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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am going to run away and become a nun !!

Anyone want to join me??

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I am going to run away and become a nun !!

Anyone want to join me??

I hate to tell you this... but nuns are not strictly speaking supposed to have sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am going to run away and become a nun !!

Anyone want to join me??

Ok, who's gonna say it first?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well as I am an

I will allowed in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am going to run away and become a nun !!

Anyone want to join me??

They don't have man nuns

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

One of the nuns in the convent sez to Mother Superior "There's a case of Syphilis in the Convent, Reverend Mother!"

"Praise the good Lord" says Mother Superior, "I'm sick of that Beaujolais"

I'll get me coat

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Well as I am an

I will allowed in

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What makes you think you will be allowed in?

Just curious me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i can bring my dildo and vodka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't wanna be a nun..... it's a terrible habit

gettit?? lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

One nun says to the other where's the candle? The other replied yes it does

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

go one then.....i'll keep your fella company

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"If i can bring my dildo and vodka

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I ll help you carry both

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"One nun says to the other where's the candle? The other replied yes it does

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Bad bad boy - I had to read that twice

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"If i can bring my dildo and vodka

That dildo has to be on its last legs surely !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If i can bring my dildo and vodka

I ll help you carry both

forever friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If i can bring my dildo and vodka

That dildo has to be on its last legs surely ! "

Who said i only had one??

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I have turned into a nun.......

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"If i can bring my dildo and vodka

That dildo has to be on its last legs surely !

Who said i only had one??

The black bag doesn't look big enough for 2

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

Dont become a nun...its only a habit

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I have turned into a nun.......

Cover yourself up girl and do 50 hail Mary's

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Dont become a nun...its only a habit

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well hellooooooo stranger (s) - how is the voddy? xx

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Dont become a nun...its only a habit

well hellooooooo stranger (s) - how is the voddy? xx"
going down 2 well

hows u xxxx

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Dont become a nun...its only a habit

well hellooooooo stranger (s) - how is the voddy? xx going down 2 well

hows u xxxx"
Really great but aching ffrom too much...errr... gym this week

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

Can I be a monk ?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Dont become a nun...its only a habit

well hellooooooo stranger (s) - how is the voddy? xx going down 2 well

hows u xxxxReally great but aching ffrom too much...errr... gym this week

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wooo hooo

have meet up again next time we r over xxx

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Dont become a nun...its only a habit

well hellooooooo stranger (s) - how is the voddy? xx going down 2 well

hows u xxxxReally great but aching ffrom too much...errr... gym this week

wooo hooo

have meet up again next time we r over xxx"
Cant be soon enough xxx we re both looking fwd to that xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be a monk ?"

Yup...

But dont forget... Monday's your turn in the barrel...;-);-)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok so why can't I join???

I am a virgin

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