FabSwingers.com forum: Farting

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you hold it in around others or just let go.

For me, if I am around friends, let it goooooo.

On a date though...just no.

Right now, I love that Sophie congratulates me on a good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[let rip at 24/04/21 00:33:33]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoever Sophie is she is gross.

Well done on the fart though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I let it out even if I don't kniw you, even been known to.let them.out on a first meet,

Now I know why I don't get meet 2

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Friends that care share

If I'm in public or with management I try to behave myself but when alone I can be very uncoof and let rip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember the stomach pains when i first met my hubby and i refused to fart near him.

Now i waft the covers in bed

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

I'm pretty free and easy with my toots in my own place.

I only do it in other people's houses if I know they want their wall paper peeled off.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

My face has melted, someone pass me a spatula and some fresh plaster

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I remember the stomach pains when i first met my hubby and i refused to fart near him.

Now i waft the covers in bed

I cant deal with the stomach ache, it is horrendous at times

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

It's good if you can keep yer thighs firmly together when you're in the bath, and watch the bubbles come up between yer knees

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have just seen a post on bookface that says:

An air horn that looks like a febreeze can so you know when someone poops at your house

Honestly the funniest thing I have read this week

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By *lueEyedGuyMEMan
over a year ago

MancBoltonBuryWigan

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan
over a year ago

bedford

Savage

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By *lueEyedGuyMEMan
over a year ago

MancBoltonBuryWigan

"I have just seen a post on bookface that says:

An air horn that looks like a febreeze can so you know when someone poops at your house

Honestly the funniest thing I have read this week

I want one! Lol beautiful ass though btw OP!

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan
over a year ago

bedford

Lovely arse to let fart

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I find a quiet corner and let go and say it wasn’t me

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Wherever u may b let your wind go free!

In church or chapel let it rattle! X

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Point at the dog or cat. With a knowing grin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll know if you're a real friend when I fart in your company. New friends defo not!

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan
over a year ago

bedford

"Wherever u may b let your wind go free!

In church or chapel let it rattle! X"

Don’t be shy about it

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By *nkforthekinkMan
over a year ago

london/fareham/brighton

Am I the only one who still finds them funny?

Did you know? You can bottom burp as much as you want on a airplane and no body will smell it!

They can however still hear it though!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently Chuck Berry used to pay big sums of money to ‘escorts’ and he had them fart in his face..each to their own

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Apparently Chuck Berry used to pay big sums of money to ‘escorts’ and he had them fart in his face..each to their own "

Not the first time I have heard of it fetishsised, but tbh most things can and have been too

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Whoever Sophie is she is gross.

Well done on the fart though "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I firmly believe that women dont fart or poop. Womens bottom holes are there solely for my pleasure!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I firmly believe that women dont fart or poop. Womens bottom holes are there solely for my pleasure!

I would burst your bubble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I walk outside to fart when I'm with company.

Family and friends just need to buckle up and weather the storm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend at work would announce an oncoming one by taking on the persona of an American evangelist and announce "leave this body demon" and let rip to laughter and gags from us.

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By *-man24Man
over a year ago

northwest

"Wherever u may b let your wind go free!

In church or chapel let it rattle! X"

Haha funny I can imagine the echo I would make in a church I try and do a leg lift sly one

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

We all know where I sit with this....... At an angle with one leg raised.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

https://youtu.be/r8-xCu9hHa8

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Where ever thy may be, let thy wind blow free

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Sharing is caring

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By *issysbee69Woman
over a year ago

Brandenburg

Try to keep from it but you can't help it when the situation is a little bit of a pressure point and you don't have a chance and Pray for the no Smell ones

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Apparently Chuck Berry used to pay big sums of money to ‘escorts’ and he had them fart in his face..each to their own "

Been asked if I would do that on here! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have just seen a post on bookface that says:

An air horn that looks like a febreeze can so you know when someone poops at your house

Honestly the funniest thing I have read this week

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"We all know where I sit with this....... At an angle with one leg raised. "

Haha Legend

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By *ihimbiherCouple
over a year ago

lightwater

Suddenly we have lost our MoJo

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By *auti Lass and MoleCouple
over a year ago

Bicester

I taught Nauti the amazing "pull my finger" technique not long ago. Nauti had never heard of it!!! It took a fair few times to get it right (too early, too late, pulling own finger etc).

In company we prefer to leave the air smelling fresh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a guy standing behind me when i was naked with his lighter asking me tom fart..... when i did there was a blue flash it burnt the hairs on my bum...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember jennys first fart. She was embarrised

. But since she has let rip when we been fucking mainly because its hard to keep it in when she is getting fucked really hard. The body will do what it likes on times. Even if a woman of the cpl we would meet farted during sex its no biggy. Its hard for women to hold them in when you are going at it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Suddenly we have lost our MoJo "

Well you did click on, and read, a thread titled "farting"

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By *ate_BMan
over a year ago

London

Hold it in for too long and you'll blow the sheets off

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Let it go, let it go

Can’t hold it back anymore

Let it go, let it go......

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I find other people's farts hilarious and can't not laugh.....

And as a result I have recently been told I'm a child a fair bit.

However, I obviously never fart

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I find other people's farts hilarious and can't not laugh.....

And as a result I have recently been told I'm a child a fair bit.

However, I obviously never fart

Noooo

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By *ihimbiherCouple
over a year ago

lightwater

Suddenly we have lost our MoJo

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Suddenly we have lost our MoJo "

Well you did come onto a thread titled 'farting' so im not sure what you expected......it was never going to smell of roses

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Depends what I've eaten

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By *hantasmagoriaWoman
over a year ago

Newport

As an ibs sufferer if I hold it in its suicide, if I need to then I do lol

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

With friends..... let it go!

New people I’ll try and control it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find it gross tbh, I get it’s a body function but embracing it in-front of others... no

It’s proper inconvenient tho as often have to get up and leave the room lol

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Suddenly we have lost our MoJo "

You said you lost it an hour before saying it again, so I assume you found it then lost it again. So plus side, it can't have gone far

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Apparently Chuck Berry used to pay big sums of money to ‘escorts’ and he had them fart in his face..each to their own

Been asked if I would do that on here! X"

Nothing surprises me on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We all know where I sit with this....... At an angle with one leg raised. "

This made me laugh out loud

It depends who I’m with, and if I think I will be an SBD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As an ibs sufferer if I hold it in its suicide, if I need to then I do lol

Same!

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Just need to find yourselves people into eproctophilia

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By *lueEyedGuyMEMan
over a year ago

MancBoltonBuryWigan

"We all know where I sit with this....... At an angle with one leg raised.

This made me laugh out loud

It depends who I’m with, and if I think I will be an SBD

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Love farting ..loud and proud. Bad to hold it in.

Him x

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