FabSwingers.com forum: The joy of Socks - Volume 2: A review- What we know so far.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Socks are one of the best things you can put on your feet, right before shoes. The expression pull your socks up means, that your socks have fallen down and need pulling up again. Where do all the spare socks go, no one knows, not even scientists and experts in that field. More songs have been written about socks than any other topic. People often keep their socks in a draw solely dedicated to socks, this draw is known as the sock draw. If you use a sock to masturbate in, this is known as a ‘posh wank’, the sock used for this is known as the ‘special sock’. If you don’t clean the special sock enough, the sock will take itself down to the washing machine, unless you live in a bungalow the sock with take itself across to the washing machine, cause you can’t go down in a bungalow, (just to clarify that’s not to say you can’t give head in a single floor building, this is indeed possible).

How many pairs of socks do you have, have you ever met anyone who wears socks, how many blokes here have a special sock, is your sock draw very organised, what’s your favourite type of sock, are cable knit socks a thing, if not why not. Men have you ever kept just your socks on while having the sex, if so why didn’t you take them off, would you wear just gloves while having the sex, same thing really, all this and more on a thread I’ve done before ?

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

When you put socks on the washing line, do you peg them individually or in pairs.

Do you turn them the right way round before drying them.

I’m a right way round in pairs kind of guy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you put socks on the washing line, do you peg them individually or in pairs.

Do you turn them the right way round before drying them.

I’m a right way round in pairs kind of guy

Interesting questions, that warrants a thread of its own, traditionally I’d put them straight back on my feet from the washing machine, clean but wet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Probably going to bump this thread for the evening crew later on, think it’s too early for such an emotive topic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha well, for some strange reasons, I love seeing fit guys in socks. I don’t do anything to them (it isn’t like a fetish that I need to feel or sniff), but I love seeing them on guys rather than barefoot. Especially the sporty white or black or block coloured ones. Tho sometimes I find guys in ankle socks with bright coloured socks hot

Or don’t get me started with work socks with the different colour toes lol

Why am I weird? Lol

Having said that, I can’t stand socks when I put them in the wash and can’t find the right pairs... where do they go? What universe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not currently wearing socks.

Thats my insightful contribution for the day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haha well, for some strange reasons, I love seeing fit guys in socks. I don’t do anything to them (it isn’t like a fetish that I need to feel or sniff), but I love seeing them on guys rather than barefoot. Especially the sporty white or black or block coloured ones. Tho sometimes I find guys in ankle socks with bright coloured socks hot

Or don’t get me started with work socks with the different colour toes lol

Why am I weird? Lol

Having said that, I can’t stand socks when I put them in the wash and can’t find the right pairs... where do they go? What universe?

Not weird at all, very interesting and definitely food for thought, we are all inclusive here on the sock thread. So basically you like seeing men in any type of sock ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do you stand on sock garters OP?

I've wanted to try them for so long but I don't think a man of my social standing could pull them off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not currently wearing socks.

Thats my insightful contribution for the day

This has come has a revelation, wonder if you will wear a pair of socks at some point today ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where do you stand on sock garters OP?

I've wanted to try them for so long but I don't think a man of my social standing could pull them off. "

Would you employ someone to pull them off? Would they also remove your socks as well as the sock garters?

What would their job title be ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where do you stand on sock garters OP?

I've wanted to try them for so long but I don't think a man of my social standing could pull them off. "

I know this comment was to set up an excellent pun, but I will take it at face value, they make me shudder and set me on edge.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

As I don't pair mine, I never know if the sock fairy has nicked one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where do you stand on sock garters OP?

I've wanted to try them for so long but I don't think a man of my social standing could pull them off.

Would you employ someone to pull them off? Would they also remove your socks as well as the sock garters?

What would their job title be ? "

This sort of thing is inhumane, barbaric and has no place in the 21st century.

I have no choice but to report you immediately.

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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I made a sock related error recently and bought my kids the same socks in different sizes so now as well as finding the right pair I have to make sure the sizes match up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where do you stand on sock garters OP?

I've wanted to try them for so long but I don't think a man of my social standing could pull them off.

Would you employ someone to pull them off? Would they also remove your socks as well as the sock garters?

What would their job title be ?

This sort of thing is inhumane, barbaric and has no place in the 21st century.

I have no choice but to report you immediately. "

Woah calm down, Keep your socks on !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I made a sock related error recently and bought my kids the same socks in different sizes so now as well as finding the right pair I have to make sure the sizes match up

You’ve caused yourself more work, sorry to hear this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where do you stand on sock garters OP?

I've wanted to try them for so long but I don't think a man of my social standing could pull them off.

Would you employ someone to pull them off? Would they also remove your socks as well as the sock garters?

What would their job title be ?

This sort of thing is inhumane, barbaric and has no place in the 21st century.

I have no choice but to report you immediately.

Woah calm down, Keep your socks on !"

There you go - you've got the hang of it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where do you stand on sock garters OP?

I've wanted to try them for so long but I don't think a man of my social standing could pull them off.

Would you employ someone to pull them off? Would they also remove your socks as well as the sock garters?

What would their job title be ?

This sort of thing is inhumane, barbaric and has no place in the 21st century.

I have no choice but to report you immediately.

Woah calm down, Keep your socks on !"

Please, no sock based puns/ jokes on the sock thread.

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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"I made a sock related error recently and bought my kids the same socks in different sizes so now as well as finding the right pair I have to make sure the sizes match up

You’ve caused yourself more work, sorry to hear this "

It's self inflicted so I don't really deserve the sympathy so thank you for being so understanding in my time of need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or don’t get me started with work socks with the different colour toes lol

Why am I weird? Lol

Having said that, I can’t stand socks when I put them in the wash and can’t find the right pairs... where do they go? What universe?

Not weird at all, very interesting and definitely food for thought, we are all inclusive here on the sock thread. So basically you like seeing men in any type of sock ?!"

No, I hate fun socks and socks with weird designs (any pattern really unless it’s subtle) or fun prints.

I find them in my mind very childish (stupid I know)

Not total fan of guys in office socks unless they are plain navy/black and sheer socks are a no no.

If a guy has them I’d rather that they take them off LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I made a sock related error recently and bought my kids the same socks in different sizes so now as well as finding the right pair I have to make sure the sizes match up

You’ve caused yourself more work, sorry to hear this

It's self inflicted so I don't really deserve the sympathy so thank you for being so understanding in my time of need

You’re welcome, stay strong, thoughts and prayers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Or don’t get me started with work socks with the different colour toes lol

Why am I weird? Lol

Having said that, I can’t stand socks when I put them in the wash and can’t find the right pairs... where do they go? What universe?

Not weird at all, very interesting and definitely food for thought, we are all inclusive here on the sock thread. So basically you like seeing men in any type of sock ?!

No, I hate fun socks and socks with weird designs (any pattern really unless it’s subtle) or fun prints.

I find them in my mind very childish (stupid I know)

Not total fan of guys in office socks unless they are plain navy/black and sheer socks are a no no.

If a guy has them I’d rather that they take them off LOL "

Ok, maybe it’s time to throw my Spongebob ones out!

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By *exyEggsCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

SOCK HOUSE!

I think I got that right?

Mrs kf x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are socks?

Said the twentysomething guy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"SOCK HOUSE!

I think I got that right?

Mrs kf x"

You saw the title and knew it was me ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This reminds me I missed out on buying the most amazing pair as it was sold out.

It had middle finger print all over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teenage years, socks were my best friends. Fairly sure my mum was aware as she folded those crispy bastards in to the washing machine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about the odd sock bag? A special place where all the abandoned socks go who have lost their other half! It's a sad place to go for socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"SOCK HOUSE!"

It's a whole lotta fun

Prizes to be won

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about the odd sock bag? A special place where all the abandoned socks go who have lost their other half! It's a sad place to go for socks

I once had 60 (yes 60) odd socks. I kept them for ages hoping their other half would turn up. Where do they go? I wondered if they were going to hang out with the single shoes on motorway verges ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about the odd sock bag? A special place where all the abandoned socks go who have lost their other half! It's a sad place to go for socks

Like a refuge for the lonely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about the odd sock bag? A special place where all the abandoned socks go who have lost their other half! It's a sad place to go for socks

I once had 60 (yes 60) odd socks. I kept them for ages hoping their other half would turn up. Where do they go? I wondered if they were going to hang out with the single shoes on motorway verges ...

To me that’s a greater mystery than what dark matter is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about the odd sock bag? A special place where all the abandoned socks go who have lost their other half! It's a sad place to go for socks

I once had 60 (yes 60) odd socks. I kept them for ages hoping their other half would turn up. Where do they go? I wondered if they were going to hang out with the single shoes on motorway verges ...

This makes me sad

Those poor lost halves!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

The only socks I care about are business time socks.

P.S why has no one ever done a sock thread before? Thanks CJ's shed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Owner of a lonely sock

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By *exyEggsCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"SOCK HOUSE!

I think I got that right?

Mrs kf x

You saw the title and knew it was me ? "

Course I bloody did.

Mostly cos your name was by the thread title

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By *exyEggsCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"How about the odd sock bag? A special place where all the abandoned socks go who have lost their other half! It's a sad place to go for socks

I once had 60 (yes 60) odd socks. I kept them for ages hoping their other half would turn up. Where do they go? I wondered if they were going to hang out with the single shoes on motorway verges ...

Sixty! That is some lonely hearts sock commitment right there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The only socks I care about are business time socks.

P.S why has no one ever done a sock thread before? Thanks CJ's shed."

I sense sarcasm, but I could be way off. Although the topic isn’t original there’s a fresh slant and to me a change is good as a holiday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"SOCK HOUSE!

I think I got that right?

Mrs kf x

You saw the title and knew it was me ?

Course I bloody did.

Mostly cos your name was by the thread title

Good work Columbo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The only socks I care about are business time socks.

P.S why has no one ever done a sock thread before? Thanks CJ's shed."

Great isn't it. The most underrated and misunderstood item in our wardrobes and drawers.

They make us feel cozy and warm and are totally unappreciated

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By *exyEggsCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"SOCK HOUSE!

It's a whole lotta fun

Prizes to be won"

It's a real crazy house where anything goes (apart from neatly paired socks, obvs)

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By *exyEggsCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"SOCK HOUSE!

I think I got that right?

Mrs kf x

You saw the title and knew it was me ?

Course I bloody did.

Mostly cos your name was by the thread title

Good work Columbo "

Not just a great rack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"SOCK HOUSE!

It's a whole lotta fun

Prizes to be won

It's a real crazy house where anything goes (apart from neatly paired socks, obvs) "

The twins. A neat pair.

The clues were there if we only just bothered to look for them.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

I hate socks I pull them off as soon as I get in. Joys of summer I can go barefoot or sandals.

And can someone invent a sock pairing machine please? Or can odd socks become the social norm please.

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By *exyEggsCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"SOCK HOUSE!

It's a whole lotta fun

Prizes to be won

It's a real crazy house where anything goes (apart from neatly paired socks, obvs)

The twins. A neat pair.

The clues were there if we only just bothered to look for them. "

I need the wee exploding head emoji

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hate socks I pull them off as soon as I get in. Joys of summer I can go barefoot or sandals.

And can someone invent a sock pairing machine please? Or can odd socks become the social norm please. "

I wear odd socks, but people have very low expectations of me so they don’t say anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate socks I pull them off as soon as I get in. Joys of summer I can go barefoot or sandals.

And can someone invent a sock pairing machine please? Or can odd socks become the social norm please.

I wear odd socks, but people have very low expectations of me so they don’t say anything "

Socks with sandles OP. Can this be a thing now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hate socks I pull them off as soon as I get in. Joys of summer I can go barefoot or sandals.

And can someone invent a sock pairing machine please? Or can odd socks become the social norm please.

I wear odd socks, but people have very low expectations of me so they don’t say anything

Socks with sandles OP. Can this be a thing now? "

Done it for years, the holes in crocs is to let your dignity out.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"I hate socks I pull them off as soon as I get in. Joys of summer I can go barefoot or sandals.

And can someone invent a sock pairing machine please? Or can odd socks become the social norm please.

I wear odd socks, but people have very low expectations of me so they don’t say anything

Socks with sandles OP. Can this be a thing now? "

You going to rock the Jesus look? Waiting with bated breath for a new avatar from you now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate socks I pull them off as soon as I get in. Joys of summer I can go barefoot or sandals.

And can someone invent a sock pairing machine please? Or can odd socks become the social norm please.

I wear odd socks, but people have very low expectations of me so they don’t say anything

Socks with sandles OP. Can this be a thing now?

You going to rock the Jesus look? Waiting with bated breath for a new avatar from you now

No. He was a scruffy man.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"I hate socks I pull them off as soon as I get in. Joys of summer I can go barefoot or sandals.

And can someone invent a sock pairing machine please? Or can odd socks become the social norm please.

I wear odd socks, but people have very low expectations of me so they don’t say anything

Socks with sandles OP. Can this be a thing now?

Done it for years, the holes in crocs is to let your dignity out. "

High socks I take it with shorts?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hate socks I pull them off as soon as I get in. Joys of summer I can go barefoot or sandals.

And can someone invent a sock pairing machine please? Or can odd socks become the social norm please.

I wear odd socks, but people have very low expectations of me so they don’t say anything

Socks with sandles OP. Can this be a thing now?

Done it for years, the holes in crocs is to let your dignity out.

High socks I take it with shorts? "

Yes, just my knees on show

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"The only socks I care about are business time socks.

P.S why has no one ever done a sock thread before? Thanks CJ's shed.

Great isn't it. The most underrated and misunderstood item in our wardrobes and drawers.

They make us feel cozy and warm and are totally unappreciated

I know. How could anyone think my appreciation was sarcasm? It's allowing some so-so wit to be displayed, it's talking about an underappreciated item of clothing. I'm here for this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Socks are totally amazing. I love them.

I always have cold feet so I have fluffy ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Socks are totally amazing. I love them.

I always have cold feet so I have fluffy ones

You’re right, socks are amazing, I’m wearing some now

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By *exyEggsCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Socks are totally amazing. I love them.

I always have cold feet so I have fluffy ones

You’re right, socks are amazing, I’m wearing some now

Shameless

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The only socks I care about are business time socks.

P.S why has no one ever done a sock thread before? Thanks CJ's shed.

Great isn't it. The most underrated and misunderstood item in our wardrobes and drawers.

They make us feel cozy and warm and are totally unappreciated

I know. How could anyone think my appreciation was sarcasm? It's allowing some so-so wit to be displayed, it's talking about an underappreciated item of clothing. I'm here for this thread."

Very much under appreciated item of clothing, keeping your Extremities warm is vital in cold conditions

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Socks are totally amazing. I love them.

I always have cold feet so I have fluffy ones

You’re right, socks are amazing, I’m wearing some now

Shameless

HOUSE!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Socks are totally amazing. I love them.

I always have cold feet so I have fluffy ones

You’re right, socks are amazing, I’m wearing some now

Shameless

It’s a late bump, I forgot all about it, should have done it at tea time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's your view on bed socks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your view on bed socks?

Bed socks are essential in winter and spring and autumn and you need to tuck your PJ's into them so as not to get cold legs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's your view on bed socks?

Essential for 10 months of the year, ideally cable knit.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"What's your view on bed socks?

Nope nope nope.

Naked feet are happy feet. Only psychopaths wear socks to bed

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Christmas socks.

'nuff said.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's your view on bed socks?

Nope nope nope.

Naked feet are happy feet. Only psychopaths wear socks to bed "

This from a woman who pays to use a sunbed even though it ages her skin and causes a panic attack cause of the confined space!

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

How many I may have how many i lost and a sock that used to be a pair

socks never come out the washing machine similar colour

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"What's your view on bed socks?

Nope nope nope.

Naked feet are happy feet. Only psychopaths wear socks to bed "

Luxuries of a psycho it makes one feel all snug in bed but later take off as I like to feel my duvet cover with my feet

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

What about those socks that have separate bits for your toes ..... like gloves

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about those socks that have separate bits for your toes ..... like gloves "

Yeah, they freak me out a bit, I mean who takes the time to put each toe in

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"What about those socks that have separate bits for your toes ..... like gloves

Yeah, they freak me out a bit, I mean who takes the time to put each toe in"

They were very popular back in the 70s.

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Only got 3 pairs of actual socks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about those socks that have separate bits for your toes ..... like gloves

Yeah, they freak me out a bit, I mean who takes the time to put each toe in

They were very popular back in the 70s."

I thought they were a new invention

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only got 3 pairs of actual socks. "

What do you wear on the other 4 days of the week ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about those socks that have separate bits for your toes ..... like gloves

Yeah, they freak me out a bit, I mean who takes the time to put each toe in

They were very popular back in the 70s."

I've seen sports shoes like that. They always have me a sense that they were novelty shoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate socks I pull them off as soon as I get in. Joys of summer I can go barefoot or sandals.

And can someone invent a sock pairing machine please? Or can odd socks become the social norm please.

I wear odd socks, but people have very low expectations of me so they don’t say anything "

Statistically, that's a good move if you take a flight. I mean, what are the chances of the plane going down AND you wearing off socks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Socks are overrated, flip flops all the way.

Skirts & tights in colder months so no need to deal with the sock monster stealing them from the tumble dryer.

But.... men who have pictures of them naked, cock on display but still in socks really raises the hackles but not in a spine tingly way!

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By *exyEggsCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

LOUSE!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"LOUSE! "

Top bumping

BLOUSE!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Socks are overrated, flip flops all the way.

Skirts & tights in colder months so no need to deal with the sock monster stealing them from the tumble dryer.

But.... men who have pictures of them naked, cock on display but still in socks really raises the hackles but not in a spine tingly way!"

I’m shocked at the socks overrated comment, I will digest this and come back to this later!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your view on bed socks?

Nope nope nope.

Naked feet are happy feet. Only psychopaths wear socks to bed "

Places knife between teeth, and picks up ripe and cable ties....

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I have dozens of pairs of socks and they are all loud and colourful. Yesterday’s socks had hamburgers on them, today might be a pizza sock day.

There I’ve said it. My name is Keef and I’m a sock a holic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a man to be naked and just wearing socks.

Makes them feel more naked. Same as just stockings for women.

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

[Removed by poster at 24/04/21 08:59:14]

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

My name is Cherry and I am a sock lover.

I also admit to wearing odd socks most of the time. In funky colours.

I also admit I wear fluffy socks most of the year. It's a comforting and secure feeling like wrapping in a blanket.

I'll say this quickly...

Irarelytakethemoffforsexorimightswapthemforkneesocks

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Any one heard of second sock syndrome? When you hand knit the first sock, but just can't seem to start or finish the second. I've knitted around 15 pairs and never had SSS. Don't knock hand knitted socks, it means your truly loved. And they are so warm.

They have to be dreid flat and NEVER balled up like a granade!

I can't sit here chatting on forums. I'm just about to turn the heel on a sock. Started knitting for Christmas already!

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"My name is Cherry and I am a sock lover.

I also admit to wearing odd socks most of the time. In funky colours.

I also admit I wear fluffy socks most of the year. It's a comforting and secure feeling like wrapping in a blanket.

I'll say this quickly...

Irarelytakethemoffforsexorimightswapthemforkneesocks

Ya filthy animal!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like a man to be naked and just wearing socks.

Makes them feel more naked. Same as just stockings for women.

Yes, if I’m stood there in just in my socks I feel more vulnerable than if I’m just naked, the power of socks I guess

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My name is Cherry and I am a sock lover.

I also admit to wearing odd socks most of the time. In funky colours.

I also admit I wear fluffy socks most of the year. It's a comforting and secure feeling like wrapping in a blanket.

I'll say this quickly...

Irarelytakethemoffforsexorimightswapthemforkneesocks

I’m glad you feel you could finally open up about your love of the humble sock Cherry, this is a big step.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One sock cutter, he cuts socks.

Two sock cutters, they cut socks.

Three sock cutters, they cut socks.

Four sock cutters, they cut socks.

Five sock cutters, they cut socks.

They all cut socks together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend had a cat called socks, on one rather sad day as pulled up to her house something bad happened, i nervously knocked on the door and said I’m so sorry I’ve ran over socks, as the colour in her face dropped I pulled out a pair of my finest asdadas one stripe socks and said not your socks silly these ... I was surprised at her angry reaction I thought it was hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any one heard of second sock syndrome? When you hand knit the first sock, but just can't seem to start or finish the second. I've knitted around 15 pairs and never had SSS. Don't knock hand knitted socks, it means your truly loved. And they are so warm.

They have to be dreid flat and NEVER balled up like a granade!

I can't sit here chatting on forums. I'm just about to turn the heel on a sock. Started knitting for Christmas already!

Can anything be done for sufferers? Counselling? Medication?

You're with friends here. Admit it. You've knitted 30 single socks and no pairs. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve come back to reiterate how very much I love socks, they are very important to my life and happiness. Socks rule

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve come back to say yesterday’s sock has now dried and is ready to be used again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve come back to say yesterday’s sock has now dried and is ready to be used again

Wank sock?

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By *ear in the chairMan
over a year ago

Godstone

Not that I keep them on but I have specific set of meet socks. Always wonder if repeat meets notice (and if they read this if they'll now check)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got a special pair which are reserved solely for the purposes of profile photos. Because we all know there’s nothing more erotic than a man fucking in socks. Or taking photos in the bog with the pan and socks on show.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I was told I had the socks of a hobo recently.

I guess that makes me hobosexual

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve come back to say yesterday’s sock has now dried and is ready to be used again

Wank sock?"

Special Sock ™

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Socks on for sex

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I don't lose socks. Bought some new ones last year just because. Still have old ones going back to the last century

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't lose socks. Bought some new ones last year just because. Still have old ones going back to the last century

Wow, you have socks that are over a 100 years old, amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you put socks on the washing line, do you peg them individually or in pairs.

Do you turn them the right way round before drying them.

I’m a right way round in pairs kind of guy

My socks and stockings for that matter have to be in pairs so they can be put together once dry and off the washing line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About 40 some with holes some not but i get sentimental i can't throw them away we been thru a lot together if they can put up with my foot sweat then i can cope with a rogue pokey toes

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By *exyEggsCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

MOUSE!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"MOUSE! "

Top bumpage that lady!

BLOUSE! (again)

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By *exyEggsCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"MOUSE!

Top bumpage that lady!

BLOUSE! (again)"

What can I say CJ, I just can't get enough socks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"MOUSE!

Top bumpage that lady!

BLOUSE! (again)

What can I say CJ, I just can't get enough socks

There’s no end to their charm. I look at socks online like other people look at property that’s way out of their price range,

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