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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I can hear the bin man coming down the street.

I know i've stuffed loads of cut up underlay into bags into my bin ......

My biggest wish is that this major criminal plan goes off without a hitch...

I'm so excited waiting....... Whaddya mean bored ???

So what are you wishing for today ?? No matter how small.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A semi decent sleep before my night shift x

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Hoping this bin I'm about to lift isn't too heavy..

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

For Friday to hurry up and get here. I'm not one for wishing my life away but I need a release

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Hoping this bin I'm about to lift isn't too heavy..

It'll be fine binnie ..... It's on wheels you don't have to lift it.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I've got a wardrobe to take apart. I'm hoping I can do it without major injury

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Frustrating how little you can throw away when it comes to household stuff. Wouldn't mind at all if I could drive and use the tip, but alas, I cannot.

Instead I have to try and save £200 for a skip.

I do hope people are generous with the tips when I'm back at work or I'll still have a garden that resembles something off shameless in 5 years time.

For today, I wish the housework would do itself and my aching muscles to bugger off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish they would hurry up and deliver my new bigger bins

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Hoping this bin I'm about to lift isn't too heavy..

It'll be fine binnie ..... It's on wheels you don't have to lift it. "

Phew..

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

That I can get someone to do my food shop for me

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By *incskittenWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Its weigh day ...

I'm hoping i've lost a few pounds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really need my PMT to GO AWAY

I just tried to go on a bike ride to ease the tension - but it appears all the cunts are out in force today - then I got a couple of miles away nearly to a peaceful bike path and my tyre popped

I came home.

Today can fuck off.

I'm waiting for a reasonable time to have a G+T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes and to answer the OP I wish for everyone to fuck off

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Oh yes and to answer the OP I wish for everyone to fuck off

Your wish granted MaryF'nP

Close your eyes n put in the ear plugs...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaa All gone !

They took it...... I am fucking elated. Like ...... what could be nicer

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"That I can get someone to do my food shop for me"

You not well ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Frustrating how little you can throw away when it comes to household stuff. Wouldn't mind at all if I could drive and use the tip, but alas, I cannot.

Instead I have to try and save £200 for a skip.

I do hope people are generous with the tips when I'm back at work or I'll still have a garden that resembles something off shameless in 5 years time.

For today, I wish the housework would do itself and my aching muscles to bugger off."

We can book a bulky with out local council for a fiver a time.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaa All gone !

They took it...... I am fucking elated. Like ...... what could be nicer

Nice. Good underlay smuggling Granny! My wish is I can have a power nap this afternoon. I think I will.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Frustrating how little you can throw away when it comes to household stuff. Wouldn't mind at all if I could drive and use the tip, but alas, I cannot.

Instead I have to try and save £200 for a skip.

I do hope people are generous with the tips when I'm back at work or I'll still have a garden that resembles something off shameless in 5 years time.

For today, I wish the housework would do itself and my aching muscles to bugger off.

We can book a bulky with out local council for a fiver a time. "

What about things like paint tins?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bag of pickled onion monster munch to drop out the sky??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really need my PMT to GO AWAY

I just tried to go on a bike ride to ease the tension - but it appears all the cunts are out in force today - then I got a couple of miles away nearly to a peaceful bike path and my tyre popped

I came home.

Today can fuck off.

I'm waiting for a reasonable time to have a G+T

Now is a perfect time for a G&T

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Frustrating how little you can throw away when it comes to household stuff. Wouldn't mind at all if I could drive and use the tip, but alas, I cannot.

Instead I have to try and save £200 for a skip.

I do hope people are generous with the tips when I'm back at work or I'll still have a garden that resembles something off shameless in 5 years time.

For today, I wish the housework would do itself and my aching muscles to bugger off.

We can book a bulky with out local council for a fiver a time.

What about things like paint tins? "

They just go in the normal bin ?? They are no prob. Just make sure they are not leaking.

Even if you put em in 2 a week they'd be gone before long.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

The other week Peach ...... my friend said her carpet cleaner had packed up and was beyond repair and now she'd have to pay for it to be taken away ....

So ..... I said , Sod orft..... and we had a dismantling party and put all the bits in bin bags and then into her bin ...

Job done.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Frustrating how little you can throw away when it comes to household stuff. Wouldn't mind at all if I could drive and use the tip, but alas, I cannot.

Instead I have to try and save £200 for a skip.

I do hope people are generous with the tips when I'm back at work or I'll still have a garden that resembles something off shameless in 5 years time.

For today, I wish the housework would do itself and my aching muscles to bugger off.

We can book a bulky with out local council for a fiver a time.

What about things like paint tins?

They just go in the normal bin ?? They are no prob. Just make sure they are not leaking.

Even if you put em in 2 a week they'd be gone before long."

Hmmmmmmm No Don't.... I've just checked on the God that is the internet and it says ..... no paint or paint tins in your reg bin.....

Here as long as there is no paint in em I can put them in the non recyclable bin....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Sod it Peach. I just looked on RecycleRight and it states this....

Empty paint cans can be disposed of in your local council’s kerbside residual bin, as long as the paint is fully dried out.

So ........... if you have some paint that is not fully dried out. Pour it out onto cardboard or paper or sheet or sommat you don't want and leave it to dry and then bin that too.....

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Frustrating how little you can throw away when it comes to household stuff. Wouldn't mind at all if I could drive and use the tip, but alas, I cannot.

Instead I have to try and save £200 for a skip.

I do hope people are generous with the tips when I'm back at work or I'll still have a garden that resembles something off shameless in 5 years time.

For today, I wish the housework would do itself and my aching muscles to bugger off.

We can book a bulky with out local council for a fiver a time.

What about things like paint tins?

They just go in the normal bin ?? They are no prob. Just make sure they are not leaking.

Even if you put em in 2 a week they'd be gone before long.

Hmmmmmmm No Don't.... I've just checked on the God that is the internet and it says ..... no paint or paint tins in your reg bin.....

Here as long as there is no paint in em I can put them in the non recyclable bin.... "

I've got allsorts, umpteen paint tins, a hamster cage, mattress, couple of chairs, 2 sofas, fridge, fridge freezer, gaming chair, lawnmower to name but a few

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Sod it Peach. I just looked on RecycleRight and it states this....

Empty paint cans can be disposed of in your local council’s kerbside residual bin, as long as the paint is fully dried out.

So ........... if you have some paint that is not fully dried out. Pour it out onto cardboard or paper or sheet or sommat you don't want and leave it to dry and then bin that too..... "

Ahhhhhhh that sounds like a better plan than I had. I was getting to the stage I was gonna try to upcycle them and turn them into plant pots.

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

"I really need my PMT to GO AWAY

I just tried to go on a bike ride to ease the tension - but it appears all the cunts are out in force today - then I got a couple of miles away nearly to a peaceful bike path and my tyre popped

I came home.

Today can fuck off.

I'm waiting for a reasonable time to have a G+T

Now is a perfect time for a G&T

That's my problem. Its always "now"!

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

"Tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaa All gone !

They took it...... I am fucking elated. Like ...... what could be nicer

Nice. Good underlay smuggling Granny! My wish is I can have a power nap this afternoon. I think I will.

She's good at this smuggling.

OP, a friend of mine has some packages he'd like bringing over from Columbia. Can you help out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaa All gone !

They took it...... I am fucking elated. Like ...... what could be nicer

I laughed way too much at this

... I wish our bin men weren’t so mean - we get a red sticker thing if the kids (ok me, it’s me) doesn’t recycle properly - like even leaving tops on bottles - stickered

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Hoping this bin I'm about to lift isn't too heavy..

It'll be fine binnie ..... It's on wheels you don't have to lift it. "

Binmen are spoilt nowadays.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am wishing for people to like me.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaa All gone !

They took it...... I am fucking elated. Like ...... what could be nicer

I laughed way too much at this

... I wish our bin men weren’t so mean - we get a red sticker thing if the kids (ok me, it’s me) doesn’t recycle properly - like even leaving tops on bottles - stickered

Our binmen take everything. I don't remove any labels or wash anything out.

We weren't told to.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I am wishing for people to like me."

I like you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am wishing for people to like me.

I like you

Thankyou Gorgeous, I like you too xx

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I am wishing for people to like me."

Who wouldn't like you ? Tell me and I'll kill them .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I can sit down and finish the book I'm reading and start the next one.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"When I can sit down and finish the book I'm reading and start the next one."

What's it called ?

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

To stop hurting so I can get the kids tomorrow...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I can sit down and finish the book I'm reading and start the next one.

What's it called ?"

The Moon's A Balloon. Next one in line is Boys In Zinc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaa All gone !

They took it...... I am fucking elated. Like ...... what could be nicer

I laughed way too much at this

... I wish our bin men weren’t so mean - we get a red sticker thing if the kids (ok me, it’s me) doesn’t recycle properly - like even leaving tops on bottles - stickered

Our binmen take everything. I don't remove any labels or wash anything out.

We weren't told to."

Our bins are usually so horrifically full there’s always telltale stuff hanging out

... I’ve watched Mr jump on top of it all to compact it but I’m not doing that I might not be able to get out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can hear the bin man coming down the street.

I know i've stuffed loads of cut up underlay into bags into my bin ......

My biggest wish is that this major criminal plan goes off without a hitch...

I'm so excited waiting....... Whaddya mean bored ???

So what are you wishing for today ?? No matter how small. "

I love your posts Granny

The thrill of the clandestine bin bags must be the highlight of the day

My little wish for today is to get remotivated to do my weight loss journey. I've been so naughty the last few days.

Not exactly as exciting as yours!

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I always think of Speedy Gonzales when I here the word "underlay"... Ariba,ariba underlay, underlay (I think it's "and ale").

My small wish for today is that I get all my things done so that I can go for a cycle.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I can hear the bin man coming down the street.

I know i've stuffed loads of cut up underlay into bags into my bin ......

My biggest wish is that this major criminal plan goes off without a hitch...

I'm so excited waiting....... Whaddya mean bored ???

So what are you wishing for today ?? No matter how small.

I love your posts Granny

The thrill of the clandestine bin bags must be the highlight of the day

My little wish for today is to get remotivated to do my weight loss journey. I've been so naughty the last few days.

Not exactly as exciting as yours!

Don't think of it as weight loss. Just think of how much you love your health and are stuffing yourself as full as you can on veg .......

Your body will do the rest

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I always think of Speedy Gonzales when I here the word "underlay"... Ariba,ariba underlay, underlay (I think it's "and ale").

My small wish for today is that I get all my things done so that I can go for a cycle."

Is that like a bike ride ? Or something more personal ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'm really glad I don't have cycles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 1 inch horse to race mice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wished for some definite answers .. I didnt get them today. Frustrating. Another month of wait. Or more. Eh..

So I wish instead for peaceful afternoon. And calm mind.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"A 1 inch horse to race mice"

The horse'd still win.

Have 1 inch horses and mice jockeys .....

Who would make the silks.... great new business..

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"I can hear the bin man coming down the street.

I know i've stuffed loads of cut up underlay into bags into my bin ......

My biggest wish is that this major criminal plan goes off without a hitch...

I'm so excited waiting....... Whaddya mean bored ???

So what are you wishing for today ?? No matter how small. "

"That" special message alert tone on my phone to go off. It won't though

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I thought this thread was about my penis and I thought “at last Granny, at last”. But once again I’ve been hoodwinked

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

My shopping to come on time, so I can have an afternoon nap.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Wishing? I’m praying for a cake - an actual real cake - to be waiting for me when I get home

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"I'm really glad I don't have cycles "

Me too, sounds painful. I'm hoping(still) to go for a bicycle ride.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Hope the step paint in my garage can still be used.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im praying for the day to stretch itself, can we have a 90 minute hour please? So much to cram in!

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over a year ago

"I can hear the bin man coming down the street.

I know i've stuffed loads of cut up underlay into bags into my bin ......

My biggest wish is that this major criminal plan goes off without a hitch...

I'm so excited waiting....... Whaddya mean bored ???

So what are you wishing for today ?? No matter how small. "

I am wishing for 4.30 tomorrow for 2 days off work xxxx

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

I've been very single minded of late and I'm wishing for amazing sex ... I'll add that it's not on the cards at all

Oh I also wish that I won't forget to put the bin out later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am wishing for a divinely handsome man to visit my boudoir this weekend, armed with chocolate, bacon and maple syrup flavoured popcorn, croissants, and the Spaced DVD box set.

This will not happen, but I'm wishing really really hard anyway.

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

So what are you wishing for today ?? No matter how small. "

To hear CurvyPrincess’ voice once more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wish came true!

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

I wishing the confirmation of my jabs comes through......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So what are you wishing for today ?? No matter how small.

To hear CurvyPrincess’ voice once more

My pleasure...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am wishing for a divinely handsome man to visit my boudoir this weekend, armed with chocolate, bacon and maple syrup flavoured popcorn, croissants, and the Spaced DVD box set.

This will not happen, but I'm wishing really really hard anyway.

Funny you should wish for those. I actually have all of those items except the “handsome” and Spaced DVD box set. Keep wishing, you’re nearly there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I could make someone’s wish come true.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I got a whole sofa in mine over several weeks under the other stuff lol! And the metal bits the rag and bone man took! X

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Oh just to get my account into the black

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I got a whole sofa in mine over several weeks under the other stuff lol! And the metal bits the rag and bone man took! X"

You are my hero !

Uhmmmmm in your what ?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I've always been small so everything is a big issue to me

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I've always been small so everything is a big issue to me

Okay I'll buy one but this week only......

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I've always been small so everything is a big issue to me

Okay I'll buy one but this week only...... "

Cheeky bugga...

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