FabSwingers.com forum: I’m afraid.......

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

that the last thing you bought ‘on line’ is going up your ass

I may not have room for 25 tubes of white silicone and two boxes of 1 1/2 x 10’ s

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Knickers

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

[Removed by poster at 21/04/21 19:48:23]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's convenient. Toilet paper

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Knickers

Jan ‘21 proves that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A plastic Nerf tripod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An inlet valve!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Tesco shop??? That’s going to hurt!

Can it only be the last thing to go through the till?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's convenient. Toilet paper

No shit !!

What a coincidence

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

A hot tub light

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

A solar pond pump x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

How am I meant to get a corset up my arse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How am I meant to get a corset up my arse?"

Same question here

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Jesus! A steam cleaner from Shark.

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

Joy-Con pair (neon blue/neon yellow) (Nintendo Switch)

.... can I take them out of the box first

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A plastic Nerf tripod

There’s no Rolf Harris joke to see here here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Packaging boxes.... ouch x

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

A coffee machine.

That's gonna chafe

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Boxer Shorts so kinda apt

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Uh oh I better start breathing deeply it's an aerosol can

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An inlet valve!

Hold on tight son !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does paying for my Netflix count, otherwise I can’t remember.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My Tesco shop??? That’s going to hurt!

Can it only be the last thing to go through the till?"

Can’t the delivery driver help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Four boxes of face masks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A steel boned corset

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Craft hoops xx

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

2 x 1kg bags of pork scratchings.

Mmmmmm...Bacon buns

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Gym leggings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not my new 'yes daddy?' knickers

ive not even tried them on yet

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

A brake piston kit, 2 liters of brake fluid and windscreen wipers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glass buttplug, dammit I bought that for a paperweight.

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeek

I bought a coffee stick for my dog. It’s a stick safe for dogs to chew and it looks remarkably like a dildo and it’s fucking huge.

I don’t want to

V x

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

2 bottles of rum and four bottles of pepsi

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Box of embroidery thread

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
over a year ago

Cheam

Sorry L but your bday pressie is going up the butthole. Good thing it's a silky red body bow as technically part of it was already up there

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

"2 bottles of rum and four bottles of pepsi

You don't have to fit them all up at once

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

A gazebo

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

A jumper

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

No bloody way is that going up there...bad enough where it should go

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By *apiomanMan
over a year ago

Shipley

Wireless headphones... glad it’s not the penultimate item being a laundry basket... that would chaff!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

A pair of Adventure Time PJ’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 14' X 8' greenhouse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How am I meant to get a corset up my arse?

Same question here

With style ladies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Glass buttplug, dammit I bought that for a paperweight."

5 or 7” ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A jumper

Red Rum ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Box of assorted american sweets for my teenager.

NBVN x

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Chocolate protein powder.

I'm sure there's a "Get bigger muscles with this simple trick" regarding this somewhere on the internet

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

A salt lamp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6 piece garden furniture set... oh dear

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

A fan and swimming goggles

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