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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And me dont go together.........

I got a knife block with 5 knives in it from asda for a fiver.

And all i done so far is cut me hands to shreds.

The fookers are lethal....

i just this second pricked me thumb...

sob....

pricks all over the place....

looks like i been in a slash em up movie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Step away from the knife block peaches hun ... u dont want too many pricks in u

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

lmao

now thats wishful thinking aint it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if your going to be weilding a knife while your typing on here, accidents are bound to happen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tut......

was when i was doing toast and mmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asda knife set you say?

Any good cos my posh ones are all blunt.

Seems everything I touch is blunt...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

They very good for a fiver...

but watch ya donnies snoggy and anything that dangles...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Asda knife set you say?

Any good cos my posh ones are all blunt.

Seems everything I touch is blunt... "

Touch me and see if im blunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Asda knife set you say?

Any good cos my posh ones are all blunt.

Seems everything I touch is blunt...

Touch me and see if im blunt "

Cant quite reach from here..Move over to the left a bit...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They very good for a fiver...

but watch ya donnies snoggy and anything that dangles...

"

Off to Asda with me pocket money...Hoo Hoo Thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Asda knife set you say?

Any good cos my posh ones are all blunt.

Seems everything I touch is blunt...

Touch me and see if im blunt

Cant quite reach from here..Move over to the left a bit...lol "

No u move abit hehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They very good for a fiver...

but watch ya donnies snoggy and anything that dangles...

Off to Asda with me pocket money...Hoo Hoo Thank you xx "

im mnot gonna be responsible for anything you chop off accidently ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Asda knife set you say?

Any good cos my posh ones are all blunt.

Seems everything I touch is blunt...

Touch me and see if im blunt

Cant quite reach from here..Move over to the left a bit...lol

No u move abit hehe"

Oh OK There.Anything blunt yet?..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Asda knife set you say?

Any good cos my posh ones are all blunt.

Seems everything I touch is blunt...

Touch me and see if im blunt

Cant quite reach from here..Move over to the left a bit...lol

No u move abit hehe

Oh OK There.Anything blunt yet?.. "

Well nothings pricking me yet how about u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They very good for a fiver...

but watch ya donnies snoggy and anything that dangles...

Off to Asda with me pocket money...Hoo Hoo Thank you xx

im mnot gonna be responsible for anything you chop off accidently ok "

Will have first aid tin ready with the germaline and lollypops...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Asda knife set you say?

Any good cos my posh ones are all blunt.

Seems everything I touch is blunt...

Touch me and see if im blunt

Cant quite reach from here..Move over to the left a bit...lol

No u move abit hehe

Oh OK There.Anything blunt yet?..

Well nothings pricking me yet how about u "

Wellll funny enough yes.And a voice keeps on about teddy bears picnic...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

where ya gonna stick ya lollies ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Asda knife set you say?

Any good cos my posh ones are all blunt.

Seems everything I touch is blunt...

Touch me and see if im blunt

Cant quite reach from here..Move over to the left a bit...lol

No u move abit hehe

Oh OK There.Anything blunt yet?..

Well nothings pricking me yet how about u

Wellll funny enough yes.And a voice keeps on about teddy bears picnic... "

ahem is that the time ... TAXI

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"where ya gonna stick ya lollies ? "

In me gob...Honestly! smut...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

only arsed didnt i

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