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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why wouldn't you fuck the poster above?

Try not to be too mean to each other

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I don't do men

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By *aughty_tonyMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn

Your male

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why wouldn't you fuck the poster above?

Try not to be too mean to each other "

id fuck you but.. you keep your socks on Px

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would fuck you(r) but..(t)

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By *oucankeepyoursocksonMan
over a year ago

Here n there

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"Why wouldn't you fuck the poster above?

Try not to be too mean to each other

id fuck you but.. you keep your socks on Px "

You won't let me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't do girls

I would happily go to the pub with you though! X

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"[Removed by poster at 21/04/21 20:02:17]"

Cause I’m straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops I missed about 5 people lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton


"Why wouldn't you fuck the poster above?

Try not to be too mean to each other

id fuck you but.. you keep your socks on Px "

What’s wrong with keeping your socks on? Sometimes it gets cold

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby


"Why wouldn't you fuck the poster above?

Try not to be too mean to each other

id fuck you but.. you keep your socks on Px

What’s wrong with keeping your socks on? Sometimes it gets cold "

I dont like sausage

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

You might break me (who am I kidding I won't mind )

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich


"Why wouldn't you fuck the poster above?

Try not to be too mean to each other

id fuck you but.. you keep your socks on Px

What’s wrong with keeping your socks on? Sometimes it gets cold

I dont like sausage "

I wouldn't Fuck you but I would steal ypur dresses x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Why wouldn't you fuck the poster above?

Try not to be too mean to each other

id fuck you but.. you keep your socks on Px

What’s wrong with keeping your socks on? Sometimes it gets cold

I dont like sausage

I wouldn't Fuck you but I would steal ypur dresses x "

You're a better dresser than me and I'd feel too bad about my outfit.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Why wouldn't you fuck the poster above?

Try not to be too mean to each other

id fuck you but.. you keep your socks on Px

What’s wrong with keeping your socks on? Sometimes it gets cold

I dont like sausage

I wouldn't Fuck you but I would steal ypur dresses x

You're a better dresser than me and I'd feel too bad about my outfit."

Id hear her voice and cum anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I wouldn't want to disapoint you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why wouldn't you fuck the poster above?

Try not to be too mean to each other

id fuck you but.. you keep your socks on Px

What’s wrong with keeping your socks on? Sometimes it gets cold

I dont like sausage

I wouldn't Fuck you but I would steal ypur dresses x

You're a better dresser than me and I'd feel too bad about my outfit.

Id hear her voice and cum anyway "

You're too grumpy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why wouldn't you fuck the poster above?

Try not to be too mean to each other

id fuck you but.. you keep your socks on Px

I wouldn't because you are the voice in my balls lmao

What’s wrong with keeping your socks on? Sometimes it gets cold

I dont like sausage

I wouldn't Fuck you but I would steal ypur dresses x

You're a better dresser than me and I'd feel too bad about my outfit."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t see you that way mate sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't travel, or accomadate, or spell very well

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By *oucankeepyoursocksonMan
over a year ago

Here n there

I would but I've already got a grinder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't travel, or accomadate, or spell very well "

You ruined Christmas for me

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"I don't travel, or accomadate, or spell very well

You ruined Christmas for me "

He's in Ireland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't travel, or accomadate, or spell very well

You ruined Christmas for me

He's in Ireland "
Now Im just confused

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Schlongolia

You can give me a wank with your vagina instead

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can give me a wank with your vagina instead "

But your chest is harier than mine

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"I don't travel, or accomadate, or spell very well

You ruined Christmas for me

He's in Ireland Now Im just confused "

He's easily confused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cause you have dangle berries

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Cause you have dangle berries "

Because I'd never reach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cause you have dangle berries "

Let's just have a beer instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cause you have dangle berries

Let's just have a beer instead"

Because you're a dude

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....


"Cause you have dangle berries

Let's just have a beer instead

Because you're a dude"

The toilet roll might get in the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cause you have dangle berries

Let's just have a beer instead

Because you're a dude"

You live too far away

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By *J GeminiTV/TS
over a year ago

Northumberland

You would break my heart ,

Xx

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Because I'm out of her league x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because I'm out of her league x"

Because she’s out of my league

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cause you have dangle berries

Let's just have a beer instead

Because you're a dude

You live too far away "

Because you will dissapear in a puff of smoke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because I'm out of her league x"

Prob a Leeds fan ????

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By *oucankeepyoursocksonMan
over a year ago

Here n there

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

I can't see you and I ike to know where my cock goes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because I'm out of her league x

Prob a Leeds fan ????"

Your straight, can't accommodate and can't see you

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By *oucankeepyoursocksonMan
over a year ago

Here n there

Well I can't I fuck myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I can't I fuck myself "

Too far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I can't I fuck myself

Too far "

Bear creek sounds scary

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine


"Well I can't I fuck myself

Too far "
I don't like bears

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull

Because I've got groin strain

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....


"Well I can't I fuck myself

Too far "

Way too far lol

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"Well I can't I fuck myself

Too far

Way too far lol"

I don't which way to swipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I can't I fuck myself

Too far

Way too far lol"

I'm out of excuses

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Know "

But you cook naked

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....


"Know

But you cook naked "

You'd definitely break me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Know

But you cook naked

You'd definitely break me "

My swipe in tinder is broken.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"Know

But you cook naked

You'd definitely break me "

But he broke you...sad times x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Know

But you cook naked

You'd definitely break me

But he broke you...sad times x"

But you live so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re a dude

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By *rhugesMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I'd fuck you but ..... No ,no buts such a fabulous arse

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Your knees are too close together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your knees are too close together "

Were probably too young for us

Her x

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Sorry I'm strait but could do a 3 some with a female x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You*

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By *illerpinsMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"You* "

I would fuck you but your fella has to watch

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Boris says not yet

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By *oucankeepyoursocksonMan
over a year ago

Here n there


"You* "

Would but I can't find Durby on the map

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"You*

Would but I can't find Durby on the map "

U 2 young x

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

She's straight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She's straight "

She wears white lingerie!

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By *unguy_40.Man
over a year ago

Barnoldswick

I would no buts about it

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By *r TenderMan
over a year ago

Wirral

No I would definitely love to

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By *unguy_40.Man
over a year ago

Barnoldswick


"She's straight "
I was replying to u btw lol

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By *r TenderMan
over a year ago

Wirral

I’m to slow wasn’t meant for you hahaha

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I’m too far away

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

She's too far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m to slow wasn’t meant for you hahaha "
I would fuck you but you're a man..Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im scared of the dark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She's too far "

Am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im scared of the dark "

You have one of those faces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well you've got a willy and no face innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is to fast for my internet connection

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"This is to fast for my internet connection "

He has one of those faces

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is to fast for my internet connection

He has one of those faces "

She won't let me stick it in her poopshoot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is to fast for my internet connection

He has one of those faces "

Ireland are still locked down

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside


"This is to fast for my internet connection

He has one of those faces "

Wed be too busy gossiping

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"She's too far

Am I? "

Practically on my doorstep

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....


"This is to fast for my internet connection

He has one of those faces "

I might die and go to heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is to fast for my internet connection

He has one of those faces "

She dosnt have one of those faces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She's too far

Am I?

Practically on my doorstep "

I really can't think of a reason why I wouldn't xx

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"She's too far

Am I?

Practically on my doorstep

I really can't think of a reason why I wouldn't xx"

Neither can I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She's too far

Am I?

Practically on my doorstep

I really can't think of a reason why I wouldn't xx

Neither can I "

Because I fancy your mate

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Nor me but can av a beer instead x

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I definitely would

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"She's too far

Am I?

Practically on my doorstep

I really can't think of a reason why I wouldn't xx

Neither can I

Because I fancy your mate "

I fancy her mate lol

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

and me again x

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Absolutely no reason whatsoever x

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By *oucankeepyoursocksonMan
over a year ago

Here n there

I would but I'm washing my hair

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....


"Absolutely no reason whatsoever x"

I'd be fighting the guys to get to you lol

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich


"Absolutely no reason whatsoever x"

Would b rude not 2 x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Absolutely no reason whatsoever x

I'd be fighting the guys to get to you lol"

Don't fight... just join in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Absolutely no reason whatsoever x

Would b rude not 2 x"

Because I'm climbing over you to get to Tindergirl

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Absolutely no reason whatsoever x

I'd be fighting the guys to get to you lol"

You're on xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I deffinetly would.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Absolutely no reason whatsoever x

I'd be fighting the guys to get to you lol

You're on xx"

Youre female!

And a redhead!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I deffinetly would."

I would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I deffinetly would.

I would "

Ive forgotten the batteries x

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I deffinetly would.

I would

Ive forgotten the batteries x"

Nope...still no reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 21/04/21 21:02:58]"

I prefer Astons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 21/04/21 21:02:58]

I prefer Astons "

I definitely would damn the rules

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By *liXbigMan
over a year ago

Wellington

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 21/04/21 21:02:58]

I prefer Astons "

But I prefer to be the one in ropes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 21/04/21 21:02:58]

I prefer Astons "

You're probably not interested x

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

She's too hot for me x

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Ur hot x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She's too hot for me x"

I still fancy your mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I give up ffs!!!!

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By *oucankeepyoursocksonMan
over a year ago

Here n there

But I don't like Marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 21/04/21 21:05:58]"

I need more than 2 hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She's too hot for me x"

She's way, way too hot for me

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I prefer peanut butter

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"She's too hot for me x

She's way, way too hot for me "

Too old for me

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"I prefer peanut butter "

I don’t do lady’s but can admire

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I prefer peanut butter

I don’t do lady’s but can admire "

She doesn't do ladies

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By *ornUnderStoneMan
over a year ago

london


"I prefer peanut butter

I don’t do lady’s but can admire "

But... But.... No, I can't help it, I can't resist!!

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

I'd fuck you but you are weak.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Too far away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not into women sorry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've not asked yet...

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"Too far away "

Does scissoring count?

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

I'd fuck u and still want more x

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Too far away

Does scissoring count? "

I like your thinking

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By *r TenderMan
over a year ago

Wirral

I’m to slow for this game (finger speed on phone)but apparently that’s sometimes a good thing well so it’s been said hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too far away

Does scissoring count? "

To far away

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I'd fuck u and still want more x "

Lots more...then breakfast x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too far away

Does scissoring count?

I like your thinking "

Ply me with drink and I’ll forget why I can’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too far away

Does scissoring count?

To far away "

Im not great at sharing

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Too far away

Does scissoring count?

I like your thinking

Ply me with drink and I’ll forget why I can’t "

Nah you fancy my mate more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She is from 74 I only fuck ppl from 73

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Too far away

Does scissoring count?

I like your thinking

Ply me with drink and I’ll forget why I can’t

Nah you fancy my mate more "

Your straight

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By *atenaWoman
over a year ago

home

I'd be too busy drooling at how sexy you are

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"She is from 74 I only fuck ppl from 73"

He prefers men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too far away

Does scissoring count?

I like your thinking

Ply me with drink and I’ll forget why I can’t

Nah you fancy my mate more "

Cuz your tickles are S##t

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....


"Too far away

Does scissoring count?

I like your thinking

Ply me with drink and I’ll forget why I can’t

Nah you fancy my mate more

Cuz your tickles are S##t"

Cause you'd tie me up in knots

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Too far away

Does scissoring count?

I like your thinking

Ply me with drink and I’ll forget why I can’t

Nah you fancy my mate more

Cuz your tickles are S##t"

My tickles are too good for him to cope with

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Too far away

Does scissoring count?

I like your thinking

Ply me with drink and I’ll forget why I can’t

Nah you fancy my mate more

Cuz your tickles are S##t

Cause you'd tie me up in knots "

You're hard to catch

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

I want ur hands free x

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Still no reason at all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too far away

Does scissoring count?

I like your thinking

Ply me with drink and I’ll forget why I can’t

Nah you fancy my mate more "

I do what can I say... I love transvision vamp

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Too far away

Does scissoring count?

I like your thinking

Ply me with drink and I’ll forget why I can’t

Nah you fancy my mate more

I do what can I say... I love transvision vamp "

I'm sure you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still no reason at all x"

I would prefer you to be a close good friend, than have sex with you xx

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Still no reason at all x"

Because it's nearly the weekend

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Never on a wensday sorry x

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....


"Never on a wensday sorry x "

I only like guys in pink mankinis

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By *r TenderMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Tut tut I bought the green

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

She wouldn't have me

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich


"Never on a wensday sorry x

I only like guys in pink mankinis"

Dam should av got pink 2 x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She wouldn't have me "

I can’t answer I’m so in awe I’ve forgotten how to speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She wouldn't have me

I can’t answer I’m so in awe I’ve forgotten how to speak "

Trying to find a reason but just can't

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"She wouldn't have me

I can’t answer I’m so in awe I’ve forgotten how to speak "

Absolutely no reason on this planet x

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By *r TenderMan
over a year ago

Wirral

I’m getting 2 pink ones in that case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She wouldn't have me

I can’t answer I’m so in awe I’ve forgotten how to speak

Absolutely no reason on this planet x"

Because we have yet to meet? ??

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

wouldn’t want to break my unbeaten run.

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire


"wouldn’t want to break my unbeaten run."

You're too young

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....


"wouldn’t want to break my unbeaten run.

You're too young "

I don't have the right equipment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She wouldn't have me

I can’t answer I’m so in awe I’ve forgotten how to speak

Absolutely no reason on this planet x"

Wait what ... *goes to check the game rules ...

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

We might enjoy it too much!

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Fuck the rules ment 2 b broken x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm washing my hair

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By *utonguy2023Man
over a year ago

luton

[Removed by poster at 21/04/21 21:39:39]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm washing my hair "

^ cause she's washing her hair

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By *utonguy2023Man
over a year ago

luton

Shortish deffo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We might enjoy it too much! "

We’d need to have another go just to check ... then another

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