FabSwingers.com forum: Strange things to do during sex

By *inclouduk OP Man
over a year ago

Medway

What’s the strangest thing you do or have happened to you during sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Running nose when cumming. Can't help it, it just happens

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By *rue ReflectionsWoman
over a year ago

Hometown

Laugh, or cry, or both

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Getting cramp in my leg

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple
over a year ago

An ex farted during a BJ. It smelt like something had died and yet I carried on like a trooper anyway.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"Getting cramp in my leg "
there is nothing worse for killing the mood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hip goes, you grab it in sheer discomfort moaning and saying fuck repeatedly, the guy carries on fucking thinking you're cumming.

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Making a sandwich.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love food in bed.

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By *lder funCouple
over a year ago

tottenham

I wrote a shopping list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was giving a lady oral sex she fanny farted so funny but both fell about laughing killed the mood but still good night she spent the night in warm tender embrace as you can tell bear hugs

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Someone once checked their phone when it bleeped , would have been ok if he wasn't balls deep in me !! Bit off putting x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell out the shower and cut my head open and the bloke tried to carry on as he didn't realise my head was bleeding all over the floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hip goes, you grab it in sheer discomfort moaning and saying fuck repeatedly, the guy carries on fucking thinking you're cumming. "

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Fainting instead of orgasming

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I started crying and couldn't stop after a particularly amazing orgasm. Scared the guy quite badly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sang lion king to a penis (i was d*unk, he was a friend)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I started crying and couldn't stop after a particularly amazing orgasm. Scared the guy quite badly."

haha

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

"Fainting instead of orgasming

I've nearly done that during a d*unken episode with a women up against a wall down an alley

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

My ex blacked out after a series of intense orgasms, scared the shit out of me

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

"I started crying and couldn't stop after a particularly amazing orgasm. Scared the guy quite badly."

Bloody hell, I'd be proud of giving that reaction, not gonna lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My right leg sometimes shakes when I’m close to cumming

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Fainting instead of orgasming

I've nearly done that during a d*unken episode with a women up against a wall down an alley

I do it fairly regularly but more often it's close to a full faint rather than actually blacking out completely

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"My right leg sometimes shakes when I’m close to cumming

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mine does when I cum

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

"My right leg sometimes shakes when I’m close to cumming

Is it like what happens when you find a dog's ticklish spot

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By *-man24Man
over a year ago

northwest

[Removed by poster at 24/04/21 14:02:20]

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Getting cramp in my leg there is nothing worse for killing the mood"

True, nothing like getting a stitch which you are able to work through, but also an opportunity to say it's time to swop over and let them continue

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By *inclouduk OP Man
over a year ago

Medway

"An ex farted during a BJ. It smelt like something had died and yet I carried on like a trooper anyway. "

God that not too good lol

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By *inclouduk OP Man
over a year ago

Medway

"Hip goes, you grab it in sheer discomfort moaning and saying fuck repeatedly, the guy carries on fucking thinking you're cumming. "

Ouch that’s sound painful

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Bloke fell out of the wardrobe and knocked himself out on the foot of the bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

goose bumps on the back of my legs and arms when I cum.

Laugh afterwards if clit is played with as it like someone tickling me. Must be very sensitive

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Sang lion king to a penis (i was d*unk, he was a friend)

Defiler....

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By *ourNextAddictionMan
over a year ago

Somerset

I’ll develop an evil laugh - it’s normally when they reach the point every stroke makes them squirt. Good place to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wrote a shopping list"

I love it

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By *he English OneMan
over a year ago

west

Well I gets the giggles which tends to get contagious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a friend who gets paralysis everytime he cums ... everything stops and have to wait for it to pass!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I started crying and couldn't stop after a particularly amazing orgasm. Scared the guy quite badly.

Bloody hell, I'd be proud of giving that reaction, not gonna lie

I did point out he should be proud of himself....

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Laughed, cried, passed wind while orgasming, fell head first off the bed... The list is endless

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Sang lion king to a penis (i was d*unk, he was a friend)

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Sang lion king to a penis (i was d*unk, he was a friend)

Don't encourage her. She's a bad bad woman for defiling that song.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sang lion king to a penis (i was d*unk, he was a friend)

I feel like I need to know more... was it the first song with the African noises? or Circle or life? or Hakuna Matata.

so so many questions

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Fell out the shower and cut my head open and the bloke tried to carry on as he didn't realise my head was bleeding all over the floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sang lion king to a penis (i was d*unk, he was a friend)

Don't encourage her. She's a bad bad woman for defiling that song.

"I'm gonna be a mighty king, so enemies beware

Well I've never seen a king of beasts with quite so little hair

I'm gonna be the main event like no king was before

I'm brushing up on looking down, I'm working on my roar"

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Sang lion king to a penis (i was d*unk, he was a friend)

Don't encourage her. She's a bad bad woman for defiling that song.

I can't help it...I'm impressed.

Should have got that on video

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I started having a normal conversation when I was with an ex but took a while before she intervene and replied you know how to kill the moment

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Someone took a call about car insurance...not even kidding

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Really intense clitoral orgasms made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once told a women I was about to cum and she screams "Give me your babies you cunt". I burst out laughing, and she didn't see the funny side

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Really intense clitoral orgasms made me laugh

* make me laugh

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

"I started crying and couldn't stop after a particularly amazing orgasm. Scared the guy quite badly.

Bloody hell, I'd be proud of giving that reaction, not gonna lie

I did point out he should be proud of himself...."

Haha, damn straight!!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Sang lion king to a penis (i was d*unk, he was a friend)

Don't encourage her. She's a bad bad woman for defiling that song.

"I'm gonna be a mighty king, so enemies beware

Well I've never seen a king of beasts with quite so little hair

I'm gonna be the main event like no king was before

I'm brushing up on looking down, I'm working on my roar"

Remind me to give you a slap next time I see you.

And then run in the opposite direction

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I was once on a work conference call while having a threesome. True story. Luke

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By *nfin8yWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

"Getting cramp in my leg "

I get cramp too. The guy massaged my leg for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I started crying and couldn't stop after a particularly amazing orgasm. Scared the guy quite badly."

I've actually done this too, it was just a rush of endorphins and it made me burst into tears. The guy was really worried lol

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Getting cramp in my leg

I get cramp too. The guy massaged my leg for me"

Least I'm not alone on this so it must be normal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sang lion king to a penis (i was d*unk, he was a friend)

Don't encourage her. She's a bad bad woman for defiling that song.

"I'm gonna be a mighty king, so enemies beware

Well I've never seen a king of beasts with quite so little hair

I'm gonna be the main event like no king was before

I'm brushing up on looking down, I'm working on my roar"

I'm creased

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sang lion king to a penis (i was d*unk, he was a friend)

Don't encourage her. She's a bad bad woman for defiling that song.

"I'm gonna be a mighty king, so enemies beware

Well I've never seen a king of beasts with quite so little hair

I'm gonna be the main event like no king was before

I'm brushing up on looking down, I'm working on my roar"

I'm creased

The penis was my microphone and there was no stopping me.

Surprisingly we are still friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting cramp in my leg "

I did have a cramp in my abs! Painful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone took a call about car insurance...not even kidding

I've never objected to third party cover.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I started crying and couldn't stop after a particularly amazing orgasm. Scared the guy quite badly.

I've actually done this too, it was just a rush of endorphins and it made me burst into tears. The guy was really worried lol"

Exactly!! I'm so glad I'm either not abnormal or I'm just in good weirdo company with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shiver its ridiculous, also have whole body shakes if its been a while, ex missus used to squirt and fart..... would look great in a porn movie lol

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By *nkforthekinkMan
over a year ago

london/fareham/brighton

General chit chat like a catch up while face to face in the missionary position! No sex faces no moaning might aswel of thrown in a cup of tea!

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By *ony1980Man
over a year ago

bromsgrove

"Sang lion king to a penis (i was d*unk, he was a friend)

Hakuna Matata

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a meet that was so wet she queefed every time I thrusted. I have since find it’s quite common but first time it happened it was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girl I was ball deep in from behind took a phone call from her mum once, while I kept fucking her. Cant remember what they spoke about but must have been important.

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

1...was fucking a woman in a hotel arranged meet and she was cumming really intense as I fucked her hard from behind.

Her moans were loud and she was actually crying because she’d not orgasmed for ages and the sensation was overwhelming.....if that was weird enough, some fucker started beating on the door because the noise.

2...a gorgeous lady traveled down from Sheffield for a meet. I was giving her the good news from behind and she was absolutely loving it so I fucked her hard and amongst the moans of pleasure she said “ooh mum” I thought wtf but each to their own I guess.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I get so wet that it has been known for a guy to towel off his cock every now and then

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

"I get so wet that it has been known for a guy to towel off his cock every now and then

That is strange....why would he not enjoy that wetness!?!

The wetter the better right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My legs shake depending on the position when I’m close to an orgasm. Usually when I’m on my back. Makes cumming from oral difficult.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

"I get so wet that it has been known for a guy to towel off his cock every now and then

That is strange....why would he not enjoy that wetness!?!

The wetter the better right."

Sounds heavenly to me.

Him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I rediscover sexual sensation I frequently find tears rolling down my face.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

A friend of mine was on a work conference call while giving me oral. Obviously she stopped sucking my cock when she had to speak.

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By *nfin8yWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

"Getting cramp in my leg there is nothing worse for killing the mood"

I get cramp in my leg sometimes. Good to go after a quick massage though

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By *inclouduk OP Man
over a year ago

Medway

Def some strange things

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

After doggy style sex my partner climbed on my back like I was a horse, called me his steed and insisted on "riding me" onto the bed. He's a strange creature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex turned my cock into a ventriloquist doll by prising open my japseye with two fingers and gave it a voice.

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By *onb21Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff

Not strange but I have set a pillow a light when I was really young. My mum nearly killed me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have heard that some women like to do there shopping list or read a book is this true ?

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By *ackFromTheDead2Man
over a year ago

London/Surrey

You know how you can click your fingers, wrist, neck/back? I clicked my dick/pelvis once & she thought it snapped

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

For some, it will be me! I'm pretty strange

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"My ex turned my cock into a ventriloquist doll by prising open my japseye with two fingers and gave it a voice."

Amazing

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