FabSwingers.com forum: Fabily fortunes!!!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As its 'rant thursday' - I'm going 'anti-rant' today in protest!!

So for all those with too much time on their hands - its time for a game if 'Fabily Fortunes' to pass the time!

Simple rules - I post a question - you guess the most likely top five 'our survey says...' answers!

Points if you're right - a big X if you're wrong!!

No Vernon sadly - but hey - you can't have everything! Lol

So - first question! And we'll start off gently!

Things you find in your pockets that you don't remember putting there yourself??

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

A dead frog

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"As its 'rant thursday' - I'm going 'anti-rant' today in protest!!

So for all those with too much time on their hands - its time for a game if 'Fabily Fortunes' to pass the time!

Simple rules - I post a question - you guess the most likely top five 'our survey says...' answers!

Points if you're right - a big X if you're wrong!!

No Vernon sadly - but hey - you can't have everything! Lol

So - first question! And we'll start off gently!

Things you find in your pockets that you don't remember putting there yourself??

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1. Money

2. Lottery Ticket

3.a condom

4. a banana

5. a hand

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"A dead frog"

That's one. Do I do five or one?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Ah now im confused

Do we give 5 or 1

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

1. Fluff

2. Safety pin

3. Parking Ticket

4. Coins

5. Sweet Wrappers

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Ah now im confused

Do we give 5 or 1 "

Do five.... I think it's five

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

1. Fluff

2. a hole

3. a half eaten sweet

4. a bullet ( play variety )

5. a parking ticket.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Have I won yet ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A dead frog"

Our survey says..........X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As its 'rant thursday' - I'm going 'anti-rant' today in protest!!

So for all those with too much time on their hands - its time for a game if 'Fabily Fortunes' to pass the time!

Simple rules - I post a question - you guess the most likely top five 'our survey says...' answers!

Points if you're right - a big X if you're wrong!!

No Vernon sadly - but hey - you can't have everything! Lol

So - first question! And we'll start off gently!

Things you find in your pockets that you don't remember putting there yourself??

1. Money

2. Lottery Ticket

3.a condom

4. a banana

5. a hand

Money? Our survey says - 38!!!

And you're only allowed one guess!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Sack the scorer !

Everyone has dead frogs in pockets. Honeypot is NOT weird.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1. Fluff

2. Safety pin

3. Parking Ticket

4. Coins

5. Sweet Wrappers"

Fluff - our survey says........9!!!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

9 for fluff !!! your survey is sqeuwiff !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"9 for fluff !!! your survey is sqeuwiff !"

Don't blame me - blame the fuckwits who completed the survey!!

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral

1) Granny Crumpets knickers - On the basis we haven't met, that would be a surprise

2) An Everton Season Ticket, As a liverpool fan, I'd be horrified if someone slipped that in there

3) Money - Now that woild be a nice surprise

4) A Sweet

5) An Unexpected Bill

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1) Granny Crumpets knickers - On the basis we haven't met, that would be a surprise

2) An Everton Season Ticket, As a liverpool fan, I'd be horrified if someone slipped that in there

3) Money - Now that woild be a nice surprise

4) A Sweet

5) An Unexpected Bill"

Granny's knickers - our survey says.. X.

And only one answer!!! Read the rules!!

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By *lam rockerMan
over a year ago

Easter Ross

1. a screwdriver - only a stubby one, but I don't remember needing to screw anything!!!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"1) Granny Crumpets knickers - On the basis we haven't met, that would be a surprise

2) An Everton Season Ticket, As a liverpool fan, I'd be horrified if someone slipped that in there

3) Money - Now that woild be a nice surprise

4) A Sweet

5) An Unexpected Bill"

On the basis that my knickers would only leave my body if your choral hydrate left your pocket it'd hardly be a suprise.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1. a screwdriver - only a stubby one, but I don't remember needing to screw anything!!!!"

Our survey says......x

Although a Swiss army knife was on the list and has all sorts of attachments - so you get 13! Congratulations!!!

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By *ollytrollopWoman
over a year ago

Bolton

a button

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"a button"

Our survey says.......26!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

One left to go - top answer gone but there's still 14 pts up for grabs!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

bus ticket

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

chewy

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

till receipt

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

head of John the Baptist

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Love letter

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Someones phone number??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"bus ticket"
X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"chewy"
X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"till receipt"
X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"head of John the Baptist"

Wtf????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love letter"
X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someones phone number??"

Our survey says....14!!!! Yay!

Next question - parts of the body you always forget to put sun block on?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Someones phone number??

Our survey says....14!!!! Yay!

Next question - parts of the body you always forget to put sun block on? "
back of neck

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral

"Someones phone number??

Our survey says....14!!!! Yay!

Next question - parts of the body you always forget to put sun block on? "

Feet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someones phone number??

Our survey says....14!!!! Yay!

Next question - parts of the body you always forget to put sun block on? back of neck"

Our survey says.............2!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someones phone number??

Our survey says....14!!!! Yay!

Next question - parts of the body you always forget to put sun block on?

Feet

Soles of feet - our survey says......21!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Betting slip,losing varety of course

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon

Behind the knees

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Betting slip,losing varety of course"

Everyone forgets to lotion up their betting slips! Lol

Keep up! New question!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Behind the knees"

Our survey says .......28!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ears

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon

underneath my tits!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nose

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ears "
X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

belly button

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nose"
X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"underneath my tits!"

Our survey says.......41!!!

And I think most of them were volunteering to help!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"belly button"

Our survey says........8!

Right - next!

Things you use when your vibrator has run out of batteries and the 24 hr tesco's has shut due to a combination of staff sickness and a passing plague of locusts eating everything?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A man

Our survey says.......42!

Top answer!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a deodorant can (yes spoken from experience)

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By *lam rockerMan
over a year ago

Easter Ross

electric toothbrush

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"a deodorant can (yes spoken from experience)

Our survey says.........dirty girl!!!

Oh - and only 10 for that one!

Lynx can by any chance?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"electric toothbrush"

Our survey says......21!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deodrant can? why not just use the vibe with no batteries or is there a vibrating deodrant out therE?

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A banana.... peeled of course, doubled up as a nice midnight snack

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Wand... Plug it in, no batterries needed lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fingers"

Our survey says.......1!

(point - not finger!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Deodrant can? why not just use the vibe with no batteries or is there a vibrating deodrant out therE?"

Truth be told, i was very young and didnt own a toy at that point of my life,,, just felt the need as a growing young woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A banana.... peeled of course, doubled up as a nice midnight snack

Well - the answer was fruit! So I'll give you that! 26!!!

Next one - excuse you've given for cancelling a meet as they finally got round to sending you a face pic and they look like John Prescott/Ann widdecombe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok apology accepted.

if it was there id o give you money myself.

keep up with game x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our politcal views would clash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dog ate my keys

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Our politcal views would clash"

Our survey says........5!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The dog ate my keys"

Our survey says.......15!

Do you have a dog?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The dog ate my keys

Our survey says.......15!

Do you have a dog?

nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A family member died!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got my period

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Deodrant can? why not just use the vibe with no batteries or is there a vibrating deodrant out therE?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No Vernon sadly - but hey - you can't have everything! Lol "

No Vernon "sadly"??????? Jeeeeeez, it'd a be a bloody bonus if that lanky prat wasn't on it!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A family member died! "

Our survey says.......23!

Can only be used a limited number of times though!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No Vernon sadly - but hey - you can't have everything! Lol

No Vernon "sadly"??????? Jeeeeeez, it'd a be a bloody bonus if that lanky prat wasn't on it!!!!

He's lovely

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

The car broke down

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got my period

Our survey says.....50!

(that'll be all the men then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im ill with foot and mouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The car broke down"

And granny takes the final 7!

Right - just time for one more before the iPhone battery goes completely!!

The worst thing you've ever seen in a pic on fab?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No Vernon sadly - but hey - you can't have everything! Lol

No Vernon "sadly"??????? Jeeeeeez, it'd a be a bloody bonus if that lanky prat wasn't on it!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A family member died!

Our survey says.......23!

Can only be used a limited number of times though!!

I have a large family

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By *lam rockerMan
over a year ago

Easter Ross

worst thing - dog mess in the garden next to the person being photographed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

skid marks in underwear

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"The car broke down

And granny takes the final 7!

Right - just time for one more before the iPhone battery goes completely!!

The worst thing you've ever seen in a pic on fab?"

A pussy that looked like a badly plucked chicken nobbly n spikey ..... barrrf

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"worst thing - dog mess in the garden next to the person being photographed!"

Our survey says........X

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Saltash

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"skid marks in underwear

Our survey says.....25! She's on a roll!

Like prawns and mayo!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The car broke down

And granny takes the final 7!

Right - just time for one more before the iPhone battery goes completely!!

The worst thing you've ever seen in a pic on fab?

A pussy that looked like a badly plucked chicken nobbly n spikey ..... barrrf "

Our survey says......19!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someones phone number??

Our survey says....14!!!! Yay!

Next question - parts of the body you always forget to put sun block on?

nose and forehead."

I know plymouth's in a different time zone.....lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloke bent over spreading his arse cheeks apart ew!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Children's wallpaper

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Saltash

"Someones phone number??

Our survey says....14!!!! Yay!

Next question - parts of the body you always forget to put sun block on?

nose and forehead.

I know plymouth's in a different time zone.....lol!

nah thats just me, differnt planet.. lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bloke bent over spreading his arse cheeks apart ew!

Our survey says.........16!!!

Starfish!!!!

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Saltash

The worst thing you've ever seen in a pic on fab?

dirty washing on the floor, or piles of washing on the rads.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Children's wallpaper"

Our survey says......21!!!

(well - children's toys but you're close enough and my batteries down to 9% now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drooling family pets

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon

twenty six stone guy, naked apart from white socks and sandals, swinging a golf club on his front lawn.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"twenty six stone guy, naked apart from white socks and sandals, swinging a golf club on his front lawn."

Stop looking over our fence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"twenty six stone guy, naked apart from white socks and sandals, swinging a golf club on his front lawn."

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man bumming a man, but the bummer wasn't wearing a condom, yet the bummee was!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The worst thing you've ever seen in a pic on fab?

dirty washing on the floor, or piles of washing on the rads.

And the final answer goes for 19!!

Fabily fortunes will resume after this commercial break!!

(unless anyone else wants to be Vernon whilst I rig my phone up to a hamster wheel to re-juice!)

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Also available for you ladies tired of dick picks - new 'cocker blocker' - as recommended by fiesty bi chicks worldwide!!!".

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

We'll wait for you Vernon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We'll wait for you Vernon."

Ok granny! Hopefully back soon!

Battery going, going, g.....,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man bumming a man, but the bummer wasn't wearing a condom, yet the bummee was!

If it's up there I'll give you the money meself!

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man bumming a man, but the bummer wasn't wearing a condom, yet the bummee was!

If it's up there I'll give you the money meself!

Wolf

PMSL!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok - I'm back! (Sorry - got a little busy yesterday - and not in a good way!)

So - the next question is - Things you'd like to shove up a traffic wardens arse after they've just given you a ticket?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My foot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My foot

Our survey says........25!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

parking ticket he's just given me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A traffic cone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parking Meter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"parking ticket he's just given me"

Top answer!!!! Our survey says 51!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A traffic cone"

Our survey says.......X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Parking Meter"

Our survey says.....16!!!

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By *lam rockerMan
over a year ago

Easter Ross

my cock, there's a really sexy traffic warden where I live - lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also available for you ladies tired of dick picks - new 'cocker blocker' - as recommended by fiesty bi chicks worldwide!!!".

LMFAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also available for you ladies tired of dick picks - new 'cocker blocker' - as recommended by fiesty bi chicks worldwide!!!".

LMFAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Their head

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"my cock, there's a really sexy traffic warden where I live - lol"

Our survey says.......1 !

Maybe they live near you!!

Or were you surveyed?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Their head"

Our survey says......7! Yay!!

Ok - next!

Top 5 places you'd like to run naked!

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By *lam rockerMan
over a year ago

Easter Ross

"my cock, there's a really sexy traffic warden where I live - lol

Our survey says.......1 !

Maybe they live near you!!

Or were you surveyed?

"
I was surveyed - she's hot - black tights (hopefully stockings), skirt and white blouse busting out a little!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my cock, there's a really sexy traffic warden where I live - lol

Our survey says.......1 !

Maybe they live near you!!

Or were you surveyed?

Hee hee hee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Olympic closing ceremony ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Olympic closing ceremony ?

Not that I would have the bottle or inflict it on a paying audience LOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Olympic closing ceremony ?

Ooh - was actually the opening ceremony - but i'm in a good mood so you can have that! 25!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

round your flat/house screaming 'chase me chase me'?? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fastest car track on top gear whilst chasing The Stig

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"round your flat/house screaming 'chase me chase me'?? lol "

Our survey says........X

I - on the other hand..........

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Supermarket - the chiller cabinets do wonders for nipples! :D

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fastest car track on top gear whilst chasing The Stig

Out survey says.....10!

Avoiding any 'helmet' gags!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A royal wedding

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over a year ago

"Supermarket - the chiller cabinets do wonders for nipples! :D"

Our survey says........31!

Cleanup required on aisle 3!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A royal wedding "

Any wedding will do - except your own! A big 14 for that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Olympic closing ceremony ?

Ooh - was actually the opening ceremony - but i'm in a good mood so you can have that! 25!!

Why thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Round the guards outside Buckingham Palace.... would sure make them laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Round the guards outside Buckingham Palace.... would sure make them laugh

Tickled by a bearskin!!

Sadly - our survey says........X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm Aeroplane runway??

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Work?

Your old school?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hmmm Aeroplane runway??"

Brave.....but again sadly it's a big X !

Come on folks only one to go!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Work?

Your old school?

It's a big fat X for school! (tut tut)

And although two answers is technically cheating....you get 20 for work!!

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over a year ago

Ok - last one for a bit - commercial break coming up again soon!

Top 5 celebrity arses you'd like to flog with a stick of celery?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Timmy Mallet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jedward !

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It has to be Funky Monkey - our very own celebrated Fab arse.

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over a year ago

"Timmy Mallet "

Our survey says.....X

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over a year ago

"Jedward !"

Our survey says......X

(But I think they crop up in a later question about burying in a huge ditch of horse shit!)

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over a year ago

"It has to be Funky Monkey - our very own celebrated Fab arse."

Sadly - no-one surveyed was a fab member - so it's a big X there!

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over a year ago

"Jedward !

Our survey says......X

(But I think they crop up in a later question about burying in a huge ditch of horse shit!)

Pass the shovel !

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over a year ago

"Jedward !

Our survey says......X

(But I think they crop up in a later question about burying in a huge ditch of horse shit!)

Pass the shovel !

Sod the shovel - one JCB en route!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christopher Biggins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

katie price

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over a year ago

"Christopher Biggins"

Our survey say.......2 !

Sick, sick people!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"katie price"

Our survey says.........15!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is there any spot prizes my kettles just went up in smoke

must put water in it next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr/Mrs Beckham

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over a year ago

"is there any spot prizes my kettles just went up in smoke

must put water in it next time

You're not supposed to stick those electric ones on the hob!!! Doh!

And no spot prizes - sorry - budget cuts!

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over a year ago

"Mr/Mrs Beckham"

Our survey says....David? 31!!

Although i'd much prefer both together!

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over a year ago

"Jedward !

Our survey says......X

(But I think they crop up in a later question about burying in a huge ditch of horse shit!)

Pass the shovel !

Sod the shovel - one JCB en route!

Ooh i love a man with a hard hat and a digger LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Johnny Depp

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over a year ago

Keith Lemon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Johnny Depp

Our survey says......22!

And serves him right for dumping Vanessa!

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over a year ago

"Keith Lemon "

Our survey says.......29 !!!

Bang tidy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeremy Kyle

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over a year ago

"Jeremy Kyle"

Our survey says........1 !

And that was his mrs!!

Right - time for another commercial break while I go and perve some profiles - i mean make a cuppa!

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over a year ago

"Bored of pasties. Tired of pies. Cheesed off with cheese on toast? Don't give a bugger for a burger? Craving something new and exciting?

Why not try 'New - Obi's Special Sausage' - hot and tasty and guaranteed to satisfy the biggest hunger! For a free sample - simple message Obiguy4couples and quote ref: Iveahugeholethatneedsfilling. And if you're not happy with your 'New - Obi's Special Sausage' - then we'll send you a cucumber instead!

## 'New - Obi's Special Sausage' is also suitable for vegetarians!

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over a year ago

""Bored of pasties. Tired of pies. Cheesed off with cheese on toast? Don't give a bugger for a burger? Craving something new and exciting?

## 'New - Obi's Special Sausage' is also suitable for vegetarians!

Thank you ..you have really made me chuckle today

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over a year ago

""Bored of pasties. Tired of pies. Cheesed off with cheese on toast? Don't give a bugger for a burger? Craving something new and exciting?

## 'New - Obi's Special Sausage' is also suitable for vegetarians!

Thank you ..you have really made me chuckle today

You're welcome!!

Sadly - Fabily Fortunes has just been axed in favour of some new crappy reality shows - one about men who lock their submissive wives in the loft - the other about peoples inabilty to wipe their backsides properly before posting pics of their muddy starfishes.

So keep em peeled for 'Gash in the Attic' and 'How Clean is Your Arse' - appearing on some vague daytime digital channel soon!

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over a year ago

""Bored of pasties. Tired of pies. Cheesed off with cheese on toast? Don't give a bugger for a burger? Craving something new and exciting?

## 'New - Obi's Special Sausage' is also suitable for vegetarians!

Thank you ..you have really made me chuckle today

You're welcome!!

So keep em peeled for 'Gash in the Attic' and 'How Clean is Your Arse' - appearing on some vague daytime digital channel soon!

Or the show for lonely self lovers "DIY..SOS"

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By *lam rockerMan
over a year ago

Easter Ross

it will come back on Challenge in a year's time, won't it!

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over a year ago

""Bored of pasties. Tired of pies. Cheesed off with cheese on toast? Don't give a bugger for a burger? Craving something new and exciting?

## 'New - Obi's Special Sausage' is also suitable for vegetarians!

Thank you ..you have really made me chuckle today

You're welcome!!

So keep em peeled for 'Gash in the Attic' and 'How Clean is Your Arse' - appearing on some vague daytime digital channel soon!

Or the show for lonely self lovers "DIY..SOS""

Or the show for those unfit folk with no arm strength - "The Weakest Wank"!

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