FabSwingers.com forum: Favourite movie line

By *ensual-dominant-passion OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

So what’s your favourite movie line... and from which film!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

‘How can you be so obtuse’?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Here's Johnny!" — The Shining (1980)

You're gonna need a bigger boat." — Jaws (1975)

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?" — Dirty Harry (1971)

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By *LFB.Woman
over a year ago

Farnborough.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I've got a bad feeling about this".

And

"I love you 3000"

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By *LFB.Woman
over a year ago

Farnborough.

Sanka...you dead....yeah man. Cool Running.

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By *o_eye_deerMan
over a year ago

The South Near That London

You're born, you take shit.

You get out in the world, you take more shit.

You climb a little higher, you take less shit.

Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like.

Welcome to the layer cake son.

Eddie Temple - Layer Cake

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By *nfin8yWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Give me your coat your boots and your motorcycle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moon light?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This towns like one big pussy, waiting too get fucked!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"This towns like one big pussy, waiting too get fucked!

Was that from Toy Story?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done!

- Rocky Balboa

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By *ickJMan
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

So many of them to choose from.

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain."

(Rutger Hauer as Roy Batty, Blade Runner)

And, well, pretty much the entire script of Withnail & I:

"Scrubbers!"

"We've gone on holiday by mistake!"

"Then the fucker will rue the day!"

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

And I realized, fuck man, maybe that's what hell is: the entire rest of eternity spent in fuckin' Bruges. And I really really hoped I wouldn't die. I really really hoped I wouldn't die.

In Bruges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Andy Dufresne who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side” - Shawshank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone! In fact, what the f**k am I doin' in the back? You're the motherf**ker who should be on brain detail! We're f**kin' switchin'! I'm washin' the windows

Pulp fiction

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

Assumshion is the mother of all fuckups.

Under seage 2

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Choose a life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers... Choose DSY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away in the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself, choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"play it again Sam" it's the greatest movie line that was never said.

Now my mule don't take kindly to you boys laughing at him.

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one put's baby in the corner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Game over, man! Game over!

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
over a year ago

Cheam

I don’t want one position I want all positions !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elwood: There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Joliet Jake: Hit it - Blues Brothers

The worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don't - Joker

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I don’t want one position I want all positions !!

The fifth element.

I love that film.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. ...

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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

Yeah, I’ve had a team working on this over the past few weeks, and what we’ve come up with can be reduced to two fundamental concepts. One: People aren’t wearing enough hats. Two: Matter is energy. In the universe there are many energy fields which we cannot normally perceive. Some energies have a spiritual source which act upon a person’s soul. However, this “soul” does not exist ab initio as orthodox Christianity teaches; it has to be brought into existence by a process of guided self-observation. However, this is rarely achieved owing to man’s unique ability to be distracted from spiritual matters by everyday trivia.

What was that about hats again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say hello to my little friend

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By *obody1234Couple
over a year ago

Newport

rubbings racing harry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

' I don’t think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound ... fine?'

'Vegetarians? I've shit 'em...'

'Right Banks, you bastard! I'm the daddy now, next time, I'll fucking kill ya!'

'Otis: Where you going?

Henry: Nowhere - you wanna come?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach around. I'll be watching you."

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By *hat BlokeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate

Be excellent to each other

Bill & Teds Excellent Adventure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could eat a peach for hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get to the chopper "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum went to college. Napoleon Dynamite.

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By *anther81Man
over a year ago

Drogheda

Robert Duvall to Martin Sheen in Apocalypse Now with a resigning look:

“Some day this war is going to end......”

and then just walks away as Sheen looks at him in a is this guy for real way.

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By *ilverFox55Man
over a year ago

Watford

Roads, we don't need roads where we're going.

Back to future 2

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"So many of them to choose from.

(Rutger Hauer as Roy Batty, Blade Runner)

And, well, pretty much the entire script of Withnail & I:

"Scrubbers!"

"We've gone on holiday by mistake!"

"Then the fucker will rue the day!""

You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and fuck off while you're doing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take me out and do whatever I wanted. Now, I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good.”

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By *bione_1Man
over a year ago

Broxbourne

We are going to need a bigger boat

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Hey! Get some beer and some cleaning products!

Hi. How are you? My name's Elliot, and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America. We're selling uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't give me no lip, clean up the shit

Carwash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Execute order 66

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By *he Vital SparkMan
over a year ago

Preston

The name's Bond. James Bond

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

Say Hello to My Little Friend

Scareface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week. Which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. And I don't like it any more than you men.'

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Choose a life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers... Choose DSY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away in the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself, choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?"

I've always preferred the one from T2

“‘Choose life’ was a well meaning slogan from a 1980’s anti-drug campaign and we used to add things to it, so I might say for example, choose… designer lingerie, in the vain hope of kicking some life back into a dead relationship. Choose handbags, choose high-heeled shoes, cashmere and silk, to make yourself feel what passes for happy. Choose an iPhone made in China by a woman who jumped out of a window and stick it in the pocket of your jacket fresh from a South-Asian Firetrap.

Choose Facebook, Twitter, Snapchat, Instagram and a thousand others ways to spew your bile across people you’ve never met. Choose updating your profile, tell the world what you had for breakfast and hope that someone, somewhere cares. Choose looking up old flames, desperate to believe that you don’t look as bad as they do. Choose live-blogging, from your first wank ’til your last breath; human interaction reduced to nothing more than data. Choose ten things you never knew about celebrities who’ve had surgery. Choose screaming about abortion. Choose r4pe jokes, slut-shaming, revenge porn and an endless tide of depressing misogyny.

Choose 9/11 never happened, and if it did, it was the Jews. Choose a zero-hour contract and a two-hour journey to work. And choose the same for your kids, only worse, and maybe tell yourself that it’s better that they never happened. And then sit back and smother the pain with an unknown dose of an unknown drug made in somebody’s fucking kitchen.

Choose unfulfilled promise and wishing you’d done it all differently. Choose never learning from your own mistakes. Choose watching history repeat itself. Choose the slow reconciliation towards what you can get, rather than what you always hoped for. Settle for less and keep a brave face on it. Choose disappointment and choose losing the ones you love, then as they fall from view, a piece of you dies with them until you can see that one day in the future, piece by piece, they will all be gone and there’ll be nothing left of you to call alive or dead.

Choose your future, Veronika. Choose life.”

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By *icola2202Couple
over a year ago

Chatham

Chappy don’t want no bloody chicken - chappy

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

"Elwood: There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Joliet Jake: Hit it - Blues Brothers

Best line ever

The worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don't - Joker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Elwood: There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Joliet Jake: Hit it - Blues Brothers

Best line ever

The worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don't - Joker

I’ve made him an offer he can’t refuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be back...

Terminator(s)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I’m your huckleberry”

Bricktops line Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by a 'orrible c£&t, me.

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By *wingamajigsCouple
over a year ago

Folkestone

God will forgive them. He'll forgive them and allow them into heaven, I cant live with that.

Dead Mans Shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God will forgive them. He'll forgive them and allow them into heaven, I cant live with that.

Dead Mans Shoes"

Great film, they actually used my mates property in Matlock for the main guys house!

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"I am not breaking radio silence cos you lot got spooked by a dead flying fucking cow"

Dog Soldiers

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By *wingamajigsCouple
over a year ago

Folkestone

"God will forgive them. He'll forgive them and allow them into heaven, I cant live with that.

Dead Mans Shoes

Great film, they actually used my mates property in Matlock for the main guys house!"

Really ? Thats pretty cool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will break you

Rocky 4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I am not breaking radio silence cos you lot got spooked by a dead flying fucking cow"

Dog Soldiers"

Love that film. Also like the line "I hope I give you the shits"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunny days wouldn’t be special if it wasn’t for rain - get rich or die trying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God will forgive them. He'll forgive them and allow them into heaven, I cant live with that.

Dead Mans Shoes

Great film, they actually used my mates property in Matlock for the main guys house!

Really ? Thats pretty cool. "

He had only just bought it to do it up... but they wouldn’t let him, but paid his mortgage for three months while they filmed and came back and forth.

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

nottinghamshire

See you at the party richter

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

You complete me

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By *ony1980Man
over a year ago

bromsgrove

"Say Hello to My Little Friend

Scareface"

Is that a new film “Scareface”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane"

a legendary line by a legendary actor from a totally bizarre, and basically rubbish, film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of great lines, but I’ll add Sir Michael...

‘You’re only supposed to blow the bloody doors off’

And

‘Don’t point that bloody spear at me’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Can't rain all the time...'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've all got it coming kid _ unforgiven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." - Forrest Gump

Love this and so true

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By *ark ScorpioMan
over a year ago

Cupar

"Your ego is writing cheques Your body can't cash" Top Gun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I am not breaking radio silence cos you lot got spooked by a dead flying fucking cow"

Dog Soldiers

Love that film. Also like the line "I hope I give you the shits" "

One of my favourite films Dog Soldiers, so many great quotes;

-Sarge Sarge??

-I'm on the Khazi

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore." — The Wizard of Oz

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Jimmy Rabbitte, Sr.:

[referring to Joey] What did Evel Knievel want?

Jimmy Rabbitte:

God sent him.

Jimmy Rabbitte, Sr.:

What?

Jimmy Rabbitte:

God sent him.

Jimmy Rabbitte, Sr.:

On a f***ing Suzuki?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're born, you take shit.

You get out in the world, you take more shit.

You climb a little higher, you take less shit.

Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like.

Welcome to the layer cake son.

Eddie Temple - Layer Cake

Great movie

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By *MBER KENTCouple
over a year ago

folkestone

And the fact yours says R E P L I C A down the side

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

nottinghamshire

I'm not locked in here with you your locked in here with me

Watchmen

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Mickey O'Neil: do you like dags

Mickey O'Neil: Do you like dags?

Tommy: dags

Tommy: Dags?

Mickey O'Neil: yeah dags

Mickey O'Neil: Yeah dags.

Tommy: oh dogs yeah i like dags

Tommy: Uh dogs yeah I like dags.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He ain't getting any deader!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Felix to is henchman on finding a dead body in the back of his Jaguar

Henchman “You told me too take care of him boss”

Felix “I meant take care of him, NOT TAKE CARE OF HIM!!”

The 51st State

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually just about every single line of dialogue in that film

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

‘Get busy living or get busy dying’

‘I feel the need....the need for speed’

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Melina:

What have you been feeding this thing?

Douglas Quaid:

Blondes.

Melina:

I think it's still hungry.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Let off some steam Bennett

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By *ausageNmashCouple
over a year ago

Andover

Do you know what nemesis means?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity

It's not as if it's a tin of baked beans! What do you mean "open him up"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘This is a tasty burger’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You always pay too much. Particularly for promises. There aint no such thing as a bargain promise - no country for old men

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By *namCarasCouple
over a year ago

dundee

“here comes the milkman , hes got his shoes on!”

garfield

makes me laugh every time

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By *MBER KENTCouple
over a year ago

folkestone

Cameron,s so tight if you stick a lump of coal up his arse in the morning you have a diamond

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By *MBER KENTCouple
over a year ago

folkestone

Get 3 coffins ready ..BANG ..make that 4

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By *MBER KENTCouple
over a year ago

folkestone

Hi I'm abe froman I have a reservation....

YOUR ABE FROMAN

yes I am

THE SAUSAGE KING OF CHIGAGO

yep that's me

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