FabSwingers.com forum: Favourite quotes...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So...do you have any favourite quote? Maybe one which is depict you or what you follow in life?

One of my favourites is:

“I tried being reasonable, but I didn't like it.” (Clint Eastwood)

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By *ceKweenWoman
over a year ago

Bolton

Sweetest tongue has sharpest tooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life is like a camera...

Focus on what’s important,

Capture the good times,

Develop from the negatives,

And if things don’t work out...

Take another shot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many.

Today one came back to me.

The secret of joy is the mastery of pain - Anais Nin

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I can, I will...watch me

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck...

And..

Lifes not fair

And...

Never mind the length, feel the girth

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

There is no such thing as an ugly wealthy man!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Respect your efforts, respect yourself. Self-respect leads to

self-discipline. When you have both firmly under your belt,

that's real power.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"There is no such thing as an ugly wealthy man!"

Oh there is. Some are ugly inside and out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and im all out of bubble gum.

Rowdy roddy piper.

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By *xciter7169Man
over a year ago

The Midlands

Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Better to have and not need, than need and not have.'Kafka.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love people and use things because the opposite never works.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Life is like a camera...

Focus on what’s important,

Capture the good times,

Develop from the negatives,

And if things don’t work out...

Take another shot.

So true

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

When you need me but do not want me, then I will stay

When you want me but do not need me, then I have to go x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Why do you stay in prison when the door is so wide open ?'Rumi

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

“Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.” ? Ralph Waldo Emerson

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

'Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean people aren't following me'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean people aren't following me' "

Is that Joseph Heller ?

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

You can only piss with the cock you’ve got

Some bloke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frankly my dear I don’t give a damn !

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Life is like a camera...

Focus on what’s important,

Capture the good times,

Develop from the negatives,

And if things don’t work out...

Take another shot.

that. Mines also film related but applies to anyone who dates to make a difference

“He who jumps into the void owes no explanation to those who stand and watch.”

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Life is like a camera...

Focus on what’s important,

Capture the good times,

Develop from the negatives,

And if things don’t work out...

Take another shot.

And get the timing right

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"When you need me but do not want me, then I will stay

When you want me but do not need me, then I have to go x"

Nanny McPhee

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

And though she be but little, she is fierce.

She's mad but she's magic, there's no lie in her fire.

May the bridges I burn light the way.

Angels come to visit us and we only know them when they are gone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the roots are deep, there is no reason to fear the wind...

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

"'Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean people aren't following me'

Is that Joseph Heller ? "

It's very similar to what Heller said. This quote is from the film eight legged freaks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be the kind of woman that, when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says…"Oh Crap, She's Up!" x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you stumble, make it part of the dance x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go ahead make my day ! Punk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll be back

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I love quotes. Often my status revolves around them

“In the end, we only regret the chances we didn’t take”

Or “embrace uncertainty. Some of the most beautiful chapters in our lives won’t have a title until much later”

Quotes always pick me up, a way of expressing the way I’m feeling right at the moment, without getting in to any detail.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

“Remember to look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. And however difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at“

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'll do you and you do me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“They ask how come I shine so bright , that’s what happens when scars turn into light”

Also

“Don’t let nobody who ain’t been in your shoes

Tell you how to tie your own laces”

I have loads

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

"You gonna do somethin' or just stand there and bleed?"

Kurt Russell from the movie Tombstone.

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By *histlerMan
over a year ago

Guildford

“To me”

“To you”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“If the milk turns out to be sour I ain’t kinda the pussy to drink it”

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Don’t know who said this but very true

The greatest prediction of your future is your daily actions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re fucked if you do ! You’re fucked if you don’t ! Either way we are screwed !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not what life throws at you, it's how you handle it that defines who you are.

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—, I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I truly believe that sex is one of the most beautiful natural and fulfilling life experiences that money can buy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put you’re head between you’re legs and kiss you’re own sweet ass goodbye have lovely evening lady’s gents

To all a good night !

I’m off for cat scan santa clause !

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By *yronutMan
over a year ago

St Austell

If at first you don’t succeed........ Fu*k it!!

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

Wonder if anyone can make the film without googling:

Nurse! I need a piss pot.

I need a piss pot and a pan. And a-- And a brush. And a brush and a doctor. - And some Haagen-Dazs.

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

An excellent source of pithy quotations is: The Devil's Dictionary by Ambrose Bierce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the world is asleep. Except a few, who walk every day in complete amazement

Quote from a friend who passed, and resonated with me so much. Notice the small things in life as there's beauty in everything

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By *asualandFeistyCouple
over a year ago

Uxbridge

Do. Or do not. There is no try.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had a dog with a face like yours, I would shave it ass and teach it to walk backwards.

Christian Slater. GLEEM IN THE CUBE. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Victims aren’t we all - Eric Draven the Crow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Everything will be okay in the end. If it’s not okay, it’s not the end...

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By *inBleuMan
over a year ago

Sunny Yorkshire

“Don’t drift”... Deputy Headmaster circa 1975

“It’s never too late”... Chemistry teacher circa 1973.

“Sex is great... but I prefer the real thing”... no idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ability is what you're capable of doing.

Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it."

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Doesn't seem very wise to me creeping around in a cow shed at 2 o'clock in the morning- Brian's mum

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

If you see someone without a smile - give them one of yours

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

There’s no excuse for being early, but thousands for being late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There’s no excuse for being early, but thousands for being late "

Been early **

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

Don't do today what you can get someone else to do tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you see someone without a smile - give them one of yours

Do every day

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

“All that is required for evil to triumph is for good men(women)to do nothing"

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By *eparrain1Man
over a year ago

Stone

'There is no success like failure, and failure is not a success.'

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By *asques and boxersCouple
over a year ago

Ashford and dept16

You aren't here for a long time just a good time!

Life is a gift, dont waste it, live it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life.

When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’.

They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life.

When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’.

They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life"

Course you did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life.

When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’.

They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life"

John Lennon. ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life.

When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’.

They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life

John Lennon. ? "

Exactly

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By *asques and boxersCouple
over a year ago

Ashford and dept16

"A good man with a pick and shovel can move mountains"

My dad, run over by a journey down the pit, hand cut off, back broke, pelvis broke, walked again hand sewed back used again within a year worked until 67.

Your only down when you choose.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life.

When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’.

They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life

Course you did"

Wow, must be great to be miserable first thing in the morning

I though the post was a fun one for people to put "quotes" they liked, should have known better.

I'll leave you to it, I'm off to work with a smile.

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

What the fluck was that?

(Mayor of Hiroshima 1945.)

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

No amount of money ever bought a second of time

Tony Stark

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Thal

A great smile and a perfect body can get you far in life, almost to the top, but it can’t get you everything.......Wayne’s World

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By *ravellerukMan
over a year ago

Tenby till end of Sep

“If you think you understand it, then it probably means you don’t” unknown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s nice to be important... but it’s more important to be nice ... x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If like throws you a turd, polish it

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

When I was a teenager I thought my parents knew nothing.

In my 20s I was amazed how much they’d learned.

Just one of Mark Twain’s classics.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

It’s easy to go along with a whistle and a smile when the world rolls along at your feet.

But a man’s worthwhile if he can smile when everything’s gone fucking wrong.

Bernard Manning (although he was incorrectly accrediting it to Adolph H 1945)

A poor taste joke but the sentiment is excellent.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Many people will walk in and out of your life but only true friends leave a footprint on your heart

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Feel the feeling but don’t become the emotion. Witness it, allow it, release it

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

"People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel."

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Those who fail to learn from history are condemned to repeat it.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

The more I practise the luckier I get.... Gary Player (I think?).. Still doing 1000 crunches a day in his 80s.

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

"We are all born naked, the rest is drag."

RuPaul

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speak softly, and carry a big stick.

You want the truth?..You can't handle the truth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do no harm but take no shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like women that are intelligent. Otherwise when you go out it's just a staring contest....

Frank Sinatra

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Those who matter don't mind. Those who mind don't matter.

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away

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By *MBER KENTCouple
over a year ago

folkestone

Souvenirs novelties party tricks

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Do the best you can until you know better. Then when you know better, do better.

Maya Angelou.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

If you seek for happiness, then it will always elude you. But if you busy yourself about others things then happiness will come quietly and perch on your shoulder

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life.

When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’.

They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life

Course you did"

It is a thread on favourite quotes, he quoted one

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Enjoy your body, use it every way you can. Don't be afraid of it or what other people think of it. It's the greatest instrument you will ever own!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Someone must have been telling lies about Joseph K., for without having done anything wrong he was arrested one fine morning.'

'All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol"

Graffiti in my hometown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you need me but do not want me, then I will stay

When you want me but do not need me, then I have to go x"

Nanny Mcphee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wade Garret

That gal's got entirely too many brains to have an ass like that.

Roadhouse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To lead the orchestra, you have to turn your back to the crowd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to be concise when the bullshit is complex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's easier to create a habit than to break one.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

From the old Mars bar advert many years ago

Work

Rest

And Play

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By *utty_JiggleCouple
over a year ago

Black Country

I want to live until I die... no more, no less.

Eddie Izzard.

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

I may have my faults, being wrong is not one of them.

Customers make pay days possible.

Growing old is mandatory,Growing up is optional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you know better... you do better" - Maya Angelou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

london

Pistols cock is up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life.

When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’.

They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life

Course you did"

He’s clearly saying one of his favourite quotes, like the thread asked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you need me but do not want me, then I will stay

When you want me but do not need me, then I have to go x"
nanny McPhee wonderful saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fix bayonets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is maith an t-anlann an t-ocras..

Hunger is a great sauce.

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

london

"When you need me but do not want me, then I will stay

When you want me but do not need me, then I have to go xnanny McPhee wonderful saying "

That is a classic...

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Expect bullshit .... but never accept it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate two faced people, even worse when they family.

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By *oncupiscence73Woman
over a year ago

South

If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor - Desmond Tutu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i see a man running through the park with an axe and a hard on, i figure he ain't out collecting for the red cross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talking don't get it done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better to be looking at it ... than looking for it

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By *achel SmythTV/TS
over a year ago

Farnborough

If you haven’t heard a good rumour by 11 o’clock in the morning - start one!

Billy Connolly.

R xx

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

"Those are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others!" (Groucho Marx)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also,

“Sabrina don’t just stare at it, eat it!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a couple.

Nothing in life is impossible its ok your mind that limits you

And

There's no such thing as can't, its your lack of mentality that stops you thinking outside the box.

Walk in, fuck shit up and walk out

Unless we're talking film quotes then has to be

There's a passage that I got memorized, seems appropiate for this situation: Ezekiel 25,17. "The path of the righteous man is beset of all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil me. Blessed is he who, in the name of the charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

“No one is afraid of heights, they’re afraid of falling down. No one is afraid of saying I love you, they’re afraid of the answer.”

Kurt Cobain

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By *arkcrystalMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"“No one is afraid of heights, they’re afraid of falling down. No one is afraid of saying I love you, they’re afraid of the answer.”

Kurt Cobain "

Great quote

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By *arkcrystalMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw."

Heathers

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By *elshyXOMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Let everything happen to you; beauty & terror,

Just keep going. No feeling is final.

Rilke

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By *oncupiscence73Woman
over a year ago

South

"“No one is afraid of heights, they’re afraid of falling down. No one is afraid of saying I love you, they’re afraid of the answer.”

Kurt Cobain "

Love that

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

""Those are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others!" (Groucho Marx)

My favourite Groucho Marx quote is..

"The best compliment you can pay me is the one I can put in my pocket"

That is in context of Boris and NHS pay rise (or lack of)...

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By *irtyold manMan
over a year ago

barnsley

The more you screem the faster i go.think it was the pilot training the astronoughts on the film armagedon

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

I like this one "Make excuses to train not not to"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is a tale told by a idiot full of sound and fury. Signifying nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learned a long time ago that worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but it doesn't get you anywhere.

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By *roticusCouple
over a year ago

Porthmadog

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll go down the market, sell the rod, have a slap up lunch and a few pints in the local pub and still be hungry the next day.

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By *ornado69Man
over a year ago

Princess Risborough

Michael Angelo

You want what on the fucking ceiling!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monotony collapses time, novelty unfolds it

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By *entlemenpipMan
over a year ago

not far

In life look out for number 1

But don't step in number 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Treat people how you would like to be treated

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Treat people how you would like to be treated

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By *owboy BebopMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

“Gentlemen, prepare to defend yourselves”

“with respect sir, Custer was a pussy”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.

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By *entlemenpipMan
over a year ago

not far

The libertine

Prologue:

Allow me to be frank at the commencement, you will not like me!

the gentlemen will be envious and the ladies will be repelled.

You will not like me now and you will like me a good deal less as we go on.

Ladies, an announcement, I am up for it, all the time. That is not a boast or and opinion it is bone hard medical fact,.

I put it round you know and you will watch me putting it round and sigh for it, don't!

it is a deal of trouble for you, and it you are far better off watching and drawing your conclusions from a distance than it would be if I got my tarse up your petticoats.

Gentlemen, do not despair, I am up for that as well. Still your cheesy erections till I've had my say.

And later when you shag and later you will shag, I shall expect it of you, and I will know if you have let me down.

I wish you to shag with my homuncular image rattling in your gonads.

Feel how it was for me, how it is for me and ponder.

Was that shudder the same shudder he sensed?

Or did he know something more profound?

Or is there some wall of wretchedness that we all batter out heads with at the shining, livelong moment?

that is it, that is my prologue, nothing in rhyme no protestentations of modesty; you were not expecting that I hope.

I am John Wilmot , second earl of Rochester and I do not want you to like me!

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

Good judgement comes from experience,.... experience, well that comes from poor judgement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Those who would give up essential liberty, to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty or safety.’ Benjamin Franklin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why fit in when you were born to stand out, which I have tattooed on my arm... And... People who can't trust can't be trusted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Better to be silent and let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and erase any doubt.

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By *icknmix500Man
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

To someone who has been mean to you .

Fuck you and your white mice I've lived in the woods to long to be frightened of Owls

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