FabSwingers.com forum: An ecumenical question

By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident.

The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.

While anxiously waiting they began to wonder; could they possibly get married in Heaven?

When St. Peter arrived, they asked him if they could get married in Heaven.

St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he left.

The couple sat and waited for an answer.............................. for a couple of months.

While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were allowed to get married in Heaven, should they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all? "What if it doesn't work? Are we stuck in Heaven together forever?"

Yet another month passed before St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled.

"Yes," he informed the couple, "You can get married in Heaven."

"Great!" said the couple. "But we were just wondering; what if things don't work out?

Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground.

"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.

"OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouted. "It took me 3 months to find a priest up here!

Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take to find a lawyer???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did he find one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This title makes me think of father ted lol

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"This title makes me think of father ted lol"
the money was only resting in my account

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did he find one? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This title makes me think of father ted lolthe money was only resting in my account "

These are small, the ones outside are far away.

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Did he find one?

You will have to wait for part 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did he find one?

You will have to wait for part 2

Hurry up then

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Patience is a virtue, you aren’t very virtuous are you

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By *cd and scruffCouple
over a year ago

Rochester

I thought patience was a game of cards for people with no friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I scrolled through this just to reach the punchline and was still disappointed.

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

No refunds

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Why were they in a car together before they got married?

J x

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