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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Over or under?

And can you just leave it if it doesn’t tear off perfectly?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Over After all, one doesn’t want a pooey thumb print on the wall if ones finger inadvertently tears through the paper....

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Over After all, one doesn’t want a pooey thumb print on the wall if ones finger inadvertently tears through the paper...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OVER

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over, and if I visit anyone's house and its under, I change it to over. I just can't help myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Over, and if I visit anyone's house and its under, I change it to over. I just can't help myself "

I’m the same!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’m bi, I’m happy with over or under.

I can’t bear seeing an empty tube on the roll holder though. Grrrrrrr

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By *oson-BlueCouple
over a year ago

North Kent

I've done that too

Ms D

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Over even though I've got a cat.

Mind you she's never unravelled a roll of it so it's always neat and no I cannot leave it torn or bits hanging off the end of it, it has to be neat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always got to be over

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

OP what happens if you have a bidet toilet

then? Any need for a toilet roll?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I’m bi, I’m happy with over or under.

I can’t bear seeing an empty tube on the roll holder though. Grrrrrrr "

Agreed! There is very little as sad a sight in this world as an empty loo roll on the holder. My heart truly sinks when I see it (before the inevitable panic sets in...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over is the correct answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who uses wet wipes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP what happens if you have a bidet toilet

then? Any need for a toilet roll? "

Do you use a squeegee to get most of it off before water blasting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's under!!! One of life's greatest debates

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Over ... only perverts go under

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"It's under!!! One of life's greatest debates "
pervert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP what happens if you have a bidet toilet

then? Any need for a toilet roll?

Do you use a squeegee to get most of it off before water blasting? "

Oh my sides hurt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP what happens if you have a bidet toilet

then? Any need for a toilet roll?

Do you use a squeegee to get most of it off before water blasting?

Oh my sides hurt "

Turn the flow down a bit then!

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Over, and it's actually illegal to leave a partly torn sheet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over and no I can't leave it like that

Her x

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Over. I'm not mental.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Over, and it's actually illegal to leave a partly torn sheet!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP what happens if you have a bidet toilet

then? Any need for a toilet roll?

Do you use a squeegee to get most of it off before water blasting?

Oh my sides hurt

Turn the flow down a bit then! "

Or a softer squeegee.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Over, and it's actually illegal to leave a partly torn sheet!"

If it isn’t illegal, it should be.

I’ve tried just walking away. Even got to the door once but then ran back. I can’t leave even a wisp of an uneven tear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Over, and if I visit anyone's house and its under, I change it to over. I just can't help myself "

Oh my god.

I'm glad I'm not the only one that has done this

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Over or under?

And can you just leave it if it doesn’t tear off perfectly? "

Get seventy eight bog rolls from supermarket lol if you don’t get shit on your hand after wiping it’s okay by me

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Over, other way is just all levels of wrong

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

https://www.instructables.com/How-to-use-a-bidet-1/

It says people wash their feet in Bidet's apparently and it's quite common.... For god's sake tell me whyyyyyyy?......

In the spirit of the post OP, I just plonk my toilet roll on top of the cistern lid and if I'm feeling extra bendy when I break out a new one I put it on a vertical loo roll holder - but I need to limber up 1st..... None of this over or under malarky. However, no straggly bits of loo paper on my watch than you very much!

Am I bit too blokey in my approach?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

It must be over. It needs to be left ready to rip as well

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By *hantasmagoriaWoman
over a year ago

Newport


"Over, and if I visit anyone's house and its under, I change it to over. I just can't help myself "

Same! The only thing I'm ocd with! That and the way dishes are washed! Anyone who puts it under you have issues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over is correct according to the hospitality industry due to hygeine, but under is far neater according to perfectionists like me, as it prevents the roll from sliding out of alignment.

With regard to hygeine and the risk of getting dirty walls, well anyone who might have dirty hands when retrieving the paper should not be using an indoor toilet anyway.

There I've had my say. Laure

(NB the OH firmly disagrees with me)

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Over. As I recall, it's right there in the patent.

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