FabSwingers.com forum: Ode to alll those guys claiming to be VVWE

By *uckscouple2007 OP Couple
over a year ago

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Very Funny as long as you know the tune to "I Will Survive"

SING IT!!! OUT LOUD

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.

When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!

But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on...

But there you are, another lie,

I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!

I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream

Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans!

Go on now-go! , Walk out the door,

Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!

Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?

Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!

Cuz as long as I have batteries,

My sex life's gonna thrive!

I will always have good sex,

With a handful of latex!

I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

[NEXT VERSE]

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,

When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!

But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,

Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!

Cuz as long as I have batteries,

My sex life's gonna thrive!

I will always have good sex,

With a handful of latex!

I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very Funny as long as you know the tune to "I Will Survive"

SING IT!!! OUT LOUD

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.

When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!

But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on...

But there you are, another lie,

I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!

I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream

Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans!

Go on now-go! , Walk out the door,

Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!

Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?

Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!

Cuz as long as I have batteries,

My sex life's gonna thrive!

I will always have good sex,

With a handful of latex!

I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

[NEXT VERSE]

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,

When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!

But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,

Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!

Cuz as long as I have batteries,

My sex life's gonna thrive!

I will always have good sex,

With a handful of latex!

I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

lmao

love it and gonna be singing it all nite now too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely fantastic! Even sang it out loud!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very tempted to send this to the ladies at work, however, I am sure I would get into trouble for doing so!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excellent - loved it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i sung it on karaoke in a pub..... there were a few guys looked very uncomfortable he he he!!! and before u all heave the toys out the pram i know im a bitch!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent it to my g/fs and a work colleague via their private addresses

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By *erekduvallCouple
over a year ago

swansea

lol, love a bit of poetry inthere see our profile, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LMAO!!!!!! Love Gloria Gaynor....and sang this one out loud.....am still tittering....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fab xxxx

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

FABulous play on words seen a few like it in the past and they are all great

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