FabSwingers.com forum: The No Fish Pun thread

By *uke Ozade OP Man
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Yeah that’s right. None of that on here. You can do that in some other plaice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What ya gonna do if I post an pun eh? Batter me?

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Haddock enough of these. For cod's sake, shorely people don't write those puns in these threads? No trout about it, they hake me laugh, but I wish folk we're just a bit more koi about it.

It does warm my sole to read them sometimes, if they're eely good.

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By *uke Ozade OP Man
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Haddock enough of these. For cod's sake, shorely people don't write those puns in these threads? No trout about it, they hake me laugh, but I wish folk we're just a bit more koi about it.

It does warm my sole to read them sometimes, if they're eely good."

This reply is the stuff of breams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you lot stop carpin' on...its early in the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not just saying fish puns for the halibut

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Are these jokes for r-eel

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By *uke Ozade OP Man
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Are these jokes for r-eel

More a conger-gation of non fish pun posters

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

You lot are krilling me! I was feeling a bit crabby but now minnow where to come to get a smile. That's not hake news!! I'm off to the games thread to play Salmon says !

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By *entlemenpipMan
over a year ago

not far

Here was me looking for a cheerful sole

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

I'm just going to sit on my perch and see how this one develops, who knows it may catch on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reelin them in he is!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'm off for a spin on me motor pike! It cost me so much money im nearly on squid row !

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By *uke Ozade OP Man
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"I'm off for a spin on me motor pike! It cost me so much money im nearly on squid row !"

Pollocks to that! I hope you’re not suffering from financial tench-ion

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm off for a spin on me motor pike! It cost me so much money im nearly on squid row !

Pollocks to that! I hope you’re not suffering from financial tench-ion

Nah I got a mate who's a loan shark!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I might stop off in the pub garden to watch the beer-a-cudas......

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By *uke Ozade OP Man
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"I'm off for a spin on me motor pike! It cost me so much money im nearly on squid row !

Pollocks to that! I hope you’re not suffering from financial tench-ion

Nah I got a mate who's a loan shark!"

Is your motor pike turbot charged?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm off for a spin on me motor pike! It cost me so much money im nearly on squid row !

Pollocks to that! I hope you’re not suffering from financial tench-ion

Nah I got a mate who's a loan shark!"
There you go hook line and sinker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh bless your sole

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By *uke Ozade OP Man
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Oh bless your sole

Oh hello you! Didn’t expect to find you floundering around on this thread

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

You lot can bugger off, I'm not taking the bait this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lot can bugger off, I'm not taking the bait this time

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This isn’t the time or plaice

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By *uke Ozade OP Man
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"You lot can bugger off, I'm not taking the bait this time

This isn’t the time or plaice

You can put your bass on my line any time

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

All this fish talk is total pollocks, it’s giving me a haddock

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"You lot can bugger off, I'm not taking the bait this time

This isn’t the time or plaice

You can put your bass on my line any time

It’s all about the bass no treble

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

This was only a good idea in your bream's

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

*newsflash*

Salmon Rushdie just come out if his hiding plaice!!

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By *uke Ozade OP Man
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"*newsflash*

Salmon Rushdie just come out if his hiding plaice!! "

That’s barbel-lous news! He was a bit trout of order for hiding anyway

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

This thread needs to get back on track.

I’ll stickle it back together

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By *annGentMan
over a year ago

With a cracking view

"I'm off for a spin on me motor pike! It cost me so much money im nearly on squid row !"

My motor pike has a side carp !

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I'm off for a spin on me motor pike! It cost me so much money im nearly on squid row !

My motor pike has a side carp !"

I hope you never fall off and break anything or you will have to see the sturgeon at the hospital

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

What if he doesn't get it fixed, the tench from the gangerine would be unbearable!

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By *uke Ozade OP Man
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Before every journey he’ll have to mullet over or risk facing the wrasse of the sturgeon

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

This is a great thread, I’ve had a whale of a time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sole of this thread is flat

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By *wosmilersCouple
over a year ago

Heathrowish

Here we go again. It seems someone on their perch is looking mussel in on this topic to fillet with a few cheap jibes

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By *-man24Man
over a year ago

northwest

My plaice or yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank cos. My pun gills are bad

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By *-man24Man
over a year ago

northwest

Hook line and stunk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm floundering and beached for the words

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Change the tuna please

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I entered a pun competition ten times to increase my chances of winning. I thought at least one of them would do well but unfortunately no pun in ten did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check my bad self..he he...SALMON

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I entered a pun competition ten times to increase my chances of winning. I thought at least one of them would do well but unfortunately no pun in ten did. "

I’d leave the pun competitions trout, you have a lack of natural pun gills.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I entered a pun competition ten times to increase my chances of winning. I thought at least one of them would do well but unfortunately no pun in ten did.

I’d leave the pun competitions trout, you have a lack of natural pun gills. "

Now, lk yoyr just flexing your mussels getting all snapper running on turbot

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Cod almighty these threads are krilling me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cod almighty these threads are krilling me! "

Just go to the bream of light

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Cod almighty these threads are krilling me!

Just go to the bream of light "

Fintastic idea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cod almighty these threads are krilling me!

Just go to the bream of light "

What a catch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cod almighty these threads are krilling me!

Just go to the bream of light

What a catch"

Beats escaping the net

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"I entered a pun competition ten times to increase my chances of winning. I thought at least one of them would do well but unfortunately no pun in ten did.

I’d leave the pun competitions trout, you have a lack of natural pun gills. "

I would insult you back but I'm not going to take the bait.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Think i've been catfished

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By *reamblueMan
over a year ago

London

"I'm off for a spin on me motor pike! It cost me so much money im nearly on squid row !

My motor pike has a side carp !

I hope you never fall off and break anything or you will have to see the sturgeon at the hospital

Either the sturgeon or doctorpus

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By *reamblueMan
over a year ago

London

Fuck this, I'm off to watch some prawnography

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

All I sea are bass-icaly cod awful puns!

What a load of carp.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This threads Skate ing on thin ice

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I’ve got toothache. I may need to sea a dental sturgeon.

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