FabSwingers.com forum: Most annoying adverts.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Go on, what adverts really grind your gears? Annoying tunes, unbelievable actors, cheesy situations, on every 5 mins. Any reason really. These are the adverts that achieve the opposite effect, they are so annoying they make you want to avoid the product.

I’ll start, Go Compare.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Some of them truly baffle me, and I can't see the link to what they are advertising.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did somebody say Just Eat?

No, fuck off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did somebody say Just Eat?

No, fuck off

Yesss, this one does my tits in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some of them truly baffle me, and I can't see the link to what they are advertising."

Perfume ads are the worst for this. Fucking mental most of them. That one with Natalie Portman especially.

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

"Did somebody say Just Eat?

No, fuck off

Ahh mate,this made me laugh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did somebody say Just Eat?

No, fuck off

Ahh mate,this made me laugh!

Bet Snoop Dogg was laughing all the way to the bank.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Phillips Schofield advertising the rip off company Webuyanycar. He needs a bit more pocket money!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Phillips Schofield advertising the rip off company Webuyanycar. He needs a bit more pocket money!"

Goody two shoes Schofield pisses me off no end too.

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Meerkats with Eastern European accents. Why? They come from Africa! Its ok to take the piss out of Eastern European accents but not African ones? What the fuck have Meerkats got to do with selling anything? What are they selling? I dont know...i have to switch over when they start.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Meerkats with Eastern European accents. Why? They come from Africa! Its ok to take the piss out of Eastern European accents but not African ones? What the fuck have Meerkats got to do with selling anything? What are they selling? I dont know...i have to switch over when they start."

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anything like those Halifax adverts where all the staff have the sincerity of a game show host.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

The Go Compare guy is really pushing his role now...

Christmas adverts are the worst!

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

and on and on and Ariston

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Nicole?

Papa?

I haven’t had a tv for quite a while, as you can tell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The super noodle one where the donkey yells. Rather annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The vax cordless vacuume thing add

“It’s got twin helix technology, What does that mean!?”

Fuck off!! You know what it means! your doing the fucking advert you bunch of cretins!! Aaaarrrggghhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bed one with that ugly dancing thing on it and the stupid trumpet sounds

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By *ostonJoeMan
over a year ago

Boston

Daisy Daisy Daisy.

I assume it is perfume.

Makes my teeth itch.

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By *ostonJoeMan
over a year ago

Boston

"The vax cordless vacuume thing add

“It’s got twin helix technology, What does that mean!?”

Fuck off!! You know what it means! your doing the fucking advert you bunch of cretins!! Aaaarrrggghhhh "

I bought one last year and one battery lasts at best 10 minutes. It will last longer but it doesn't suck unless you use the turbo and power roller function. Which you do need get anywhere near the required performance. A little bit of consumer advice there.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Surf and bloody perf.....grrrrrr

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

The only adverts I see these days are on YouTube. There is this thing called Mind Valley that keeps getting pushed to me which is full of quasi-spiritual quackery. They sell courses on healing with energy and stuff. Why me?

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

"Phillips Schofield advertising the rip off company Webuyanycar. He needs a bit more pocket money!

Goody two shoes Schofield pisses me off no end too."

Yes he does me too....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

raid shadow legends It’s everywhere not knocking the hussle as more power to the people but god it’s so tedise glade there’s a fast forward button ha ha

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By *uciferLingerieMan
over a year ago

Leeds

That f*cking AA advert...that dog must as sick of that tune as I am

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

The trade centre Wales ones on the radio, that guys voice grinds like nails on a chalkboard

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Did somebody say Just Eat?

No, fuck off

All of the food delivery ads, yuck.

We seem to have fallen into a pit of awful adverts of late. Irritating and dreary

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

The 'On The Market Estate' agency advert - what expert thought up that people meet up in a pub to sing about their Estate Agency? WTF! Get real!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go compare, song absolutely is just nuisance. At first it was catchy but it never changes.Gets annoying after a while

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Any that pop up on YouTube when all I want to do is watch the video I went on for, especially the unskippable ones

I don't really watch enough terrestrial TV to see adverts now seen as I have subscription channels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not seen it for ages the g tech one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The postcode lottery

Someone's is at your door , someone's ringing your bell.

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham

"The postcode lottery

Someone's is at your door , someone's ringing your bell."

And why are all the 'winners' such munters? Most of them look like they need a good scrub and decent set of false teeth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst ads are

- unskippable ones on youtube

- pop up ads

- ads that play sounds when you visit a new page

Thank god for ad blocker!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

The sofa adverts with Owen "tosser" Wilson.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those cream adverts that have added "microcrap" & "new boll@ck$" made up hi-lur-onic-dermo-cosmo-gunk with T12 anti dont give a hoot potion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one where the annoying voice says mcdelivery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the gambling ones boil my piss

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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

The ones begging for money always round dinner time

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By *eigh guyMan
over a year ago

wigan

Flash ,,arrrrrr!!!!with that annoying dog , who lets their house get that dirty , ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The over fifty life insurance ones. Who the fuck goes to the park to sit and chat about their funeral plans.

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By *oomarangMan
over a year ago

Chester

Go compare is really annoying for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The sofa adverts with Owen "tosser" Wilson."

I actually like his voice, he relaxes me

The 'we buy any car dot com' song makes me want to throw something at the TV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kids toys adverts. Growing little consumers.

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By *hubster2016Man
over a year ago

The new home alarm ads piss me off

Can I help you?

Yeah we’ve just come home and are surprised to find burglars have broken in!!

I’d be more surprised if they had cleaned the house top to bottom done the washing etc lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flash ,,arrrrrr!!!!with that annoying dog , who lets their house get that dirty , ????"

Have you seen the back ground of some people’s photographs on here ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All adverts are irritating, haven't watched one in years. Record everything so I can skip skip skip

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

The recent Asda and Guiness ads.

Can't think of the last "good" ad that I've seen to be honest.

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By *ercuryMan
over a year ago

Grantham

"Surf and bloody perf.....grrrrrr"

I thought is was "surf and perv"

Any advert with unrealistic families in them.

Any advert thats got a toothless sickly child trying to sell cars.

Anything at all to do with Ryanair.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"Daisy Daisy Daisy.

I assume it is perfume.

Makes my teeth itch. "

Yep and went to munters.com to recruit the cast by the looks too

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By *uriousblondwifeCouple
over a year ago

wickford

The red car & the blue car had a race. "Showing our age now ha ha"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The toothppaste one with the woman doing a workout - she goes to her spotless fridge and the topshelf is full of peppers - like thats her actual food - A fridge full of peppers

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By *isandhers691127Couple
over a year ago

Bournemouth

All of them

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By *iscreet-is-paramountMan
over a year ago

somewhere only we know.

They are all shit. Any advert with a sliver of humour gets removed coz some twat in Kent emails offcom and complains. Car advert.......I have no idea why I would want any of them.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Robinsons Juice Ones.....

I like kids but NOT the fucking pushy over confident little shits that do the ads and talk down to the adults....

Why DO people think fucking awful kids are cute ?

I do love the girl who thinks she's got a quid from the trolley till her dad asks for it .......

But I FUCKING HATE the ASDA family. If they disappear - I've got em.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the christmas garmin one... the one with the song..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snoop dogg’s just eat adverts . Guy was a legend now he is just a sell out . Wonder what young snoop would think of that shit lol

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By *nkforthekinkMan
over a year ago

london/fareham/brighton

Surf with perf! Danni dyer!

Hate hate hate

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Cos he got 5million.

A snoops gotta eat .....

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

All of them! I f***King hate adverts. Every time they come on I turn the channel over but the bastards have all got their heads together and put the adverts on at the same time !! You turn over, more adverts. I put BBC on for 5 minutes until they've gone away and then put the programme back on but then 10 minutes later more adverts !! Did I say that I hate adverts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The advert for green flag annoys the sh1t out of me. Firstly, the jam all over the car gives me palpitations when I think of cleaning it off then when the old woman karate chops a melon and it splits, it takes ages for it to split... daft things but they just annoy me!

I need to go get a life now!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

That weird cartoon one whare the woman gets attacked by wasps. Bizarre and unpleasant and I can't remember the product so obviously a big fail!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you tiny little hard nosed business people" Working 28 hours, 9 days a week? If my accounting software can't work out how many hours are in 24, I don't want them doing my tax return...

Then add a heavy metal riff and a bit of headbanging?

No.

Just no.

Stop it.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I do like the "I like meat and two veg" Quorn advert tho, it makes me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont have a tv but youtube is full of ad's about funeral plans and grammarly.

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By *elsh couple40Couple
over a year ago

South Wales

"The new home alarm ads piss me off

Can I help you?

Yeah we’ve just come home and are surprised to find burglars have broken in!!

I’d be more surprised if they had cleaned the house top to bottom done the washing etc lol "

Yes, I'm glad it's not just me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Ant and Dec santander adverts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All adverts....

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

There's one atm that needs a slap.

'The Vegetarian Butcher'

Surely that's a fucking greengrocer you twat.

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By *hubster2016Man
over a year ago

"The new home alarm ads piss me off

Can I help you?

Yeah we’ve just come home and are surprised to find burglars have broken in!!

I’d be more surprised if they had cleaned the house top to bottom done the washing etc lol

Yes, I'm glad it's not just me!"

Yeah it’s stupid ain’t it lol

Oh I liked your story too very horny

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By *-man24Man
over a year ago

northwest

"Some of them truly baffle me, and I can't see the link to what they are advertising.

Perfume ads are the worst for this. Fucking mental most of them. That one with Natalie Portman especially."

She’s a goddess but wouldn’t buy it well would if you asked lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did somebody say justeat .....

Even though I hate it I end up singing it

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By *ancave69Man
over a year ago

London

I wish somebody would say to me just eat

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"Not seen it for ages the g tech one "

I like it when the owner presents the ad, like Victor Kyam did with his electric razor. So cheesy! The bloke from the gtech ad sounds hust like John Peel. I keep thinking hes going to put a Fall record on.

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By *ate_BMan
over a year ago

London

The more I see that Swedish meatballs advert, the more it does my head in.

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