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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is it just us.. or does anyone else find american porn just a bit tacky.. tastless and needing something??

Not having a go at our distant cousins lol.. but whenever you see anything related to porn its really tacky.. the outfits.. the falseness, the whole thing just seems so desperate at times..

And one other thing lol... why do american women insist on there toes poking over the end of those tastless shoes.. Always, always always lol.. like they need to say they are a size smaller... YUK

Rant over... sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like Irish Porn best...some classics:

'The Quiet Man...and the Screaming Orgasmic Girl'

'Angela's Asses'

'My Left Foot...in her Vagina'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

American porn is to polished for me. I think its were most guys start off as its readily available. The women in it seem so fake and not just their breasts lol I prefer more natural porn where the woman appear attainable and more realisitc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And one other thing lol... why do american women insist on there toes poking over the end of those tastless shoes.. Always, always always lol.. like they need to say they are a size smaller... YUK"

Dont wish to sound sexist - but thats a comment only a woman could make!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"American porn is to polished for me. I think its were most guys start off as its readily available. The women in it seem so fake and not just their breasts lol I prefer more natural porn where the woman appear attainable and more realisitc."

Thats what I mean... Its all so forced and unrealistic...

What you say about most guys starting there though... what a way to imagine thats how your supposed to be doing it!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And one other thing lol... why do american women insist on there toes poking over the end of those tastless shoes.. Always, always always lol.. like they need to say they are a size smaller... YUK

Dont wish to sound sexist - but thats a comment only a woman could make!!"

Well your right... was a woman who made the comment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it just us.. or does anyone else find american porn just a bit tacky.. tastless and needing something??

Not having a go at our distant cousins lol.. but whenever you see anything related to porn its really tacky.. the outfits.. the falseness, the whole thing just seems so desperate at times..

And one other thing lol... why do american women insist on there toes poking over the end of those tastless shoes.. Always, always always lol.. like they need to say they are a size smaller... YUK

Rant over... sorry

I hate the repetative moans and groans and the "Oh yeah fuck my ass" that are dubbed over every 5 or 10 seconds.Even when the woman has a mouth full of cock.

Mind you,as a woman,I must say the U.S guys mostly look a lot better than ours (except you Tony,if your reading this lol).

I can't agree about "those tasteless shoes" though,I love mine and have lots of them,lol.Mind you,my toes don't overshoot them.Chances are they're not the performers own.

Trace

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can see your point Trace.. and genuinely each to there own... Someone out there must love it or it wouldn't still be turned out by the shed load eh...

Preference would be French... classy. Dutch, raunchy.. English, Sexy and tastfuly real.. (Mostly) lol.. And sometimes Scandanavian even.. though tends to follow the US a bit from what we have seen...

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By *acreadCouple
over a year ago

central scotland

Much prefer the natural amatuer like look over the plastic hollywood porn any day give me real ppl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The amateur stuff is more appealing as it seems more attainable, you know, the girl next door type that may one day get the chance to fuck.

The 'professional' porn star, the big fake boobs, the carefully chiselled bush etc all seems like its made up fantasy and doesn't really exist.

I go for the amateur, home movies over the professional porn stuff anyday.

...And I can't stand those female presenters on the adult channels.

Like, er, H.E.L.L.O!!!, I wasn't fecking born yesterday!

I know if I call this number I'll get some middle-aged hag spewing off what she thinks I think is horny to get me wanking myself stupid while she's sitting there crocheting her baby granddaughter's new fecking jumper!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's like everything else that the yanks do ......

Big, Brash, artificial and so over the top

Hate it !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know if I call this number I'll get some middle-aged hag spewing off what she thinks I think is horny to get me wanking myself stupid while she's sitting there crocheting her baby granddaughter's new fecking jumper!"

Talking of such... We have a relative who lives up in Manchester. She is late 60's arthritic, smokes like a foundry, can hardly walk now as she is BIG big big but has a great voice.. she does phone chat lines lol.. and makes a fortune at it lol.. manages to keep em on the line for ages..

Her agency has her down as 21 well fit etc.. She gets half from all the calls.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's like everything else that the yanks do ......

Big, Brash, artificial and so over the top

Hate it !"

Remember a chat with a yank one night in Liberations.. brag brag brag.. what car etc lol.. was actually a nice guy but shit he could brag.. then he was telling us how small our cars were over here compared the theirs, I reminded him they make them for our arses and heads.... True!!

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