FabSwingers.com forum: If you were King or Queen of Fab for a day..........

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

What law would you pass.

I’d have every male profile but my own hidden.

I know, dastardly eh!

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

I'd make joining procesures more vigorous to reduce the fake profiles on here.

I'd also make a teleport button, so I could instantaneously have people appear for my pleasure

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

People can only start one thread per day

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"People can only start one thread per day

Good idea.

Ohhhhhhhhhh

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'd make joining procesures more vigorous to reduce the fake profiles on here.

I'd also make a teleport button, so I could instantaneously have people appear for my pleasure

Is there a beta version of the teleport.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Immediately put a " friends only inbox " on here .

This is needed

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I would allow people to use banned words like

vodka and c*ke

Seew e e d

Scr@ping the barrel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd make myself a platinum member and make sure I appear top of the hot list pics.

Then I'd offer a free upgrade to everyone, Silver to gold and Gold to platinum

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By *ackdd72Man
over a year ago

the valleys

Limit message and viewing options for non site supporters or create benefits for existing and future site supporters such as making the forum supporters only, work out a way to stop people leaving and joining three or four times a day to get around blocks and lastly introduce an algorithm that monitors browsing on site and changes your orientation to suit for all the "fab straight" people out there

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I would allow people to use banned words like

vodka and c*ke

Seew e e d

Scr@ping the barrel "

True, the amount of times I’ve wondered what was going wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd make it impossible to do any threads containing the titles 'why can't I get a meet'

Then I'd banish anyone not understanding we all do this 'swinging thing' differently.

Oh and I'd make everyone have an honest body shot, including myself. No filters, no good angles, just full frontal.

Hmmm, maybe not as then I'd have to do it too

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Limit message and viewing options for non site supporters or create benefits for existing and future site supporters such as making the forum supporters only, work out a way to stop people leaving and joining three or four times a day to get around blocks and lastly introduce an algorithm that monitors browsing on site and changes your orientation to suit for all the "fab straight" people out there "

Could be controversial that one.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'd make it impossible to do any threads containing the titles 'why can't I get a meet'

Then I'd banish anyone not understanding we all do this 'swinging thing' differently.

Oh and I'd make everyone have an honest body shot, including myself. No filters, no good angles, just full frontal.

Hmmm, maybe not as then I'd have to do it too

Why can’t I get a meet

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

What do you mean “if”?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd make it impossible to do any threads containing the titles 'why can't I get a meet'

Then I'd banish anyone not understanding we all do this 'swinging thing' differently.

Oh and I'd make everyone have an honest body shot, including myself. No filters, no good angles, just full frontal.

Hmmm, maybe not as then I'd have to do it too

Why can’t I get a meet

Shurrup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be controversial that one. "
That could also tie in with Fabguys so the Straight guys on here who have a profile on there have the same orientation. Unless I'm mistaken and fabguys is a place for blokes to talk about "birds and football"...

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

I'd set up a rating scheme for profiles. Stars for honesty, kindness and respect. Not for looks as we are all after different things.

(obviously I would have all the available stars by default!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All pics before 2020 would be removed or at least hidden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you mean “if”?

This

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"What do you mean “if”?

This

Your majesty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you mean “if”?

This

Your majesty

I’m Jesus

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"What do you mean “if”?

This

Your majesty

I’m Jesus

You’re not. You’re a very naughty.....

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I'd make it that everyone's fab profile would have to be truthful

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By *ad Bod AdonisMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'd somehow make it so that there are as many women in here as men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make a filter that can block by sexually off each sex

Ie block straight fab men but have it so that bisexual men can openly messages me

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Every female pic would av 2 b sent strait 2 my inbox 4 a once over seal of approval..I know dirty job but someone got 2 do it x

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"What do you mean “if”?

This

Your majesty

I’m Jesus

In that case I’m Mary Magdalene.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

That all males need to kiss me to see if they pass the test

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That all males need to kiss me to see if they pass the test

Mwwwwaaaahhhhhh

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By *ad Bod AdonisMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"That all males need to kiss me to see if they pass the test

Mwwwwaaaahhhhhh"

Now THAT idea has my full support.

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

"That all males need to kiss me to see if they pass the test

Be careful what you wish for!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That all friends could comment on statuses

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By *arpePinguisWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I'd like a photo filter so I don't have to see the endless stream of dick pics in my updates and inbox

Love the idea of being a tester of people's services, I'll look after the Norfolk lads and lasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That all males need to kiss me to see if they pass the test

Passed unanimously!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd make it impossible to do any threads containing the titles 'why can't I get a meet'

Then I'd banish anyone not understanding we all do this 'swinging thing' differently.

Oh and I'd make everyone have an honest body shot, including myself. No filters, no good angles, just full frontal.

Hmmm, maybe not as then I'd have to do it too

Yes please

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'd like a photo filter so I don't have to see the endless stream of dick pics in my updates and inbox

Love the idea of being a tester of people's services, I'll look after the Norfolk lads and lasses

Great minds think alike x

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By *exycouple.xCouple
over a year ago

leeds

I would make it compulsory to attend a fab party every year !!!! Awesome

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I would make it compulsory to attend a fab party every year !!!! Awesome "

Will there be boobs.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Make it the “height of bad manners to refuse an offer of sexual coupling”.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I would look at all private pics and read all your private messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Create an initiation to fab

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Create an initiation to fab

I'm the initiation

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By *illerpinsMan
over a year ago

liverpool

I hope you have all day then, there will be a long line of people waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would insist on site visits to all lady’s that joining the site to do fab quality control

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By *ickJMan
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

I'd upgrade the forum software to allow us to "like" posts.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Fiddles.... you are King of Fab.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

A like button for comments on a thread. And that the once you replied and quote twice the first message would disappear so I wouldn't need to scroll loads

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By *ickJMan
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

"A like button for comments on a thread. And that the once you replied and quote twice the first message would disappear so I wouldn't need to scroll loads "

[Like]

And I'd add a "see most recent unread post" to save having to scroll down to find where I'd read down to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're fired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would make the delete message button have a pop up that says are you sure, because I accidentally delete messages all the time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would commit an act of treason against the fab population then find myself guilty and have my head cut off

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"A like button for comments on a thread. And that the once you replied and quote twice the first message would disappear so I wouldn't need to scroll loads "

Ooh you’re good.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"A like button for comments on a thread. And that the once you replied and quote twice the first message would disappear so I wouldn't need to scroll loads

Ooh you’re good. "

And extremely lazy

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Fiddles.... you are King of Fab."

King of fab what though.

Elderly random thread starter.

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By *ornyfuckers66Couple
over a year ago

fife

Ban read no reply and ban can’t travel can’t accommodate I’d make face pics compulsory too and ban anyone three months on with no verification

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd announce a purge day for 12 hours once a month. To get all the shit out of the system. So if are online, expect anything. For the rest of the month tough ruling according to other laws.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like a 'what are you looking for' box like on F E T ...

Plus I'd like to be able to search for those into fat lasses

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