FabSwingers.com forum: Reasons....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Top Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked...

1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 9:00!"

2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants."

4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.

5. You want to see if it's like the dream.

6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.

7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work d*unk.

9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

10. No one steals your chair.

By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

I quite often go to work naked, I work from home so at least I don't get many complaints

Nicky

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I quite often go to work naked, I work from home so at least I don't get many complaints

Nicky"

Mmmmm can I come and work for you lol

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In your handbag if ure female and on the desk like u normally do if your male, losing em .................. doh improvise man ..........

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where do you put your car keys though?

tragically i think i could store them under my boobs.. ive not passed the pert boob test since i was 12 lol