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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's on your mind? What are you up too? Completley open forum time guys whatever whoever whenever lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I am bored and thinking what to do ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinking bout loads of stuff tonight, How the sun's making me horny but i can't play, About lymphoma, how the smell of BBQ food by neighbours is driving me nuts knowing i cant eat it lol, about what me and the little un can get up too tomorrow, and finally that i should go collect my washing in from the line and crack on with the ironing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't think... The buzzing of flies is to distracting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am bored and thinking what to do ...

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Start a random shite forum ,,,,,,,,, oh well some dickhead already done that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am bored and thinking what to do ...

Start a random shite forum ,,,,,,,,, oh well some dickhead already done that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thinking bout loads of stuff tonight, How the sun's making me horny but i can't play, About lymphoma, how the smell of BBQ food by neighbours is driving me nuts knowing i cant eat it lol, about what me and the little un can get up too tomorrow, and finally that i should go collect my washing in from the line and crack on with the ironing "
What is lymphoma?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't think... The buzzing of flies is to distracting"
Break out the chopsticks ,,,,,, wax on wax off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is lymphoma?

Cancer, but i want to learn more about it. Someone very close to my heart has it. Totally messed me up but i feel the need to learn about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't think... The buzzing of flies is to distractingBreak out the chopsticks ,,,,,, wax on wax off lol

Haha Ile give it a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am bored and thinking what to do ...

Start a random shite forum ,,,,,,,,, oh well some dickhead already done that

I'm gonna report u for self-abuse...hope ur profile gets kicked off the site.Leave the poor OP alone.be ashamed of urself!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is lymphoma?

Cancer, but i want to learn more about it. Someone very close to my heart has it. Totally messed me up but i feel the need to learn about it"
Shit I'm so sorry I feel like a real twat now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't think... The buzzing of flies is to distractingBreak out the chopsticks ,,,,,, wax on wax off lol

Haha Ile give it a go

or simply remove my damien hurst inspired mess from the center of ur room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im writing all my friends list down so I can delete this profile to escape from a guy who spent all last night threatening me.

It wasnt nice and all cos I said 'No' to him!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't think... The buzzing of flies is to distractingBreak out the chopsticks ,,,,,, wax on wax off lol

Haha Ile give it a go

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Remember if you catch a fly with chopsticks you can accomplish anything

Well according to mr miyagi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im writing all my friends list down so I can delete this profile to escape from a guy who spent all last night threatening me.

It wasnt nice and all cos I said 'No' to him!!"

cant u just report?-simple as(if u have proof of mails)...why let somebody who's abusing u, go onto abuse others????????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am bored and thinking what to do ...

Start a random shite forum ,,,,,,,,, oh well some dickhead already done that

I'm gonna report u for self-abuse...hope ur profile gets kicked off the site.Leave the poor OP alone.be ashamed of urself!!!!!!!!!"
Yes I feel so ashamed of myself

Very sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't think... The buzzing of flies is to distractingBreak out the chopsticks ,,,,,, wax on wax off lol

Haha Ile give it a go

or simply remove my damien hurst inspired mess from the center of ur room"

;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im writing all my friends list down so I can delete this profile to escape from a guy who spent all last night threatening me.

It wasnt nice and all cos I said 'No' to him!!

cant u just report?-simple as(if u have proof of mails)...why let somebody who's abusing u, go onto abuse others????????"

I did report him but he has numerous fake profiles and fake veris from them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im writing all my friends list down so I can delete this profile to escape from a guy who spent all last night threatening me.

It wasnt nice and all cos I said 'No' to him!!"

I've had this off a guy, he now has a new profile so IM guessing he enjoys doing this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its terribly scary isnt it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't think... The buzzing of flies is to distractingBreak out the chopsticks ,,,,,, wax on wax off lol

Haha Ile give it a go

Remember if you catch a fly with chopsticks you can accomplish anything

Well according to mr miyagi

Shhhhh your distracting me

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I can't think... The buzzing of flies is to distractingBreak out the chopsticks ,,,,,, wax on wax off lol

Haha Ile give it a go

Remember if you catch a fly with chopsticks you can accomplish anything

Well according to mr miyagi

Shhhhh your distracting me

ohhh errr mrs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its terribly scary isnt it?"

Yes very much so

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Sat in a hotel room waiting for a call then will go to the pub next door, then drag him back and shag.all night x

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Sat in a hotel room waiting for a call then will go to the pub next door, then drag him back and shag.all night x "

lucky you....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't think... The buzzing of flies is to distractingBreak out the chopsticks ,,,,,, wax on wax off lol

Haha Ile give it a go

Remember if you catch a fly with chopsticks you can accomplish anything

Well according to mr miyagi

Shhhhh your distracting me

ohhh errr mrs...

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I know was only trying to help lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its terribly scary isnt it?"

well sorry to hear that..I'd feel a bit condescending to try telling u what to do...as I dont know how u play or communicate with others..but i think number one is blocking all single males, i9f ur that paranoid about whos on the other side, as them to upload a pic(writing something on a piece of paper), u'll always know whos on the other side of the mail.

Ive been on sites way before swinging and I know theres foolproof ways to guarantee genuinity(i made that up)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sat in a hotel room waiting for a call then will go to the pub next door, then drag him back and shag.all night x "
Ok no need to brag lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh yes... Stir fry anyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooh yes... Stir fry anyone

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Yes please

I'll bring my own chopsticks tho lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooh yes... Stir fry anyone

Yes please

I'll bring my own chopsticks tho lol

Now that's not allowed

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Oooh yes... Stir fry anyone

Yes please

I'll bring my own chopsticks tho lol

Now that's not allowed

I got chicken fajita's... which then made me think I might have a mexican themed party... who wants to come??

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

genuinity(i made that up)"

I like that one, can I borrow it please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooh yes... Stir fry anyone

Yes please

I'll bring my own chopsticks tho lol

Now that's not allowed

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Well if you bin chaseing flies around with yours I'll bring my own thankyou lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooh yes... Stir fry anyone

Yes please

I'll bring my own chopsticks tho lol

Now that's not allowed

I got chicken fajita's... which then made me think I might have a mexican themed party... who wants to come??

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Can I cum please?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Oooh yes... Stir fry anyone

Yes please

I'll bring my own chopsticks tho lol

Now that's not allowed

I got chicken fajita's... which then made me think I might have a mexican themed party... who wants to come??

Can I cum please?

Oh if you must...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooh yes... Stir fry anyone

Yes please

I'll bring my own chopsticks tho lol

Now that's not allowed

Well if you bin chaseing flies around with yours I'll bring my own thankyou lol

I've washed them it reeeet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooh yes... Stir fry anyone

Yes please

I'll bring my own chopsticks tho lol

Now that's not allowed

I got chicken fajita's... which then made me think I might have a mexican themed party... who wants to come??

Hell yes Ile bring the vodka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

genuinity(i made that up)

I like that one, can I borrow it please?

only if u send me a fanny pic, its a heavily copyrighted word now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooh yes... Stir fry anyone

Yes please

I'll bring my own chopsticks tho lol

Now that's not allowed

I got chicken fajita's... which then made me think I might have a mexican themed party... who wants to come??

Can I cum please?

Oh if you must...

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Don't seem to enthusiastic about it then lol

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

genuinity(i made that up)

I like that one, can I borrow it please?

only if u send me a fanny pic, its a heavily copyrighted word now"

Ill have a word with her and see if she's got any pics

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Oooh yes... Stir fry anyone

Yes please

I'll bring my own chopsticks tho lol

Now that's not allowed

I got chicken fajita's... which then made me think I might have a mexican themed party... who wants to come??

Hell yes Ile bring the vodka

woooo hoooo.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooh yes... Stir fry anyone

Yes please

I'll bring my own chopsticks tho lol

Now that's not allowed

Well if you bin chaseing flies around with yours I'll bring my own thankyou lol

I've washed them it reeeet

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That's ok then lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Oooh yes... Stir fry anyone

Yes please

I'll bring my own chopsticks tho lol

Now that's not allowed

I got chicken fajita's... which then made me think I might have a mexican themed party... who wants to come??

Can I cum please?

Oh if you must...

Don't seem to enthusiastic about it then lol

awwwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooh yes... Stir fry anyone

Yes please

I'll bring my own chopsticks tho lol

Now that's not allowed

I got chicken fajita's... which then made me think I might have a mexican themed party... who wants to come??

Can I cum please?

Oh if you must...

Don't seem to enthusiastic about it then lol

awwwwwwww

"
yesssss sympathy invite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

genuinity(i made that up)

I like that one, can I borrow it please?

only if u send me a fanny pic, its a heavily copyrighted word now

Ill have a word with her and see if she's got any pics"

pedanticalness never gets u anywhere

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Oooh yes... Stir fry anyone

Yes please

I'll bring my own chopsticks tho lol

Now that's not allowed

I got chicken fajita's... which then made me think I might have a mexican themed party... who wants to come??

Can I cum please?

Oh if you must...

Don't seem to enthusiastic about it then lol

awwwwwwww

yesssss sympathy invite

whatever...

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

pedanticalness never gets u anywhere"

Nah you can keep that one its crap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pedanticalness never gets u anywhere

Nah you can keep that one its crap"

didnt wanna see ur fanny anyway..ur blocked

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

pedanticalness never gets u anywhere

Nah you can keep that one its crap

didnt wanna see ur fanny anyway..ur blocked"

Yesss! I feel all special now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooh yes... Stir fry anyone

Yes please

I'll bring my own chopsticks tho lol

Now that's not allowed

I got chicken fajita's... which then made me think I might have a mexican themed party... who wants to come??

Hell yes Ile bring the vodka

woooo hoooo.....

I thought you was from a town near me!!!! IM bloody lost on saddleworth moor Eeeeek =-O

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We need a search party for tease

Any volunteers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We need a search party for tease

Any volunteers?

I guess not....

i just freeze and prob get attacked of a horny ram =-O

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We need a search party for tease

Any volunteers?

I guess not....

i just freeze and prob get attacked of a horny ram =-O"
I'll be gentle

I'll bring you a coat aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't think... The buzzing of flies is to distractingBreak out the chopsticks ,,,,,, wax on wax off lol

Chinese has just turned up.... yum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't think... The buzzing of flies is to distractingBreak out the chopsticks ,,,,,, wax on wax off lol

Chinese has just turned up.... yum"
Cool just don't ask tease if you can borrow her chopsticks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now im thinking i am loving the Jamaican athletes

MissD x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We need a search party for tease

Any volunteers?

I guess not....

i just freeze and prob get attacked of a horny ram =-OI'll be gentle

I'll bring you a coat aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't think... The buzzing of flies is to distractingBreak out the chopsticks ,,,,,, wax on wax off lol

Chinese has just turned up.... yumCool just don't ask tease if you can borrow her chopsticks

There is nothing wrong with my chopsticks

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Oooh yes... Stir fry anyone

Yes please

I'll bring my own chopsticks tho lol

Now that's not allowed

I got chicken fajita's... which then made me think I might have a mexican themed party... who wants to come??

Hell yes Ile bring the vodka

woooo hoooo.....

I thought you was from a town near me!!!! IM bloody lost on saddleworth moor Eeeeek =-O "

Mum where are you??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooh yes... Stir fry anyone

Yes please

I'll bring my own chopsticks tho lol

Now that's not allowed

I got chicken fajita's... which then made me think I might have a mexican themed party... who wants to come??

Hell yes Ile bring the vodka

woooo hoooo.....

I thought you was from a town near me!!!! IM bloody lost on saddleworth moor Eeeeek =-O

Mum where are you??

Hic Hic I've I've no idea.. Lost the Sat Nav..main thing is im still alive...

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By *acktilMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

Just heard the best line ever:

"Shut the f**k up you little pot licker or I'll stick you in the microwave."

Said you wanted random.

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