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"My friend got arrested for putting his cock in the dishwasher "
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"in my dishwasher to help relax my bowls. Do you? "a drop of guinness helps keep ones bowls relaxed.. saves a good hard scrub with a scourer.. | |||
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"in my dishwasher to help relax my bowls. Do you?
a drop of guinness helps keep ones bowls relaxed..
saves a good hard scrub with a scourer.." | |||
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"New keyboard required please .......... who was the guy giving out gifts earlier lol "dirty girl  | |||
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"What a strange post....." not at all... a relaxed bowl is a happy bowl... | |||
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"New keyboard required please .......... who was the guy giving out gifts earlier lol dirty girl"its getting worse by the minute here lol  | |||
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"What a strange post..... not at all... a relaxed bowl is a happy bowl..." a nice relaxed fork is good too... | |||
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"What a strange post..... not at all... a relaxed bowl is a happy bowl..." I quite like my bowls to remain rigid so I hand wash them. | |||
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"My friend got arrested for putting his cock in the dishwasher
was it a small one ? "No full size | |||
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"What a strange post..... not at all... a relaxed bowl is a happy bowl... a nice relaxed fork is good too... "very true, often said by many a wise man or woman that when forking tis nicer to be relaxed.. | |||
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"What a strange post..... not at all... a relaxed bowl is a happy bowl... I quite like my bowls to remain rigid so I hand wash them." perish the thought of a floppy bowl.. | |||
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"What a strange post....." really  | |||
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"My mums friends teenage lad got a fork stuck his arse and had to go to A & E to have it removed. Apparently he had really really bad constipation and couldnt poo so he tried to dig it out with a fork and it got stuck" oh yeh that old chestnut...  | |||
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"My mums friends teenage lad got a fork stuck his arse and had to go to A & E to have it removed. Apparently he had really really bad constipation and couldnt poo so he tried to dig it out with a fork and it got stuck" | |||
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"My mums friends teenage lad got a fork stuck his arse and had to go to A & E to have it removed. Apparently he had really really bad constipation and couldnt poo so he tried to dig it out with a fork and it got stuck" How am I supposed to sleep after reading that?  | |||
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"My mums friends teenage lad got a fork stuck his arse and had to go to A & E to have it removed. Apparently he had really really bad constipation and couldnt poo so he tried to dig it out with a fork and it got stuck How am I supposed to sleep after reading that? "dead easy, just lock the cutlery drawer.. | |||
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"in my dishwasher to help relax my bowls. Do you? "I lick it, the bowl that is. amongst other things. I like the joke | |||
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"My mums friends teenage lad got a fork stuck his arse and had to go to A & E to have it removed. Apparently he had really really bad constipation and couldnt poo so he tried to dig it out with a fork and it got stuck" He'd a been better workin it out wi a pencil..;-) | |||
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"My mums friends teenage lad got a fork stuck his arse and had to go to A & E to have it removed. Apparently he had really really bad constipation and couldnt poo so he tried to dig it out with a fork and it got stuck He'd a been better workin it out wi a pencil..;-)" Well id forgotten about it until this thread, dont know why he couldnt have used a spoon | |||
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"My mums friends teenage lad got a fork stuck his arse and had to go to A & E to have it removed. Apparently he had really really bad constipation and couldnt poo so he tried to dig it out with a fork and it got stuck He'd a been better workin it out wi a pencil..;-)" that one works best with the constipated accountant lol | |||
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"My mums friends teenage lad got a fork stuck his arse and had to go to A & E to have it removed. Apparently he had really really bad constipation and couldnt poo so he tried to dig it out with a fork and it got stuck He'd a been better workin it out wi a pencil..;-) Well id forgotten about it until this thread, dont know why he couldnt have used a spoon" ive just gone orf me chocolate pudding | |||
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"My mums friends teenage lad got a fork stuck his arse and had to go to A & E to have it removed. Apparently he had really really bad constipation and couldnt poo so he tried to dig it out with a fork and it got stuck He'd a been better workin it out wi a pencil..;-) Well id forgotten about it until this thread, dont know why he couldnt have used a spoonive just gone orf me chocolate pudding "mmm chocolate... | |||
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"I once worked in a & e and a guy had a toilet brush up his bum, brush end first, why he couldn't just pull it out himself is beyond me, the shame of it, " He quite obviously liked the idea of you being his scrubber | |||
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" He'd a been better workin it out wi a pencil..;-) Well id forgotten about it until this thread, dont know why he couldnt have used a spoonive just gone orf me chocolate pudding
mmm chocolate..."If he'd covered it in chocolate it would have come out a treat... ;-) | |||
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"My friend got arrested for putting his cock in the dishwasher "Must have been terrible getting all those feathers out of the filter afterwards....  | |||
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"My mums friends teenage lad got a fork stuck his arse and had to go to A & E to have it removed. Apparently he had really really bad constipation and couldnt poo so he tried to dig it out with a fork and it got stuck oh yeh that old chestnut... "How did he get the chestnut out ? | |||
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"My mums friends teenage lad got a fork stuck his arse and had to go to A & E to have it removed. Apparently he had really really bad constipation and couldnt poo so he tried to dig it out with a fork and it got stuck oh yeh that old chestnut...
How did he get the chestnut out ?"He conkered his problem... | |||
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