FabSwingers.com forum: I shouldnt have asked!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ive opened my room window and flies are congregating around the center of the room so i googled it as a question,why?

It's simple physics. Flies are small enough to necessitate quantum mechanical descriptions. It's a simple Partle in a box problem, which states that given a box with infinte energy walls, a particle in more likely to be found in the center. Now with humans, we're big enough to have enough energy to have a more or less uniform distribution, but flies are lighter and fly faster, which causes them to have lower energy, and hence a non uniform distribution. Really, flies in a room is the companion experiment to the double slit experiment.

I love my science...but this...er...lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

You sure there's not a dog turd on the carpet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

answer 2:

Do you have a hanging light fitting in the centre of the room? Flies circle round hanging objects.

this seemed more appropriate...but Ive also noticed it when going through tunnels, flies in the central passage...so maybe the quantum answer was correct lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You sure there's not a dog turd on the carpet?"

dont be disgusting!..its mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good lord!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You sure there's not a dog turd on the carpet?

dont be disgusting!..its mine"

Did you shit on my carpet? There's flies in here too.

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over a year ago

"You sure there's not a dog turd on the carpet?

dont be disgusting!..its mine"

The dog, the turd or the carpet??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You sure there's not a dog turd on the carpet?

dont be disgusting!..its mine

Did you shit on my carpet? There's flies in here too.

And mine... Gosh you've been A busy boy today

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

you think you got it bad there's flies around my head

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You sure there's not a dog turd on the carpet?

dont be disgusting!..its mine

Did you shit on my carpet? There's flies in here too.

depends...did it smell nice..if not, wasnt me...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You sure there's not a dog turd on the carpet?

dont be disgusting!..its mine

The dog, the turd or the carpet??

hmmm new username thanks: Dogturdcarpet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You sure there's not a dog turd on the carpet?

dont be disgusting!..its mine

Did you shit on my carpet? There's flies in here too.

And mine... Gosh you've been A busy boy today

they say dont shit on ur own doorstep...I agree..use someone elses

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you think you got it bad there's flies around my head

breathmints help

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good lord!!! Lol

lord of the flies to u fanny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you think you got it bad there's flies around my head

Dirty McSquirty rides again!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"you think you got it bad there's flies around my head

Dirty McSquirty rides again!"

oi you

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"you think you got it bad there's flies around my head

breathmints help"

do you just need to scatter them on the turd?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you think you got it bad there's flies around my head

Thats the hangover!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"you think you got it bad there's flies around my head

Thats the hangover!!"

hair of the dog may disperse them then. As long as its not the same dog laying the turds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You sure there's not a dog turd on the carpet?

dont be disgusting!..its mine

Did you shit on my carpet? There's flies in here too.

depends...did it smell nice..if not, wasnt me..."

i didn't smell it. it tasted of marmite though....

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"You sure there's not a dog turd on the carpet?

dont be disgusting!..its mine

Did you shit on my carpet? There's flies in here too.

depends...did it smell nice..if not, wasnt me...

i didn't smell it. it tasted of marmite though...."

Thats not good it's growing up spread ! The turd will get massive

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you think you got it bad there's flies around my head

breathmints help

do you just need to scatter them on the turd?"

yes then pack them and sell to McShitties

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You sure there's not a dog turd on the carpet?

dont be disgusting!..its mine

Did you shit on my carpet? There's flies in here too.

depends...did it smell nice..if not, wasnt me...

i didn't smell it. it tasted of marmite though...."

are u taking the beef extract!!!!

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