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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I’ve just been made to laugh mid eating pizza.

You know when you laugh when taking a drink and it comes out your nose.... I’ve just had to snort pizza back down

Can you top that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate having a running nose and a running ass after eating spicy pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wore two contact lenses in my left eye for a day. Or two.

Gave my optician team laugh of the day when they enlightened me I'm not losing my sight yet. I'm just a twonk!

It was my first trial I'm not a hopeless case, promise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wore two contact lenses in my left eye for a day. Or two.

Gave my optician team laugh of the day when they enlightened me I'm not losing my sight yet. I'm just a twonk!

It was my first trial I'm not a hopeless case, promise."

Did it make things bigger ? If yes make sure to wear them again when you see me naked !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wore two contact lenses in my left eye for a day. Or two.

Gave my optician team laugh of the day when they enlightened me I'm not losing my sight yet. I'm just a twonk!

It was my first trial I'm not a hopeless case, promise.

Did it make things bigger ? If yes make sure to wear them again when you see me naked ! "

Blurry. That will work too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wore two contact lenses in my left eye for a day. Or two.

Gave my optician team laugh of the day when they enlightened me I'm not losing my sight yet. I'm just a twonk!

It was my first trial I'm not a hopeless case, promise.

Did it make things bigger ? If yes make sure to wear them again when you see me naked !

Blurry. That will work too. "

Every little helps (pun intended)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wore two contact lenses in my left eye for a day. Or two.

Gave my optician team laugh of the day when they enlightened me I'm not losing my sight yet. I'm just a twonk!

It was my first trial I'm not a hopeless case, promise."

Haha oh dear, you can’t be the only person to do that surely! I can’t go near my eyes so I’m stuck with the Clark Kent Binoculars

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

My little brother used to have spaghetti come out of his nose as a kid

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

I threw up through my nose when being made to eat sheep brain at a Catholic nun's school . I was 7 , I remember it like it was yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I’ve just been made to laugh mid eating pizza.

You know when you laugh when taking a drink and it comes out your nose.... I’ve just had to snort pizza back down

Can you top that"

At least you didn't shit yourself as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My little brother used to have spaghetti come out of his nose as a kid "

Haha wait what

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I threw up through my nose when being made to eat sheep brain at a Catholic nun's school . I was 7 , I remember it like it was yesterday "

what kind of school is that

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire


"I threw up through my nose when being made to eat sheep brain at a Catholic nun's school . I was 7 , I remember it like it was yesterday

what kind of school is that "

Sheep brains are eaten in many countries , I know it's quite rare in the U.K. though .

We're not a family of offal eaters so I obviously couldn't stomach it .

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