FabSwingers.com forum: The most unexpected thing

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That's happened to you during sex. What is it ?

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By *ure_heatMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Being walked in on in our hotel room through the connecting room!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock bent awkwardly due to an angle and boy did it hurt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The loudest fanny fart ever, it was hilarious ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baby oil I got the bright idea to put plastic down on the bed covered it in baby oil. Hubby launched me across the room. It was hilarious.

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By *ornUnderStoneMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

It was a bit of a shock when she pissed in my face whilst I was licking her. But.... God it was exciting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And don’t laugh at this one ! Lol ! Was giving a lady oral sex ! And she fanny farted ! Embarrassing for us both both fell about laughing she spent the night in warm cuddly embrace so good night

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

When I were a teenager I was fingering my girlfriend and she squirted a little bit. I was so naive I thought it was wee

I have educated myself a bit since then

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By *ralwizardMan
over a year ago

Thornaby

When I was younger, had someone on top of my then both heard a snapping / clicking sound from down below and a Sharpe pain in the cock.... Quickly lost my etection. Didn't hurt after she got off and went downstairs... Still not sure what it was to this day

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By *ralwizardMan
over a year ago

Thornaby

I guess another thing... Whilst stood up kissing, I started to finger someone... After a few minutes, all of a sudden she hit the floor like a sack of spuds with eyes closed, gave a shake and she came back round. Never happened before or since....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Baby oil I got the bright idea to put plastic down on the bed covered it in baby oil. Hubby launched me across the room. It was hilarious.

Oh this made laugh out Loud.

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By *elpful and caringMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

My mother in law suggesting that she give me a golden shower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

having my IUD fucked out of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her child walked in, thank God the little one was around 18 months old.

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By *elpful and caringMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

We did that on our honeymoon!

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By *ornUnderStoneMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Oh christ I forgot all about that. I had a girlfriends 6 year old come in whilst my face was firmly engulfed in her pussy lol. She quickly pulled a cover over me. I thought I better stop temporarily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh christ I forgot all about that. I had a girlfriends 6 year old come in whilst my face was firmly engulfed in her pussy lol. She quickly pulled a cover over me. I thought I better stop temporarily"

true gentleman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being walked in on in our hotel room through the connecting room!"

Spat my coffee!!! Must have been awkward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being walked in on in our hotel room through the connecting room!

Spat my coffee!!! Must have been awkward "

Something similar happened where a cleaner got in the room while I was sucking a guy off... awkward...!

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By *xplore_With_MeMan
over a year ago

Lincs

Banjo = Snap = Blood = Ouch = Sidelined for a while.....

18 years old!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being walked in on in our hotel room through the connecting room!

Spat my coffee!!! Must have been awkward

Something similar happened where a cleaner got in the room while I was sucking a guy off... awkward...!"

Did they cum back later?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had sex once, I think, seems a long time ago.

Does this count?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"having my IUD fucked out of me

Px "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got headbutted.

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By *rying2niteMan
over a year ago

Egremont

Yep.....been there, done that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got headbutted."

No anal, means no anal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its too upsetting to think about

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Got headbutted."

Sorry about that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Falling through the two hotel beds pushed together

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Falling through the two hotel beds pushed together

Sorry about that too

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

The door wasn't fully shut and the lady I was with's puppy ran in and jumped on my back.

Scared the fuck out of me as I had no idea what it was.

She just burst out laughing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got headbutted.

Sorry about that."

She enjoyed it haha.

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By *overtMan
over a year ago

Preston

My wife sneezed during sex and I ended up on the outside! Yes we had to laugh!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got headbutted."

Oh really.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

A coloured lights, out of body experience kind of orgasm...

Definitely a first and definitely unexpected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got walked in on by a girl while giving a guy a blowjob, one of my earliest times with a guy and very embarrassing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A coloured lights, out of body experience kind of orgasm...

Definitely a first and definitely unexpected

Sounds amazing.

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By *ostonJoeMan
over a year ago

Boston

Not so much durin, but shortly after finishing up and laying in the sun enjoying the afterglow on a warm sunny beach, a man stood up not 8 feet away and casually walked past us. Off he wandered down to a nearby pool where he washed his hands and slowly walked away. We had no idea he was even there. You could see for miles and the beach looked deserted. He had some mad dogging ninja skills.

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By *inell1Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Enjoying xafe sex anal with a willing lady and she became a bit too relaxed!!!

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By *inell1Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Safe not xafe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to roll Mrs N in to a new position, misjudged it, we both fell out of bed and on the floor. Would have been mildly funny if I hadn't banged my head on the bedside cabinet and knocked myself out for about 2 mins! Fairly sure Mrs N kept going but she won't tell me! M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ornament from a shelf fell on my head

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Enjoying xafe sex anal with a willing lady and she became a bit too relaxed!!!"

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By *inell1Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

"Enjoying xafe sex anal with a willing lady and she became a bit too relaxed!!!

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that was my reaction also lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When younger had lady that didn’t know the difference between suck and bite blood everywhere visit to ae stay in hospital stitches in cock very embarrassing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Enjoying xafe sex anal with a willing lady and she became a bit too relaxed!!!

that was my reaction also lol"

So you didn't enjoy it

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By *inell1Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

"Enjoying xafe sex anal with a willing lady and she became a bit too relaxed!!!

that was my reaction also lol

So you didn't enjoy it

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up until that point I did lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When younger had lady that didn’t know the difference between suck and bite blood everywhere visit to ae stay in hospital stitches in cock very embarrassing

Ouch ouch ouch

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Starting to fuck in the living room and looking up and seeing the window cleaner staring right back at us. Rather embarrassing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got bitten by a scorpion

Within half an hour I had an allergic reaction to it and my inner thighs were covered in bumps my eyes lips and tongue were swollen and my boyfriend nearly cried - it's a good job I knew what to do

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Another guy licking my leg and suddenly running screaming from the room.

Limited edition Body Shop chocolate body butter.

... I just wanted soft legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The hotel staff decided to let themselves in to deliver a bottle of birthday bubbles just after we'd checked in ...

I didn't let on to my partner and he kept going (a very vanilla missionary!)

The hotel staff's face was a picture.. They ran to the nearest table to put the icebucket down and then ran out looking mortified

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"That's happened to you during sex. What is it ?"

She said yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bouncer knocked on the cubicle door.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"That's happened to you during sex. What is it ?

She said yes

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"That's happened to you during sex. What is it ?"

She woke up

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"The door wasn't fully shut and the lady I was with's puppy ran in and jumped on my back.

Scared the fuck out of me as I had no idea what it was.

She just burst out laughing."

..It's when their oversexed Jack Russel comes in and starts rubbing himself off on her leg and you begin to wonder what other privileges he has!

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

Putting a dent in the bedroom wall with a butt plug

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"That's happened to you during sex. What is it ?

She woke up

A bit too topical!

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"That's happened to you during sex. What is it ?

She woke up

A bit too topical!"

I thought we were being honest?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ended up with a concussion after some furniture fell on us mid-session.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

After a rather intense session, K burst into tears. I had no idea what was going on - he's a love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a police woman knocked on the car window....

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"having my IUD fucked out of me

Px "

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had lady bite instead of suck and lady’s been in hospital for six months seriously injuries and lady’s gents the bite was well worse

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

"Putting a dent in the bedroom wall with a butt plug

That'll teach you to eat the beans

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"Had lady bite instead of suck and lady’s been in hospital for six months seriously injuries and lady’s gents the bite was well worse

Do you mean you were in hospital for 6 months?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was in hospital for six months motorcycle accident broken jaw helmet went through jaw smashed all teeth broken jaw broken leg and arm and ribs six months hospital recovery time was only in hospital for week when she bit my Willy but god the pain was unbearable had four stitches in mr Willy

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"Was in hospital for six months motorcycle accident broken jaw helmet went through jaw smashed all teeth broken jaw broken leg and arm and ribs six months hospital recovery time was only in hospital for week when she bit my Willy but god the pain was unbearable had four stitches in mr Willy

Oh jeez. Ouch to both! Hope you're getting better luck nowadays.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really had covid last may as well to top it off Lady Luck has definitely deserted me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nowt as bad as you lot.. .but got conjunctivitis from cum in my eyes..

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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

When I was 15 and the girl who i lost my virginity too we both bunked off school, came back to my house and she came on when we were right in the middle of Coitus a rather messy situation on a mad clean up before the parents come home from work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry guys bit of a long tale of our unexpected interruption.

Well here we go for the most unexpected thing to happen.

We have been lucky and had formed a fab bubble with a fellow fabber we knew this fabber since last year. Which ment we could still meet to have fun when wanted.

Well this particular night the boundaries were going to pushed. We were having some fun in bedroom.When we tried to convince miss hoolie to carry on outside in the open air in the back garden. Not the most private of spaces but never the less push the boat out.Miss hoolie was not entirely convinced with going out but plucked up her adventurous spirt and headed outside. On getting out the back garden heard a scream for help. We looked over next door and found an old lady had fallen and hurt her self quite badly. Archie and the fellow fabber ran next door to help. Hopped over the gate and administered appropriate first aid. Miss hoolie rung 999.

Whilst waiting for the ambulance to arrive miss hoolie came round to offer further support if necessary.

Now during the wait archie and the other fabber got blankets and applied pressure to the cut on the ladies head.

The whole family arrived to the house 30mins before the paramedics arrived.

Miss hoolie in just a dress ,coat no knickers or bra, archie in just a t shirt and jeans and the fabber in a dressing gown and joggers.

Tryjng our best to conceal the fact that we were having a fab time.

She went to hospital. We all calmed down had a drink. Before finishing off the evenings entertainment. Then sat and ate Archie's wonderful prepared curry.

Archie now owes the old lady a passander curry. He was talking about cooking to keep her awake. She said "ooooooo ill have a mild curry off you." How could he refuse.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

We broke the bed.

Nuff said.

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

"Sorry guys bit of a long tale of our unexpected interruption.