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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I love random top tips in the women's weekly mags.

Here's one... if your hanging your washing out and start running out of pegs, use one peg to hang two items. This was in a mag and won £50.

What are your top tips?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love random top tips in the women's weekly mags.

Here's one... if your hanging your washing out and start running out of pegs, use one peg to hang two items. This was in a mag and won £50.

What are your top tips?"

I've done that for years

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

My top tip.

Save £2.50 a week. Read someone elses mag.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love random top tips in the women's weekly mags.

Here's one... if your hanging your washing out and start running out of pegs, use one peg to hang two items. This was in a mag and won £50.

What are your top tips?

I've done that for years "

I think most have

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

My top tip for the day.....don't gob off to your manager, it just gets you in trouble

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My top tip for the day.....don't gob off to your manager, it just gets you in trouble "

I told you gob him off, not gob off to him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rubber thimbles make excellent swimming hats for mice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you are on public transport and want your own 'personal space' pretend to have tourettes by shouting random swear words at no-one in particular...hey presto! Nobody will come near you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

metal thimbles make mice drown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't shit on the carpet! Always piss facing down wind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have you have a power cut light candles

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"My top tip for the day.....don't gob off to your manager, it just gets you in trouble

I told you gob him off, not gob off to him. "

It's a lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My top tip for the day.....don't gob off to your manager, it just gets you in trouble

I told you gob him off, not gob off to him.

It's a lady "

I meant let me gob her off lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Annoy fast food chains by mis-pronouncing their menu's, ie, "can I have a chicken Mcsandwich please"

"Can I have some chips please" if they ask "large or small fries?" Say "I want chips, not fries!" or "can I have a happy meal please?" and when you get served with it, return it saying "I'm not happy..."

Use you imagination to come up with other childish orders.

This will irritate Johnny 2 stars who will be serving you to the point he will tell you to fuck off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when in a public toilet and you realise the person in the cubicle next door is holding fire until you leave, simply open and close the door without leaving. their first plop can then be greeted with a huge cheer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you run out of nail varnish just pick it off

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

When in a public toilet you receive a huge cheer for your first plop .... hurl it over the top of the cubicle before the cheering dies down.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"If you run out of nail varnish just pick it off"

Off someone else ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

boiled eggs cut in half vertically and the yolks removed make ideal urinals for hampsters and guinea pigs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When in a public toilet you receive a huge cheer for your first plop .... hurl it over the top of the cubicle before the cheering dies down."
pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you run out of nail varnish just pick it off

Off someone else ?"

That's option B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

save money when out shopping become a shoplifter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fool your friends into thinking you use expensive butter by using cheap margerine and ripping hole in the bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when dieting only buy russian alphabet spaghetti as the russian alphabet only has 22 letters, watch the pounds fall off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fool your friends into thinking you use expensive butter by using cheap margerine and ripping hole in the bread "

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretend you have a busy sex life by logging off fab for a few hours and then log back on and update your status with misleading phrase about sexual encounters.

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