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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Where we going.. How we getting there.. Who is bringing snacks??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm bringing my loud attitude and lots of laughter

I feed you joy!

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Shotgun!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I wanna smell the sea and feel the sting of salt on my cheeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shotgun!"

Nah. I was First

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I wanna smell the sea and feel the sting of salt on my cheeks "

That. Can we build sandcastles too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I wanna smell the sea and feel the sting of salt on my cheeks

That. Can we build sandcastles too?"

Oh i love building sandcastles!

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Shotgun!

Nah. I was First "

Everyone knows the law of shotgun is you have to call it first, its not just a case of getting in their first...

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By *inkyfilthymindMan
over a year ago

Heathrow / Berks


"Shotgun!

Nah. I was First "

I am driving and bringing a lot of drinks - I am that good

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Ill get us all ice creams.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a bucket and spade i can bring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shotgun!

Nah. I was First

Everyone knows the law of shotgun is you have to call it first, its not just a case of getting in their first...

"

Fine! I'll sit on the roof.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we get fish and chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shotgun!

Nah. I was First

I am driving and bringing a lot of drinks - I am that good "

What do you think Midnight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The coast sounds great. Would ride behind to clear up a seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we get fish and chips "

Only if you are serving and wearing just apron

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’ll bring egg mayonnaise sandwiches which I’ll open on the bus

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines


"Shotgun!

Nah. I was First

Everyone knows the law of shotgun is you have to call it first, its not just a case of getting in their first...

Fine! I'll sit on the roof. "

you can ride with me anytime T x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Seems like we've upgraded to a camper!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Seems like we've upgraded to a camper! "

It will be a double decker bus by the time we're finished.

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By *inkyfilthymindMan
over a year ago

Heathrow / Berks


"Shotgun!

Nah. I was First

Everyone knows the law of shotgun is you have to call it first, its not just a case of getting in their first...

Fine! I'll sit on the roof. "

Only if you are knickerless and right above the driver side sunroof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im obvs bringing tequilaaaaaa because i'm not the des this time

Px

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Shotgun!

Nah. I was First

Everyone knows the law of shotgun is you have to call it first, its not just a case of getting in their first...

Fine! I'll sit on the roof. "

My lap is free. Hands obviously kept to themselves...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll pick you up, I think a sunrise in the peaks x

You bring the nibbles I’ll bring the ground coffee for a decent campfire coffee

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Can I drive?

Love a road trip

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shotgun!

Nah. I was First

Everyone knows the law of shotgun is you have to call it first, its not just a case of getting in their first...

"

Oh yes, definitely in charge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about a party bus?

South Wales is beautiful and we have some sexy forum peeps here to have fun with.

Pick us up and head off to another location.

I will bring snacks, drinks and a sexual appetite.

NBVN x

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By *erdy NancyWoman
over a year ago

East Devon

Can I be in the dicky seat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"im obvs bringing tequilaaaaaa because i'm not the des this time

Px "

I'll hold your hair and stroke your brow if you need to barf later once those egg mayo sammiches have warmed up

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"We're all going on a..... Summer holiday,

We're all going for a week or two...."

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By *inkyfilthymindMan
over a year ago

Heathrow / Berks


"Seems like we've upgraded to a camper! "

Can we get one of the new ones with a roof bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im obvs bringing tequilaaaaaa because i'm not the des this time

Px "

Suddenly I'm interested. Can I come? I'll bring limes, a playlist and another bottle of tequila.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Seems like we've upgraded to a camper!

Can we get one of the new ones with a roof bed"

We'll need a rota

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seems like we've upgraded to a camper!

Can we get one of the new ones with a roof bed

We'll need a rota "

Can I put my name on the rota for the weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im obvs bringing tequilaaaaaa because i'm not the des this time

Px

I'll hold your hair and stroke your brow if you need to barf later once those egg mayo sammiches have warmed up "

am sitting née where near them like

You hold my hair, ill hold your boobs? Sounds fair Px

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By *inkyfilthymindMan
over a year ago

Heathrow / Berks


"Seems like we've upgraded to a camper!

Can we get one of the new ones with a roof bed

We'll need a rota "

Or bribe the driver - wink, wink

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I'll bring all the berries! And some cherries. And maybe some cheese (apologies for the cheesy smell). We can go anywhere OP.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Looks like we have ourselves a convoy

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"im obvs bringing tequilaaaaaa because i'm not the des this time

Px

I'll hold your hair and stroke your brow if you need to barf later once those egg mayo sammiches have warmed up

am sitting née where near them like

You hold my hair, ill hold your boobs? Sounds fair Px "

Ill keep holding of both your arses, for safety reasons of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"im obvs bringing tequilaaaaaa because i'm not the des this time

Px

I'll hold your hair and stroke your brow if you need to barf later once those egg mayo sammiches have warmed up

am sitting née where near them like

You hold my hair, ill hold your boobs? Sounds fair Px

Ill keep holding of both your arses, for safety reasons of course. "

Safety first always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm bringing my loud attitude and lots of laughter

I feed you joy! "

I want you in my car. I have all the snacks we need.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Where we going.. How we getting there.. Who is bringing snacks??

"

Who's in charge of the music selection? Important question!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"Shotgun!

Nah. I was First "

Fetcpl wins you have to say it! Though I'm not sure they will both fit in the same seat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where we going.. How we getting there.. Who is bringing snacks??

Who's in charge of the music selection? Important question! "

Clearly we'll need some banging tunes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I drive?

Love a road trip "

Will you be my relief driver please? I have plenty of snack and drinks and hope to have a loud passenger who is bringing joy.

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By *inkyfilthymindMan
over a year ago

Heathrow / Berks


"Where we going.. How we getting there.. Who is bringing snacks??

Who's in charge of the music selection? Important question!

Clearly we'll need some banging tunes "

Surely, banging is the music for this

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I’ll bring the sun cream, don’t want any red bits.

Can someone help me rub it in on my back please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Are we there yet

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By *inkyfilthymindMan
over a year ago

Heathrow / Berks


"I’ll bring the sun cream, don’t want any red bits.

Can someone help me rub it in on my back please?"

Back and anywhere that is exposed. I will top-up during every stop

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

Beach for ice cream, firsh and chips and sandcastles, then to the mountains for a hike through the woods for a sunset boozy picnic

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

If you want the seaside I'd say bring that party bus to Swansea. Can't guarantee the sun though, but I'm sure me and NBVN will keep you all entertained

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Come to Scotland we have some beautiful scenery...

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Where we going.. How we getting there.. Who is bringing snacks??

Who's in charge of the music selection? Important question!

Clearly we'll need some banging tunes "

I'm your guy. Road trip mixes are my specialty

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

In the mountains please...to watch a sunset on a glorious day, then a lovely evening of hugs and kisses...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we there yet "

I’m still waiting fir my invite x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come to Scotland we have some beautiful scenery... "

I can see it from here

But I’m on my way x got a job interview to prepare for

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you want the seaside I'd say bring that party bus to Swansea. Can't guarantee the sun though, but I'm sure me and NBVN will keep you all entertained "

Next time I'm in Swansea I'm looking you both up xx

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here


"I’ll bring the sun cream, don’t want any red bits.

Can someone help me rub it in on my back please?

Back and anywhere that is exposed. I will top-up during every stop"

You’re a hero, thank you!

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By *inkyfilthymindMan
over a year ago

Heathrow / Berks


"Come to Scotland we have some beautiful scenery... "

Not just the scenery

May be a long trip to the mountains is due

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"Come to Scotland we have some beautiful scenery...

I can see it from here

But I’m on my way x got a job interview to prepare for "

That you do! It could be a long interview

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come to Scotland we have some beautiful scenery...

I can see it from here

But I’m on my way x got a job interview to prepare for

That you do! It could be a long interview "

I do hope there’s an oral assessment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you want the seaside I'd say bring that party bus to Swansea. Can't guarantee the sun though, but I'm sure me and NBVN will keep you all entertained

Next time I'm in Swansea I'm looking you both up xx"

That would be lovely, a chat and laugh would be awesome with all of us... something exciting to look forward to

NBVN x

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"Come to Scotland we have some beautiful scenery...

I can see it from here

But I’m on my way x got a job interview to prepare for

That you do! It could be a long interview

I do hope there’s an oral assessment "

Absolutely...I need to test all of your skills including whether you are the right fit for the hole...I mean role! Silly me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come to Scotland we have some beautiful scenery...

I can see it from here

But I’m on my way x got a job interview to prepare for

That you do! It could be a long interview

I do hope there’s an oral assessment

Absolutely...I need to test all of your skills including whether you are the right fit for the hole...I mean role! Silly me x"

Those bloody typos xx

I’m hoping I slot right into the position

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"If you want the seaside I'd say bring that party bus to Swansea. Can't guarantee the sun though, but I'm sure me and NBVN will keep you all entertained

Next time I'm in Swansea I'm looking you both up xx

That would be lovely, a chat and laugh would be awesome with all of us... something exciting to look forward to

NBVN x"

Most definitely would be, and definitely no driving next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where we going.. How we getting there.. Who is bringing snacks??

"

I think yiu should head to Cornwall and we should all have a beach party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anywhere!!!!!

Lu

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Did anyone bring cider?

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Dorset. Had a great time down that way at a mates wedding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did anyone bring cider? "
rattler ok with you.?

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By *inkyfilthymindMan
over a year ago

Heathrow / Berks


"Did anyone bring cider? "

Check the mini-fridge behind the seat my lovely

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I’d love a road trip and a swim first maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d love a road trip and a swim first maybe "
this makes my call for a cornwall beach party even more right swim in the sea x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I sit on the back seats with beer n nuts

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By *ornycpl2000Couple
over a year ago

Swansea


"

I wanna smell the sea and feel the sting of salt on my cheeks "

Come to South Wales we have some of the best beaches in the UK, ok you will have to wait until the pubs are open

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"

I wanna smell the sea and feel the sting of salt on my cheeks "

come to dungeness

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

God this would be so nice

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By *inkyfilthymindMan
over a year ago

Heathrow / Berks


"God this would be so nice "

What are you waiting for? I promise to call you captain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So where are we?

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By *inkyfilthymindMan
over a year ago

Heathrow / Berks


"So where are we? "

Coast, mountain and Southern Wales - on the way to all three

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By *ornycpl2000Couple
over a year ago

Swansea


"So where are we?

Coast, mountain and Southern Wales - on the way to all three "

We have it all, we can see mountains and the sea from our garden, plus your camper can sit next to ours, we have a big garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will bring my stunt kite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I be in the dicky seat? "

You remember the dicky seat adventure! Hahahahahahahaha awesome

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By *inkyfilthymindMan
over a year ago

Heathrow / Berks


"So where are we?

Coast, mountain and Southern Wales - on the way to all three

We have it all, we can see mountains and the sea from our garden, plus your camper can sit next to ours, we have a big garden "

Awesome. Assume you are good with doing a rota for your bed, sofa or other semi comfy areas for...

This lot is Randy and d*unk

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By *inkyfilthymindMan
over a year ago

Heathrow / Berks


"I will bring my stunt kite! "

One for Tuberose to fly? she is on the roof of the car

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By *lexnNatasha1977Couple
over a year ago

wigan

I need the toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will bring my stunt kite!

One for Tuberose to fly? she is on the roof of the car "

And perfectly fine there! Knickerless.. breezing through experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need the toilet "

I need someone to warn me when we are about to break.. I might just somersaulted

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By *inkyfilthymindMan
over a year ago

Heathrow / Berks


"I will bring my stunt kite!

One for Tuberose to fly? she is on the roof of the car

And perfectly fine there! Knickerless.. breezing through experience "

I will enjoy the view - just need a car with autopilot when I need to have a closer look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in. I’m bringing lots of chocolate and Prosecco

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I will bring my stunt kite! "
great stone new Romney is definitely stunt kite country

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will bring my stunt kite!

One for Tuberose to fly? she is on the roof of the car

And perfectly fine there! Knickerless.. breezing through experience

I will enjoy the view - just need a car with autopilot when I need to have a closer look"

Hold on a sec. I think someone offered me a lap. Tessa you can hop on with your kite. No knickers required they said;-)

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By *inkyfilthymindMan
over a year ago

Heathrow / Berks


"I’m in. I’m bringing lots of chocolate and Prosecco "

Waiting for ‘someone’s’ puns with chocolate..

I will take the chocolate if only I can lick it off as it melts from the heat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m in. I’m bringing lots of chocolate and Prosecco "

Hark at you trying to be all posh.. I know you've got a blummin' crisp sammich in your pocket

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By *inkyfilthymindMan
over a year ago

Heathrow / Berks


"I will bring my stunt kite!

One for Tuberose to fly? she is on the roof of the car

And perfectly fine there! Knickerless.. breezing through experience

I will enjoy the view - just need a car with autopilot when I need to have a closer look

Hold on a sec. I think someone offered me a lap. Tessa you can hop on with your kite. No knickers required they said;-)"

No take backs - you can have my lap during the break as I apply sun cream on curls.. you may wanna join in, just to cover her all over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will bring my stunt kite!

One for Tuberose to fly? she is on the roof of the car

And perfectly fine there! Knickerless.. breezing through experience

I will enjoy the view - just need a car with autopilot when I need to have a closer look

Hold on a sec. I think someone offered me a lap. Tessa you can hop on with your kite. No knickers required they said;-)"

Ah flaps err flapping!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gin anyone? "

Vile stuff. But we can go juniper Berry hunting at the toilet stops;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will bring my stunt kite!

One for Tuberose to fly? she is on the roof of the car

And perfectly fine there! Knickerless.. breezing through experience

I will enjoy the view - just need a car with autopilot when I need to have a closer look

Hold on a sec. I think someone offered me a lap. Tessa you can hop on with your kite. No knickers required they said;-)

Ah flaps err flapping! "

I just did not imagine that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in. I’m bringing lots of chocolate and Prosecco

Hark at you trying to be all posh.. I know you've got a blummin' crisp sammich in your pocket

"

Even made a whole thread about it. One of you I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will bring my stunt kite!

One for Tuberose to fly? she is on the roof of the car

And perfectly fine there! Knickerless.. breezing through experience

I will enjoy the view - just need a car with autopilot when I need to have a closer look

Hold on a sec. I think someone offered me a lap. Tessa you can hop on with your kite. No knickers required they said;-)

No take backs - you can have my lap during the break as I apply sun cream on curls.. you may wanna join in, just to cover her all over "

I'm afraid I've been claimed by a driver I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in. I’m bringing lots of chocolate and Prosecco

Hark at you trying to be all posh.. I know you've got a blummin' crisp sammich in your pocket

"

Obviously, and I’ve made it with cheese and onion crisps, and I’m sitting right next to you, like actually on your lap really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will bring my stunt kite!

One for Tuberose to fly? she is on the roof of the car

And perfectly fine there! Knickerless.. breezing through experience

I will enjoy the view - just need a car with autopilot when I need to have a closer look

Hold on a sec. I think someone offered me a lap. Tessa you can hop on with your kite. No knickers required they said;-)

No take backs - you can have my lap during the break as I apply sun cream on curls.. you may wanna join in, just to cover her all over

I'm afraid I've been claimed by a driver I think "

Or the argumentative Shotgun claimant. Who knows. Pass me on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in. I’m bringing lots of chocolate and Prosecco

Hark at you trying to be all posh.. I know you've got a blummin' crisp sammich in your pocket

Even made a whole thread about it. One of you I think "

Me . Ooh, maybe it’s time for a new one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m in. I’m bringing lots of chocolate and Prosecco

Hark at you trying to be all posh.. I know you've got a blummin' crisp sammich in your pocket

Obviously, and I’ve made it with cheese and onion crisps, and I’m sitting right next to you, like actually on your lap really "

Arrgghh breathing cheese onion breath all over me

Wait... Are they monster munch

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By *inkyfilthymindMan
over a year ago

Heathrow / Berks


"I will bring my stunt kite!

One for Tuberose to fly? she is on the roof of the car

And perfectly fine there! Knickerless.. breezing through experience

I will enjoy the view - just need a car with autopilot when I need to have a closer look

Hold on a sec. I think someone offered me a lap. Tessa you can hop on with your kite. No knickers required they said;-)

No take backs - you can have my lap during the break as I apply sun cream on curls.. you may wanna join in, just to cover her all over

I'm afraid I've been claimed by a driver I think "

I am the driver

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By *ornycpl2000Couple
over a year ago

Swansea

All are welcome, it not all sheep shagging in Wales, the more the merrier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in. I’m bringing lots of chocolate and Prosecco

Hark at you trying to be all posh.. I know you've got a blummin' crisp sammich in your pocket

Obviously, and I’ve made it with cheese and onion crisps, and I’m sitting right next to you, like actually on your lap really

Arrgghh breathing cheese onion breath all over me

Wait... Are they monster munch "

That’s the chaser

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

This road trip sounds fun (except for the crisp sandwiches)! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m in. I’m bringing lots of chocolate and Prosecco

Hark at you trying to be all posh.. I know you've got a blummin' crisp sammich in your pocket

Obviously, and I’ve made it with cheese and onion crisps, and I’m sitting right next to you, like actually on your lap really

Arrgghh breathing cheese onion breath all over me

Wait... Are they monster munch

That’s the chaser "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This road trip sounds fun (except for the crisp sandwiches)! X"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in. I’m bringing lots of chocolate and Prosecco

Hark at you trying to be all posh.. I know you've got a blummin' crisp sammich in your pocket

Obviously, and I’ve made it with cheese and onion crisps, and I’m sitting right next to you, like actually on your lap really

Arrgghh breathing cheese onion breath all over me

Wait... Are they monster munch

That’s the chaser

"

Givvus a kissss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is Tuberose still on the roof? I think she was blown off at some point. It seems awfully quiet up there.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"This road trip sounds fun (except for the crisp sandwiches)! X"

Would you like a banana butty instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is Tuberose still on the roof? I think she was blown off at some point. It seems awfully quiet up there. "

My hands are busy holding on tight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This road trip sounds fun (except for the crisp sandwiches)! X"

We offer assorted selection of "sandwiches" don't we ladies

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By *inkyfilthymindMan
over a year ago

Heathrow / Berks


"Is Tuberose still on the roof? I think she was blown off at some point. It seems awfully quiet up there.

My hands are busy holding on tight "

Fuck, I almost hit a non-swinger, busy looking up onto the shiny wetness

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral


"This road trip sounds fun (except for the crisp sandwiches)! X

We offer assorted selection of "sandwiches" don't we ladies"

That sounds much better!

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral


"This road trip sounds fun (except for the crisp sandwiches)! X

Would you like a banana butty instead? "

Banana does not belong in a sandwich!

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

A bag of Revels, is a must for a road trip.

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry


"Shotgun!

Nah. I was First

Everyone knows the law of shotgun is you have to call it first, its not just a case of getting in their first...

Fine! I'll sit on the roof. "

If you know the law, you'll know a call of shotgun can be trumped by a good big sloppy lick of the the passenger front wheel. Of course a lot depends how important victory is to you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This road trip sounds fun (except for the crisp sandwiches)! X

Would you like a banana butty instead?

Banana does not belong in a sandwich! "

Oh I'm quite partial to a banana sammich on wholemeal ... With peanut butter

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I'm bringing marmite sandwiches and I'm not sorry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm bringing marmite sandwiches and I'm not sorry! "

With cheese?

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I'm bringing marmite sandwiches and I'm not sorry!

With cheese? "

Don’t encourage her

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By *-man24Man
over a year ago

northwest

Can I cum to please?

I can bring a spare tyre and my tools just in case of any breakdowns ?

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

Well I am definitely up for a road trip. I will bring the first aid kit, an unflappable attitude and the ability to turn everyone’s horniness up at notch or two. Let’s paaartay!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

If you ring me with your orders I’ll go and get the fish & chips in ready from my most ace chippy

If you’re calling past here that is ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm bringing marmite sandwiches and I'm not sorry!

With cheese?

Don’t encourage her"

I will, they would be yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

European roadtrip!

I'm bringing my family car and 2 person tent

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"European roadtrip!

I'm bringing my family car and 2 person tent "

Blow up bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your not stopping here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would be a modern carry on movie !!

Carry on swinging

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