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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

An Engineer was unemployed for long time. He could not find a job

so he opened a medical clinic and puts a sign up outside: "Get your

treatment for $500, if not treated get back $1,000."

One Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes

to his clinic.

Doctor: "I have lost taste in my mouth."

Engineer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops

in the patient's mouth."

Doctor: "This is Gasoline!"

Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be

$500."

The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back a couple of days later

to recover his money.

Doctor: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."

Engineer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops

in the patient's mouth."

Doctor: "But that is Gasoline!"

Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."

The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

Doctor: "My eyesight has become weak."

Engineer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000."

Doctor: "But this is $500..."

Engineer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back!

That will be $500."

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh crap I thought it was a joke!

Sorry for your loss OP.

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over a year ago

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I’m not a doctor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do they put the eye roll icon next to the green laughter? Very different message delivered with each one because of our fat thumb.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m not a doctor "

Good engineer.

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Good money spinner

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Haha good 1

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Remember my grandfather me this like it nice reminder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m not a doctor "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like this one.

A few years ago, an engine failed on the flagship vessel of a global shipping company. No one could fix it. For weeks they tried, but without success. Not even their brightest young things could figure out what was wrong. Every day lost them hundreds of thousands of pounds in revenue.

So they called for help.

They brought in a chap with thirty years experience on the job. He inspected the engine very carefully. Top to bottom. After looking things over, he reached into his bag and pulled out a small hammer. He gently tapped something. And almost instantly, the engine lurched into life.

The engine was fixed!

A week later, the shipping company owners received a bill for £10,000. “What?!" they gasped. “He hardly did anything! Tell him to send us an itemised bill!” The itemised bill simply said: “Tapping with a hammer. £50. Knowing where to tap? £9,950”.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start a YouTube account film your cat doing random stupid things boom millionaire in no time

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire


"I like this one.

A few years ago, an engine failed on the flagship vessel of a global shipping company. No one could fix it. For weeks they tried, but without success. Not even their brightest young things could figure out what was wrong. Every day lost them hundreds of thousands of pounds in revenue.

So they called for help.

They brought in a chap with thirty years experience on the job. He inspected the engine very carefully. Top to bottom. After looking things over, he reached into his bag and pulled out a small hammer. He gently tapped something. And almost instantly, the engine lurched into life.

The engine was fixed!

A week later, the shipping company owners received a bill for £10,000. “What?!" they gasped. “He hardly did anything! Tell him to send us an itemised bill!” The itemised bill simply said: “Tapping with a hammer. £50. Knowing where to tap? £9,950”. "

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By *-man24Man
over a year ago

northwest

That hurt my sides and made me smile exactly what’s this community is about top dude ????

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

I have a joke !

My joke buddy is no longer replying so I’m feeling put out a little bit ... be kind

2 blondes in pub and in walks a gorgeous guy with dandruff.

1st girl says "he needs Heads and Shoulders" 2nd girl asks "how do you give shoulders?"

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over a year ago


"I have a joke !

My joke buddy is no longer replying so I’m feeling put out a little bit ... be kind

2 blondes in pub and in walks a gorgeous guy with dandruff.

1st girl says "he needs Heads and Shoulders" 2nd girl asks "how do you give shoulders?"

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"That hurt my sides and made me smile exactly what’s this community is about top dude ????"

Made my day

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