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"Can I ask you a question?" Of course you can. I have a PHD in quiz show questions. | |||
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"Can I ask you a question?" No and let me tell you why, this Is a socially accepted way to ease into something that might be a personally awkward question. By asking a non question, the asker is being passively defensive. They are defending themselves from potentially negative reactions to the real question by posing an easy lead in, if the answer is ‘no’ they’re not the one being impolite, after all asking if you can ask has to be polite?! By getting a ‘yes’ to this polite lead in question, you are already predisposed to positively answer the following question because you’ve have already partially agreed to it.’ So sorry you can’t. | |||
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"Please don't post actual messages that you have received as it is against fab rules " This! But hoping everyone knew that anyway. | |||
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"Message.. Hey how are you?" Agony, had a banging curry last night that my tummy isn't thanking me for. It's coming out like lava. | |||
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"Message.. Hey how are you?" I’m as well today as I was yesterday but I’ve no idea about tomorrow | |||
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"Can I ask you a question? No and let me tell you why, this Is a socially accepted way to ease into something that might be a personally awkward question. By asking a non question, the asker is being passively defensive. They are defending themselves from potentially negative reactions to the real question by posing an easy lead in, if the answer is ‘no’ they’re not the one being impolite, after all asking if you can ask has to be polite?! By getting a ‘yes’ to this polite lead in question, you are already predisposed to positively answer the following question because you’ve have already partially agreed to it.’ So sorry you can’t. " Oh my I’m so using this from now on | |||
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"Can I ask you a question? No and let me tell you why, this Is a socially accepted way to ease into something that might be a personally awkward question. By asking a non question, the asker is being passively defensive. They are defending themselves from potentially negative reactions to the real question by posing an easy lead in, if the answer is ‘no’ they’re not the one being impolite, after all asking if you can ask has to be polite?! By getting a ‘yes’ to this polite lead in question, you are already predisposed to positively answer the following question because you’ve have already partially agreed to it.’ So sorry you can’t. " I'm going to keep that as a copy and paste message! | |||
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"Are you on the pill? " Citalopram for a couple of years but I'm trying the more holistic approach these days. | |||
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" "I can fuck her other hole for youse"" Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place, and I don't care how tough you are, it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward; how much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done! Now, if you know what you're worth, then go out and get what you're worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain't you. You're better than that! | |||
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"Are you on the pill? Yes the anti fucktard pill " | |||
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"Can I ask you a question? No and let me tell you why, this Is a socially accepted way to ease into something that might be a personally awkward question. By asking a non question, the asker is being passively defensive. They are defending themselves from potentially negative reactions to the real question by posing an easy lead in, if the answer is ‘no’ they’re not the one being impolite, after all asking if you can ask has to be polite?! By getting a ‘yes’ to this polite lead in question, you are already predisposed to positively answer the following question because you’ve have already partially agreed to it.’ So sorry you can’t. I'm going to keep that as a copy and paste message! " Copy and paste message - never. | |||
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"Message.. Hey how are you?" Funny you ask. I was just wondering “how am I”, then I started to look towards the bible, particularly the part about sodom and gamora. Seems quite fun to be fair. Fancy giving it a go? | |||
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"Can I ask you a question? No and let me tell you why, this Is a socially accepted way to ease into something that might be a personally awkward question. By asking a non question, the asker is being passively defensive. They are defending themselves from potentially negative reactions to the real question by posing an easy lead in, if the answer is ‘no’ they’re not the one being impolite, after all asking if you can ask has to be polite?! By getting a ‘yes’ to this polite lead in question, you are already predisposed to positively answer the following question because you’ve have already partially agreed to it.’ So sorry you can’t. I'm going to keep that as a copy and paste message! " Quote your sources woman! | |||
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"You clearly have 5 jokes on heavy rotation, when are you going to get some new material cause me and the guys are getting tired of it ? " Do you just do fish puns for the halibut? | |||
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"Are you this funny in real life? " Only if we communicate via the written word. | |||
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"Message.. Hey how are you? Agony, had a banging curry last night that my tummy isn't thanking me for. It's coming out like lava." Chinese tonight? | |||
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"You clearly have 5 jokes on heavy rotation, when are you going to get some new material cause me and the guys are getting tired of it ? Do you just do fish puns for the halibut? " Cod loves a fryer | |||
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"Can I ask you a question?" “Can I ask you a question?” is questioning their capability to ask a question. “May I ask you a question?” is requesting permission to ask a question. | |||
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"Message.. Hey how are you?" Similar, but "How R U". Message: "What R U up 2" | |||
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"Message.. Hey how are you? Agony, had a banging curry last night that my tummy isn't thanking me for. It's coming out like lava. Chinese tonight?" Another curry, need to beat the record lava temperature of what a human can withstand without passing out through shock | |||
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"Can I ask you a question? No and let me tell you why, this Is a socially accepted way to ease into something that might be a personally awkward question. By asking a non question, the asker is being passively defensive. They are defending themselves from potentially negative reactions to the real question by posing an easy lead in, if the answer is ‘no’ they’re not the one being impolite, after all asking if you can ask has to be polite?! By getting a ‘yes’ to this polite lead in question, you are already predisposed to positively answer the following question because you’ve have already partially agreed to it.’ So sorry you can’t. I'm going to keep that as a copy and paste message! Quote your sources woman! " I will do Mister! Just for you. | |||
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"Meet me now " I'll be the one in a clown mask chasing you with a hatchet. | |||
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"You clearly have 5 jokes on heavy rotation, when are you going to get some new material cause me and the guys are getting tired of it ? Do you just do fish puns for the halibut? Cod loves a fryer " Just reported this comment for being too funny | |||
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"Meet me now I'll be the one in a clown mask chasing you with a hatchet. " You say the sexiest things. | |||
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"Can I ask you a question? “Can I ask you a question?” is questioning their capability to ask a question. “May I ask you a question?” is requesting permission to ask a question. " I would like to ask you a question. | |||
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"I doubt youll see this in the 1000's of messages you get everyday but here's me... " You're right, I didn't see it so no need to check your sent message box. | |||
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"Omg, you're the hottest girl/man/couple on Fab! " That's one message I've never had. I feel so left out now. | |||
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"Can I ask you a question?" You just did. And no you can’t | |||
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"How's lockdown treating you? " Honestly not too bad. Kind of reminds me of my time in insulation in prison. I mean I wish they’d let me empty my bucket more often, and the lack of sunlight is awful, but I guess that’s the price you pay for being locked in a sex offenders basement. | |||
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"Where abouts are you? " At a crossroads in life. | |||
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"Where abouts are you? " We’ll just look out side. See me waving... I’ll pop down my binoculars so you can recognise me! | |||
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"I doubt youll see this in the 1000's of messages you get everyday but here's me... " Have you read mine yet | |||
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"Would you like a massage? I'm experienced. " So is my wand, doubles up as a full body massager and doesn't expect conversation. | |||
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"Fancy a meet " I have a white van, I'm at the McDonald's around the corner. Let's go | |||
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"Hi guys" Hi Sloth, give one eyed willie my regards. | |||
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"Hi, You've been given a 24hr forum timeout....." . No point replying to those! | |||
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"Hi. How are uses. I’m an “experienced” bull (aged in his early 20’s) " So he did the 2 week course then?? | |||
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"Just wanted to say your pics are awesome. " Thanks, I bet you day that to all the girls... | |||
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"Hi. How are uses. I’m an “experienced” bull (aged in his early 20’s) So he did the 2 week course then?? " | |||
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"Just wanted to say your pics are awesome. " That was my message | |||
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"Wanna fuck now Wanna see me cum Wanna watch my cam....I could go on..." Wanna watch me reply | |||
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"Are your boobs real? " Partly. Does that count? The rest is silicone. But would you turn down a fuck if they weren't real? | |||
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"Just wanted to say your pics are awesome. " Thanks. Your 14 different angles of your cock is a modern art tour de force | |||
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"Would you like your cock sucked, I know it says you’re straight but it’s only a blowie you can even close your eyes " Don't close your eyes, I want to see into your soul as you cum. | |||
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"Just wanted to say your pics are awesome. Thanks. Your 14 different angles of your cock is a modern art tour de force" too true. | |||
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"So many messages Definitely need to quit my life now I don't know how to speak with someone now Left over It's nothing is satisfying anyone I see I mean alright you are a woman and you are special and you need to be treated with respect but come on If a guy is texting dirty or weird it's not good...if he asking you about your life it's not good ... Literally pointless to try having a conversation with someone here " | |||
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"Would you like a massage? I'm experienced. So is my wand, doubles up as a full body massager and doesn't expect conversation. " | |||
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"Hey I loved your pics and sent you a friend request because I saw you were local and we're staying nearby for the week." And I'm gonna ignore the friend request for the same reasons | |||
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"Would you like your cock sucked, I know it says you’re straight but it’s only a blowie you can even close your eyes Don't close your eyes, I want to see into your soul as you cum. " That's sooooo romantic. | |||
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"Just wanted to say your pics are awesome. Thanks. Your 14 different angles of your cock is a modern art tour de force" I might copy and paste this one too | |||
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"Morning sexy, id love a naughty chat with you" And I'd love some peace and quiet. | |||
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"Are you this funny in real life? " No, my ad-lib lines are well rehearsed | |||
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"Best one I get lately is "Your not fat!" Response- You're*." | |||
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"Would you like your cock sucked, I know it says you’re straight but it’s only a blowie you can even close your eyes Don't close your eyes, I want to see into your soul as you cum. " Ermm my imagination just went through the roof | |||
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"Morning sexy, id love a naughty chat with you" You only had to ask! | |||
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"Best one I get lately is "Your not fat!" Response- You're*." OK. OK. Your not YOU'RE. | |||
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"Just for fun, Either post a message that is typically sent on fab or make one up. Or reply to a message another fabber has posted as if you had received it. But! Make the replies as witty and as sarcastic as possible. " I never get sent messages unless I send some first and it’s rare I send many nowadays. But I imagine them to be something like: FAF? | |||
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"Would you chat with me and my wife Profile is not photo verified and has 1 cam verification from 1983 " I don't chat with my own mother, what makes you so fucking special? | |||
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"Would you chat with me and my wife Profile is not photo verified and has 1 cam verification from 1983 I don't chat with my own mother, what makes you so fucking special? " | |||
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"Cam?" Per van? Only if it's kitted out like the Mystery Machine | |||
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"Just wanted to say your pics are awesome. " Well that makes one of us! | |||
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"Would you chat with me and my wife Profile is not photo verified and has 1 cam verification from 1983 " Yeah of course. Give me a second I’ll just ask her. She says yeah sure, giver her a minute to put her knickers back on and she’d love to speak to me but said she’ll talk to you when she gets back home. | |||
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"Hey I loved your pics and sent you a friend request because I saw you were local and we're staying nearby for the week." You’ve clearly messaged the wrong profile by mistake | |||
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"Just for fun, Either post a message that is typically sent on fab or make one up. Or reply to a message another fabber has posted as if you had received it. But! Make the replies as witty and as sarcastic as possible. I never get sent messages unless I send some first and it’s rare I send many nowadays. But I imagine them to be something like: FAF?" All the time but covid and life | |||
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"So many messages Definitely need to quit my life now I don't know how to speak with someone now Left over It's nothing is satisfying anyone I see I mean alright you are a woman and you are special and you need to be treated with respect but come on If a guy is texting dirty or weird it's not good...if he asking you about your life it's not good ... Literally pointless to try having a conversation with someone here " "How r u", how are you finding fab, whereabouts are you... these questions are not asking about a woman's life but are lazy openers, scattergunned to dozens of women. Try asking about a specific photo, something mentioned in her profile, or sayy something interesting about you. Don't be so defeatist! | |||
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"The old Hi I’m in your town for a few days fancy meeting up? " I have more pressing issues, like picking my toe nails. | |||
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"Cam? Per van? Only if it's kitted out like the Mystery Machine " In fairness... I could be tempted myself if the mystery van pulled up. I'm straight .... but it's the mystery van | |||
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"My recent ones all have a strong theme "Can I get you pregnant?"" Whaaaa Jesus christ... | |||
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"I'll give you the night of your life. You'll squirt so much we'll be drowning in it, after you worship my mighty manhood. (Not an actual message, indication of a type)" Yes yes yes. ... wait are you the guy who missed the meet because couldn't get a lift ? | |||
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"I'll give you the night of your life. You'll squirt so much we'll be drowning in it, after you worship my mighty manhood. (Not an actual message, indication of a type)" Oh pickle pants isn't your misplaced self assuredness just like that of a toddler learning the words to the tellytubbies theme song. It would be cute if it didn't make me regurgitate my lunch | |||
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"My recent ones all have a strong theme "Can I get you pregnant?"" I don't miss those No hun I'm not on the pill but I am on birth control and you need to use a condom. You are the weakest link, goodbye. | |||
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"My recent ones all have a strong theme "Can I get you pregnant?"" Sure, but wouldn’t that be weird being dad to your nephew or niece? | |||
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"My recent ones all have a strong theme "Can I get you pregnant?"" | |||
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"My recent ones all have a strong theme "Can I get you pregnant?"" How the fuck would I know? I ain't tested your sperm count and really don't intend to | |||
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"My recent ones all have a strong theme "Can I get you pregnant?"" Surely you should go get your sperm count checked to answer that properly? As for getting me pregnant.... NO BLOCK! | |||
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"So many messages Definitely need to quit my life now I don't know how to speak with someone now Left over It's nothing is satisfying anyone I see I mean alright you are a woman and you are special and you need to be treated with respect but come on If a guy is texting dirty or weird it's not good...if he asking you about your life it's not good ... Literally pointless to try having a conversation with someone here "How r u", how are you finding fab, whereabouts are you... these questions are not asking about a woman's life but are lazy openers, scattergunned to dozens of women. Try asking about a specific photo, something mentioned in her profile, or sayy something interesting about you. Don't be so defeatist! " I don't feel defetead at all Those questions was for someone that they just think with a simple hi or how's your life going will make a difference It's just I like it A woman or lady should be treated differently... it's not enough a hi ! I love it anyway Best wishes xxxx | |||
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"Just for fun, Either post a message that is typically sent on fab or make one up. Or reply to a message another fabber has posted as if you had received it. But! Make the replies as witty and as sarcastic as possible. I never get sent messages unless I send some first and it’s rare I send many nowadays. But I imagine them to be something like: FAF? All the time but covid and life " | |||
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"Ooh. I like smart women. Do you read books? That's so cute. I like women who read books. Mills and Boon?" How to commit murder and leave no trace. | |||
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"Ooh. I like smart women. Do you read books? That's so cute. I like women who read books. Mills and Boon? How to commit murder and leave no trace. " How to get away with murder | |||
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"Ooh. I like smart women. Do you read books? That's so cute. I like women who read books. Mills and Boon? How to commit murder and leave no trace. How to get away with murder" Are you a parrot? | |||
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"Since I now have a single profile...the classic...I'm looking for a female to do me while my wife watches... " "Do you"? I mean, I'll try but I'm not a great impersonator, unless you're from Birmingham. I do a great brummy accent... | |||
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"Can I ask you a question?" Why? | |||
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"Since I now have a single profile...the classic...I'm looking for a female to do me while my wife watches... "Do you"? I mean, I'll try but I'm not a great impersonator, unless you're from Birmingham. I do a great brummy accent... " | |||
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"How's lockdown treating you? " It doesn't have emotion or make conscious decisions ya know. | |||
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"I'm guessing this is a typical question: Ma balls are turnin blue, can I unload across your arse?" I don't do smurfs. | |||
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"Message.. Hey how are you?" Bit of gas, but otherwise good | |||
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"Are you on the pill? " yes spiro to make my cock shrink and oestrogen to make my tits grow | |||
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"Up to much?" no just wasted 30 seconds of my life reading another one liner | |||
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"Up to much?" Oh gods yes. I’ve had to stop just to reply to you... In fact if you’ve got half an hour to read it, here’s a comprehensive in depth and detailed over view of what I’ve been up to... | |||
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