidence that when you say ‘forward’ or ‘back’ your lips move in those directions ?

oh this is a new and amazingly satisfying fact to me "

Bet you tried it out, to see if it was correct ?

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Why is a Yorkshire pudding called a pudding when it's not

You can have Yorkshire pudding as a pudding with golden syrup.

That is just so wrong

Yorkshire pudding and pancakes are the same mixture just cooked differently. I bet you would put golden syrup on a pancake so why not a Yorkshire pudding?

Would you put gravy on a pancake?

Yes I have had savoury ones with mince in.

I'd give that a go. Outside an indie club I used to go to in the 90s was a pancake van that would do pizza toppings "

Whoever said that nostalgia is sepia tinted clearly never experienced that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheese is just solidified milk solids. Why hasn't anyone invented a cheese milkshake?

No. Cheese is not solidified milk.

Cheese is a chemical reaction when milk becomes acidic due to it being fed on by bacteria. The acid makes the protein in milk into a plastic like substance called casein. We know the ones we like as 'cheese' ......

It's a chemical reaction so you can't get the milk back from cheese they are two different substances. "

See? I told you we better behave ourselves now.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Why is a Yorkshire pudding called a pudding when it's not

You can have Yorkshire pudding as a pudding with golden syrup.

That is just so wrong

Yorkshire pudding and pancakes are the same mixture just cooked differently. I bet you would put golden syrup on a pancake so why not a Yorkshire pudding?

Would you put gravy on a pancake?

Crepes are the same thing and they can be savoury, so sure"

Why are crepe soles called crepe soles ?

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Why is a Yorkshire pudding called a pudding when it's not

You can have Yorkshire pudding as a pudding with golden syrup.

That is just so wrong

Yorkshire pudding and pancakes are the same mixture just cooked differently. I bet you would put golden syrup on a pancake so why not a Yorkshire pudding?

Would you put gravy on a pancake?

Crepes are the same thing and they can be savoury, so sure

Why are crepe soles called crepe soles ?"

Because they weigh 21 grams?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Is it just coincidence that when you say ‘forward’ or ‘back’ your lips move in those directions ? "

Okay. I tried. You lied.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Why is a Yorkshire pudding called a pudding when it's not

You can have Yorkshire pudding as a pudding with golden syrup.

That is just so wrong

Yorkshire pudding and pancakes are the same mixture just cooked differently. I bet you would put golden syrup on a pancake so why not a Yorkshire pudding?

Would you put gravy on a pancake?

Crepes are the same thing and they can be savoury, so sure

Why are crepe soles called crepe soles ?

Because they weigh 21 grams? "

So how much does crepe paper weigh ?

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Is it just coincidence that when you say ‘forward’ or ‘back’ your lips move in those directions ?

Okay. I tried. You lied. "

He got in your head though, didn’t he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something that occurred to me a couple of years ago.....

My sister and I only have sons, so an ancient genetic line of women going back to the dawn of human life has died with us. Made me kind of sad. Same for my brother and dad. Brother has no children and won't be procreating in the future, so that specific genetic material which has been passed down from father to son for millenia will die with my brother.

What if your sons have daughters? Won't that work? Or am I being thick?

I suppose the x chromosome they supply to their daughter will have originally come from me, but it was the line of women, mother to daughter, being broken that felt poignant for some reason.

I understand where you are coming from, someone put it to me another way (I only have a lad, the only boy of his generation across both sides of the family).... he breaks the bond of a grandmother carrying their granddaughter before her daughter is born. As females are born with their eggs, our grandmothers technically carried two generations in their pregnancy. With each boy this connection is broken. "

on this chain of thought (being born with all your eggs) and a conversation with a friend the other day about how she had double the eggs at 40 they expected her to have

if we use birth control for years so don’t ovulate, why does that time not just get added to then end of our fertility window since our we still have eggs left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it just coincidence that when you say ‘forward’ or ‘back’ your lips move in those directions ?

Okay. I tried. You lied.

He got in your head though, didn’t he"

the bottom half of my jaw definitely does this on the first half of the words

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Why is a Yorkshire pudding called a pudding when it's not

You can have Yorkshire pudding as a pudding with golden syrup.

That is just so wrong

Yorkshire pudding and pancakes are the same mixture just cooked differently. I bet you would put golden syrup on a pancake so why not a Yorkshire pudding?

Would you put gravy on a pancake?

Crepes are the same thing and they can be savoury, so sure

Why are crepe soles called crepe soles ?

Because they weigh 21 grams?

So how much does crepe paper weigh ?"

How much?

*rifles through his extensive crepe paper reserves*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it just coincidence that when you say ‘forward’ or ‘back’ your lips move in those directions ?

Okay. I tried. You lied.

He got in your head though, didn’t he"

My work was already done

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Why do we say "Don't judge a book by its cover" when that's what book covers are for?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Is it just coincidence that when you say ‘forward’ or ‘back’ your lips move in those directions ?

Okay. I tried. You lied.

He got in your head though, didn’t he"

Hope not. For his sake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don’t miss the ‘90’s you just miss your youth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does my 1st trump in a morning sound like the mating call of a moose and why do i always trump when i have my first wee wees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do we say "Don't judge a book by its cover" when that's what book covers are for?"

Cause they make the covers look enticing even when the book us dull.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You don’t miss the ‘90’s you just miss your youth "

I really don't miss either. The 00s on the other hand...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Why do we say "Don't judge a book by its cover" when that's what book covers are for?"

No. Book covers are to splash platitudes across like ...... If you read one book this year - make it this one..... or .... The most exciting new writer to come out of the ghetto.......... or ..... Written in blood on empty cigarette packs......

Just to get you to part with £16.99

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You don’t miss the ‘90’s you just miss your youth

I really don't miss either. The 00s on the other hand..."

Noooo, so much better music in the ‘90’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something that occurred to me a couple of years ago.....

My sister and I only have sons, so an ancient genetic line of women going back to the dawn of human life has died with us. Made me kind of sad. Same for my brother and dad. Brother has no children and won't be procreating in the future, so that specific genetic material which has been passed down from father to son for millenia will die with my brother.

What if your sons have daughters? Won't that work? Or am I being thick?

I suppose the x chromosome they supply to their daughter will have originally come from me, but it was the line of women, mother to daughter, being broken that felt poignant for some reason.

I understand where you are coming from, someone put it to me another way (I only have a lad, the only boy of his generation across both sides of the family).... he breaks the bond of a grandmother carrying their granddaughter before her daughter is born. As females are born with their eggs, our grandmothers technically carried two generations in their pregnancy. With each boy this connection is broken.

on this chain of thought (being born with all your eggs) and a conversation with a friend the other day about how she had double the eggs at 40 they expected her to have

if we use birth control for years so don’t ovulate, why does that time not just get added to then end of our fertility window since our we still have eggs left "

I'm really looking forward to not having periods once I'm well and truly in middle age. The thought of them continuing into my 60's or 70's fills me with horror!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Where did the 'e' go in "wintry"? We don't say "summry", do we?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Something that occurred to me a couple of years ago.....

My sister and I only have sons, so an ancient genetic line of women going back to the dawn of human life has died with us. Made me kind of sad. Same for my brother and dad. Brother has no children and won't be procreating in the future, so that specific genetic material which has been passed down from father to son for millenia will die with my brother.

What if your sons have daughters? Won't that work? Or am I being thick?

I suppose the x chromosome they supply to their daughter will have originally come from me, but it was the line of women, mother to daughter, being broken that felt poignant for some reason.

I understand where you are coming from, someone put it to me another way (I only have a lad, the only boy of his generation across both sides of the family).... he breaks the bond of a grandmother carrying their granddaughter before her daughter is born. As females are born with their eggs, our grandmothers technically carried two generations in their pregnancy. With each boy this connection is broken.

on this chain of thought (being born with all your eggs) and a conversation with a friend the other day about how she had double the eggs at 40 they expected her to have

if we use birth control for years so don’t ovulate, why does that time not just get added to then end of our fertility window since our we still have eggs left "

Sadly they still age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is it okay for a short person to ask a tall person to reach for something from the top shelf, but if a tall person asked a short person to bend down to get something from the bottom shelf that would be insulting ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Is it just coincidence that when you say ‘forward’ or ‘back’ your lips move in those directions ?

Okay. I tried. You lied.

He got in your head though, didn’t he

the bottom half of my jaw definitely does this on the first half of the words "

Hopefully it goes up for an F .......

Can't go forward for an F..... you'd look like a bulldog

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Why is it okay for a short person to ask a tall person to reach for something from the top shelf, but if a tall person asked a short person to bend down to get something from the bottom shelf that would be insulting ?"

Because short people are narky cunts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You don’t miss the ‘90’s you just miss your youth

I really don't miss either. The 00s on the other hand...

Noooo, so much better music in the ‘90’s"

Some great tunes for sure, but I see a mixtape off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it okay for a short person to ask a tall person to reach for something from the top shelf, but if a tall person asked a short person to bend down to get something from the bottom shelf that would be insulting ?"
im still waiting for someone to ask and in 44 yrs its never happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it okay for a short person to ask a tall person to reach for something from the top shelf, but if a tall person asked a short person to bend down to get something from the bottom shelf that would be insulting ?

Because short people are narky cunts"

Factual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it okay for a short person to ask a tall person to reach for something from the top shelf, but if a tall person asked a short person to bend down to get something from the bottom shelf that would be insulting ?"

Because the tall person is just being a lazy twat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it okay for a short person to ask a tall person to reach for something from the top shelf, but if a tall person asked a short person to bend down to get something from the bottom shelf that would be insulting ?im still waiting for someone to ask and in 44 yrs its never happened"

I'm so gonna do this now

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Where did the 'e' go in "wintry"? We don't say "summry", do we? "

I'm still trying to work out Springy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it okay for a short person to ask a tall person to reach for something from the top shelf, but if a tall person asked a short person to bend down to get something from the bottom shelf that would be insulting ?im still waiting for someone to ask and in 44 yrs its never happened

I'm so gonna do this now "
go for it

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Why is it okay for a short person to ask a tall person to reach for something from the top shelf, but if a tall person asked a short person to bend down to get something from the bottom shelf that would be insulting ?

Because short people are narky cunts

Factual"

Let's play guess my height.

Sorry for the C word. It made me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it okay for a short person to ask a tall person to reach for something from the top shelf, but if a tall person asked a short person to bend down to get something from the bottom shelf that would be insulting ?

Because short people are narky cunts

Factual

Let's play guess my height.

Sorry for the C word. It made me laugh."

I'm from SE London we use that word like punctuation.

You are 5'1 and a half"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it okay for a short person to ask a tall person to reach for something from the top shelf, but if a tall person asked a short person to bend down to get something from the bottom shelf that would be insulting ?

Because the tall person is just being a lazy twat."

That’s cleared that one up.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Something that occurred to me a couple of years ago.....

My sister and I only have sons, so an ancient genetic line of women going back to the dawn of human life has died with us. Made me kind of sad. Same for my brother and dad. Brother has no children and won't be procreating in the future, so that specific genetic material which has been passed down from father to son for millenia will die with my brother.

What if your sons have daughters? Won't that work? Or am I being thick?

I suppose the x chromosome they supply to their daughter will have originally come from me, but it was the line of women, mother to daughter, being broken that felt poignant for some reason.

I understand where you are coming from, someone put it to me another way (I only have a lad, the only boy of his generation across both sides of the family).... he breaks the bond of a grandmother carrying their granddaughter before her daughter is born. As females are born with their eggs, our grandmothers technically carried two generations in their pregnancy. With each boy this connection is broken.

on this chain of thought (being born with all your eggs) and a conversation with a friend the other day about how she had double the eggs at 40 they expected her to have

if we use birth control for years so don’t ovulate, why does that time not just get added to then end of our fertility window since our we still have eggs left

I'm really looking forward to not having periods once I'm well and truly in middle age. The thought of them continuing into my 60's or 70's fills me with horror!"

You'd be a scientific wonder! Captured and kept in a sterile theatre for rare animals and be prodded by people in white coats.

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

House flies, spiders mice,..when we lived in caves..what where they called?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Why is it okay for a short person to ask a tall person to reach for something from the top shelf, but if a tall person asked a short person to bend down to get something from the bottom shelf that would be insulting ?"

It’s a fair trade, but I’ve never been asked. I don’t ask tall people to reach things either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dogs understand more words in our language than we understand barks in theirs.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Why is it okay for a short person to ask a tall person to reach for something from the top shelf, but if a tall person asked a short person to bend down to get something from the bottom shelf that would be insulting ?

Because short people are narky cunts

Factual

Let's play guess my height.

Sorry for the C word. It made me laugh.

I'm from SE London we use that word like punctuation.

You are 5'1 and a half""

No. You really don't. I've heard southerners say cunt and they cant say cant they say cant..... he's a cant she's a cant...

Here we say ..... CUNT like UH ..... as in cUp, pUp , ShUnt..... CUNT.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"House flies, spiders mice,..when we lived in caves..what where they called? "

Do Housemartins actually live in your house. Not the band from Hull, I'm sure they do.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"House flies, spiders mice,..when we lived in caves..what where they called? "

fly, spider and mouse

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Where did the 'e' go in "wintry"? We don't say "summry", do we? "

Wintery does exist it’s just not widely used

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Right....... I must away and prepare

Who said that ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something that occurred to me a couple of years ago.....

My sister and I only have sons, so an ancient genetic line of women going back to the dawn of human life has died with us. Made me kind of sad. Same for my brother and dad. Brother has no children and won't be procreating in the future, so that specific genetic material which has been passed down from father to son for millenia will die with my brother.

What if your sons have daughters? Won't that work? Or am I being thick?

I suppose the x chromosome they supply to their daughter will have originally come from me, but it was the line of women, mother to daughter, being broken that felt poignant for some reason.

I understand where you are coming from, someone put it to me another way (I only have a lad, the only boy of his generation across both sides of the family).... he breaks the bond of a grandmother carrying their granddaughter before her daughter is born. As females are born with their eggs, our grandmothers technically carried two generations in their pregnancy. With each boy this connection is broken.

on this chain of thought (being born with all your eggs) and a conversation with a friend the other day about how she had double the eggs at 40 they expected her to have

if we use birth control for years so don’t ovulate, why does that time not just get added to then end of our fertility window since our we still have eggs left

I'm really looking forward to not having periods once I'm well and truly in middle age. The thought of them continuing into my 60's or 70's fills me with horror!

You'd be a scientific wonder! Captured and kept in a sterile theatre for rare animals and be prodded by people in white coats.

"

They can't capture me, I roam free in the wilds of North Yorkshire and scale crags and steep sided valleys like a mountain goat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it okay for a short person to ask a tall person to reach for something from the top shelf, but if a tall person asked a short person to bend down to get something from the bottom shelf that would be insulting ?

Because short people are narky cunts

Factual

Let's play guess my height.

Sorry for the C word. It made me laugh.

I'm from SE London we use that word like punctuation.

You are 5'1 and a half"

No. You really don't. I've heard southerners say cunt and they cant say cant they say cant..... he's a cant she's a cant...

Here we say ..... CUNT like UH ..... as in cUp, pUp , ShUnt..... CUNT.

"

You make a fair point

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

What is it Meatloaf wouldn't do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do people ask if you’ve Wintered well, they don’t ask this for any other season, plus who the fuck has a good time in the winter ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right....... I must away and prepare

Who said that ?"

Sherlock Holmes?

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"Why is it okay for a short person to ask a tall person to reach for something from the top shelf, but if a tall person asked a short person to bend down to get something from the bottom shelf that would be insulting ?

It’s a fair trade, but I’ve never been asked. I don’t ask tall people to reach things either "

I get asked regularly on the big shop, usually in the biscuit aisle

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over a year ago


"What is it Meatloaf wouldn't do? "

That

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do people ask if you’ve Wintered well, they don’t ask this for any other season, plus who the fuck has a good time in the winter ?!"

Who the fuck are you speaking to? I've ever been asked if I've wintered well!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

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"Why is it okay for a short person to ask a tall person to reach for something from the top shelf, but if a tall person asked a short person to bend down to get something from the bottom shelf that would be insulting ?

It’s a fair trade, but I’ve never been asked. I don’t ask tall people to reach things either

I get asked regularly on the big shop, usually in the biscuit aisle "

I just climb the shelves

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

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Can Chewbacca say his own name ?

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over a year ago


"Can Chewbacca say his own name ? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it okay for a short person to ask a tall person to reach for something from the top shelf, but if a tall person asked a short person to bend down to get something from the bottom shelf that would be insulting ?

It’s a fair trade, but I’ve never been asked. I don’t ask tall people to reach things either

I get asked regularly on the big shop, usually in the biscuit aisle

I just climb the shelves "

I’ve seen you with your clampons!

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"What is it Meatloaf wouldn't do?

That"

Yes but what exactly is that?

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"What is it Meatloaf wouldn't do? "

Anal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do people ask if you’ve Wintered well, they don’t ask this for any other season, plus who the fuck has a good time in the winter ?!

Who the fuck are you speaking to? I've ever been asked if I've wintered well!"

Must be a Devon thing.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

[Removed by poster at 25/04/21 19:15:07]

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Why is it okay for a short person to ask a tall person to reach for something from the top shelf, but if a tall person asked a short person to bend down to get something from the bottom shelf that would be insulting ?

It’s a fair trade, but I’ve never been asked. I don’t ask tall people to reach things either

I get asked regularly on the big shop, usually in the biscuit aisle

I just climb the shelves

I’ve seen you with your clampons! "

Isn’t the word crampons?

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Can Chewbacca say his own name ? "

Now we’re getting to the big questions!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is it Meatloaf wouldn't do?

Anal"

You beat me to it, this is getting silly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it okay for a short person to ask a tall person to reach for something from the top shelf, but if a tall person asked a short person to bend down to get something from the bottom shelf that would be insulting ?

It’s a fair trade, but I’ve never been asked. I don’t ask tall people to reach things either

I get asked regularly on the big shop, usually in the biscuit aisle

I just climb the shelves

I’ve seen you with your clampons!

Isn’t the word crampons? "

Yes, it’s been a while since I scaled Everest, I blame covid

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"What is it Meatloaf wouldn't do?

Anal

You beat me to it, this is getting silly."

You missed the 21 grams joke though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is it Meatloaf wouldn't do?

Anal

You beat me to it, this is getting silly.

You missed the 21 grams joke though"

I honestly still don't get it.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"What is it Meatloaf wouldn't do?

Anal

You beat me to it, this is getting silly.

You missed the 21 grams joke though

I honestly still don't get it."

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/21_grams_experiment

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Why is it okay for a short person to ask a tall person to reach for something from the top shelf, but if a tall person asked a short person to bend down to get something from the bottom shelf that would be insulting ?

It’s a fair trade, but I’ve never been asked. I don’t ask tall people to reach things either

I get asked regularly on the big shop, usually in the biscuit aisle

I just climb the shelves

I’ve seen you with your clampons!

Isn’t the word crampons?

Yes, it’s been a while since I scaled Everest, I blame covid "

No clampons / crampons just a well timed foot on shelf, push jump, grab and drop - spikes could hinder the whole procedure

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

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"Can Chewbacca say his own name ?

Now we’re getting to the big questions! "

One of those things I’ve always wondered as he always speaks in grrs and rrfs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it okay for a short person to ask a tall person to reach for something from the top shelf, but if a tall person asked a short person to bend down to get something from the bottom shelf that would be insulting ?

It’s a fair trade, but I’ve never been asked. I don’t ask tall people to reach things either

I get asked regularly on the big shop, usually in the biscuit aisle

I just climb the shelves

I’ve seen you with your clampons!

Isn’t the word crampons?

Yes, it’s been a while since I scaled Everest, I blame covid

No clampons / crampons just a well timed foot on shelf, push jump, grab and drop - spikes could hinder the whole procedure "

Then the lot comes down and you can grab it easily from the floor, always thinking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is it Meatloaf wouldn't do?

Anal

You beat me to it, this is getting silly.

You missed the 21 grams joke though

I honestly still don't get it.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/21_grams_experiment"

Facepalm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right I'm off to host a quiz. Excellent thread TM. Good random thoughting everyone.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"What is it Meatloaf wouldn't do?

Anal"

That's what I'd heard before, now did he mean giving, receiving or both?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Is Graeme Souness becoming Ron Manager?

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over a year ago


"Right I'm off to host a quiz. Excellent thread TM. Good random thoughting everyone. "

Most fun I've had in a long time

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