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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you were to be reincarnated as another creature, would you like to have a sharp beak like a bird so you could peck at things?

Or would you rather have a powerful set of hind-quarters on you like a quadrupled so you could run quickly?

It's a tricky one but if you do reply, serious answers only please.

And remember - beak hind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hummingbird beak please if I have to beak one.

And a black panther body.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"If you were to be reincarnated as another creature, would you like to have a sharp beak like a bird so you could peck at things?

Or would you rather have a powerful set of hind-quarters on you like a quadrupled so you could run quickly?

It's a tricky one but if you do reply, serious answers only please.

And remember - beak hind "

An ostrich has both. I’d be an ostrich and bury my head in the sand when I message people and they say I’m not for them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A hummingbird beak please if I have to beak one.

And a black panther body. "

I'm afraid you can't have hybrid animals if they haven't been invented yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A hummingbird beak please if I have to beak one.

And a black panther body.

I'm afraid you can't have hybrid animals if they haven't been invented yet. "

Off to laboratory.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Hind, for making a quick exit when the husband gets home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd come back as a Bonobo Monkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d say a wolf, to chase down what I want to sink my teeth into

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beak Hind

Can I be an elephant please so I can justify how much I eat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Beak Hind

Can I be an elephant please so I can justify how much I eat "

Would you have a large trunk?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I'd like to be a kangaroo so I have an overload of hindness and can snuggle people and still be full of powerful hindness.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I want to be a little Marmoset Monkey x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd come back as a Bonobo Monkey

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Don’t they sort out any issue with fucking? Played dude

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like to be a kangaroo so I have an overload of hindness and can snuggle people and still be full of powerful hindness. "

What would you keep in your pouch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A giraffe, the world's fastest vegetarian.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A giraffe, the world's fastest vegetarian. "

I thought that was Colin Jackson?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd come back as a Bonobo Monkey

Don’t they sort out any issue with fucking? Played dude "

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

I take the bulky quads thanks

Birds terrify me! Except ravens, I respect them and vultures, cos they only eat dead stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A giraffe, the world's fastest vegetarian. "

I hope its a dancing one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you look closely at the thread title, it’s a pun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you look closely at the thread title, it’s a pun. "

We should all beak earful about reading thread titles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you look closely at the thread title, it’s a pun. "

Genuine answers only please

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I'd like to be a kangaroo so I have an overload of hindness and can snuggle people and still be full of powerful hindness.

What would you keep in your pouch?"

I doen't know, maybe some juice?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I’d like to be a flamingo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dolphin, sex and playtime, all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you look closely at the thread title, it’s a pun. "

Be kind ok? Not everyone is as sharp.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d like to be a flamingo "

You have plenty that stork you I'm sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d like to be a flamingo "

You haven’t got a leg to stand on

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Good lord. How long did it take you to come up with that pun?!

Hind, obviously. Kangaroo would be pretty damn cool

Mrs kf x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Beak hind everyone

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By *ostonJoeMan
over a year ago

Boston

Definitely a Griffin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beak hind everyone "

Shameless opportunism

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I’d be a mermaid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d be a mermaid "

How would you differentiate between which shells are your friends and which are your bra ?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"I’d be a mermaid

How would you differentiate between which shells are your friends and which are your bra ? "

If they’re my friends then they’ll be supportive so the two are interchangeable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d be a mermaid

How would you differentiate between which shells are your friends and which are your bra ?

If they’re my friends then they’ll be supportive so the two are interchangeable. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id like to be a Jaglion.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Beak hind everyone

Shameless opportunism "

You've got to strike while tempers are hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beak hind everyone

Shameless opportunism

You've got to strike while tempers are hot "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


" "

Who was it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Who was it "

Estragon

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


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Who was it

Estragon "

*weeps*

No!!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"

Who was it

Estragon "

No way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is a shame, he was a good egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Who was it

Estragon

No way "

Thats surprising. Very smart guy.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Because I know that if you read this you'll roll your eyes at such sentimentality.

Thanks Esty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's one perve less to be had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hind always hind

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