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By *gent Coulson OP   Man
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

For a bit of fun, how would you advertise yourself.

Mine would be

Classic 1962 model, some minor body work were, in full working order, engine runs perfectly, tested in july, 2020.

Full service history available on request, test drive highly recommend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Urmm... busty ginger brat, occasional whore, runs on tequila and bad decisions, decent rack. gluck gluck 9000 triple twist skills on point. Px

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Husband for hire to lay on sofa reading paper and watching racing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love this and was only just talking about this with someone yesterday x

Part time superhero, looking to find a sidekick for exploring Evil villains tropical islands and mountain strongholds. Fun loving and caring bear of a man. Enjoys travel, wine and wild camping.

Early morning adventures to catch sunrises are a definite x as is hot coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Decent condition for age, but wear and tear starting to show. Low mileage and maintenance but high rum consumption. Don't be alarmed by the exhaust emissions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dad bod, lost a strand of hair or 2, piss 5 times a night, fart in my sleep..

But can bake cake

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Free to a good home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I didn’t expect to be popular!, but yes I’m glad I’ve used and actually commented on the forums. Have they helped? Yes I guess so I mean I thought in the past that it was a very clique place. But actually it’s not at all, and I love flirting and banter

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

Vintage classic, has lots of power and speed but really knows how to handle the curves. Added padding for extra protection and will never let you down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marginally better than a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Available for hire, hire costs are free and may even buy a round or food.

Daily visible bodywork a little rough around the edges butvwepp stored areas are immaculate. Manually driven daily but not riden in over a year. Clean bill of health and even has upto date tests and latest vac

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

8 out of 10 women said he’s ok.

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Romford

I'm neither especially clever, nor especially gifted. I am only very, very curious. Plus I’m a real liability.

(Borrowed from Albert Einstein and Sophie Turner.)

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By *hantasmagoriaWoman
over a year ago

Newport

Well worn but still comfy, needs regular service! Sweet tasting delight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well worn but still comfy, needs regular service! Sweet tasting delight "

Are test drives accepted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1970s vintage model, bodywork has been modified with added padding and curves to suit the more adventurous user.

Reliable and maintenance free, you'll love this whether you want bumpy off-roading or a smooth gentle ride in the countryside.

Comes with many ad-ons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Down to earth guy looking for friendship as much as new experiences, easy to talk to and a great listener, feels like life is passing by to quickly and seeks excitement

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By *hantasmagoriaWoman
over a year ago

Newport


"Well worn but still comfy, needs regular service! Sweet tasting delight

Are test drives accepted "

Hell yes!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *gent Coulson OP   Man
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines


"1970s vintage model, bodywork has been modified with added padding and curves to suit the more adventurous user.

Reliable and maintenance free, you'll love this whether you want bumpy off-roading or a smooth gentle ride in the countryside.

Comes with many ad-ons "
I have additional parking space available

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1970s vintage model, bodywork has been modified with added padding and curves to suit the more adventurous user.

Reliable and maintenance free, you'll love this whether you want bumpy off-roading or a smooth gentle ride in the countryside.

Comes with many ad-ons "

One of the add-ons being self lubrication

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No I didn’t expect to be popular!, but yes I’m glad I’ve used and actually commented on the forums. Have they helped? Yes I guess so I mean I thought in the past that it was a very clique place. But actually it’s not at all, and I love flirting and banter

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Ooops wrong thread

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By *entlemenpipMan
over a year ago

not far

Classic 80s streamline design

With custom decals high mileage but dependable

Many owners and incomplete log book

A good weekend run around not for daily use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1970s vintage model, bodywork has been modified with added padding and curves to suit the more adventurous user.

Reliable and maintenance free, you'll love this whether you want bumpy off-roading or a smooth gentle ride in the countryside.

Comes with many ad-ons

One of the add-ons being self lubrication "

Damn, why didn't I think of that

I was trying to fit in tow ropes

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"1970s vintage model, bodywork has been modified with added padding and curves to suit the more adventurous user.

Reliable and maintenance free, you'll love this whether you want bumpy off-roading or a smooth gentle ride in the countryside.

Comes with many ad-ons "

Do you have air con because it will get very very hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Estate Agent Particulars

Fab properties are delighted to welcome this exquisite example of period construction to its readers.

Built on solid foundations with a complete roof thatch still showing little signs of discolouration and with dental moulding still in tact Fab Are happy to recommend this mature example.

All plumbing is in good working order and regularly inspected.

Viewings are strictly appointment only and Fab recommend an early inspection to avoid disappointment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BANG! AND THE DIRT IS 'GON

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

The Swiss army knife of kink.

If we don’t have it, its not worth having!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have on offer on a shared ownership basis a classic 70's model, manufactured during the Winter of Discontent and build quality reflects that.

Has minor modifications internally to reduce pregnancy inducing emissions.

Externally, in original condition with no ink marks or holes, age related fading on the roof but kept in reasonable condition.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

High mileage with original body work. Likely to become a classic with correct maintenance. A little slow to start but will run reliably with care and attention.

Not suitable for rallying but adventurous journeys to varying destinations are what this model is made for. A well maintained, comfortable and classy two seater, will not go well in reverse. No room for extra luggage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1970s vintage model, bodywork has been modified with added padding and curves to suit the more adventurous user.

Reliable and maintenance free, you'll love this whether you want bumpy off-roading or a smooth gentle ride in the countryside.

Comes with many ad-ons

One of the add-ons being self lubrication

Damn, why didn't I think of that

I was trying to fit in tow ropes "

Comes with 54 foot of rope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1970s vintage model, bodywork has been modified with added padding and curves to suit the more adventurous user.

Reliable and maintenance free, you'll love this whether you want bumpy off-roading or a smooth gentle ride in the countryside.

Comes with many ad-ons

One of the add-ons being self lubrication

Damn, why didn't I think of that

I was trying to fit in tow ropes

Comes with 54 foot of rope "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very submissive, older puppy, house trained, loves walk on a leash and always eager to please. Tendency to get excited so may require a stern hand. Would suit couples. Comes with own leash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better than a Renault 5 turbo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old car bit rusty needs constant attention mot nearly up oil needs changing but still a goer still about thirty thousand on clock interested lady enquire within no refunds no returns full tank of gas included

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By *hat BlokeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate

Knackered old barn find. Could do with a good engine overhaul but may polish up well to be are rare classic

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Just past mot in good around conditions needs someone to check out and use my dipstick needs lubricating on a regular basis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My advert after lockdown would read ...

Barn find just needs TLC

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